₦airaland Forum

Barca una never see something,
ronaldo wan score hatrick today.

fredoooooo:
As usual e don dive

abeg swerve,
u no suarez own were im dive dem give pepe yellow?

That barca ram were score madrid that goal go score own goal.

Bale to score remaining

Carry police arrest am

My guy, am suffering for the same sickness too,
Na yanshisis doctor call am,
na im make now i dey live near brothel,
so that anytime e start,
i go enter dia take drugs

Tydies:
My own business idea is really stupid ooo, but one thing I know for sure is that its very lucrative. I run a brothel of 50rooms with a bar and everyday I make 60 to 70k after expenses. the business is a bad ass but it still worth it..

the business dey lucrative sha,but no be pastor pikin business oh

Nairabet near im house?

.naija sun sef fit make pesin mad

Pick up/Toyota dyna Hiring
buying a pick up truck or dyna and using it haul goods around your vicinity could be quite lucrative,
I know a man who has his own dyna, the cheapest he charges to haul goods is 2k, and on a good day he works like 3 to 4times netting him 6k to 8k,
sometimes he makes more,
this business is viable in timber markets, ports, building materials markets,and sometimes introduce yourself to warehouse owners, drop your number with them incase the have goods to haul, the might call u,
my best advice for someone who wants to venture into this business is,
don't buy a pick up truck and give someone to drive for u to avoid stories that touch,
a friend of mine bought dyna 1.4million for someone to drive and make returns to him,
the first 3 months he complied with the 4k daily returns rate as agreed, but after that it was one story to another, some days the driver will give him 2k or 3k,
before we knew it, dude came one day and packed the dyna and told my guy that he was tired of riding it, that the car was giving him too many problems,
e no reach 1 month were we see as the guy go buy im own nigerian used dyna dey drive, my guy here never even see im own capital first

iykepromotions:
are you also in the "shit business" as funny as is may sound, it's really lucrative but majority of our people will shun that idea including me

no oh, na one of my friends dey do am

watch this space for more business ideas tommorrow

Laundry/Dry cleaning
This business could be quite lucrative,
i did a feasibility study on the man who handles my laundry and discovered that atleast 50 clothes are brought to him for washing and ironing
in a day and his rates are cheap, 50naira for washing, 50 naira for ironing, at that rate he makes atleast 5k a day, minus expenses he will still pocket 4k a day,
its not until u rent a fancy shop and install ac with dstv,
u can start washing clothes in your backyard

Palm oil storage: Usually, in
Nigeria, palm oil sells
cheapest between
February and April
(because it is abundant
during that time of the
year), and market prices
go up between September
and January.
So, if you buy 1000 liters
of palm oil when it’s
cheap, keep it, and sell it
when the prices go up,
you can make between
100% to 200% profit or
even more depending on
the scarcity and on your
location within Nigeria. It’s
the same story in other
countries where there is
huge demand for palm oil.
In Nigeria, a 20 liter can of
palm oil sells for N3,000 –
N4,000 during the
abundant season
(depending on your
location). During the
scarcity period, that same
20 liter can goes for
N5,000-6000 sometimes more,
imagine using 500k to buy and store in the abundant season at 3k each to resell for 6k in 3months time,
that will net u 500k profit

watch this space for more ideas make i go attend to customer first

This businesses are quite lucrative and could even make you a millionaire and they are
1)Public toilet ownership : I have forgotten were i heard that phrase that 'shi.t business is serious business',
but for the past 2yrs, i have started believing that the statement is true,
a man i know, who started this public toilet business 3yrs ago is now doing fine for himself,
in a day atleast 100 people use his toilets at the rate of 40naira,
netting him 4k,
after expenses he nets atleast 3k per day,
this business viability is in markets, motor parks and maybe crowded areas,
if u go start public toilet for banana island, you are on your own oh.

wetin concern us?

fembukin:
Victoria Island

Am at calabar,

and your location

anything wrong with the car?

ujoinme:
let me borrow @ igboson term shameless and thickheaded to describe you, If you have not seen what Akpabio has done in 8yrs then you are of most men most blind! Thank god Nigerian have seen, 1900 km of road network and counting na beans? tell me how many states have done that?

An over priced stadium you call it and yet amongst the other 23 world stadiums that were nominated for the World best stadium price for 2014 Uyo Stadium at $96 million cost price was the least expensive of all the stadiums under the same capacity and category http://stadiumdb.com/competitions/stadium_of_the_year_2014


Is it Akpabios job to bring investors for Alson that is owned by the FG? When was the ibaka seaport ground breaking ceremony performed? you are as thickheaded, shameless and hungry as they come

what is the benefit of his relationship with Gej to our state, if he can't convince him to bring in investors for alscon, that could have provided jobs for our youths?, u paid fool, what do we need a 96million dollar stadium for in a state were our people are suffering due to lack of jobs,
we have one of the highest population of people in other states for economic reasons, cos there is no job for them back home,
I just hope one day we will have a leader that truly cares for our people
and u fool ujoinme, get a real job, defending a politician on social media for food and data is the lowest of lows u could get

Akpabio is a scam, that man up there ujoinme is his paid agent on here,
8yrs and what does he have to show for it,
an over priced stadium,
Completion of an airport Attah started,
Tarring roads in his Abak/ikot ekpene constituency and renovating a few in uyo,
With the highest state budget in this country,
He didn't remember to bring in investors to help make the aluminium plant at ikot abasi function again,
And he just woke up this year to perform a groundbreaking ceremony for the ibaka seaport,
Akpabio, the thunder that will fire u is still doing press up

ozoigbondu:
Electoral violence.APC and violence are like bread and butter.They have brought their madness across the Niger but will be kicked to their agbero capital.But their will peace as soon as that devilish cult repents and accepcts the lord and denounce agberoism and violence

were dem dey comot dis kain people from come nairaland?

Xiadnat:
Are you young and healthy otherwise then or? So I assume you had malaria then? It could be that malaria is not yet eradicated from your blood. It could be side effects of drugs; if so, it will pass.

Yellow pee, dry throat and feeling hungry? Also, rule out diabetes.

I'd say go and obtain a blood test: CBC with differentials and peripheral blood smear to check presence of malarial parasites. Also obtain serum glucose levels.

Best

ok thanks,

Many successful people do many of those things you listed above,
Success has no attitude man,
me and u might be doing the same thing everyday, but just because am more lucky or connected,
am up here and u are down there

Truth is, not all of us on this earth will be rich, even if we all worship the same god or we are atheists,
we will still have the poor among us

ozoigbondu:
My garage has more fancy cars than that

no be bicycle dem dey talk here,

PrettyEmy:
Mba ke uyo

ok,
mfana ibagha,
mma di uyo nya use gps tracker me ndiongho itie se aba ndukit

PrettyEmy:
Ami nsi kere Emem

iyanmi,
emem esit mmi,
Ami nse kere Idiok udo,
Nse ba ke calabar
Afo ba ke mmo?

PrettyEmy:
Make me follow represent my tribe

GOAT = EBOT
CATTLE = UFENE
COW = ENANG
HORSE = ENANG
RAT = EKPU/EKU
SQUIRREL = AYIOD
DOG = EWA/EBUA
CAT = ANWA
SHEEP = ERUNG
PIG = EDI
LION = EKPE
LEOPARD AND TIGER = EKPE
ELEPHANTS = ENIN
MONKEY = EBUK
CHIMPANZEE = IDOIK
SNAIL = EKWONG
SNAKE = UDUK IKOT
LIZARDS = AKPOK
CROCODILE = AFIOM
FROG = IQUOD
CHICKEN = UNEN
DUCK = AWOWO
TURTLE = IKID/IKUT
VULTURE = UTERE
EAGLE = EKAMBA INUEN
ANT = AKPA ISONG
EARTH WORM = UTUNG
COCKROACHES = MFEM
HOUSE FLY = NSUNG
MOSQUITO = ABONG
BEE = AKWOK
CRAB = ISOBO
MILLIPID = ETIM
RABBIT = EKPU MBAKARA
MOUSE = EKPU/EKU
OWL = NKID IKID
WOOD PECKER = EBU NKAKAD
FISH = IYAK

Calabarian/Akwa ibomite u can add yours o

Uyai ame try,
mbok ase keredie,
ke mkpa ma e fall in love ye afo