Afolavid:
Just few weeks ago, some also ambushed a bullion van in Ibadan at a commercial location surrounded by Police barrack and Area command, yet no security operatives came to the scene until they left. Same thing happening here, robbing so many Banks simultaneously. Nigeria as a whole, is a failed village!!! Imagine people successfully engaging in high profile Armed robbery in 21st century.

With election coming, don't be surprised if top politicians have a hand in this robbery. These men look well trained and too confident.

ghostboy:
your posts on NL don't display any of these traits though, instead you come off as a bitter, shallow minded and attention seeking evening newspaper

Dey fear God nah.

AoifeNightfall:


Many things.

Like my loyalty and unwavering attention.
My resourcefulness and boundless, exciting creativity.

Most importantly I have so much love inside me to give.

And so much more I don't want to mention here. Now stop being jelly

You didn't mention money

ghostboy:
And what do you have to offer the fine malian guys? Apart from your old, slacked, lice infested kitty

Johndagr8t:
nice one

There's a little kid there, you melt.

Thisis2raw:
God sees my heart and am not joking, but one soldier can not see me and cut my hair.

They have to be two or more. One on one I no go gree.

All this things I see o line wey one military personnel go dey harass people dat one can't happen to me

That's exactly what the OP said... But now, look at him.

FERNANDEZISBACK:

Says who th o?

She did say eating Titus fish will send one to hell, I'm sure pizza isn't far away.

MadeINchenzen2:
I can categorically tell you that most death during sex is as a result of the HEART stopping... and a simple quick CPR can save the life of such victim.

But instead of doing CPR, our Nigerian ladies will run out of the room, screaming "may una come see o, dis man don die o".

sazzyyarns:
My husband flogs me with cane and belt whenever we have an altercation. We are not newly weds and by now we should have understood each other.

He never apologizes when we reconcile instead he says i should stop doing things that provoke him (which doesnt include me going physical, so its not even in self defence). At this point im really just frustrated!!!
He flogs me in the presence of the kids, sometimes he flogs them and then flogs me too.

How old are these kids?

datola:
This diversion has been on for some months na

Exactly what I thought. Late news.

"The statement commended the police operatives for the measures taken towards protecting the life of an innocent man and in preventing the suspects from committing their intended"




Apparently, they haven't killed him yet. Thank God for saving his life.

Goodness me!

ChizzyBuna:
I had a fling with one of my work friends.
She lives 15 mins apart from my area
We have been having sex for over a year
She is a good friend.

Long story short, i was given promotion at work. My job is one of the hardest.
I'm in charge of recurring new workers and im the one that submit the names of those who will be sacked.
The M.D is my uncle and he trust me so much

Today i opened a file and saw this girls name on list of people to be sacked.
I have to submit it and prepare their letters.
I have defended her when my uncle wanted to sack her last year.
If i defend her again, my uncle will suspect im having fling with her. He almost caught us kissing so he is suspicious
If my uncle find out, he might sack me.
He sees me as an angel and i want to keep that reputation. So i can become M.D

modified
For those asking why they want to sack her
Last year, during staff meeting. She kind of challenged a senior collegue's idea infront of everybody, the man was not having it. It caused a riff between them. Since then the man has been trying to sack her. Based on he is my uncles alley.
I defended her privately to my uncle. They didnt sack her..
Last year my uncle annouced that he will be going to uk for hip surgery.
His wife has taken over as of January.
Maybe the wife has a hand in this. 
And i cant ask her why..

Both my uncle and wife are not on nairaland. So its safe to bring this topic here

Go and buy car and do Bolt.

Tyche:
Why not civic, 2019 to 2020 model?

You sabi! That car is smooth! If I see 2017 sef, I will rejoice. Civic is such a delicious car! Esp from 07 upwards.

Why do I have the feeling this wife is a white woman?

Amancrado has fvcked the hell out of this one.

alphaNomega:
I want to hear your wife's side of the story before I comment.

Share this link with her so she can respond

You are very smart. It sounds like this girlfriend was the reason the wife left in the first place, or at least, she has always been in the picture even before the wife left.

VOsimhen144:
some bress na apple bress

some bress na pineapple bress

my brother which one you choose ooo!

apple bress na standing fan

Pineapple bress na pillow

The two No dey do the same work…..

#pls guys choose wisely.

What the f*ck is this fgs?

marvellously:
Lool, his mate are using Benz and Lexus baba blow na Voltron e carry

If he buys Benz or Lexus, u go still talk say "wetin e dey sing wey e buy dat kine big car". This life is really a pot of beans, sha.

brosom:
Lies everywhere,

The SIMP never serious to get his money back.

What about reporting her account to the said bank a d back it up with police?

Lies everywhere

Because the SIMP is probably a yahoo boy and doesn't want the police or EFFC involved in his case.

wfjimmytobby:
I meet this girl around September we got so close and have always spent on her, going shopping and all that and always tell her how I feel.

She do make demand from me and have always responded..but I suspected that she has lots of suitors trying to get her and even her ex..cos she told me he is trying to get back so I decided to demand for sex so we can get serious but she refuse and said she is not ready and that I should wait but she keeps requesting for assistance and even wants me to get her a new phone cos her previous phone got spoilt and all..

So I need your advice should I wait for her to be ready to give me her body and keep on assisting her or should I just give up on the relationship cos she might actually be trying to scam me or something?

Oga, you are the only one in the relationship...


She's your girlfriend but you are not her boyfriend.

Righteousness2:
Brother I Praise GOD for your being alive. But that does not change the fact that Without JESUS Christ you are headed for Destruction in Hell.
As There is no other way to be Saved

Says who? Lol...

These people will soon do skit and campaign for APC, after wailing #EndSARS, "who ordered the soldiers" and whatsnots all through.

It's easy for them to go online and go against the government, but if given the chance, they would kiss Buhari's ring and swear their loyalty to him just for money.

Mercychen:


you too?

No now. There are other better things in life than sex. Afterall Eunuchs are still alive enjoying life.

"be fruitful and multiply"... I'm sure you've heard that somewhere...

EnemyofGod22:

God and satan doesn't exist.

Know this and have peace of mind.

There's no reliable verifiable concrete evidence of God and satan.therefor anybody who come to preach to you about the imaginary sky dady.just ask the person to prove his existence to you.

Know this and have ever lasting peace.

If you say God doesn't exist, then why are you HIS enemy?

dheaven:
Village people nor succeed.

Buhari no get village people, he himself is village people.

Promzy99:
Plz heip me pray 4 her. Her name is lucy.

Prom Prom, na u be dat?

Promzy99:
Wetin relate squirt nd urine, bros?

You don't know? Squirt is basically urine, not cum.

Righteousness2:
Pls leave GOD'S Word out of all these your Swearings!
The Word is not what you Swear it.

If She says she has not cheated, then you let the Matter rest.
Don't use your hands to open your Family for the devil to Strike.

She was the one that asked him to swear initially, now she's refusing to do the same nd you're here preaching. Read the room, prophet.

Ruke1989:


Well, I like your scientific mind. Want to connect with you if you don't mind.

Scientific mind kwa... This nigga is horn.y mehn

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I took washing of face as an habit, face cap to avoid sun, I don't use sponge on my face, I have to get a normal bathing soap, I avoid oily foods, chunks...

these are the primary steps I use and I also try some products alongside..
smile thanks you all, I'm just so happy after years of bubble face, some of my guys looks surprised seeing my new face...

I'm so happy you're seeing hanged so soon. Don't joke with your vitamins, esp vitamin A (buy codliver oil capsules). Please, do not overwash your face.

Imagine playing "these hoes ain't loyal" by Chris brown and Lilwayne.