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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo, Others Make 2018 Ballon D'or Top 30 Nominees [Full List] by Humchi(m): 8:08pm On Oct 08, 2018
Messi winning this.

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Sports / Re: Messi Had Denied Claims Barca Are A One Man Team by Humchi(m): 4:46pm On Sep 30, 2018
MJBOLT:
they rely too much on messi but i see barça beating spurs 5 - 0 grin


you must be a man utd fan grin
Sports / Re: One-club Goalscorers: Leo Messi Hot On Pelé’s Heels by Humchi(m): 2:34pm On Sep 23, 2018
MESSI = Nigeria world cup cancer.
Politics / Re: Osun 2018 Governorship Election Results: INEC Official Announcement Updates by Humchi(m): 1:11am On Sep 23, 2018
Awol1:

As if INEC will also count Nairaland likes and shares..
Mtcheeeew
are they your likes?

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Politics / Re: Osun 2018 Governorship Election Results: INEC Official Announcement Updates by Humchi(m): 12:46am On Sep 23, 2018
Who do you think will win?



Like for adeleke



oya share for oyetola

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Sports / Re: Ben Foster : David De Gea Is The Lionel Messi Of All Goalkeepers by Humchi(m): 6:55am On Sep 19, 2018
grin
saving man united ass since time immemorial.
Sports / Re: Breaking!!!!!!!!Lionel Messi Now Has Most Hat-tricks In Champions League History by Humchi(m): 6:51am On Sep 19, 2018
I pray barca wins this champions league this time.
Forcabarca we can do it.

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Programming / Re: See A Nigerian Who Is The Smartest Robotics Engineer In The World by Humchi(m): 7:02am On Sep 18, 2018
Impressive.
Thanks to the investors and supporters.
The team shall be a great tool in technological innovation.
Health / Re: Is This Overdose Or What? by Humchi(m): 5:54pm On Sep 17, 2018
Mariangeles:
Are you feeling better today ??

grin

yea. But that drug strong oooo, if i calculate how long it took me to recover eeh. Almost 18 fucking hours.

I had never experience such outcome.
Programming / Re: Does Websites And Forums Make Money From Its Users Data by Humchi(m): 9:38pm On Sep 16, 2018
frankfrancis871:
wow thank you sir, my reason of asking these question is that I'm considering going deep into programming once I get a private laptop. Wish I could ask more questions with your permission, anyways thank you sir..
you are welcome.

We are all here to render help as much as we can.
Programming / Re: Does Websites And Forums Make Money From Its Users Data by Humchi(m): 6:07pm On Sep 16, 2018
frankfrancis871:
Thank you so much for answering this question. So you mean facebook and nairaland didn't earn any money during their early days?

facebook didn't start earning early.

Nairaland started earning the moment it got up to 100 users. I think .
Programming / Re: Does Websites And Forums Make Money From Its Users Data by Humchi(m): 4:20pm On Sep 16, 2018
No. Only adverts.

Your data is just to gather information about you.

It is very easily to own one.

Buy a domain name and get a hosting plan .

Then you can find forum scripts or forum cms online. you can buy some. Some are free to use.

Examples are xenforo, simple machine forum, vbulletin, mybb, phpbb, vanilla, etc.

Get any of these and install it.

I am not a good teacher. You can google the process of making a forum.
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Gets His First Goal As Juventus Player. by Humchi(m): 4:07pm On Sep 16, 2018
Kronor:
Ronaldo scores hattrick

for where?
For your play station? grin
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Gets His First Goal As Juventus Player. by Humchi(m): 4:05pm On Sep 16, 2018
bencr7:
bad belle carry ur wahala go, when he was not scoring u were hapi, nw he has score nw u are angry...

grin grin make i leave una make una rejoice small. I love seeing people happy. .ronaldo scoring isn't something that can upset me.

I acknowledge both messi and ronaldo as great players.

But messi is my man grin grin anyday anytime...

Lalasticlala
seun
mukina4

oya let ororo fans rejoice to the promise land.

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Health / Re: Is This Overdose Or What? by Humchi(m): 3:53pm On Sep 16, 2018
Mariangeles:
OH EMM GEE!!! shocked

Don't take that drug again please...in the mean time, drink lots and lots of water. if the symptoms persist, go see a doctor !
okay
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Gets His First Goal As Juventus Player. by Humchi(m): 3:51pm On Sep 16, 2018
kaorama:

How many of such players have won world footballer of the year for 5 times? And how many of them can be sold for £100k at 33 years?


players rated below him have done that to show you that it is not a big deal.

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Gets His First Goal As Juventus Player. by Humchi(m): 3:39pm On Sep 16, 2018
Why is it that it is even a big deal?
Alot of players that moved to another club has done that.....
See as they rush make thread as if it had never happened.

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Health / Re: Is This Overdose Or What? by Humchi(m): 2:41pm On Sep 16, 2018
Mariangeles:
What drug did you take ??
REALLY EXTRA
Health / Re: Is This Overdose Or What? by Humchi(m): 2:17pm On Sep 16, 2018
fuckerstard:
Visit the nearest hospital.
okay, i am having that in my mind.
Health / Is This Overdose Or What? by Humchi(m): 2:12pm On Sep 16, 2018
Please help.

I am feeling somehow, weak, angry and abdomenal pain.
This morning i woke up feeling like this. I am always wanting to sleep.

I was contemplating on what could be the problem, when i remembered vividly yesterday that i took a drug around 8pm.
I was having a stiff neck, so i took two tablets from the drug. Day before yesterday i took one, i was relieve, it later came back and i decided to take two.

Also within that period of time i took the tablets yesterday, i was doing a work with my brother, he mistakenly hit my belly with his elbow very hard, the pain lasted for 4 to 5 minutes.

This morning when these my aforementioned problems started, i was contemplating if it is the two tablets or the blow because i am feeling pain in stomach, it would last for 2 mins, let's say 3mins later, it continues.

Please what could be the cause of these symptons?
Education / Re: Studying Hard Is Pointless. Do Better By Studying Smart. by Humchi(m): 10:13pm On Sep 15, 2018
This won't work for some persons.
I am talking from experience.
The thing is knowing what works for you.
Everyone has a learning pattern.
Some do well with practical. Some can without it.
This is not to say the op is wrong.
Computers / Re: Dell D620 Laptop Intel Centrino Laptop For 30k(giveaway Price) by Humchi(m): 6:35pm On Sep 13, 2018
How is the battery life?
Why didn't you slap the laptop when it is powered?
Education / Re: Can I Study Computer Science If Am Not Too Good In Maths by Humchi(m): 8:50am On Sep 10, 2018
Computer science is not like being a genius mathematican.
An average mathetmatican can be a computer scientist.
Crime / Re: Man Who Promised To Donate ₦50k For Buhari’s Re-election Dies In A Car Accident by Humchi(m): 8:28am On Sep 10, 2018
i will blame buhari for this.
Romance / Re: What's That Character You Have That You Don't Want Your Children To Inherit? by Humchi(m): 9:26pm On Sep 09, 2018
I got no character that i don't want my children to have.
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi, His Wife And Children In Adorable Family Photo by Humchi(m): 9:04pm On Sep 09, 2018
When it comes to world cup, this is Nigeria worst nightmare.

grin

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Romance / Re: A Lady Married Herself In A £21,000 Ceremony. by Humchi(m): 3:30pm On Sep 09, 2018
It doesn't even make any sense.

How do you marry yourself??

Will you impregnant yourself?



Madam whether you marry yourself or not, you will still be term an 'unmarried' woman..
Sports / Re: Seychelles Vs Nigeria: AFCON 2019 Qualifier - 0 - 3 (Full Time) by Humchi(m): 3:25pm On Sep 08, 2018
Nice play anyway.
We still have more games to play to qualify.
This qualification stage has home and away draw. So there is still hope.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Will Never Forget These Quotes From Apc by Humchi(m): 7:35am On Sep 08, 2018
RevenGeMission:
You want power but you keep bombing pipelines and sabotaging government installations , Why don't you ask GEJ why he sold nepa to his buddies ? Still constructions of power plants are on going , power generation hit 8000MV with only transmission companies trying to distribute that power


You can't deny power has improved over the years , unless of course if you live in Potor land


*"Jonathan should resign if he has no solution to the violence being unleashed on some parts of the country." - Nasiru El-Rufai (August 2012)*
So there was violence, herdsmen , boko haram and the idiots online said herdsmen are Buhari's henchboys


Waste: Let me give an instance, presently, there are more than 6 aircraft in the presidential fleet. What do you call that? "Billions of naira is budgeted every year for the maintenance of these aircraft not to talk of operational cost and other expenses." - Muhammadu Buhari (February 2015, Nigerians in UK)
Mr Jonathan used Nigerian Airforce one convoy the way Yahoo boys carry Benz convoy to parties
We intend for instance, to bring back our National carrier, the Nigerian Airways. We shall do this by bringing all the aircraft in the presidential fleet into the Nigerian airway and within a year increase the fleet into about 20." -Muhammadu Buhari (February 2015, Nigerians in UK)
This one will be launched by December and another success achieved

Argue with your destiny


*in fela's voice*
ZOMBIE

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Sports / Re: Ivan Rakitic: Let Them Die! Modric Will Win The 2018 Ballon D'or Award by Humchi(m): 8:47pm On Sep 06, 2018
Thejustw14:
Hypocrite.:!!:.Saying this coz messi or no barca player is in the equation.:!!:.

all these penaldo fans, must you have a reason for your stupidity.

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Celebrities / Re: Obafemi Martins Shares Adorable Photo With His Beautiful Wife by Humchi(m): 10:56pm On Sep 05, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:
I can't remember a single tangible thing this one did for Nigeria.

He's no where the likes of Oguchi Onyewu, Nwankwo kanu, Chinedu Obasi, ifeanyi emeghara, Isaac okoronkwo, obinna nsofor, pascal kondaponi and ikechukwu uche.

you are simply a tribalist with this your list.

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