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Rich4god:
The only thing I dont want to hear is... "Guys, prefer fair girls".... Thats not technically true.... From experience and my own view, guys prefer ladies that are clean and neat... Thats just the bottomline... And if you really maintain yourself, no matter how dark that you are, "some atom of fairness will start appearing on your skin[b][/b]..."

Lol makes absolutely no sense... That's a pigment disordered skin you just described.

profinmasscom:
For the past one week I've been approaching one girl, a day before yesterday, I took her out just to make sure she really have fun and feel happy. When I took her out, she told me that her birthday is on 23rd of this month, which is next week Wednesday, I told her to make a wish as birthday gift, she wished to make a brazillian hair style and wish to have a Samsung
Galaxy S7 edge, I promised to get her these two things.
Then, yesterday been friday, I was at work when she sent me a call me back sms which reads "Call me I love you" hoping that she has really falling in love with me, I called her, she said please send me recharge card, I rushed and bought a recharge card for her, this girl did'nt call me again just to say thank you for the card I sent.
Later in the evening, I called her to confirm if she recharged the card, that was when she said she is sorry for not calling me after recharging the card. I also calmed down.
Then around 8pm, I called her to know where she is, she said she was at our junction, waiting for keke or bus to take her home, I told her to wait for me there let me come and pick her with my car since there is no means of transportation to take her home she said ok. On reaching there, I called this girl more than 10 times, she refused to pick my call, I immediately sent her a text as to know why she kept me stranded on the road, she replied immediately "Dear, I'm in my boy friend's house, please go home, let's meet at Crunches on sunday". I just replied her "sorry to tell you that you are the most stupid girl on earth, if your elder brother is a zombie, I'm not a Zombie. I'm the real me and I can't be a fool to a slot like you.

Cool story.

yemmit90:
This is what happen when a lady want to reap where she did not sow.

But she sowed chin chin.

Aviero:
She tryna use just chin chin to get the deek. She must be ugly.

Why do you think only ugly girls chase after men? No see do shakara pass. I see no problem in a girl making passes at a man. Shebi we all want gender equality? As much as men chase after ladies, ladies are also free to do vice versa.... no harm no foul.

Jadekitana:
Can you imagine? Every disappointment is indeed a blessing. While I was seriously sad about my Boss sending me on a yeye official errand I never knew I was gonna meet a very intelligent nairalander

I got to the firm and was told to wait at the reception that their Almighty boss was in a meeting with someone. I was there for over an hour and was getting really impatient when this tall handsome guy walked in. Think he came to Audit the firm cos the receptionist called him Auditor. He went to drop his bag and came back to gist with the ladies,he was very jovial.

After sometime he turned to my direction and was like "that frown isn't good at all" put a smile on your face,its too early in the day to be frowning like that. I didn't know when I shouted i'v been waiting here,i'm tired already. The next thing I heard was "Endtime tiredness" I was trying to recollect were I'v read that phrase then I remembered twas Nairaland. I became interested in the fellow instantly! No need beating around,i asked if he was a nairaland member,he said he's a guest but I didn't believe him. I suspect he's Thesonofmark though he had beards, full beards.

We gisted about the forum,romanceland especially! He said he doesn't visit romanceland, he only checks career,autos,celebrity and pet because of his dogs. The guy was neat,cute,jovial very very intelligent as we talked about auditing which I plan on getting a professional qualification in. I didn't release my contact because I suspect he's a popular guy here but doesn't wanna disclose that.

If you know you the Auditor I met th
is morning @ prince Amadi's firm in Oniru, I know you would see this either as a guest or member I don't care, you better be sincere so we can be friends. I still need to learn a lot about auditing from you and a lot of other things pm me! We can still meet at BLD on admiralty way, lunch is on me!

Why didn't u guys just talk at the office and set up a meet much later on. You both didn't need nairaland anymore to spark a relationship. He's apparently good looking and you are obviously beautiful.... the rest could fall into place for you both. If he's truly a guest, he probably won't read this thread.

They still look hungry

No only India these kinda women get mouth. Beat them in Africa and they will wail all through to the High Court.

osedvgirl:
better

Sex sells to be frank... they might as well ban all the contemporary songs.

mikeapollo:
http://www.herald.co.zw/man-lashes-wife-over-false-virginity-claims/

Painful something. The man just went through konji for nothing, thinking he will meet tear rubber... he didn't know they had already torn the rubber... I cannot laugh abeg....

mikeapollo:
http://www.herald.co.zw/man-lashes-wife-over-false-virginity-claims/

Painful something. The man just went through konji for nothing, thinking he will meet tear rubber... he didn't know they had already torn the rubber... I cannot laugh abeg....

Etizz:
U bleeped up op

U for com down from your car, den give both of dem better slap, and if they ask, u go tell dem how dangerous it is as u explain am here

"How to start a war" 101. Clap for yourself, you have done well. This is what happened at mile 12.

Hotguy27:
.I Spotted This When I Was Going To Work Today - Very Dangerous

One word for this pix.

It is very dangerous to transport fuel this way. Road safety take note.

Forget getting burnt, he could just easily have dropped from that bike and got smashed by an on coming vehicle

osedvgirl:
ewwooo, u fine o, i just gave you a like, fine boy, no pimple

Your are also beautiful, even though I can't see your face, u definitely look sexy *wink*

osedvgirl:
when will you change this your sitting room pics and put ya real face, mtcheeeeeeew

Lmfaooooooooooooo e pain am

bonganee:
Lexus for 130k e be like you craze. Rot in jail jor

See your mouth... But when u hear #1,500 for 10GB now, your ear will stand. How are u different from him?

NobleAngell:
Did she say he is impotent? Then she has a lot of explaining to do. Abi those 2 kids were given to them as a wedding gift?

Lmao..... The woman is just an hoeniranu. She obviously switches lanes on a daily. Lol

Pimoconnect:
Lol....strange

As strange as your data ad.

valnelly:
Will my Infinix Note 2 4G/2GB RAM variant be OK for this?

How is the performance of that note 2? Is it way better than hot note pro in terms of battery consumption?

Akerry:
I smell fake NYSC cert....... which batch of NYSC completes service year by January........ Batch D hehehhehe

Batch A back in 2003

irunooboo:
[size=13pt] I use etisalat 95GB for 300 naira. Its a tweak that does not have an expiry date. it was configured on my sim by one of my Bf's who works in etisalat. once i recharge 300 naira, the 95GB data is renewed [/size]

My dear, your bf has effectively paid for your bride price

DanceVille:
She looks like those Sisters that do hawk "Groundnut and Beans cake" near my hostel..

The power of make-up.
I prefer d old Toke makinwa than the new one..
Chaii...See hw her boob small buh nw it has expand with the power of padded bra ...
Girls! Girls!!...
#Hustler.

I don't know about you o, I wouldn't go for the old Toke... Whatever it is that she used, it worked perfectly. See people drooling over Nicki Minaj... Have u seen her throw back? Which one will u choose?

IsiCaterpillar:
Do you know that people leave the service lane and enter the high speed lane, i can bet you that this madam was not standing on the service lane. take a second look at the picture.

We can't be certain,but it's just so unfortunate.

Trailers should stop travelling by day, period.

IsiCaterpillar:
do you know this road at all?

Yes I do.... The foot bridge isn't the problem, people stand by the road waiting for buses, thing is, she wasn't hit because she was crossing the road.

For the past week now, you tend to see news of accidents almost everyday... What is happening? The trend is just so alarming.

planetx:
This country is just too backwards, value of human lives is close to zero. All the pictures of accidents I have been seeing on NL over the years follows the same pattern, no qualified medical team on the scene to check if the victims are really dead, they are just thrown on the ground with people taking pictures. Many injured victims have died due to this non chalance attitude to human lives.


Go to developed countries and see how accident victims are treated, and to Seun stop posting gory images on your site, this is getting too much. Most reputable publications blot out such images or don't post them at all, NL is now nothing more than a site with gory pictures of dead and dying accident victims this is a disgrace.

To his defense, he did point out they were graphic pictures...

IsiCaterpillar:
if she only used the pedestrian bridge but the devil that called her to a party blocked her eyes, ears and brain. Now look at the end result.

Did you read the article at all? The driver lost control and skid off the road to hit her on the side walk... Side walk... SIDE WALK

He made a mistake coming to the west... No place to hide here.

Firstly, my condolences and everything sad....
Secondly, isn't the headline of this post a tad too dramatic? Check it again

CUM4WHAT:
mubbbish... is dah y he has to use dah xpensive car to illustrate

Bad belle people o... I personally like the car, tell me u didn't admire it, tell me. Instead of you to pray for God to do it for u, u are busy beefing. Carry on, owa lara e.

Get God on your side always. Be prayerful and try as much as possible to sin less. With God on your side, you will travel through the Kaduna interstate road to and from all year and nothing will happen.

LMAyedun:
Buhari should just resign!

Buhari the president or Buhari the driver?

Lilimax:
Ajo onu everywhere!

Btw, the lady is beautiful

Lol anjonu bawo?