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Why dis world dey like this?,
Me were hunger wan kill nobody dey ask to send me money or food,
Na pesin were don chop belleful were dem wan go help,
Aunty mamagee3,
Abeg make i give you my account number make she dey send everything were she wan give you put there,
Merry christmas and May God bless you in advance

President Buhari is joking right?,
No be only Technically ,
Na technical college,
even today, Boko haram terrorists were caught trying to dash some people bombs in food flask disguised as christmas rice,
E be like say no be the same news where we dey read were President Buhari dey read oh,
Abi, Aso rock tv channels dey tell Buhari only wetin him wan hear?

R.i.p to the dead,
The families of the dead should sue the company for all it's worth,
This tragedy could have been averted if the company maintained a good safety standard

vedaxcool:
Russia trolls would say western propaganda. Russia is not only killing civilians but also effectively practicing ethic cleansing by deliberately driving out Syrian turkmen from their land by its wanton destruction of civilian life.

Russian strikes are target at non ISIS members Russia and assad need ISIS to maintain any semblance of credibility to the international community.

what are you even saying?
America and it allies have bombed so many civilians too,
Just last week, American jets bombed Iraqi forces who were battling Isis,
majority of weapons used by Isis are American made,

America, Turkey, Saudi Arabia,
Created Isis,
Russia is the only trying to destroy Isis and make Syria whole again

My account balance

.abeg anybody were don see the picture make e tell me,
Cos as e dey so i dey off image dey browse oh,
Make dis my 5mb no finish,
God bless that person Papa in advance.

We meet for building site, Were i been go to mold blocks, Abeg ladies holla at your boy, My number na 090419419419, Like my blocks My prick no dey disappoint

Brother,

where i come from we dey off image dey browse,
And na free mb we dey take browse,
To watch video na dream,
Maybe i go save the topic, when i don make money like you, i buy mb watch am.

This is really sad, Rip bro

.abeg anybody were dey plan to throw christmas party should call me make i come chop,
My number na 090419419419,
God bless you as you call

ggirl4real:
Ntoro ke ado ooo. Sosongo

nko aba ke Calabar, Cos many secondary school students now in Calabar are cultists, Especially public schools, Ke ntuk eyin abiara ema.

My name is Tunde
I am from Illorin
I am a coward

ggirl4real:
The funny thing is that the parents provide everything he needs even when it's not convenient for them.

They'll not love to leave him on his own.

Another thing I observe is that the parents didn't use cane on him while he was small, could that contribute to this attitude?

eyen ado, ah join ndito Skolombo,
That's the attitude of majority of kids who join a gang or cult group,
Take him to a very bad cultist to drill him or an Army officer,
And he will be warned that if he disrespects his parents again,
He is a dead man,
That boy will become very humble and respectful thereafter.

I just pray that she didn't enter one of this flashy cars, that never brings you back home,
The Okoro you know is better than the Dangote you don't know,
Ladies stop risking your lives,
Many a girl have lost their lives to the guy with the flashy car

He who sows the wind,
Shall surely reap the whirlwind,
This Bayelsa politicians make it a habit of buying guns and ammunitions for different cult and militant groups for use during elections,
Were the expecting those boys to use this guns only for the election period?

What is a human life worth in this country?,
An american soldier kills a surrendering Taliban fighter(an enemy combatant) and he is sent to jail,
A Nigerian soldier kills a dozen Biafra activists,
And it doesn't even get a mention by the President talk less of the Soldier going to jail,
Soldiers kill over 300 Shittes,
And the chief of staff is summoned by a senate panel that will ask him a few questions and tell him to take a bow,
This country is a joke

The game being played by this northern politicians is a very dangerous game that might lead to another boko haram,
Imagine the Northern governors endorsing what the military did just because all of them are Sunnis and have always seen the Shittes as infidels, selling a corrupted version of their religion,
There can never be justification for the murders that took place in Zaria,
Over 300 human beings were killed and the army's excuse was that the were blocking the convoy of the Chief Of Army Staff,
Has human life become so worthless in this country, that over 300 people will be killed just based on speculation of an attempted assasination?

so much for being a democrat,
Our politicians are hypocrites,
This same Fayose is criticising Buhari for trying to stifle the opposition, destroying our democracy, etc,
Is doing the exact same thing in his state,
If the opposition party in a state can't even win a seat in the local government elections,
What kind of democracy is this?

The way dis Aunty Linda just dey show off sef,
Make she no make mistake enter kidnappers hand oh, Cos na 500million naira dem go ask as ransom.

pretydiva:
This is nothing compare 2 mine

aunty na you i been dey find since, where the £2000 were you promise say you go give me?

Guy the time were you dey waste dey snap pictures post for nairaland, If you been dey use am put your CDs for wheelbarrow dey waka for streets sell, You for don make am by now.

Seun:
Santa Claus is coming to town.

lol,
Santa claus ko

Seun ban clause ni

Disclaimer:
Oga abeg na joke oh

Sanusi is no role model,
He is a fanatic who had a hand in the murder of an innocent man years back, and if we were in a civilised country, he is supposed to be serving some jail time right now,
The problem with this country is that in the urge to gain power and riches,
many of it citizens have become sycophants, and will never speak the truth to those in Power .

This the thing about many of us guys, We love fucking the bad girls, But when it comes to marriage, We want to marry the church girls

cramjones:
All this speech for me? And the winner of the $500 is yet to contact me? I believe if you won the money, you would be singing a different song. Are so so daft to understand the methodology of how the winner was picked? Receive sense bro, receive sense!

-CramJones

no need for the arguments bro, if you want to prove the skeptics wrong, send me another $500 to prove to them that money no be your problem

Otunba4eva:
Oh, you have equally forgotten that the players too can still have other big clubs to play for and with better pay if probably sacked? He should swallow his pride, the world his watching him, and I hope you know that all this failure will simply affect his CV. Think straight pls.

affect which Cv?
The champions league and league titles with Fc porto,or
The premier league and cup titles with chelsea,or
The treble winning Inter Milan team,
Or the league and Cup titles with Real madrid,
Hate him or like him, he is the best coach of the 2000s,
A chelsea, or madrid sack won't affect his Cv,
You can't expect a man who has been very successful doing things his own way to change,
Just because of a few failures

Having the best players doesn't always mean you will be able to win titles,
You need players who play for the love of the shirt to win titles,
And the chelsea team only has two now,
John Terry who is almost retiring and Willian,
I won't be suprised to watch this chelsea team go through a few years without winning the title,
Cos majority of the players the now have, don't play for the love of the shirt.

Otunba4eva:
I saw something different here, this is a lesson to all of us that are entrepreneur or a leader, never treat your staff or followers as irrelevant because they both help you in your ladder to the top. Without them you (entrepreneur) can't be successful. Learn to apologize when you wrong them. Never feel too big to bend low. It's not a shame to recognize the fact you are wrong in some aspect, but because you value your career or business more than your ego.

say that after paying your staff millions every month and the try to bankrupt your company, just because the don't like the manager.

You will be very wrong to believe that this guys handed over all their weapons to the army in exchange for amnesty,
This guys were never freedom fighters or activists in the first place,
This guys were and are still are thugs and thieves,
The are responsible for the upsurge in cultism, kidnapping and bunkering and other vices that are going on in our region,
And the have thousands of touts at their beck and call

How pathetic Christianity has become,
That a pastor's pictures, olive oil, stickers, books etc,
Are now sold in the church,
The claim to be men of God and followers of Christ, yet the pretend to forget that Jesus sent the traders packing from the temple, and was against trading in God's house,
Christianity is now a religion of convenience,
The Pastors this days only preach sermons that best serves their interest.

bendovex:
True. That money can take care of my upcoming Thesis and research works. wow...2016 would be great!

na now all of una wan come become Professor ontop this cramjones money

Mr scamjones,
Oh sorry sir ,
Mr Cramjones,
Na your boy hungryboy Sir,
Am ever loyal sir,
I can even kill pesin for you sir,
God bless you sir,
I voted for Baba Buhari based on the 5k a month welfare payment for hungryboys Sir,
As the 5k never begin come Sir,
Let me manage the 5 with two zeros and a dollar sign till e begin come sir,
God bless you in advance sir.