₦airaland Forum

escodotman:
Kim Jung is another terrorist

terrorist were never use atomic bomb destroy another country, arm insurgents all over the world, invade other countries, to overthrow it rulers and install their puppet in power
Is that one a terrorist?

If you looking for a global terrorist, America is your answer

bamtos14:
Am 25 years old and planning to get married next year, my dick is too small ow can i enlarged it...pls help me am begging........ thought of sucide in my mind always

bros, if that girl no one accept your toothpick penis,
No marry am oh, cos she go dey cheat on you

Accept your flaws man, you fit go to enlarge that Penis now, dem go give you concoction were go even make am disappear


Na so I been dey worry myself before , i come realise say, my happiness does not begin and end with the size of my dick

Life is too sweet and vast to worry over something you only use once in a while

After all , no matter how person dick big,
Him no fit move woman toto from him position go another position

I no dey cry for Rich man were him Ferrari burn


The only thing were dey make me cry,

Na when i turn eye look my account balance for phone

Wetin una wan make we do with this News now?

Evablizin:
WowWowWow,this is so sweet Wow congrats ma people.

La Yoruba La very intelligent

Sister intelligence is not a tribe thing,
All tribes get intelligent people
If Na oyinbo talk am now, una go call am racism


And Aunty, Na ajebo all those children be, were dey go expensive private schools, cos, no public school go teach you about robots

She was supposed to have to your child , because she get millions?
Bro, stop being a gold digger

When I see guys like Davido living their dreams,
I console myself by saying that,


All is vanity

Na only me know sabi wetin to comment for this post?

Their life their business


My own i dey find who go borrow me 3k make i take chop this week ,
I go pay am when Buhari come back from London

mr1759:
I love this woman , u ppl keep ranting yet she is not moved,
if i may ask have u ppl recover looted money late president yar-dua wife was looting when her husband was missing

guy face front, Na Diezani matter we dey talk for here,
If you get evidence say Yar'adua wife been loot money, go blow whistle collect your own 10%

Amarabae:
I love it where you made the point "Instead of whinning, pls pick up a skill or learn a trade"
that was part of the points I raised yesterday and they wanted to crucify me.

sister make we hear word abeg?
You think say all poor guys, no get skills abi dem no dey do business?

No be everybody were dey sell for market dey make profit,

And no be all skilled labourers dey make millions, some are just making enough to survive on



Get real woman, the world is not all black and white,

Even Bible been don talk am say,
The race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, nor food to the wise, nor riches to men of understanding, but time and chance happen to them all (Ecclesiastes 9, i no remember the verse )

I been hear say thieves no dey like competition, Na today i believe am


Governor Shettima, do you wish to be the only thief in Town?

sarrki:
Our police are not professional
Why handle him that way

wetin dis wan dey talk? You been wan make them use stretcher carry am?

Dlordsamurai:
but lil wayne dey sha.

yes

Dlordsamurai:
Rihana ft lil wayne, on fire.

wrong

I eat the pussy like the last supper

nextprince:
Change as how? By giving them more allocations than their actual due or giving them more appointments than others? How exactly are they being marginalised? Apart from nd region, is their any state not getting more than what it contributes to the centre.

As someone said, this agitation is just about oil. The ipobs want to take over the Niger Delta oil, fact and that is where the actual problem lies.

Nigeria's unity like any country's out there, is negotiable

A referendum should be conducted ,



If that's what majority in the South East want, you give it to them


A separate referendum will also be conducted in the Niger Delta region to determine whether the wish to join Biafra or not

Marginalization of the South East, gave birth to the Biafran struggle


We can continue dismissing Nnamdi Kanu as a tout and criminal,
But no Politician or leader from the South East has the influence or clout that guy now has in that region


Nigeria needs to change, even if not through dissolution or separation

Charly boy has made some valid points
But let's stop kidding ourselves that we can hold our corrupt leaders to account,
Cos it ain't gonna happen anytime soon
when the executive is corrupt, the legislature and judiciary keep him In check,
But in Nigeria, the executive , judiciary and legislature are manned by corrupt people


You are likely to be killed if you insist on protesting against corruption and other bad things going on in this country ,


There is no justice for the poor here



Our institutions don't work


Our armed forces can easily kill thousands and no officer will be jailed for it


Nigeria is a jungle

The jungle never changes, except you burn it

That Priest sef no try,



A wise man once told me


No dey shiit were you dey chop

Even if him been wan date another woman, why him no go far go play away match

Na home advantage bring him downfall

Make we talk true, no decent country go invite this useless man make him come give speech for any seminar were dem dey do


Obasanjo was a very bad leader, and he is in no position to criticize other bad leaders


If na better country we dey sef, dem for banish this Man from this country

PapaNnamdi:
Dats a 2.2 in UI
Plus...
She is damn Fugly

na people like una dey make girls dey go bleach do plastic surgery join
No be everybody go fine
She being ugly, doesn't take away the fact that she is damn intelligent

Stop the ugly shaming abeg

Tolexander:
Governor Godwin Obaseki!

What about ordering the arrest of the governor elected based on election malpractices?

oga, you wan make the man arrest himself?

Me and this Man get the same problem



Fine i no fine

Big prick I no big

Money i no get



The only thing were i never follow am do, Na to wan use my girlfriend do ritual,

To even talk true sef,

i no even get girlfriend

Nina4u:
He had a small banana

Madam, no be d size of him banana we come here to talk nah,
If Na big banana you dey find,


Go market

Thief were dem never catch Na businessman nah
Na only one day, all their yansh go open

Konji don finally disgrace this Old man

Na so i almost craze because i no fvck for two weeks


Na him, i come rush go Ashawo house go cure the konji , Make i no rape pesin pikin

Happy belated birthday Emmanuella
I just
hope say,
Mark Angel no dey cheat this small girl
Her mother should get her a lawyer asap,

To take charge of her career and negotiate a sharing formula between her and Mark Angel, for every revenue that comes in from their comedy and other ventures

Dj Cuppy don take fvck destroy this guy career

olawaletimi:
She's just a glorified olosho

you don fvck am before


Were you dey talk this nonsense?

Here is how Nigeria works
Big man goes to his bank friends to take loans he has no intention of paying back
Because of too much bad loans, the bank almost collapses,


Big man begs Government to rescue the bank

And write off his debts to the bank as bad loans
Government then rescues the bank and writes off his debts ,




And big man goes back to that same bank again to collect more loans he plans not to pay back

And the cycle continues


How many poor men dem dey give loan 0,

NollywoodNews24:
Happy birthday baby girl

Baby girl?

Sister Na so una dey address senior for una side?
Person were fit mother you Na him you dey call baby girl