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Smh
...The things we take seriously

i see dead people

How old him be?

English,
Titanic
,
Indian,
kabhi khusie kabhi gham
Om shanti Om
Krrish,

but truth be told, i hate love stories

creepsyme:
why are ladies in late 30's and 40's always attract broke guys? na wao. pls op if ur liver carry u do it abeg.

why okrika dey always attract poor people?

guy u no dey tire,
woman matter no get formula, wetin work on Abigail fit no work on Tina

if to say people eye no plenty that guy for rape Nicki there oh

Amaechi is a Judas,he will pay the price for this betrayal

scantee:
see rigging in Lagos kai

abeg swerve,

chai

if buhari win I go cry oh

na million votes i dey hear so for apc for katsina?
Make i go put bullet for my gun oh,
we no go gree

falseman:
Change your moniker, sense of reasoning and attitude and you will get there.

Oga, na you suppose change your moniker nah, atleast am being real, u, you are a falseman

falseman:
Bro there are posts about techno and all that why not concentrate there?

Bros there are markets near u, why u no carry am go sell dia?

falseman:
You are really hungry oo. 90k and you are screaming?

make i send u my account number make u dash me the 90k nah

falseman:
90k last. Sells N139,500 on konga

na land u wan sell abi na the phone?

how much will get me the gionee m3?

I see,

Ever since the campaign for the presidential election started, i did make up my mind to vote for change, cos there was no visible federal government project in my state,
I changed my mind today at the last minute, when i talked to a few hausa guys at my polling booth, then realised that the were all voting for Apc, and the were even cursing Jonathan and even accusing him of sponsoring bokoharam, i told them about Jonathan's almajiri education project and the many projects he has done in the north, i even told them that Jonathan hasn't done much here for us his people, compared to the north, but the had none of it, then i realised that this guys were voting based on religious sentiments,
I had no choice but to vote based on 'na our man' sentiments too,
Though am not proud of myself, Afterall am still going to be doing this business am doing no matter who wins,
There is so much hate between the tribes and religions in this country, 'lets stop living this lie' called Nigeria, lets divide this country

Abeg in my ward here at Bogobiri, voting has started and the inec guys are not using card reader, people voting are only thumbprintring and putting in the ballot box,
i asked the Inec guys why, and the told me that the card reader is not functioning, abeg no be say dem wan rig this thing oh?

Ishilove:
What do I look out for in a man?

Physical Appearance: I'm not too keen on physical appearance. Just be neat and well groomed, no mouth/body odour. I remember about eight years back, in my undergraduate days, one nigga came a'toasting. Sweet Jesus, how his breath stunk.

Tall, well built, dark complexion with very thick lips, the kind my Yoruba brethren will call 'ete jumkpai' or 'etelombolo'. When he opened his mouth to start the toasting, my eyes watered, my nostrils flared and I almost passed out as waves upon waves of dizzying mouth odour washed over me. I was traumatised for weeks.

There's something called mouthwash, guys. It helps alleviate gangster halitosis. Seriously.

Deodorants help too. Don't approach a lady smelling 'mannish'. You know that man smell; a combination of armpits and sweat smell. Rather unpleasant.

Guys, Nivea deodorant is just 350 naira. Abeg!

Finance: Money isn't everything. Just have a stable source of income. Shove your big dreams and empty pockets up a rat's raggedy buttocks. STABLE source of income is what will reassure a lady. You don't have to be a millionaire, but have something that will ensure your family don't die of kwashiokor because they are forced to drink garri 24/7.

Spirituality: I speak for myself alone. I want me a prayer warrior. It is important your partner knows the things of the spirit,and does not leave the weight of spiritual responsibility for you to carry alone.

Character: Respectful and responsible. A verbally abusive man is a no-no for me. I speak for myself alone though.

Some ladies don't see anything with a verbally abusive or bossy man. I think the term they call it is 'submissiveness'.

Emotional strength: Mild mannered, easy going. No childish tantrums for me. I will verbally whip you to pieces if you do that near me.

I think that does it.

Nobody is perfect though. You first of all have to love yourself and work on yourself before thinking of others.

all this qualities were u dey find, we never see your picture sef to confirm whether u worth am oh?

chai,

englishmart:
yoruba people won't kill us in this country
Intelligence 0%

Edited.. Igbo people in Lagos behave like lagosians

mods ban this mumu abeg

Ok,
i get it Op,
You are a tribalist
who pretends not to be one

irunoobo:
[size=14pt]

I'm single and searching for a rich guy who lives alone, works with oil company or owns his business, drives a fancy car, travels abroad, tall, cute, good sense of humor, sexually active, ambitious and God fearing. I also like big dick and orals.
If you think you have what I'm searching for, send me a PM.

Men only [/size]

you go wait tire

There are very few people who will go out there and vote for any of the candidates on merit and without sentiments,
that's why am saying divide this country, cos there is so much hate between the different tribes and religions

This Happened live in my street,last week Saturday,this guy named Kishu,won 10millon naira with a 200naira stake on 12games,
na over luck dey worry dis guy,
na today dem wan pay am,
no be small party I'm wan trow today oh,
to all those guys were dey sleep for bet shop,
no worry your day dey come.

smh for this country

craise:
I see madrid losing this match...who wan bet am??

u no sabi were nairb.et website dey?