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IslamRe: Goat With 'Allah' On His Coat Goes On Sale by Humanbeans(m): 4:05pm On Oct 28, 2012
This Allah goat go sweet die, I wish I can have a portion of it. But on a second thought does it mean Allah now indwel goats. No offence pls
PoliticsRe: Fire Outbreak At Lagos Balogun Market Today (photos) by Humanbeans(m): 8:02pm On Oct 27, 2012
toba: someone should pls call 767 now
Does that number really work? I called it two weeks ago, when bus drivers were fighting on Ikorodu rd. and butchering themselves as if it's ram we are talking about. The number didn't even ring talk less of somebody picking it. NEMA still has a lot to do..
PoliticsRe: Fire Outbreak At Lagos Balogun Market Today (photos) by Humanbeans(m): 7:17pm On Oct 27, 2012
yuzedo: NTA is flashing breaking news as we speak that UBA head office is on fire... Abi am I missing something?
I know UBA Marina (close to this place, u can see it in the 2nd pix) has better fire fighting equipment and capabilities than Federal & State Govt sha..
Anyone to confirm this
PoliticsRe: Gov. Suntai Of Taraba Flown To Germany by Humanbeans(m): 4:25pm On Oct 27, 2012
boladez: May the blood of those Nigerians who cannot afford such immediate Medicare and the spirit of the dead who passed on in the Dana crash due to lack of quick response continue to haunt our politicians, may they continue to go to Germany and India for treatment until they run out of stolen monies and they shall pay with their lives and the lives of their family for not making this country good.
I'm almost tempted to say amen. But really why should we pity our politicians, when they don't care about us. Even the most basic of life's requirements are withheld from the people, while they ave everything to overflowing. I will not say they should live or die, but let God's will for their life's be done. Amen
EducationRe: Nigerian Student Breaks World Record, Scores 4.0 / 4.0 In Turkish University by Humanbeans(m): 5:31pm On Oct 26, 2012
CONGRTAS, Tunji. This is one of the guys GEJ Should invite and give him a gainful employment, he is surely an asset to Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: FG May Fly Governor Suntai Abroad For Treatment by Humanbeans(m): 5:21pm On Oct 26, 2012
aieromon: What sort of joke is this? What happens to the remaining passengers?

Get well soon Yola 6ix.
Yola one is more important that the remaining
PoliticsRe: FG May Fly Governor Suntai Abroad For Treatment by Humanbeans(m): 5:19pm On Oct 26, 2012
Sam Milla: Lets analyse this together.
We have roads that are not motorable and the gods/Suntai decided to be traveling through the air.
Now the air has started to reject them and the President is promising to save them by all means necessary.

Mr President,

The last time you visited Anambra state, you traveled from Enugu To Awka through air. A mere 30 Minutes drive but due to the state of the road, it now takes 2 hours to get to Awka from Enugu.
Mr President, you also flew from Awka to Onitsha, wow! a distance of about 15 minutes through road if the road is good. But you chose to become a bird to get to Onitsha from Awka.

My verdict is that as long as you people care nothing about the plights of the common man who dies due to the state of the roads,
The air has started to reject you people and the sea will follow soon.
We will all get stuck in this mud.
Fly Suntai to heaven if you like, just dont forget that he will be traveling by air.
Couldn't have said it better
TravelRe: Plane Crash Involving Governor Suntai Of Taraba (Pictures) by Humanbeans(m): 7:10am On Oct 26, 2012
This is another failed TBJ's prophecies? Thank God it didn't ome to pass
PoliticsRe: Governor Danbaba Suntai Of Taraba State Crashes Private Jet by Humanbeans(m): 10:17pm On Oct 25, 2012
But galaxy news @10 says the man died now, Nigeria media with inconsistent report
PropertiesRe: We Just Nailed An Abuja Land Fraudster! He Is Cooling Off In Police Cell! by Humanbeans(m): 10:03am On Oct 25, 2012
Hey detective ehitz, good job. God will continue to give you more wisdom to catch more thieves. Amen
TravelRe: Dana Wins Best Domestic Carrier For 2011 Award by Humanbeans(m): 11:54am On Oct 22, 2012
Even if Dana airline did so well in 2011, the crash in June this year should have cancelled all that achievement, it's should automatically go to the next best in that category. Those in authority in this country are not sensitive, and lack common sense. I say shame on them all.
PropertiesRe: Construction Process Of A Wing Duplex+flat At Ajah by Humanbeans(m): 9:04pm On Oct 19, 2012
Hey segcy, well done, this is a great work. Do you mind sharing with us a rough estimate of how much you have spent so far. Thanks
CelebritiesRe: St.Janet Caught Her Husband Sleeping With Her Daughter by Humanbeans(m): 6:46pm On Oct 19, 2012
She hasn't seen nothing yet. It's just the beginning, as long as she continue in that life of hers, this is just a tip of the iceberg. Useless ajegunle girl.
Technology MarketRe: Asus Transformer Prime 32gb Android Tablet Brand New For Sale 70k by Humanbeans(m): 6:39pm On Oct 19, 2012
Is it still available?
ComputersLeaked Ipad Mini Prices by Humanbeans(op): 2:23pm On Oct 15, 2012
http://blog.gsmarena.com/ipad-mini-nudges-closer-to-reality-leaked-inventory-image-shows-pricing/


These prices are obviously meant to put the iPad mini at odds with its most direct competitors the Asus Nexus 7 and Amazon’s Kindle Fire HD. The Google pureblood offers 16 GB (and even rumored 32GB) of storage for the price of an 8 GB iPad mini (€249), while Amazon gives you 32 GB worth of storage on a Kindle Fire HD for the same asking price.

I’m rather disappointed that the iPad mini would be only 100 euro cheaper than the equivalent 10-inch iPad configurations. Unfortunately, Apple continues the trend of heavily overpricing storage. A 16GB iPad mini would have made lots of sense at around the €250 euro mark, but Apple is not in the business of selling affordable personal electronics.

Still, things could wind up totally different so stay tuned for the unconfirmed October 23 event at which Apple could make the iPad mini official.

MobileGeeks seems to be down at the moment, but still, you will find a link to their article below.
HealthRe: Pls Recommend Hospital For A Stroke Patient by Humanbeans(op): 8:46am On Oct 15, 2012
Thank you. Will get in touch.
HealthPls Recommend Hospital For A Stroke Patient by Humanbeans(op): 6:46pm On Oct 11, 2012
One of my uncle has stoke. Could anyone pls recommend a good hospital that can handle such case. Thank you very dearly
Nairaland GeneralRe: Shark Attacks Woman In Delta by Humanbeans(m): 1:42pm On Oct 11, 2012
That's Abigail lie. Shark in a river?. Madam pls tell us another lie. This is a bad lie
CrimeRe: Policemen Watched While My Son Was Lynched - Chiadika's Mom by Humanbeans(m): 12:33pm On Oct 11, 2012
A country known for occultic leaders, might not fare better than this. Our leaders should renounce occultism and embrace the true God, who created the heaven and earth.
Seriously speaking most of the evil prevailing in our land has to do with the dark secrets of the leaders and politicians. It's my prayer that God will console the bereaved families.

Every form of evil in Nigeria, I speak death to you, every one behind evil and wickedness I decree that you will be brought to book. All those aiding and abetting evil, you will be exposed by the power of the Holy Spirit.
PropertiesRe: Strong, Beautiful And Affordable Homes by Humanbeans(m): 9:48am On Oct 10, 2012
Great. I wish you success in ur plans
PropertiesRe: Strong, Beautiful And Affordable Homes by Humanbeans(m): 10:22am On Oct 09, 2012
Hey spyder, great work you are doing here, pls when will you open your Lagos office. This is no joke, we really need you in Lagos. Just put that as one of your expansion plans. I can be reached va oayorinde at gmail dot com
PoliticsRe: Lagos Won't Allow Other States Number Plates by Humanbeans(m): 10:54am On Oct 04, 2012
The next law will be that if you are not a Lagosians by birth you must naturalize within the next 6 months.Oga Fash should cool down o. He should face projects that will affect majority of Lagosians positively,mst Lagosians are below poverty level. Less that 1$ a day.
PropertiesRe: Building Developer by Humanbeans(m): 10:21am On Oct 03, 2012
@kojex, follow people like spyder888, brbus, aventures, segcy-moore,aasog etc on this forum. Just type their names and browse thru their posts, you will learnt a great deal. These guys are professional builders, and I have personally learnt from them.
Mrsomebody, stop discouraging people on this forum
PropertiesRe: Cost Of Building A 4/5 Bedroom Duplex From Fuondation Level by Humanbeans(m): 7:26pm On Sep 30, 2012
@assog, kindly comment on ventures' post. i think it has somethin to do wt ur competency.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Exxonmobil Recruitment For Engineers by Humanbeans(op): 9:53am On Sep 26, 2012
Good luck all applicants
Jobs/VacanciesExxonmobil Recruitment For Engineers by Humanbeans(op): 9:49am On Sep 26, 2012
BSc in Engineering (2.1) - mechanical, chemical, civil, petroleum, electrical/electronics, industrial&production, subsea, material&metallurgical with or without experience? Exxonmobil is recruiting. Pls spread to as many pple as u know.
http://www.exxonmobil.com/Nigeria-English/HR/HR_Nigeria_jobs.asp
PoliticsPatience Jonathan Yet To Stabilise - Hospital by Humanbeans(op): 7:53am On Sep 20, 2012
Horst Schmidt Klinik in Wiesbaden, Germany, where First Lady Patience Jonathan is presently being treated has confirmed that she would not be discharged so soon, a development that is contrary to frequent reports from the presidency that the ailing first lady would return to the country by the end of this week.

One of the consultants with President Jonathan’s wife told our foreign correspondent during a telephone dialogue on Wednesday that the condition of the ailing first lady had not improved up to the expectations of the medical team.

Although the consultant who did not want her name to be mentioned disclosed that the presidency was making serious efforts for Mrs Jonathan to be discharged before the end of this week so she could travel with the president to New York where she will be expected to lead some side events at the ongoing 67th United Nations General Assembly.

During the telephone dialogue that lasted about five minutes, the source further said there was no way the ailing first lady could be discharged now as a result of her unstable health situation, stressing that the management of the hospital had communicated with the federal government in writing as regards the impossibility of discharging her as proposed by the presidency.

She said: “They wanted us to discharge Mrs Patience Jonathan but we have notified the Nigerian government through its embassy here that we will not be able to discharge our patient at this time because her situation is not stable. We still need to monitor her very well before we can ask her to proceed on any long distance trip.

“Our response to the Nigerian government as regards the condition of our client here was communicated through the Nigerian embassy in Germany. We cannot discharge her now. She has to remain with us until her deteriorating health condition improves.”

Ask ed the real cause of her ailment, the consultant who declined to go into details confirmed that Mrs Jonathan had undergone some intestinal operations to keep her tummy firm -- a process, she said, led to poisoning and complications.

“Those operations that were performed on Mrs Patience Jonathan led to a ruptured stomach and I think that was the reason she was fainting and as well having abdominal pains before she was brought here for treatment,” the source said.

She however stressed that the doctors working with the first lady would perform some other operations on her at the beginning of next week if her condition does not improve as expected.
http://www.leadership.ng/nga/articles/35240/2012/09/20/patience_jonathan_yet_stabilise_german_hospital.html
PropertiesRe: Architectural Designs For Nairalanders Who Want To Build by Humanbeans(m): 7:46am On Sep 20, 2012
Hi, Ihebrooke, I sent you a mail yesterday! No reply from you yet. It's from oayorinde@gmail.com. Check ur mail and give me a reply. Thanks
Christianity EtcThe Pope Is The Antichrist? by Humanbeans(op): 5:02pm On Sep 19, 2012
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2009/07/07/pope-admits-‘actually-i-am-the-antichrist’/

I don't really know if he truly said that. But if he did I'm not surprised at all.

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