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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Relevance Of The First School Leaving Certificate? by hUmaneOne: 8:13am On Sep 30, 2016
omo17:


It is ur primary school certificate not an exam. Dats all.
You take the exam to get the certificate. You don't automatically get the certificate by finishing primary school.
I didn't take the exam in my time and had to register and write it during my PG .
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Relevance Of The First School Leaving Certificate? by hUmaneOne: 8:11am On Sep 30, 2016
lordalfred:
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OP ,try to register for the exam asap..it might be used against you in the future.
When persons applying for a position are too much, Nigerians especially in government institutions use the FSLC availability as a means of weeding out the crowd.
Phones / Re: Yahoo Kills And Shutdown Yahoo Messenger Forever by hUmaneOne: 7:29am On Sep 30, 2016
After more than 12years of my using Yahoo messenger cry

The indomie generation will not know this but YIM on your Nairaland profile stands for Yahoo Instant messenger.
Politics / Re: Godwin Obaseki Addresses A Huge Crowd Of Supporters At Ringroad (photos) by hUmaneOne: 9:56pm On Sep 29, 2016
Felincous:
#PDPMUSTDIE
#PDPMUSTDIE
#PDPMUSTDIE 4 US 2 ENJOY OUR NIGERIA.
I am on the fence as per Edo .

But we need a vibrant opposition to act as checks and balance else APC becomes tyrannical. Don't you think so?

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Politics / Re: Again, Falana Fires Back At Charles Soludo Over CBN's Management- The Herald by hUmaneOne: 12:31pm On Sep 29, 2016
This man nor dey tire for talk talk? Especially unintelligent ones?

“For the avoidance of doubt, I wish to reiterate that it was the management of the CBN which claimed to have given out its own “share”of 7 billion dollars from the foreign reserves estimated at 38 billion dollars at the material time.

“Is Professor Soludo insisting that CBN under his management was entitled to any “share” of the nation’s foreign reserves?.

“In any case, whether it was a deposit or its own share of the foreign reserves, did the CBN ever announce that the deposit had been paid back to the foreign reserves which belong to the three tiers of Government?.

Soludo explained this the other time..

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Politics / Re: Kaduna Tremor: Senate Warns Against Possible Earthquake In Nigeria by hUmaneOne: 10:21am On Sep 29, 2016
chiedu7:


Are you sure you are a christian?
So you are saying that science is bigger than God? angry angry angry angry

Your case is serious, NDO grin grin grin grin

Such a dolt.
God is awesome. He gave us power to predict the future with science including medicine. That area in kaduna has shifted into an earthquake prone zone.

science does not always contradict The Word.

It is your type that will refuse to take drugs for a curable sickness because of Faith.
Politics / Re: EdoDecides: INEC Bars Journalists From Collation Centre by hUmaneOne: 8:23am On Sep 29, 2016
APCmyheart:



Read through please, Party agents, Observers and Journalist from TV stations are allow in.
You mean EBS: Edo broadcasting services.. Issokay
Crime / Re: Rape Laws In Islamic Pakistan by hUmaneOne: 7:17am On Sep 29, 2016
nextprince:

And how is ur respect for the flattiees any of by biz? Which truth and facts have u presented? Or are u trying to say that ur akpu-eating and "hardworking" druggies have been painting the image of this country white? Or how has their rape, human ritual, human trafficking, robbery, national and international prostitution improved the economy of this country? Infact, which fact do u have apart from making comments of hate against the Northerners who have been good ambassadors to the country as compared to ur flat headed masters? Gerrout grin.

Why are you màsturbatìng over nothing? You are scared of your shadows and have digressed from the topic.

I didn't mention anything about the North.I mentioned Nigeria, not the North.

I respect the igbo's the same way I respect the Yoruba's , Hausa's and everybody, so run along and find someone else to pour your frustrations on, this early morning. I am not this cause of your penury so get the fùck outta my mention

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Politics / Re: Kaduna Tremor: Senate Warns Against Possible Earthquake In Nigeria by hUmaneOne: 7:07am On Sep 29, 2016
chiedu7:


You surely dont know the bible.
If did, you'd know that when Israel went into captivity, even the rigtheous too were taken.
You are surely still fixated in the old testament where there was no grace and the Holy Spirit.
I not get power to argue with you.

I still say the earth tremor has a scientific basis.
Politics / Re: EdoDecides: INEC Bars Journalists From Collation Centre by hUmaneOne: 11:59pm On Sep 28, 2016
Fayose was right afterall..

At least two or 3 three journalist 's would have been allowed if space was the constraint .

INEC is about to rig for APC or PDP.guess

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Pets / Re: Any Cat Lovers Here On Nairaland?? by hUmaneOne: 10:33pm On Sep 28, 2016
Cats are the cutest pets in the US
Events / Re: Guys Wash Their Hands With Wine At A Club (Photos) by hUmaneOne: 8:51pm On Sep 28, 2016
Mr Seun, na advert for club joker Benin be this na.
any post about any club is from there..Bill them for advert o
Crime / Re: Rape Laws In Islamic Pakistan by hUmaneOne: 6:08pm On Sep 28, 2016
nextprince:

Igbo with a religion that is nothing but scam has mouth to talk, smh. grin

I pity your intellect.so any body that speaks the truth with fact is Igbo. ??
Relieve yourself of the hate.I'm not Igbo but I respect them.
Crime / Re: Rape Laws In Islamic Pakistan by hUmaneOne: 2:19pm On Sep 28, 2016
Pakistan has a sordid rape culture.
If nobody witnesses the rape, even though there is forensic evidence, the case is closed.

Backward country,backward Culture and backward religion.

As backward as Nigeria, its better than Pakistan.
Crime / Re: Do Not Pick Up Calls While Charging[graphic Image;viewers Discretion Is Advised] by hUmaneOne: 2:02pm On Sep 28, 2016
Anybody that has gone to a hospital can tell that ,the wound isn't as a result of an explosion from a small object like a phone but from things like cutlass, gun or IED or an accident.
Politics / Re: Kaduna Tremor: Senate Warns Against Possible Earthquake In Nigeria by hUmaneOne: 1:11pm On Sep 28, 2016
chiedu7:


Luke 11 (KJV)
50 That the blood of all the prophets, which was shed from the foundation of the world,
may be required of this generation;

51 From the blood of Abel unto the blood of Zacharias which perished between the altar and the temple:
verily I say unto you, It shall be required of this generation.

2 Thessalonians 1:6
Seeing it is a righteous thing with God to recompense tribulation to them that trouble you;

Hebrews 12:29
For our God is a consuming fire.



no where did it say God rewards the righteous according to his unrighteous leaders' deeds


besides, the earthquake has scientific basis.
Duuuullllll christian
Politics / Re: Kaduna Tremor: Senate Warns Against Possible Earthquake In Nigeria by hUmaneOne: 8:13am On Sep 28, 2016
The earth's tectonic plates are shifting fast

Australia Is Drifting So Fast GPS Can't Keep Up

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/09/australia-moves-gps-coordinates-adjusted-continental-drift/

chiedu7:
[size=14pt]IT'S THE JUDGEMENT OF GOD ON KADUNA FOR
PERSECUTING CHRISTIANS![/size]
With this statement, if you are a real Christian then I will reject Christianity

God does not pay the sins of the unrighteous on the righteous. Why would He destroy the Christians whom the states were also persecuting?

Ooni:
Is this a plaque or what?
No ,its called continental drift
http://nationalgeographic.org/encyclopedia/continental-drift/.

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Car Talk / Re: See The Top 10 Cars That Can Survive The Harsh Nigerian Roads (photos) by hUmaneOne: 10:20pm On Sep 27, 2016
10. Toyota Sequoia



The Toyota sequoia is one of the toughest cars you can find on the road. The Toyota sequoia is built to withstand and navigate all sorts of the difficult landscape, such as hilly terrains, pot holes, speed bumps, and muddy landscape.
It’s sleek body shape construction and spacious interior makes this car quite eye catching.

The Toyota sequoia costs about $40,000 which is over N12 million if you do the conversion correctly with today’s dollar-naira rate.

9. Toyota 4Runner TRD Pro



The guys who designed the Toyota 4Runner had the bad road network of Nigeria in mind when they built this rugged vehicle. The Toyota 4Runner TRD comes with a set of huge tires, off-road suspension, and a high ride height that gives you the feeling of superiority when riding on the difficult Nigerian landscape.

The Toyota 4Runner TRD is quite spacious and would do great as a family SUV too. The price is on the high side, though. It costs nothing less than $38,000 (i.e. N12 million) to acquire this ride.

8. Acura RDX



The Acura RDX is a masterpiece that was created for off-road travels. The pot-holes on Nigerian roads will constitute an insignificant hitch when the Acura RDX is on the move. The car has all the specifications that befit a car suited for the technologically advanced 21st century.

The Acura RDX comes with a powerful turbocharged gasoline engine, powered by 4 cylinders. This is a car built for Nigerian roads.
Pricing starts at $30,000.

7. Nissan Xterra Pro-4X



The Nissan Xterra Pro-4X is one of a kind when it comes to cars built to withstand difficult road conditions. The Nissan Xterra Pro-4X is one of the first cars you’ll spot in any Nissan showroom. One feature that endears one to the Xterra is the 265/75R16 tires which are built to withstand any sort of rough terrain. Another feature that helps the Xterra overcome poor road conditions, is the high suspension that comes with its trim body shape.

The Nissan Xterra Pro-4X is also known for its low gas consumption. Pricing for this car begins at $26,000.

6. Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Series



These Jeep series are simply irresistible. Instead of shelling out tons of cash to fund cars which will sooner than later be destroyed by bad Nigerian roads, a pick of any of the Jeep wrangler unlimited series will do. Some astounding members of these series include Wrangler Unlimited WILLYS WHEELER, Wrangler Unlimited Sports, Wrangler Unlimited Black Bear, the Wrangler Unlimited Sahara etc. All these cars go for below $35,000.

Saying that these cars are built to withstand off-road conditions is an understatement. These are a really strong set of cars.

5. Jeep Liberty



Well, here’s another tough one. The Jeep Liberty is gradually becoming quite popular for those who know a thing or two about cars. The Jeep liberty is one car which was indeed built for Nigerian roads; you will be forgiven for adding the Sahara desert to that number, though. This is one SUV you should definitely check out. It comes with a 210 horse power engine, high suspension, alloy wheels, automatic gears and engines running on V6 cylinders.

This is truly a machine in a world of its own. Pricing for the Jeep liberty starts at $36,000.

4. Toyota Highlander 2014-2016



The Toyota Highlander is another sports utility vehicle (SUV) that was built to undertake daunting landscape challenges. The Toyota Highlander comes with a powerful V6 engine and a high suspension.

The Toyota Highlander is a strong car with a sleek shape that can easily navigate Nigerian roads with no problem. This car comes at a price starting from $25,000.

3. Toyota Land Cruiser



Toyota has continued to modify the Land Cruiser and today the Toyota land cruiser has built a vehicle that can blaze Nigerian roads without any difficulty. The Land cruiser isn’t just called the land cruiser for nothing; it comes with a powerful 381 horsepower, V-8 engine. These combined features give the Land Cruiser an edge over other cars in its category.

Also embedded therein is the Toyota kinetic dynamic suspension which allows for more suspension and movement in tough road conditions, such as is prevalent in Nigeria. The car is quite expensive, though -pricing starts at $80,000.

2. Range Rover
Range Rover

The Land Rover have undergone several modifications to become one of the strongest and most expensive cars that adequately suits Nigerian roads today. Now widely referred to as the Range Rover Sport. This is a vehicle that needs little or no introduction.

The Range Rover comes loaded with a powerful 510-horse power, V-8 or V-6 (depending on your pocket). This is that car that won’t get you stuck in the mud or flipped over by a pot-hole. With long travel air adjustable suspension system which can go as high as 10.2 inches, the car gives you the feeling of superiority while in it. Pricing starts at $85,000.

1. Mercedes-Benz G-Class

Mercedes-Benz G-Class

When a German-based company ‘Mercedes’ sits down to build a car well suited for off-road conditions, we usually expect the best. That was what we got with the Mercedes-Benz G-wagon and G-class series. This car was definitely built with roads such as prevalent in Nigeria in mind.

It comes with a V-8 cylinder engine, although you might prefer the interior of this car to the exterior. The Mercedes-Benz G-class has a rugged look about it, but it still provides all the luxury you can expect from a fairly expensive SUV. Pricing for the Mercedes-Benz G-wagon starts at $105,000.

For your viewing pleasure.its even a crappy old list
Car Talk / Re: Chrysler 300 -- Good Or Bad Car? by hUmaneOne: 9:21pm On Sep 27, 2016
c767314922:
They were good up till the month after the warranty expired, when everything started going wrong
curt and straight, the above quote indicates poor maintenance culture. If the camrys were defective from purchase ,i would have said otherwise.

If camry which is Nigeria's plaything can give maintenance related issues, i can definitely not recommend a chrysler 300. My relative had to reliquish his toks 300c 2007model for an avalon.
Car Talk / Re: Anxiety Mounts As FRSC Deadline On Speed Limiters Draws Near by hUmaneOne: 9:18pm On Sep 27, 2016
platinumricky:
what happens when someone is being chased by armed robbers/kidnappers on the highway? Wat is the essence of the cruise control feature on some vehicles built after 2000?
a businessman will always defend his trade grin

apart from large commercial vehicles in the UK, i haven't seen a country where it is mandatory (i checked), not even in the US.Nigerians too like overdo
Crime / Re: Okada Man Burnt Alive In Lagos Over His Involvement In A Robbery (Graphic Pics) by hUmaneOne: 8:00pm On Sep 27, 2016
The thief don free. Trust naija police.
Them collect thief, leave bikeman accomplice.

That's why I don't pity them when they suffer

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Education / Re: Lady Wanted To Correct Covenant University Student But Was Embarrassed (Snapshot by hUmaneOne: 7:27pm On Sep 27, 2016
freecocoa:
You did break up with her, right?
wheredemdey:

Niggahhh dump that chic ASAP.... She will definitely leave you sometime in future when she sees a supposed richer guy


she used fork and knife (not saying that's bad o, but u can't be formal with ur bestie na)
Education / Re: Lady Wanted To Correct Covenant University Student But Was Embarrassed (Snapshot by hUmaneOne: 6:51pm On Sep 27, 2016
every boarding student cannot miss that word -exeat

We had exeat cards which must be signed by the housemaster , before the gateman lets you pass

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Celebrities / Re: List Of All The People Linda Ikeji Destroyed Their Marriages By Kemi Olunloyo by hUmaneOne: 2:20pm On Sep 27, 2016
cescky:


Ur like a sheep always led never a leader like a zombie....where u there when she broke them up ?
Every media house writes gossip, cheap people always seek attention trying to bring people better than them down ...can't blame u pipo slander gossip,hatred is the lot of poor and unsuccessful
You're not a zombie but you agree with media houses in thier slander and maligning?
Education / Re: Why Unijos VC Prof. Maimako's Daughter Should Not Be A Lecturer In Unijos. by hUmaneOne: 2:15pm On Sep 27, 2016
Jtownonline:
Unijos VC Prof. Maimoko has given his daughter a job as a lecturer in the department of Mass Communication in the University against all odds.
Jtownonline media was able to make contact with one of her course mate who wants to remain anonymous said "The news got to me as a shock; if the University should do the right thing regarding students that will be retained, Miss Dougvel Maimako can't fall in the first 15 students that will be retained. I am not saying she is not smart but she is just an average student and does not deserved to be retained. I guess she got the job because her Dad is the VC of the University".
Jtownonline media was able to have a chat with a student in 200 level who complained bitterly about her method of lecturing which in most cases students get more confuse at the end of each class. "I think she should only be taking 100 level students that is if she really wants to be a lecturer" he said.
SOURCE: http://jtownonline..com.ng/2016/09/why-unijos-vc-prof-maimakos-daughter.html

I would only have a problem with the appointment if she is not qualified.
Also, even in the US and Worldwide preferential treatment is given to staffs' children, as far there are qualified.

You think Obama' daughter was selected in those many universities because she was the best?
Phones / Re: Airtel 1.5 Gb Data For 50 Naira At Night Only by hUmaneOne: 2:07pm On Sep 27, 2016
danzycool:
airtel are really epic, you can now get 1.5 gb data for only 50 naira at night, it's easy no cheat... continue here pls http://pinggin.com/airtel-1-5-gb-data-50-naira-night/
thanks to niaraland...
Are you living under a rock? This thing stopped 2weeks ago

Copy copy blogger detected

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Celebrities / Re: List Of All The People Linda Ikeji Destroyed Their Marriages By Kemi Olunloyo by hUmaneOne: 2:00pm On Sep 27, 2016
Linda might be a millionaire and a role model,but she isn't plying a honorable trade at all.
A business thriving on propagating hate, breakups is wrong business no matter the returns

for Christians, Proverbs 16:28 says A dishonest man spreads strife, and a whisperer separates close friends.

Even the Muslims and atheists will not find her methods ethical.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ‘Dangote Refinery Will Create 300,000 Jobs’ - Chief Operating Officer, Mr Alake by hUmaneOne: 11:11am On Sep 27, 2016
kenonze:



Mtcheeew
Kids everywhere

mama the mama.. continue in your ignorance..

cheers
Phones / Re: Apple Iphone 7 Vs Tecno Phantom 6 by hUmaneOne: 11:09am On Sep 27, 2016
dharay99:

Plz i wanna ask, what are the benefits you & other
iPhone goons have reaped from the so called 'hardware and software'
blah blah bla so far...

what i am trying to pass across to you is, that a phone has deca (10) core processor doesn't mean it will be faster than a quad (4) core phone.

many apps are optimized for 4 cores. if you have for instance 10 cores, you are not performing tasks faster. you are only killing battery and wasting resources. that is one example

secondly, apple software is made specifically for their hardware. Apple's default programming language called objective C (and swift) which is a lower level language compared to java used in android so it is better optimised for speed , memory etc

(lower level languages are faster in running but difficult to write.
With Objective C, programs are run directly on the phone, but on android (java) programs are run indirectly through something called a virtual machine so its slower)

i hope i explained as simple as possible. BTW i am not an apple fan, but i use their products.

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Politics / Re: Gbagaaam!!!: APC Are International Criminals; Emir Of Kano, Sanusi Hits Buhari by hUmaneOne: 10:46am On Sep 27, 2016
every sensible person in this country knows that the statements are true but Sanusi would not have said it this way
Phones / Re: How To Identify Fake And Refurbished Androids by hUmaneOne: 10:38am On Sep 27, 2016
OP dondayji
These methods only work with phones that were officially refurbished and not dealer or seller refurbished..
If a dealer changes the casing or any parts of the phone it can never show as refurbished except the refurb was done by the manufacturer .

And even if the phone shows as refurbished, then it is safe and recommended to use since it was done by the manufacturer.

read again to fully understand
Phones / Re: Apple Iphone 7 Vs Tecno Phantom 6 by hUmaneOne: 10:20am On Sep 27, 2016
Nigerians can be fooled easily.
High specs has little or nothing to do with quality of phones. Apple has been trying to teach the world this single thing.

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