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after the kiss,
I was like,
Na this ting oyinbo dey do for film like say e sweet like honey, nansense,
Next time , na straight to the matter(a.k.a kitten)

You no say e get People were dem bring come dis world to suffer,
Na their squad be all this village women were continue dey carry belle, even as dem know say their husband no fit even feed the ones were dey house

Meeting a decent and truthful girl, is hard this days,

Getting her to love you is harder,

And she being ready to stay by your side in hard times is hardest,
Some of us are not just lucky in the field of romance.

I have been watching the Jumia, Konga business model, and what i discovered was astonishing,
This guys spend nothing less than a million a day on adverts, and truth is this guys are the reason why online advert rates for a developing country like are so high,
Because no matter the rates, as far as you are in Nigeria and you have the views this guys will be ready to pay.
Funny thing is,with all the goggle, facebook, billboard, radio and tv ads, this guys only averaged around 350,000 people who bought at least one product last year,
More people visited my village market to buy one thing or another last year and e no get advert,

From what i gathered jumia losses last year topped $20m plus,
The money the spend on adverts alone is crazy,
Adverts alone doesn't bring in more market.
The should start spending some of that money on better customer satisfaction, more satisfied customers equals more business.
Orijin got so big thanks to the product not adverts

Okan

Another American lie Spinned by American controlled Media,

Udom is our governor Whether the cattle rearer of Daura likes it or not

Even if the election is held 100 times,
Udom will always win,

Apc akap edot ye nsu

This is what my Indian friends call bakwass (rubbish)

mustafo:
If you think your little nyamiri head fit cause rift between the North and our SW brothers and sisters you are very wrong!

lie to me ,


The friendship was never there,


Remember what Abiola went through at the hands of Your northern brothers,


If Tinubu is not careful, the same fate awaits him,




Remember Abiola had many hausa friends and he was even a Muslim,

Stockbrokers are always behaving like zombies,





The sell when many are selling and buy when many are buying,




This might just be an artificial crisis created by some traders for their benefit,

And what of arms procurement in Obj's tenure?,





Or is Buhari trying to tell us that he is afraid of Obasanjo?

APC lying liars doing what the do best,












Even in Umana Umana the Apc candidate's LG,







He still lost to the PDP candidate,




Tell me,


For a man who couldn't win his LG,



How could he have managed to win the election in the other 30 remaining LGs?

Dude's future looking like Mike Tyson's and Evander Holyfield's,





Am not saying don't enjoy life, but don't overdo it,




The way I see him spending, if he retires today , he won't last upto 10yrs before going broke and declaring bankruptcy

vizkiz:
I wanted to derail this thread, but amma just let it be

derail wetin, this thread resemble train for your eye, abeg swerve

1) For every girl telling a guy that is hitting on them to their face that 'you are not my class', there are equal number of guys telling their pals behind a girl's back that that's my trash


2)Naija guys are always shocked to see a pretty girl dating an ugly guy, if im poor join, dem go talk say na jazz







3)Naija love is strongest when the guy hasn't seen the girls pant yet,


When the girl starts forgetting her pants for im place,



The love don start get k leg be dat.





4)No matter how your girlfriend fine reach, when you don knack am, she go begin look like spare tire for your eye





5)The era of giving our girlfriends flower is no more, now the only flower the need is either a blackberry or apple iPhone




6)if you spend too much you are a Maga, if you spend too little you are called names too, so try to be in the middle, don't spend too much or too little






7)if whenever you set up a date at any location, the girl you are interested in always arrives with family and friends, forget am, she wan chop you clean mouth

Na did kind ting make Jesus talk say,



'thou shall not tempt the Lord thy God '

'nurture them to which glory?,


The glory of sucking your dick abi?

Your life







Your business,



It's left to you to do what you think is right,





Cos it's only you that will bear the consequences of your actions

Your life


Your business,



It's left to you to do what you think is right,





Cos it's only you that will bear the consequences of your actions

Oooo

I finally succeeded at wooing a girl, last week
we went out on date,
After I dropped her at her at place
She told me to give her a kiss, I almost bit her lips, since I am a novice in that department,
Though she did laugh , but I was kind of embarrassed,
So she is visiting me tomorrow and I really want to suprise her and give her the best kiss ever,
So guys over to you,
Veteran kissers am loyal, I want to learn,
Abeg show me the way, make I no miss road again

echobee:
That is the best gift one can ever receive. Everything is not money

I see
.

Change

I see

I see

Mumu ecobank were una dey

what the world needs its not more muslims or more christians but more good and better human beings

POPdecorator:
@Op am really gratefull for this good word ALLAH will grant u FRIDAOUS janana and me and every muslim in the world
ammmeeeennn

guy wetin u dey speak for mouth, wetin be fridaous janana?,
u for kukuma say bafana bafana

CheeNayNay:
so called '"host tribe",shebi una see say no be only una land igbos dey lead for business??
USA no dey even complain rather they appreciate our efforts to the economy,i no know wetin dey do una self??park well abeg
#One Nigeria

oh please just shut up

Oga madam, that girl is a nairalander

My Cock.
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