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Going to buy Alize and many shayo n down it wif ma friends ;peppersouping and shayoing at Dunken Pepper

Ugly!!!!!!!!!

chucky234: I often wonder how people here jumped into conclusion,I watch the RIM conference yesterday and there was never a time they stated abandoning the consumer market.
I own a bold4,iphone 4s and amazing HTC android 2.3 phones but I still cherish my BB above the iphone and android because its unrivalled when it comes to business enterprises and security.
Iphone is current facing rebuke in Europe for the poor performances of their 4s but nobody is talking about that, you should also know that all Apple's products are manufactured by third party companies in China like Foxconn.
The only company that can compete with RIM is HTC who build more better phones than Apple's iphones.

Nawa for yu oo!!!!hw many rim fones cn u play mad games on?? Can a standard. RIM OS match an iPhone's OS?u don't know much,average user!

all4naija: The major problem with RIM is lack of innovations. I don't even think the company listen to consumer opinions and views. There is no way BB can succeed without looking at what is popularly very unique. There apps are very limited and the browser sucks that without it it is hard for you to use third party browsers to download. The business circle alone cannot sustain RIM market base in this present time and the general public they have to focus on must be those going after the latest make of iPhone and Android based Smartphones. Do you know that BB pioneer voice command in handset before iPhone and other makers started adding it to their lines with improvements?

They should take time to address many things and get of the Qwerty keyboard and go for all touch. People are used to touch screens and, they should take note of that in their coming products. I like BB Porche but yet the quality of the camera remains the same, 5mpx. There is room for improvement. Samsung would be coming out with Galaxy S III in few months time and it is going to be loaded. I like Samsung for being innovative, though, I have issue with the battery life.

#Gbam But only 10% of Nigerians are dis smart to think outside d box...Just ma stats tho'

talknafree: Ladies please before you start clutching that BlackBerry Phone and feeling like a big babe, go and learn your written and spoken english properly.

Went into a bank in earlier today to make a deposit which was quite a large amount.

A lady who was standing behind me pleaded I permit her make her payment which wasn't more than N3,000 being a 'good' guy, I allowed her.

Now she gives the teller guy her teller and amount, few seconds later, the teller guy demanded she writes in fugures the amount she is depositing; below is the conversation that took place.

Teller : "can you fill the amount in figure space please".

Girl : "which side"

Teller : (pointing) right there.

Girl : I have now.

Teller : I said right the amount in figures.

Girl : I having putting it.

Teller : what? What did you say?

Girl : I have putting it.

At this stage, I pointed to the exact place she was to fill (I did it fast before she use bomb kill us).

The teller guy couldn't control himself as he fell on his desk giggling away with his colleague smilling trickishly.

I turned to the girl who at this point was smilling heavily "pinging away" with her Blackberry touch

I asked her if she was chatting with her boyfriend, and filling like a babe she nodded in the affirmative.

Then I could just imagine the grammatical blonders herself and her boyfriend will be exchanging at each other thinking they are chatting.


The level of poor spoken and written grammatical explosives amongst our youths of today is appaling.

Below are real posts of undergraduates and graduates who are on my friend's list (ALL WOMEN)on a single day.



*Stay bless friends............. Hope we all enjoy our day? Let's prepare for tommorrow to achieve.

*NICE TO BE FRIENDS, THANKS.

*Katsina NYSC Orientation Camp is very interested

*Is It good 4 a girl 2 b asking his BOYFRIEND dat who did he love most among her and his mother? $ if u are the GUY what will u say?

*lets ur request smaller than thank giving . You will be blessed





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talknafree: Ladies please before you start clutching that BlackBerry Phone and feeling like a big babe, go and learn your written and spoken english properly.

Went into a bank in earlier today to make a deposit which was quite a large amount.

A lady who was standing behind me pleaded I permit her make her payment which wasn't more than N3,000 being a 'good' guy, I allowed her.

Now she gives the teller guy her teller and amount, few seconds later, the teller guy demanded she writes in fugures the amount she is depositing; below is the conversation that took place.

Teller : "can you fill the amount in figure space please".

Girl : "which side"

Teller : (pointing) right there.

Girl : I have now.

Teller : I said right the amount in figures.

Girl : I having putting it.

Teller : what? What did you say?

Girl : I have putting it.

At this stage, I pointed to the exact place she was to fill (I did it fast before she use bomb kill us).

The teller guy couldn't control himself as he fell on his desk giggling away with his colleague smilling trickishly.

I turned to the girl who at this point was smilling heavily "pinging away" with her Blackberry touch

I asked her if she was chatting with her boyfriend, and filling like a babe she nodded in the affirmative.

Then I could just imagine the grammatical blonders herself and her boyfriend will be exchanging at each other thinking they are chatting.


The level of poor spoken and written grammatical explosives amongst our youths of today is appaling.

Below are real posts of undergraduates and graduates who are on my friend's list (ALL WOMEN)on a single day.



*Stay bless friends............. Hope we all enjoy our day? Let's prepare for tommorrow to achieve.

*NICE TO BE FRIENDS, THANKS.

*Katsina NYSC Orientation Camp is very interested

*Is It good 4 a girl 2 b asking his BOYFRIEND dat who did he love most among her and his mother? $ if u are the GUY what will u say?

*lets ur request smaller than thank giving . You will be blessed





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talknafree: Ladies please before you start clutching that BlackBerry Phone and feeling like a big babe, go and learn your written and spoken english properly.

Went into a bank in earlier today to make a deposit which was quite a large amount.

A lady who was standing behind me pleaded I permit her make her payment which wasn't more than N3,000 being a 'good' guy, I allowed her.

Now she gives the teller guy her teller and amount, few seconds later, the teller guy demanded she writes in fugures the amount she is depositing; below is the conversation that took place.

Teller : "can you fill the amount in figure space please".

Girl : "which side"

Teller : (pointing) right there.

Girl : I have now.

Teller : I said right the amount in figures.

Girl : I having putting it.

Teller : what? What did you say?

Girl : I have putting it.

At this stage, I pointed to the exact place she was to fill (I did it fast before she use bomb kill us).

The teller guy couldn't control himself as he fell on his desk giggling away with his colleague smilling trickishly.

I turned to the girl who at this point was smilling heavily "pinging away" with her Blackberry touch

I asked her if she was chatting with her boyfriend, and filling like a babe she nodded in the affirmative.

Then I could just imagine the grammatical blonders herself and her boyfriend will be exchanging at each other thinking they are chatting.


The level of poor spoken and written grammatical explosives amongst our youths of today is appaling.

Below are real posts of undergraduates and graduates who are on my friend's list (ALL WOMEN)on a single day.



*Stay bless friends............. Hope we all enjoy our day? Let's prepare for tommorrow to achieve.

*NICE TO BE FRIENDS, THANKS.

*Katsina NYSC Orientation Camp is very interested

*Is It good 4 a girl 2 b asking his BOYFRIEND dat who did he love most among her and his mother? $ if u are the GUY what will u say?

*lets ur request smaller than thank giving . You will be blessed





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U sef shell na! Brush up ur English first,admitted bb babes can know hw to gbagaun tho...
One told me the other day 'its my birthday,I'll go and see a movies' lmao

Obiagu1: In my opinion, she is naive or trying to be a "heroine". What about similar schools in Akwa Ibom or are there none like that?
Why waste the money in a state that produced two heads of state?


I commend her for her good heart which should have been a gold standard but similar things are not done in the East by those serving there.
Charity begins at home!

( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) look at dat smiley,I'm weeping for ur brain! Idiot olosi ni e...haba,she's on service dummy,the Oba of Ekiti told us a story of someone tht did a similar thing when we went visiting,and d person in question isn't even a native of Ekiti..
Be more sensible next time,use ur brains,commend d girl,it won't cost u a thing...
#OkBye

lastpage: I see a lot of "me, me, me, it allows ME to ...." in your post!

Let me ask, (forgive me if it appears challenging, no offense intended): DO you think you are SELFISH PERSON WHO THINKS ABOUT HIMSELF AND HIMSELF ALONE?

Having said that, let me add that being SINGLE IS SWEET!
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ONLY THAT IT IS SWEETER BEING MARRIED/HOOKED!....if you're with the right person!
Even Paradise is not as sweet and blissful like being with someone you love and who loves you back even more!
Believe me, l know what l am saying!

Lastpage!

#Gbam, u made serz sense! Na so so me! Me! Mumu! I'm sure he has been lonely sinc birth...no commitments and prolly Daddy lived away from Mom

cugresources: Honestly, I don't want to hurt someone or go stereotyping about Nigerian girls or any other girls...u know, I don't really love answering calls cos I answer and make lots of calls @work, travel alot, and love resting and playing HD pc & video games, and watching every football match and NFL (American football), watching foreign news and business reports, which I know almost all Nigerian girls hate, and wouldnt love to participate, so getting into relationship would restrict me from exercising these freedoms, I would have to start picking calls even when I don't feel like just to please someone. I would have to watch movies (that I hate with passion) just becos she is watching it, do this and that becos she is doing it or wants me to do it. Would have to reduce my hosts of friends just to please her, reduce my travels and event attendants just to make someone happy? uh uh, thats too much a hassle to face, so scary! single people, especially men don't know the immunity they are enjoying, the wide freedom and joy they are enjoying that most married and engaged guys would celebrate to have back! All the same, the making of baby thing, is just the most difficult and the dealing with parents issue- convincing them that u love being single nd would try and get them grandchildren....sighs.

You are just lonely!

[quote author=buJu-234]but this woman is looking more sexy than most Nigerian women of her age oo....[/quote]I swear u r right! 20 year old girls go don gt big stomach, ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) for dem!

Google am na! :/

bashr8: i love nigerian women , cant imagine life without them

Even with all their wahala and drama,we can't help but love them....

Roland17: What else are Nigerian men supposed to be obsessed with Sudanese girls

Help me ask am oooo!!!!
If say Yankee girls with flat tummy and endowments full Naija,I wonda who will have time for their bb-clutching,opportunisitc behinds!

Nawa ooo
Goodluck to him though...its his life,his choice...Goodluck once again

lalaosky: n
No mynd the bigot

So jus cos u managed to pass jamb afta d 10th time,u fink u can use words u picked up in ur textbooks anyhw?? He-goat!

beeke: goat head and you productively utilized your own miserable life going through d song, u need to be hailed. Akpaamu. Meanwhile expect the verse 2 and do your life a favor not to read them cos is gonna be da bomb, luking for a seasoned producer to work with

U are creatively dumb!!! slowpoke

Excelboi: ^^^ I think ur d mumu..... What u will find in google was wriitten by a human like me & U, so just shut up....

They r professionals dummy!can u write a better review with specs when they got it hands on? And are professionals in the field...
Mumu,ode,asinwin

[quote author=baby-boy]Please can you remove this picture [/quote]#Co-Sign
Its making me wanna puke,even tho' I like her!

190: [size=14pt][color=RED]FALLS FROM IROKO [/color][/size]

*dies*

[quote author=makky][/quote]I swear u made seriously mad sense #EndOfStory

TisaBone: no not at gunpoint, but still....it was on purpose. call it a woman's intuition. anyways, the first two pics are before the weight loss. i was about 260 pounds. mind you, i'm 5'11. the third pic was taken in summer 2010, when i first met him.i am down to this size again which is 230

Bet u r fugly sha ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ ) bet y

Lucy001: ^^^
I think its normal for every young lady dat gets married to add weight after some months of marriage, in otherword, wat the poster should do @ dis point in time is to encurrage his wife to get something doing like execising, house shores, and perhaps registary her with an execising club.

No,not when u have a job and a treadmill at home

*in WizKids voice* 'Na dem get their mouth,make them run dia mouth oo!' ....
When u r broke,dey say u can't feed ur family,insufficient they kal u,when u r rich,dey want to determine hw u spend it,na in bness hw e spend in money abeg,abi any of una papa give am owo when e dey start in shosh??

yorke: Women! One confused set of creature.

U have said it all!if he beats dem,dey wl cry foul,now he's been d good guy,she's shouting....mchew

Some kain bricklayer food! Bread and beans wif dodo and egg wey don tey inside stew! Believe me dats a classic! Forget al dose mr biggs tinz,na street sure pass!

Or .....amala+abula+ogufe+cold drink #Lobatan!

beeke: 2face For instance Remix:

[Whistling]

Eh!...Chineke me!... Ew!
Ala Oyi e!.. Ala Oyi e!
Ala Oyi e!.. Ala Oyi e!

Verse 1
For instance
Say na baba suwe give Adebisi dis chance
Say na them 2 dey make plans
For all party involved to benefit
Abi Adebisi make them disagree
In order to create her own chance
She tell baba you are not of importance
Now baba suwe is laughing from a distance
Adebisi is now regretting d miss chance
Cos baba for prevent her from being a victim of circumstance
She for hammer if only she did not ignore baba suwe existence
Adebisi think say she fit use gragra excuse buy chance
Like say baba suwe no know wetin dey
Adebisi wen use pro dey play
...
When she decide to form resistance
she feel say baba wan introduce act of exploitance
But now she will be living in a jail house
O my God!
Ala Oyi e!

This thing that she's feeling
i must confess is a feeling of jail
And you know say is so...Ala Oyi e!
This thing na jail
And she know it wont snow... Ala Oyi e!
This thing is affecting 9ja
And is killing our image... Ala Oyi e!
See this type of thing we we dey feel
They make me dey want to dey... Ala Oyi e!
Even if I want to dey chill
I go still dey want to dey... Ala Oyi e!
Stand look around MMIA
I bet you go dey want to dey.to dey Ala Oyi e!.
Ala Oyi e! for the things wey we see wey make us shout Ala Oyi e!

C how childish ppl can be tho',u wasted hw many mins of ur life composing dis hate ish..u need to be shot!

ichidodo: Sharrap dia! If it was an igbo, u and ure paedophile wuld have a binge on d igbo race. Now its our turn, so keep quiet and cower ure head in shame.

How exactly do u want God to punish u? Do u want to run mad naked or u want ur corpse to be eaten by maggots? Have some brains and change fo once,ode ashunu

Q 1 Why exactly did DBanj and Don Jazzy break up?

Q1 Is dis why we are here?
Q2 How does dis affect d price of condom?

People need to have brain swaps like sims on nairaland.must errtin b tribalistic?would d oyinbo man issue u visas based on ur tribe?I'm a Yoruba man and ibos and hausas have drug barons amongst them alike..Someone did something despicable and instead of condemning such acts,we r busy pointing accusing fingers at each other..Things like dis contribute to the white man's decision not to grant visas at the slightest excuse
How can Nigeria move on if we stl have dis useless arguments amongst ourselves? D colonial masters really sowed a seed of discourse amongst us,which if we don't stop might be on for life.
Nuff said