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afam4eva: Were they watching the England VS Italy match?

No!!!!!! Na Saudi Arabia Vs Pakistan match dem dey watch!

shymmex: 2012 has been a bloody year, and it's going end bloody..

I can't wait for World War 3 to start - I want to fight in a big war!!

Please rate dis FOOL'S Brain!!

ismhab: WHAT IS A FATHER?

That man that was never around when you were growing up,dat man that didn't teach u how to use ur brain! Yes! That's ur father!

[quote author=Mr. Globe]I thought as much... Goldie might even look better than that tramp. And I just googled her. She is from from Ekiti too.....

Ekiti women no dey fine? No pun intended[/quote]Bros I'm servin in Ekiti,I swear dem ugly die bet nice backside and front tho'

Please what's d last price for the MacBook?? And can I c other pictures?my email is onimoled23@yahoo.com..
Thanks

[quote author=life_style]I will buy it when the price drops to 100k [/quote]Ma broda,you will soooooooo jonze!I've neva seen a Mac' that's lower than 170k unless say na very old 2006/2007 version...
Sha keep w8n in line,d Lord z ya strength!

BusHouse: In the next six month the tokunbo will be all over 9ja. Me i go wait o. After all i bought my clean ipad 3 for 40k at alaba.

My Lawd! 40k?!! R u kidding or serious?!!

Castos: WHAT IS THIS RUBBISH! If u want to talk about such shit, go to ur fb page and not here please! Who cares about those jobless nonentities exposing their animalistic selves. If u watch those fools then go else where and talk about them not here! Abeg make una respect ur selves, i don't ever want to see such things here (NL) again! Be warned. WHAT IS THIS RUBBISH! If u want to talk about such shit, go to ur fb page and not here please! Who cares about those jobless nonentities exposing their animalistic selves. If u watch those fools then go else where and talk about them not here! Abeg make una respect ur selves, i don't ever want to see such things here (NL) again! Be warned.

Dis guy wan collect Seun job ooooo lmao

Many ppl need to be publicly executed..dis is only when corruption wl go and leave naija permanently
Our leaders steal 20billion +,throw scams in our face and yet some fools will still sing songs in dia praise
We should embrace China-style of government,if u r caught in a scam,u gt shot in d head or beheaded in d full glare of tv cameras.
Only then wld our leades be accountable
Bless

Shoutouts si awon ti Malay',wire wire!opa 6,paddy osha!! IjayaJaya!! #Reminisce
Gullibillity na in dey worry mugus tho'
Really...interpol wld release em afta collectin' 500k as bail..no be today na!!
Ask Ola Williams

so we shld chew sand cos they cry??abegiii what makes dem special?na die allof us go die one day naaa

1 Almighty Yakubu missing a goal ma granny wlda scored
2. Dat Cisse's wonder goal against Chelsea,d goal na die
3. Terry losing d P.K in UCL finals,omo I happy die,I off cloth
4.Dat unforgettable moment wen City broke by heart by winning d EPL
5. Arjen Robben's volley against Utd in d UCL...I wanna cry dat day
6. Liverpool vs AC UCL final,I throwey meat wey I dey chop when dem score 3rd goal
7.Messi's header against United in d UCL final,dat boi na bastard
8. Messi's goal against Nigeria,u17 abi na 21 finals,I wanna cry
9.Everton's comebck against Utd from 4-2 to 4-4,
10. Adebayor scoring against arsenal vs city and running round d field
11. Kanu's 1996 Goal,Atlanta 96',I wanna happy die
12. Aghaowa's goal against Senegal,fuel money noo waste that day
13. Okocha's wonder free kick against Cameroun
14.Torres' goal vs Barca' I jus dey blush dat day
15. Messi missing dat penalty against Chelsea,I just knew he would
16. Giggs goal vs Arsenal,abi which team sef,dribbled errone from d midfield
17 Ronaldinho's el classico goal,dribbled from d midfield,mad legovers


Omo e too plenrie...

Hw much is dis?got d edition b4 dis 1

U.S Used iPhone 4S 16Gb up for sale at 75k...with iTunes password and username to access and download apps from AppStore....

Eagles man: killz,the link is not working please be more specific,thanks.

Pls #CLICKHERE

samfibby: @texazzpete From your quotes and replies Its obvious you are stuck to apple, so much so that you would post a revenue chart probably drawn up by apple inc. Yes, a lot of dudes who carry around a iphone or apple product know next to nothing about these phones, they are so eager to join the club of apple users that they are milked dry by apple. There are definitely more android users using free and available stuffs online and equally having a great time with their phone, try get one and see, feel the experience. As regards the name, am i bad, sorry 4 de mixup, the two have a thing in common. MONOPLOY KINGS

Did u just say that about texazzpete??dd u join nairaland yesterday!!!!

acidtalk: Prior to dating that girl, I was one of those guys you will term too nice. After that, I know love must wear TELESCOPE

What. I gave her in four years her other boy friends put together can never give her in 10years.

Na real maga don pay. Now I over sharp.

Mean, blunt and straight forward. But still take extremely good care of my girl friends.

The mad girl dey still call me to take her out to the malls and eateries and give her my old phones. Such a useless GolD digger

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Same here,na dem dey teach person oo!!

ogbeche77: U wey no Sabi locate Ur anus with Ur 2 hands claim say u impregnate some1....

Na y ur papa be orangutan naw! Omo ale!

[quote author=chindi]Babe, add ma legz 2 urz and run faster o o o[/quote

Lwkmd

acidtalk: Na so I go fall maga dey date one ibo naïve, virg*in of 19years some 8 years ago.

Omo I felt I should treat this girl well because I was her first boy friend.

I spent like mad and crazily for this girl (the first girl I ever bought a wrist watch of over N25,000 8years ago).
Weeks turned to months and the years.

Before I realize 4 years don pass and I never still "straff punny". Omo na him veeeeeeex!!! Call am quit. The babe cried for 2 solid months pleading. I insisted I wasn't interested.


Long story short, when I sat to try make account of wetin the girl chop from me, it was well over N500,000 (no exergeration) in 4 years. I almost fainted. I got ABSOLUTELY NOTHING as gift in return from the babe (she was always claiming poor student). Omo na only kiss and smooching I get from this babe all through the 4years oh!

From hers, I vowed never to be the too nice guy. Now SE*X is extremely necessary in my relationship.

No SEX NO GIFT.

Maga don pay! Shout halleluyah ohhhhhhh!! Mugu don pay!!!!

chindi: U're so on-point dearie.

What's so onpoint dia? So u won't @least kiss and hug and maybe give head wifout sex at one time or d odawhat r u??!! A nun?!!!!!!!!!

ogbeche77: Are u sure u re still potent? I seriously doubt dat

I actually impregnated someone during one of dose 'outside relationship paroles' Bring ya sister make we test ma kini naw,she go run jump fence

2kurupt: Let's give the girl a break!


OP, if the girl is determined to make herself good & sincere about it, then your friend should follow his heart coz being good or bad is by choice.

we have seen kids from purportedly good families turn wife beaters & prostitutes

People change tho'

pendo89: Yes.One person's success can help encourage a million others.That is what learning and life expe are all about.
The world dint require 7 billion Jesus' to die for their sins.One was enough
That is the power of positive influence and I choose to emulate successes not failures.

By the way its not an argument at all.Its a matter of what you believe in.That is your life.
If you allow your background to determine your destiny,that is your life.Stay in your misery and mourn,in the meantime others are changing lives,getting married and becoming rich.

choices.

End of story!!

tochimas: And pray tell who will mary them if nobody is allowed to marry them.should they remain unmarried?

​¯\..(•͡.̮ •͡ )../¯ pls help m axe dem o!!!! Naija ppl n plenty story sha,ssmh!

IamChiboi: when a girl chooses to be silent rather than speak abt tins am nt doin ryt in the relationship, and den uses such deeds later against me. KMFT

Chei! Dat thing dey pain me ooo!!!!

Arcadia: All d guys i ever dated want 2hav sex! Cos i dont dig premarital sex, they all end up jilting me. I'm yet 2date one dts on d same wavelength wit me. Jst too lonely.

Sorry oo!!! Maybe u haven't met sm1 like me b4...lol....I've dated only virgins my entire life,never disturbed anyone of em for sex...altho' there were sexual escapades outside d rshp sha...Currently dating a 400L virgin nw .....feels so good!

Smh and Nigeria never even get 24hrs light since 1960 and others are breaking grounds....we sha have sense one day

obongtunji: I was in that holdup too, i was coming from auchi, GOD saved us we took a road inside a village called koton-karfe, after travelling more than two hours we came back to the highway, thank GOD it was clear

Lwkmd

My 150# that was dedcuted has now been credit back...MTN initially sent me this text message

Y'ello, we are working to resolve the issue of missing credit on your line and will refund you shortly. Apologies for the inconvenience. Thank you.


I thought it was a 'bobo' that they wouldn't return it..then I got this early this a.m and found out it had been returned..


Y'ello, the issue of missing credit on your line has been resolved and you have been refunded. We deeply regret any inconvenience caused. Thank you



MTN I hail ooo....

freshmoney: 30million naira is a lot of money, and it's still not a lot.

If given an opportunity, I would build 5 blocks of standard flat on a 1400sqm around a known University. Each flat will contain 5 self-contained rooms all en-suite. 2 students/room. 50,000naira/student. In a worst case scenario, 3 blocks will be occupied in a year. 300,000naira for expenses( care-taker fee, lawyer yearly fee, electricity, and maintenance), leaving 1.2million naira as profit( note-=: Worst case scenario). That 1.2million will be used to get a cheap land for another, at least, 3 blocks of flat around the school vicinity. And I might then apply for a loan of 12 million naira on the said 5 blocks of standard flat, and use it to build the another 3 blocks of flat. I will stretch the loan for 15 years and pay the bank 1million naira yearly, 85,000naira monthly.

I will not buy a car, no bb porsche, I will not spend a dime

We think alike bro'....U r blessed!

stepo707: Pay it as tithe and sow a seed to Bishop Oyedepo

U r deluded sir!