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MufasaRebirth:
I dont know if you take alcohol, but you deserve a bottle of Jack daniels for this comment.....

i only take food or it equivalent in cash.

sherylbakky:
Some ppl are destined to be great, grace will just locate dem without much stress....dis girl is a typical example. Good for her

destined my foot.

Na so una do go comot Obasanjo for prison, tear him army uniform, name am civilian President

We celebrate the wrong people, we act based on sentiments, and we don't value the right people, this is how this country became so bad.

Dumb comments from the information Minister.

Let's just say that, am a criminal involved in illegal mining and making millions of naira, will i fund criminals to kill and kidnap people and draw the Government's attention to my illegal dealings, or will i pray for peace , so that i can keep making my money devoid of the Government's attention and scrutiny?

make dem change this man name to Lai MumuAhmed

Yeah.
If you wish to get away with murder
,
evade paying taxes while making millions,
Pay your workers less than minimum wage while making millions
,
Buy yourself a certificate and even a job placement

Africa and particularly Nigeria, should be your destination

It's dangerous being a policeman in many states in this country.
To many of this criminal elements, the only thing the fear is Policemen with guns, take those guns away, and you will have more dead policemen than dead civilians.

Going through the comments and you'll see how this country became so bad. This generation of our Youths, bad pass all other generations combined.

Younger ones like Yahaya Bello abi?
we don't need a young or old leader, what we need is a decent leader, a technocrat and a leader who cares about the masses, whether he is young or old is not an issue.

This ediot doesn't even have a clue how a country works.
An igboman has every right to contest elections and vote for anybody he likes in not only Lagos, but all States in this country.
Talking of Lagos, even your Jagaban isn't from Lagos, but he is a kingmaker and a two time Governor here, even many of the elected officials in Lagos are not from Lagos state, but your hate is only triggered when igbos are involved

Abeg comot her username here, before me and my gang invade her profile with our begging bowels

Mr Alibaba, like Lucky Dube once said 'nobody can stop reggae'
as long as this country is concerned,nobody can stop corruption, so your thunder stands no chance here, cos our corrupt Politicians dey use Thunder Protector

Mbaka na bet9ja prophet

He no go better for this Politicians and their supporters.
I always advice my friends not to take the trouble of going out to vote, cos the Politicians will always have their way whether you vote for them or not.
Nigeria is a criminal enterprise, that only works for the benefit of the criminals in power.

This ediots no see the two bullion vans were enter TINUBU House, abi dem wan tell us say no be vote him wan use am buy, na Bureau De Change him wan take am open?

I dey hardly read say Nigerian Police rescue Man from robbers, na robbers dem dey always rescue from getting lynched.

The Government should support that girl's parents financially or the are going to send her back to that man.
No be say some people no sabi right and wrong, when hunger hold you and 'right' no get food to give you, wrong becomes right

Vote for who?
As a hopeless Nigerian youth, getting into the Big brother house will surely bring you fame and fortune while Buhari or Atiku winning the election will only make them, their cabal, family and friends richer.
So give me one good reason why i go go stand for sun dey wait to vote for either of 'em?

Na true the guy dey talk nah.

majority of Christians na Christian in name only.
The steal, kill, cheat , fornicate and lie as much as the want, because the know that, the can always ask their God for forgiveness.

Na poor leadership were we get create mega Churches and billionaire pastors.
Even the scammer pastors know say, the day we have decent Leadership in this country, their juju go begin clear for people eye

why the bride and groom no wear chosen jersey(vest) do the wedding nah?

Make i put am on my To Fvck list

[quote author= post=75119941]Hungryboy , there is vacancy for dish washer @[/b], PM if interested!
Don't die of hunger boy!

So, any other question of the day?!
[b]OYA HIT ME![/quote]lol, bros this your pattern been don already cast nah, we know say this BBQ stuff na just cover for your pro Buhari activities here.
The last time you had a real job na when you been dey teach one backyard Nursery school for Ado Ekiti, poor salary come make you run come join BMC .
talking of your job offer , i for like be your dish washer, but i no dey work for people were dey squat for face me i face you, and with the minimum wage you earn as a BMC new recruit, i no sabi how you wan take pay me.

[quote author= post=75119871]For More Jokes ... TEXT : Yahoo Boy to 419!![/quote]bros, you dey work day and night shift now?

.o

We already know say MURIC na Buhari media support group
if tommorrow Buhari announce say him don ban MURIC, MURIC go come out come say dem support the ban on MURIC

greggng:
Keep quiet I am a landlord in Lagos. Don't mess around with someone you don't know simply cos internet provided you such opportunity

even me sef na landlord for Lagos, anybody were take motor from him village come 'land' for Lagos, na 'Landlord' for Lagos nah

greggng:
Davido doesn't learn at all. Wearing pdp agbada won't help him. He is too young for the trouble he is inviting . First he didn't complete ordinary nysc after showing himself up at Lagos camp. He will soon realise that Kaki no be leather

see pesin were dey live for face me i face were no get toilet, dey threaten pesin were dey live for mansion, with toilet were big pass the room were him dey squat.

braine:
What does this one know? Oga you better face your music.

Atleast, we know say him sabi use noise make money, oga wetin you know?

You are not ready for marriage, but you are ready for fornication?

na your condition i been dey before OP, even the ashawo were dey our street no been gree fvck me, even with plenty money were i been offer am.
Na when i begin dey pretend like say i get small money, were dem begin dey go out with me, dey even suck my dickk join.
oh boy if na toto dey hungry you, go hustle first, Cos Toto no be poor man food