₦airaland Forum

Ferrarilord:
visco2000 was my favorite back then until I switched to oando. I never believed in seahorse though, hopefully I won't regret too switch to seahorse

Guest911:
I first saw this video on Instagram, immediately he jumped, a speed boat arrived at the spot. I thought he was immediately rescued.

ATLIEN2027:
Bola Hamed Tinubu is the next President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

These are the kinds of development that Nigeria needs not some building of 3 roads and 3 local govt hospitals like Peter Obi tuary claimed that he did for 8 years in Anambra. The mumu liar has no project that can be considered as out of the box thinking. Just basic rubbish trash done by other failed Governors.

Grace045:
But jokes apart, he's saying the truth, most women are selfish in terms of feeding their husband, there has to be some changed in that too, but seriously who is videoing him


Bt seriously this kind of Men are annoying. As you don spit full the soup now wetin you gain, and exposing your family's like this on social media is very bad., just to gains what

Kollins11:
In otherwords, your wife is cheating on you with a vibrator.

You're not hitting the right spot reason she prefer a vibrator. You better start performing your sexual duties and start hitting the right spot or else na ME, your landlord or gate man go hammer ur wife everyday.

If your wife jam me, she go throway that her vibrator inside well... I swear to God Almighty. As it stands now, she's ready to cheat on you with any guy that has 9 inches dick and can also perform like a vibrator.

I've noticed most married men can't satisfy their wives sexual urge. They just spread their wives legs, knack for 5 seconds then cum. They don't care if their wives cum or not.

No just allow me cross path with your wife, Infact I'm even tired of satisfying married women sexual urge. I swear.. I don tire.

Married men abeg, make una dey knack una wife well, I don tire to dey help una.. I take God beg all married men.

Zanzibar1:
Don't worry, May the most high smooth your path soon

Ninisun:
This Vikko wey Sabi insult who go feed am The single one that doesn't understand the emotions, time and energy invested in the relationship? It's not that easy like you think. I know a man his wife was wayward like this, he separated from her for 6 years but later got back and yet she never changed. I can never regard Vikko's comments on nairaland, OP should give room for reconciliation.

Vikkoh:
What other advice do you want Bros?

She was pregnant and was still collecting from her EX?
That's the height of it my brother.

You can't cope with someone like that and if you decide to manage the situation hoping she'd change, kindly write down your will and carefully allocate your properties to your Child/Children cos she'll lead you to your grave in years to come.

Dump her sorry a$$ and take care of your children the best way you can.
Forget what the society would say. Your life and sanity matters and you shouldn't joke with that.

Meanwhile, don't listen to the Righteousness guy.
Him go start to dey explain how your story is a sign of end time .

FalseProphet1:
Church business.

1. Rent an event center

2. Buy good musical equipment and BELL

3. Enter into franchise with any of the big Pentecostal churches so that you can bear their name and won't have to struggle for members cos their members would be your members.

4. Get some suit and good native wears.

5. Read the Bible daily and preach good motivational message.

7. The kind of church you have determines the kind of members that would come. So buy projectors, flat screen TVs, ACs...etc around the church.

8. Encourage them to give cos giving is very important, they must pay their tithes and offerings.

9. Organised programs every week and invite geninuly anointed men of God...this will help to grow your church.

10. Carefully select beautiful single girls from your congregation and make them ushers, this will help draw rich womanizers into your church and you can encourage them to give to the work of God.

If after 2 years you don't get your principal (10m) back call me a fake prophet.

This I have seen.

gasparpisciotta:
Marriage is overrated

Meet Jim

Stargangz:
Sebi our population na 200m+ , make dem give each person $1m nah, d money go still remain around $100m. Dis govment people no go die well, money wey be say dem don share among themselves tey tey

Painintheass221:
The falling water is not continuous. It won't shock him.

Mind you, there is a showerhead

bibianna:
What will happen to our vulcanizers?

Candidlady:


What sorta madness is this
You had sex with her paid her 1 thou' even had the guts as a crook and eediot that you are to steal her 5 thou'

Then lynched her after cuz you discovered quran in her room

Claiming how can she have such book in a room where customers come to sex her

this kinda news makes me sick to my bones

Men are one of the problems we have in thus world
this world would have been a peaceful place if it got no men
Kindly lynch em too.

But before you set em ablaze, confirm the number of rounds saliu had with the eediot deranged gender then insert that same amount of office pin into their dvcks and anus


Lagos
Dead state

Men
Dead gender

TheRace55:
I remember one pregnant woman whom we live in thesame quarters knocked at my door ,one lonely afternoon while I was in the bathroom bathing , she kept knocking at my door very hard ,I have to rush and grab my towel. even for the fact that am not done with my Bath.


when i Reach the door I saw her standarding holding Gellato ice cream and she said she need my help and I answer what kind of help madam. She said she want me to Cum in her ice cream ,I said wtf I was shocked about her request .

i said so is this how pregnancy turned women's .Damn

PROPEACE:
Please what does this comprehensive insurance guarantee?

frozen70:
If both of them raised the money for building and he decided to buy the car

If am the woman, I will collect the car and use it for my children

Then go behind him buy a land and start building secretly

This is one of the reasons women builds house without their husband's consent

He just want to show of with the car, whereas accommodation in is what the family need not car

HitSong:
Fantastic!

That's the best standard every sane man should emulate.

How can I marry a liability yet, she'll be a USED and LEFTOVER product?

If their standard is a handsome, God fearing and FINANCIALLY stable man, then my standard is a VIRGIN, obedient and a beautiful lady and I won't compromise.

Every girl that has had sex with my than 2 people is a WHÓRE except in a case of rape.

Whóres are worthless people

Whóres don't have capability to love or care about anyone but themselves

WHÓRES don't deserve bride price

A WHÓRE will always be a WHÓRE.

NEVER MARRY A WHÓRE.

OlawaleBammie:
see brother, na real issue.

I cant say u should continue praying cus even me i hardly believe in prayer, and its because of issues like this that made me lost faith in prayer.

See i cant say if its spiritual or not but am sure some of the thins occuring to u will look spiritual and some wont

See, face ur war on two fronts, medically and spiritually

I am a Christian but not a strong believer, i wil advise u of u wont feel somehow, wetin even concern me if u feel somehow.

Guy go out, meet the alfas, prophets, even banalawos, na u know fire wey dey burn u for nyash ooh.
Den go medical as well

Newboss:
The driver is very dull and bad in mathematics if he's willing to trade so much for 130k

lomprico:
The bolt driver is an idiot. Why tarnig your image for what you can make in less than 2 weeks?
My friend does 15k average daily from his bolt business.

AFONJAPIG:
You are the culprit... how did the woman got ur number and how come she exactly when u are in the forest looking for him

einsteine:
Nobody is asking them not to strike. However, they must not compel others to do so which is what they are going to do. Uber drivers are business owners not employees. It is their choice to determine whether to enter a business relationship with Uber.

englishmart:
Where are you striking to? They will just allow you to strike for 6-weeks, by the time hunger touches you small, you will beg to call off the strike.
You think Nigeria works like the UK?

foolbuster:
This strike is funny. It's not like the drivers are employees, they willingly accepted terms and conditions for using an app, now they want to form a cult to force a platform they willingly agreed to work with to bend to their will.

Not saying Uber and bolt are saints, but if you feel dissatisfied simply leave na aaa. Instead of forcing everyone, lolz. By the time they start facing driver shortages they'll surely do something to woo them back.

nairaman66:
This is really a funny one! Customers won’t support you guys, since we are looking for cheap rides and fares. You guys are on your own..

BoltAndUberAbj:
77 naira price increase? Please be serious.

Wokenaija:
another e-rat spotted, I hope your family members fall victim to this.