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Politics / Re: Japheth Omojuwa Appointed To Halifax Board by hUmaneOne: 10:05pm On Jul 20, 2021
donmixc:
He look poor angry sad
You must be interestingly stupid to stupor to determine a person's riches by his looks, just the same way the useless Nigerian police tags youths as yahoo boys because of dreads.

You can never make it in life with this behaviour
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by hUmaneOne: 2:52am On Jul 16, 2021
Lexusgs430:



What about if the main family asset is in the UK + children in the UK ............. grin

Or the most aggrieved party, would drag the other to a Nigerian divorce court.....

Go think am well well, then repeat this assignment...... cheesy


Man fit vex terminate his visa (which terminates hers) so they'll both come back and do the divorce in naija
Travel / Re: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by hUmaneOne: 6:00pm On Jul 15, 2021
TheGuyFromHR:


Prenups are generally a waste of time at this level.
Dont get married in the first place.
An unregistered partnership is fine.
Draw up a will and dispose of your property as you wish.

Lexusgs430:



Little did he know...... grin

Brosses, this is damn scary o.

For those who might eventually consider divorce, (those married in naija and relocated) is it better to come back to naija and process the divorce? Assuming both parties are holding tier2 visa and the wife is the dependant?
Car Talk / Re: Gettin A Car From Lagos Down To Zaria by hUmaneOne: 11:58am On Nov 01, 2016
Drgreatone:

Do u know someone who's used it, heard abt it and plannin on makin enquiries soon

Not yet tho, but it goes to kano.I'm in Kano
Politics / Re: Photo Of Aisha Buhari With Hajo San, Her Senior Special Assistant by hUmaneOne: 9:56am On Nov 01, 2016
Office of the first lady my ass.

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Car Talk / Re: Gettin A Car From Lagos Down To Zaria by hUmaneOne: 1:49pm On Oct 31, 2016
I think the train service passes through zaria. Use it
Religion / Re: Abuja Residents Decry Indecent Dressing In Places Of Worship by hUmaneOne: 10:11pm On Oct 26, 2016
Our girls are shameless like that..na only bad things them dey copy.
Slutwalk comes to mind

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: How You Treat Your Predecessor Is How Your Successor May Treat You by hUmaneOne: 4:47pm On Oct 25, 2016
Buhari is already frail. he knows he might not live long enough to goto jail
Family / Re: Why Do Pregnant Ladies Act Funny? by hUmaneOne: 2:47pm On Oct 15, 2016
Tedpgrass:



Being civil appears not to be part of your e-artillery as you are rather combatant.

Please research properly before displaying your lack of specialist knowledge.

Not everything can be googled without some specialty knowledge..... which you clearly dont have!!!

Web research doesnt make you a neurosurgeon, so don't think you're one!!


The little girls are for you...

I'm sorted... dont need any adulation...

Btw... check up the words as usual on Google!!

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civility?? while you dish out half wrong info?
for a start, the only link between Hyperemesis gravidarium and encephalopathy , is Wernicke's encephaolpathy. Wernicke's encephalopathy in these cases is caused by heavy alcohol intake cum thiamine deficiency. Are you telling me Nigerian women who have emotional issues do take alcohol??
Most nigerian women shun alcohol especially during pregnancy because it is known to cause birth defects.Besides there is no avenue for thiamine deficiency because these women take vit B complex, folic acid etc,

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3963199/


sorry for you ,man. i really pity you..Wernicke's will present as frank "madness"

like i said , enrol in a medical school, very fast. What you browsed and found out isn't applicable to most Nigerian women. That is the difference between browsing and practising real life medicine,
Phones / Re: Searching Google For Movies Is A Long Process! Easiest Way To Download by hUmaneOne: 12:46am On Oct 08, 2016
prinsam30:
parent directory like these ones



http://sv1.bia2dl.xyz/Movies/

http://dl.farsmovie.ir

http://178.162.214.232/vod/

http://dl3.nicemovie.org/Download/Movie/2016/

holy crap dude. please how did you get these Webserver directories
please give me more...
Politics / Re: Ghana Begins Fuel Exports To Nigeria by hUmaneOne: 12:06am On Oct 07, 2016
blamelessly:
All I see is Vanguard newspaper trying to deceive people and sell their newspaper. The story stays Niger, not Nigeria but the link says Nigeria. Vanguard I hail una with your cheap publicity. Op pls take note.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/10/ghana-begins-fuel-exports-nigeria-others/

men , you are splashing black spit everywhere.read for youself

The state-owned Bulk Oil Storage and Transportation Company (BOST) Limited, is also supplying petroleum products from the same depot to Benin Republic and [size=15pt]Nigeria[/size].

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Family / Re: She Got Pregnant At 11 But Today She Is Married And Also A Masters Holder by hUmaneOne: 5:19pm On Oct 01, 2016
kabrud:
Married at 11? Hahahahahahahahaha. What tribe is she pls? Where are those donkeys making noise about marriage at 14? The Word "pedophile" has not appeared on this thread so far. Hypocrites everywhere. grin grin grin

My friend, it seems you have a comprehension problem common to those from a particular part of Nigeria who detest schooling.

She didn't get married at 12. She fùcked illegally and got preggers, and was shunned by her folks who didn't agree with her ways.

Sex between two immature folks isn't pedophilia.
Sec between an adult and a child is pedophilia.okay.

****

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: No National I.D , No Voters Card. No Int'l Passport. How Do I Apply For FCS Job? by hUmaneOne: 12:00pm On Oct 01, 2016
Lastanza:

Look at how you are embarrassing yourself online. You can't even comport yourself. Mr perfect, wish I could give you a contest right here but I'm too mature for that.

Claiming educated and sophisticated but cannot even exude such in character and expression.

Thank you, Mr compassionate.

I might not be educated in your eyes, but I can conclusively deduce that the "so called" illiteracy you are branding me, is far better than OP's enlightenment.

I was simply honest with my expression, with or without Education and sophistication.

How can OP not have a voters card and have the effrontery to scream APC & PDP? Yuck you are disgustingly hypocritical.

He is simply unemployable. These kind of persons will destroy the civil service with incompetence. Competence isn't simply by knowing your job.versatility is part of it

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: No National I.D , No Voters Card. No Int'l Passport. How Do I Apply For FCS Job? by hUmaneOne: 10:41am On Oct 01, 2016
Charly68:
To lack the above basic documents means you are not a good citizen of Nigeria. No matter what is going on around,somebody must ensure that he is always on the right side of the law. No voters card yet you are an adult in the country..those who refuse to vote has no moral right to complaints

Did you notice his moniker? It contains SUG..he will end up being a damn politician. A very bad one

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: No National I.D , No Voters Card. No Int'l Passport. How Do I Apply For FCS Job? by hUmaneOne: 10:10am On Oct 01, 2016
AFOLABISUG1:
What do i do, i dont have these means of identification what should i do?
How do i apply for the Federal Civil Service Commision jobs.

How did you get here?
Did you even do the BVN enrollment? How did you become a graduate without any official ID? Your moniker bears SUG so you should be politically enlightened.
You don't even know where they do national ID enrollment?
I swear your education is a waste. You are a typical example of an unemployable graduate
Men,you are disappointing...


Anyways, you can get an int'l passport same day.

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Crime / Re: Kidnapped Margaret Emefiele Released By Her Abductors by hUmaneOne: 8:04am On Oct 01, 2016
Good news..
I hope all kidnap cases can be handled with same finese.
Crime / Re: Margaret Emefiele's Kidnappers Demand N1.5billion As Ransom For Her Release by hUmaneOne: 11:59pm On Sep 30, 2016
gonkin:
N1billion, make dem lend from world bank. That money too small for them. Maybe they were the people that planned it. Cuz its a another means to steal without efcc tracing your financial history

I love this your conspiracy theory.
E nor reach them do..
Crime / Re: Margaret Emefiele's Kidnappers Demand N1.5billion As Ransom For Her Release by hUmaneOne: 11:40pm On Sep 30, 2016
grossintel:
grin no transaction done on the internet is untraceable, wait till NSA come knocking on ur door before you believe they aren't stupid.

Bitcoin is like open-source ..please read about it.
Crime / Re: Margaret Emefiele's Kidnappers Demand N1.5billion As Ransom For Her Release by hUmaneOne: 11:38pm On Sep 30, 2016
nkemdi89:
Why will she move with only police escorts, is she not entitled to security details? A police has little knowledge on vip protection, there is a big yardstick between escorts duty and protective duty. With the security situation of the country she deserves better protection than that. Sometimes most of these vips overlook the usefulness of security because they don't want to spend, or they perceived most of them as illiterate who can't add any inputs to their lives. One wicked thing about those kidnappers they always rape their female victims irrespective of their status or age. In as much as an insider can not be overruled in this issue it's pertinent for most vips to accept proactive intelligence and security education because no one has autonomy over knowledge, education and intelligence.

You mean 4 police escorts aren't enough?
She doesn't have an official position hence doesn't deserve even 4. She could pay for private security if she needed more protection.

A first lady of a state or even the SGF's wife doesn't get 4 police escorts.

Even at that, 4 police or military men couldn't have have come against a band of 15 armed men with m134 minigun with belts , no matter their preparedness.

Very sad thing.Nigerians are angry. We will be seeing more of this if government continues to slack.

This woman is innocent. Let them target the main guys, senators, hor members etc.
Crime / Re: Margaret Emefiele's Kidnappers Demand N1.5billion As Ransom For Her Release by hUmaneOne: 10:45pm On Sep 30, 2016
Demigods666:



Lol haba, grave is too much na.

Grief is better because in the end when them they cell they go they regret na cheesy

They for just ask for like 10M how they wan take even withdraw 1.5 billion They must catch them

Illiterates.
Do you know about bitcoin?
That's what is used in cases like this.it is untraceable
Education / Re: You Think You Know Maths ? Try This. by hUmaneOne: 3:51pm On Sep 30, 2016
Here's the answer from the winner himself http://m.imgur.com/gallery/sDmwl

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Webmasters / Re: 10 Things Nigerians Search On Google by hUmaneOne: 3:22pm On Sep 30, 2016
Op, that was your previously searched result grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Relevance Of The First School Leaving Certificate? by hUmaneOne: 11:22am On Sep 30, 2016
westlius:
fake it oo if u dont have it @ least na primary school leaving cert. it wound not be dat pronounced cos u gat waec or neco
Why don't we think of our future?

When you run for a political position in future and they they fish out your faked paper, they'll say it's the poor villagers o.

Think of the shame on yourself, your wife and the children..what will you be teaching the children?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Relevance Of The First School Leaving Certificate? by hUmaneOne: 11:18am On Sep 30, 2016
chemistry101:


FSLC was suppose to come first, asin B4 waec BSc etc. we there be any issue if it come after WAEC, BSc
Nope..not that I know of.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Relevance Of The First School Leaving Certificate? by hUmaneOne: 10:51am On Sep 30, 2016
kunlesmiles:
it is actually a primary 6 exam,infact,d position I took in d exam was written on d certificate.
Position in a statewide exam?? cheesy cheesy cheesy it is akin to seeing your position in a common entrance exam.

I would have simply ignored you, but for the sake of others I chose to comment.

The primary six exam, in which you had a position was your schools exam and not the FSLC exam.

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Phones / Re: GLO 4G!! by hUmaneOne: 10:07am On Sep 30, 2016
Bossmd:
When will Glo launch their own 4G services na?

Maybe they will call it "Snail wireless" grin grin
Glo speed is nonsense in my base but MTN is Badass fast.
Ironically ,In my family house, glo blazes at 5MB per second.. I download 2 gigabyte in 30mins max

So my advice ;don't be loyal to any provider. Go for any one that is best in your area.

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Politics / Re: Assets Declaration: CCB Invites Adeosun, Emefiele, Fashola Others by hUmaneOne: 9:16am On Sep 30, 2016
Another smoke screen abi
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Relevance Of The First School Leaving Certificate? by hUmaneOne: 9:11am On Sep 30, 2016
omo17:


Lol, OK Tanks
Welcome man.

Cheers
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Relevance Of The First School Leaving Certificate? by hUmaneOne: 9:07am On Sep 30, 2016
omo17:


Well maybe Sha, i stopped at primary 5, nd there was nothing like dat wen i finished. So automatically i knw am not entitled to certificate but a testimonial. Even with dat am still having problem with the school, because i was told my name can't be found on primary 5 register nd dey cannot issue testimonial for primary 4. Am surprised nd am still on it. Like i said u maybe right.

Even my parents wrote the exam in their time. It is nothing new
The confusion here is that people call it primary 6 exam, which means primary 5 persons aren't eligible. It is called School cert exam
My advice;if you intend to work in government/ for the government, register for it asap like i did.

To register , visit any primary school .
Or better still ,visit any adult education centre and register, so you will not feel like an old papa amongst small children during the exam
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Relevance Of The First School Leaving Certificate? by hUmaneOne: 8:51am On Sep 30, 2016
omo17:


The primary school will send ur name to the state ministry of education once you complete primary six, thereafter u go there nd collect it after paying a certain amount of money, but if you don't complete primary six, no certificate for u, wat d school will issue is testimonial as an alternative. I stand to be corrected.

Let me correct you now.
The exam is always written just before the close of the session. Usually 5 papers are written.
It can be taken by primary 5 or 6 pupils after registration.
Everybody in a state write the same paper and same day.
To butress it's importance,one federal university did not accept my Postgrad application till I had to take the FSLC exam and get the certificate recently. They didn't accept the schools testimonial
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Relevance Of The First School Leaving Certificate? by hUmaneOne: 8:23am On Sep 30, 2016
hilaomo:
guy you dont take any exam biko...no let ppl laff you jo.Once you finish primary school,the certificate when your school give you na be FSLC.FROM D WORD FIRST ABEG THINK AM TRU.
I think you are trying to court attention from people this morning.

The primary six certificate aka First school leaving certificate is graded according to your performance in a written exam usually set by the state ministry of education.

Distinction
Merit
Pass
Fail


Once you finish primary school,the certificate when your school give you na be FSLC.
omo17:

Bros i don't know which exam u ar talking abt, but FSLC is the same thing as primary school certificate. It is issued after completing primary six especially.
What you meant to write is called a TESTIMONIAL and is given by your school.
FSLC is given by the ministry of education of your state

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Family / Re: I Received This Message From My Mom And Felt Like Crying..i Love My Mom(pics) by hUmaneOne: 8:17am On Sep 30, 2016
OP come clean and ask for assistance . You might get from some of us, because I see no reason to post your private convo.

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