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CelebritiesRe: Maheeda Opens Her Classic Restaurant (photo) by hyperflex(m): 7:03pm On Nov 01, 2015
buchilino:
WEN WAS D LAST TIME U MADE SOMEONE GIVE HIS/HER LIFE 2 CHRIST
I live a humble life. I don't go about judging pple. I won't shove my religion down people's throat. I preach everyday with words on my Instagram or BBM. Who it affects I don't know who it doesn't its their choice. Just because I side Maheeda don't mean I encourage pple to do bad. Even Jesus asked the pharisee that whoever has not sinned ahld throw the first stone. We throw stones of words today and make unbelievers backslide even more. Maheeda is not just who she is today by choice it is series of event that got her there and to make someone like that change u don't throw stones of words at them. When Jesus converted his disciples he didn't use force. He tolerated them and seduced them like St.Peter. Do you see the Pope attacking non Christians?? No! I am actually against pple who come here n throw stones of words at others just cuz they r not in the light that we may see their faults. When last did I convert someone to Christ ?? Everyday but I have my own life to live than watch if someone has backslidden.
CelebritiesRe: Maheeda Opens Her Classic Restaurant (photo) by hyperflex(m): 5:24pm On Oct 31, 2015
Pque:
the point is that when Jesus was busy condemning sinners and evil doers, everybody also refer to him as a liar and lay all sort of allegations against him despite all his righteousness, not knowing that he was trying to be d saviour that he is. So, hw do u know I am not perfect or that we are not perfect? Don't u think that u are like those guys accusing Jesus when they don't even know him? I'am perfect in Jesus, I don't know about u.
Not everyone that shouts Jesus wld be able to enter heaven. Even Jesus Christ u so like to mention or rush to affiliate urself with said that. There is constructive type of criticism and there is the hateful one. Like how Caroline Danjuma criticized Cynthia Morgan. I hate pple who judge others as if they r higher up or if the trumpet sounds they wld be the first to fly up. I don't know u but I am sure ur not gonna be sinless. And am not talking of 7 times a day kinda sin. Let our creator do the judging. For us we just have to live right so unbelievers can believe thru our examples not throwing words at them. That's why some pple wld never be Xtians or ever believe in God. Because we who claim to believe in him don't represent him well. Nuff said bro. I say no more
CelebritiesRe: Maheeda Opens Her Classic Restaurant (photo) by hyperflex(m): 2:06pm On Oct 31, 2015
Pque:
I hope she paid u well for being her solicitor. We got ur message sha, she is not a porn star but just a nude star, so she is doing well. Audience pls a round of applause for Maheeda for being such a good striper (explicit person) for the wanking crew, halleluyah somebody, thank u holyspirit for leading her right. Those of us criticizing are the bad eggs, trying to correct her so she can turn a new live. May God give brain: Amen! Italian prostitutes are also taking care of their future.
Whatever mehhn. I guess ur life is perfect. U got no bad deeds. Hypocrite
CelebritiesRe: Maheeda Opens Her Classic Restaurant (photo) by hyperflex(m): 1:20pm On Oct 31, 2015
Maheeda is not a IndecentStar. Pornstars are people who record and sell sexual scenes for money. If u call Africandy a IndecentStar ur even close and that one is not even one set. Maheeda is just an explicit person who does what she wanna do regardless of what a society filled with hypocrisy says. You're calling someone a bad person while u self-service in the silence of ur room. Anyway IndecentStar or not she's investing n taking care of her future. All that nudity is probably paying off somehow. You DAT don't do nudity yet far from God r here criticizing. Carry-on
CelebritiesRe: Omoni Oboli Mourns The Death Of Sam Sarpong With Heartbreaking Message by hyperflex(m): 11:27pm On Oct 28, 2015
Sometimes when expectations don't meet reality pple just wanna give up. He was 40yrs wow. The guy presented an award at the BET Awards like 2yrs ago. This life sef.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Its Either You Are On First Class Or 2:1.... by hyperflex(m): 12:46pm On Oct 24, 2015
Tbliss12:
Nice point bro like seriously this country is just full of funny firms who don't appreciate skills nd experience but just Certificate and Age
They don't want older guys so u don't use their money to do wedding after they employ you. Lool. Its not funny sha. My brethren entrepreneurship is the way forward
CelebritiesRe: Olajide & Deji Olatunji Top The Uk's Most Influential Creators On Youtube by hyperflex(m): 10:29pm On Oct 23, 2015
You can only have this kind of leverage in Yankee or UK where WiFi and internet connection full ground. No be here wey be say to subscribe sef na to dey beg God. Once u see that Glo text say ur data remain 200mb you nearly wan get heart attack an im u go dey YouTube. How na??
CrimeRe: True Confession: I have slept with over 10 dogs by hyperflex(m): 6:04pm On Oct 23, 2015
knowledge4:
What do you mean by love machine, romance machine, Love Machine and vibrator?
All these amount to sexual perversion in the league of bestiality-human and animal sex
The approved and authorized sexual order for humans is penile-vaginal sexual intercourse where the human penis penetrates the female human vagina. Any other contrary types of sexual activity such as masturbation, MouthAction, anal sex, vibrator sex, bestial sex and all the other abominable sexual practices are sexual perversion and an abuse of the body of man contrary to 1 Corinthians 3:16-17,Romans 1:24-32 and Romans 12:1.
For someone who has gone into that depth of human perversion u just gotta let them redeem themselves as slowly as they want. But let them just leave that life.
CrimeRe: True Confession: I have slept with over 10 dogs by hyperflex(m): 2:51pm On Oct 23, 2015
First and foremost you have an unhealthy sexual appetite. Unnatural too. You shld start finding men or women attractive. Whichever suits you best. You are a human being and u shld be attractive and attracted to ur race. Pls stop it. One day someone wld discover u and I bet it the embarrassment won't be palatable at all. We all have nasty thoughts but it don't mean we shld enact them all. Sell all ur dogs and never keep any. Pls. I can tell ur gonna be pretty. Get a Love Machine or vibrator when u Hot just put that thing in. Stop doing it with dogs. With love to u
CareerRe: KPMG: My Temp Experience by hyperflex(m): 6:15pm On Oct 22, 2015
In the world where mediocres are millionaires. KPMG is doing a lot for the learned but our educational system is somewhat our demise if we let it. I don't apply sotay I don't begin deyblose hope and not only to kpmg alone. Sometimes this employers forget not all first class can be defended. I for one read for my 2.2 but alas no job. But life has proven I can be anything I wanna be so I am on a sojourn of self improvement and realization. KPMG can keep their job but when I start hiring graduates we'd be on the same level. To everyone who graduated less than a first class I want u to never give up hope. You didn't study Engineering, Law, Medicine...companies won't hire you cuz of that just make sure u know what u want out of life. Never lay on ur bed defeated. People have been in ur situation and never gave up. All these companies want us to have stellar certificates and experience but we got little money for that. They would never understand. God bless
CelebritiesRe: 5 Throwback Photos Of Don Jazzy That Show That Hard Work Really Pays by hyperflex(m): 3:32pm On Oct 21, 2015
Hard work different from hard work. U can work hard in the wrong direction. But you know what is more important than hard work? Discovering ur talent. When u do this hardwork will pay off. Don't just advise pple to work. In most cases pple don't know their talent so they do anything n sometimes it pays off.
EducationRe: Three Igbinedion University Students Die In Car Cras (Warning: Graphic Photos) by hyperflex(m): 8:19am On Oct 16, 2015
ojmaroni247:
Dis reminds me of the Late majidat dat died in same schl in 2004 same kind of accident dey hit a tree de Only survivor is crippled.
Spiritual trees in them school tho. Just kidding. So sad I hate to see young people go out like this. But who can't die. Its a wake up call for everyone in this world of natural selection so the human race won't overpopulate that anyone can die. Everyday we go out or wake up something can make us return to the earth n for everyday we don't we need to be grateful to God. Such beautiful girls. If they werr truely celebrating the car I know the father wld regret his actions by now but is it his fault? No. Just like my Secondary school Maths teacher wld warn us back then when making noise, "In the midst of happiness there is danger". So sad
Christianity EtcRe: The Bamiloye Celebrate 27 Years Of Marriage With A Throw Back Pix Of The Wife by hyperflex(m): 9:24pm On Oct 08, 2015
Lordnath:
Who are they?
No bashing pls cry cos I've checked Google with no results
As u read they r married and thy have been into Gospel films from day 1. Those who know them have actually watched their movies. They had a popular one then (AROUND 1994/5) called AGBARA NLA = ULTIMATE POWER. There you have it
SportsRe: Footballer Chichi Igbo Shares A Very Hateful Message A Nigerian Sent Her by hyperflex(m): 12:31pm On Oct 06, 2015
The hater there that is bringing God into a hate statement is wrong. That's exactly what ISIS are doing using Allah to justify hate. If u hate someone for something be bold enough to tender good judgment on why and avoid God in your vituperation and criticisms. Just cuz someone has a weird way that's different from your weird way don't mean ur better. Just cuz u code ur absurdities don't mean ur better than those who show theirs. Some of you masturbate silly behind closed doors and come out to insult hoes. Don't be a hypocrite pls
Christianity EtcYou Are Possessed by hyperflex(op): 4:00pm On Oct 04, 2015
You and Your Demons

Not trying to Preach! A lot of people are possessed by demons only few are visible. I came to realize this in my readings and experiences. The Devil has had a headstart in this world than all of us especially those born in the last two centuries. He looks at you and sees what your weaknesses are then puts the right demon with you. Yes we have angels that watch us too but you and I know you have a predilection for bad things. You make the devil win. If I told you that you are plagued by a “Succubus” or “Incubus” you wld deny it. It is in that denial that these demons thrive. You can only combat a problem you admit you have but if you don’t think you have a problem then you don’t need to combat anything. This is what makes the Devil happy. Your confusion, your denial. So these demons infest your souls and makes that vanity your addiction till you go to the grave with it. In Africa demons have a different way of plaguing people. They don’t exactly have to live inside you, lift you like them “The Possession” movie noooo. It knows vanity is our major weakness and pushes that limit for us. Yes as humans we do have a choice but if I ask you what do you do on a Friday night when your friends say let’s go to the club. Do you go with them or stay home to read your bible? I am sure you will read bible. Liar! My point is despite how fab you think your life is you need an exorcism rite just as much as the girl coughing out roaches and nails. Peace!
Christianity EtcYou Are Possessed by hyperflex(op): 3:44pm On Oct 04, 2015
You and Your Demons

Not trying to Preach! A lot of people are possessed by demons only few are visible. I came to realize this in my readings and experiences. The Devil has had a headstart in this world than all of us especially those born in the last two centuries. He looks at you and sees what your weaknesses are then puts the right demon with you. Yes we have angels that watch us too but you and I know you have a predilection for bad things. You make the devil win. If I told you that you are plagued by a “Succubus” or “Incubus” you wld deny it. It is in that denial that these demons thrive. You can only combat a problem you admit you have but if you don’t think you have a problem then you don’t need to combat anything. This is what makes the Devil happy. Your confusion, your denial. So these demons infest your souls and makes that vanity your addiction till you go to the grave with it. In Africa demons have a different way of plaguing people. They don’t exactly have to live inside you, lift you like them “The Possession” movie noooo. It knows vanity is our major weakness and pushes that limit for us. Yes as humans we do have a choice but if I ask you what do you do on a Friday night when your friends say let’s go to the club. Do you go with them or stay home to read your bible? I am sure you will read bible. Liar! My point is despite how fab you think your life is you need an exorcism rite just as much as the girl coughing out roaches and nails. Peace!
Christianity EtcRe: Pope US Visit Proves Nigerian Pastors Wrong!!! by hyperflex(m): 2:50pm On Oct 04, 2015
Comparison is an odious thing. The POPE IS a product of an institution that's at least 2000yrs old. That's 2000 yrs to make mistake, correct them, inspire other churches that most of u goto today. Yes the pope can get a jet if he so desires but he is first and foremost a man with choices and beliefs. It is on that belief level that separates these men of God we are talking about. You can't blame the Pope if he drives he does ostentatious things after all he's a public figure and can be exposed to assasinations like Mehmet wanted to do Pope John Paul II and the latter forgave him eventually. These Nigerian pastors have their beliefs on wealth and Christianity and this is why we argue. It wld really be hard to make any sense in this time n age if ur not ostentatious. If u preach to pple the pple u preach to have to have a background thought that u r on a higher level of grace than them. Spiritually, Mentally and Financially. If not you won't be taken serzly. So these pastors give u what you want. They see ur for vanities and appeal to your vanity. Don't blame the pope , don't blame the Nigerian pastors but yourselves because you r given what they think you want.
FamilyRe: Should I Eject My Lesbian Cousin From My House? by hyperflex(m): 2:02pm On Oct 02, 2015
DjAndroid:
I recently relocated to Lagos on transfer and got a two bedroom apartment around Merryland.

There is this my cousin who joined me two months ago to study at the Open University. I decided to give her one room in my apartment since I am not married yet.

To cut the story short, I just discovered that she is a lesbian. A very serious lesbian who toasts other girls including married women. But this girl is not up to 25years.
She brings girls/women to my house for sexual escapades.

At first I thought they are just ordinary friends, it was later that I discovered what they do.

I thought of talking to her about it but when I found out she is the "man" not the "womam", (she is the man that chases after the girls), then I knew that my advice to her will never work.

I talked to one of my friends, he said that my personal prayers will never cross my ceiling since I am in a house where abomination is being committed.

If I send her away, where will she go? If I talk to her about it, it will be pouring water on a stone, she will never stop.

Please people, a good advice is urgently needed as I don't want this atrocity to continue in my house.

NB. For your judgement, me and this girl are blood-related.
Since u say u guys r related thread carefully. Her sexuality shld not be an issue but the issue is how she doesn't regard u when doing it. She must be reminded she doesn't pay the rent and u r not comfy with that kinda sexuality. Confront her. From the way u sound u don't wanna hurt her so don't. Talk to her in private. Remind her to keep her moans down or meet her partners in another place rather than ur house. But also understand u kinda need try n tolerate her. She will wake up soon.
PoliticsRe: Independence Anniversary Expenditure For The Past 5 Years. - Nasir El-rufai by hyperflex(m): 1:30pm On Oct 01, 2015
TonyeBarcanista:
Truth be told, nothing justifies such spending... That is past now anyway! What Nigerians need is better living and improved revenue generation. grin
Lotta Nigerian youths have expensive cars and iPhone 6 etc cuz of that expenditure hahahaha.
CelebritiesRe: Queen Jennifer-Obi Dazzles At Her First Public Appearance In Abuja by hyperflex(m): 1:11pm On Oct 01, 2015
Its Empress Njamah's derriere me I wan see...oya 3D
PoliticsRe: El Rufai 'insults' Osinbajo - Déjà Vu (Vanguard) by hyperflex(m): 1:09pm On Oct 01, 2015
Ironically they are both the same height lol. Truth is Vices and Deputies r so dispensable especially when the constitution doesn't help them much. So if they pair them with a Big Boss who doesn't like them they will suffer. I hope Osinbajo has the political clout and skills to overcome this so they don't turn him to figurehead VP. Biden is quite useful in Obama's government. Dick Cheney was a handful in Bush's government. Sheybi that's the constitution we copy, US's.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Wishes Nigerians Happy Independence Day by hyperflex(m): 12:55pm On Oct 01, 2015
nnafather:
Rubbish club...looking for attention by all means.
Hater
PoliticsRe: “you Hid When Abacha Was Terrorizing Nigerians” – OPC Blasts Amosun. by hyperflex(m): 12:50pm On Oct 01, 2015
Amosun is narcissistic man that enjoys bullying those under him. Bullying his cabinet members to a state of submission. Anyone that won't be docile is a rebel he will cut off diametrically. He did n said so much against Gbenga Daniel those years as if he's a saint. Ogun people did not know he would come and start grandiose projects he can't finish at outrageous prices so he can steal money for his houses n biz. Systematic robbery. After all he does it with pen n paper lol. And his cyberdos stay paid to tell people he is working. Come and see Abeokuta like Ogun State is only Abeokuta. Bridges uncompleted across the state, model schools unompleted, a sad situation because the money for the model schools cld have been used to upgrade the old ones...Hitler ruled Germany for years n under him millions of people lost their lives. Just saying
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Ignores D’banj On Stage by hyperflex(m): 6:31pm On Sep 29, 2015
Bonapart:
you're so unforgiving
Having self respect is not unforgiving. You guys don't know the half of what separated them n u come out n judge Jazzy just cuz u love Dbanj.
PhonesRe: Blackberry CEO John Chen Does Not Know How To Use The New Blackberry Priv by hyperflex(m): 6:17pm On Sep 29, 2015
Tallesty1:
Ait, Thanks.
Better not be confused. Its does not know o!! Its one person so "Does not" is what goes. The guy correcting u sef
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Ignores D’banj On Stage by hyperflex(m): 10:31pm On Sep 26, 2015
Bonapart:
Don jazzy is a punk for all I care
Pride goes before a fall
The table is still turning
You guys like to jump and judge when n wherever it suits you. When a man makes a decision he shld stick to it so when the consequences come knocking he won't second guess himself. I doubt Don Jazzy is trying to keep beefing. He can't just start smiling cuz Dbanj extended him a hand.
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Defends Kaffy Over Sexy Photos by hyperflex(m): 5:41pm On Sep 25, 2015
This picture makes me wanna bang a chic. Looks for Amaka's number
PoliticsRe: Ojukwu Bunker Facts With Picture.. by hyperflex(m): 8:26am On Sep 25, 2015
You guys in these generation are ungrateful bitches n niggaz when you tribalise matters. First ur enslaved fathers suffered a lot of shit and got called monkey by white folks and y'all took it personal only to call ourselves monkeys. If u know what tribalism has caused all over the world like how Saddam tested biological weapon on the Kurds in his own country, the Hutu taking out the Tutsis in Rwanda. If u look historically u will see all this tribalism shit is not good for ur health. When even Ife and Modakeke fought they it was still tribalism @ play. In OSU June 15, 2005 Lotta students got killed. Some werr asked to speak Ijebh n once u cldnt they hit u with some voodoo shit.
and u guys r here tribalising things. They say who rob u will mention say na Igbo or Yoruba blindly discrediting the other tribe. Which tribe no get bad pple? Which sex no bad person? Better go find out about Aileen Wournous the female serial killer. My point is this before u say something retarded STOP BEING TRIBALISTIC AND A SEXIST. THOSE WHO FORGET THE PAST ARE BOUND TO REPEAT IT AND THATS MY FEAR FOR NAIJA. Especially these clueless generation we in.
RomanceRe: Why Guys Should Stop Complaining About Ladies Going After Readymade Men by hyperflex(m): 7:43am On Sep 24, 2015
Guys shld just stop complaining. If you came to the world as a chic u wld do same. But even these babes shld as much as they enjoyed the money n comfort of ready made men shld also not cry out if things go bad like rituals , use and dump shiiii. Just enjoy that too.
CelebritiesRe: Funke Adesiyan To Omotola: You Wore What Your Daughter Should Have Worn (photos) by hyperflex(m): 3:44pm On Sep 22, 2015
She went wrong when she brought Omotola into the yarns...nothing concern omotola nah
PoliticsRe: Dogara Urges Nigerians To Forgive Boko Haram Members by hyperflex(m): 5:51pm On Sep 18, 2015
lisashandy:
really, so after killing innocent people, they should just be forgiven okwia...mtcheeeew

or better still confess if you are their sponsor.
Assin ehn the man is an idiot. Sounds like their sponsor sef. ISIS is displacing pple worldwide and ur here talking bout forgiveness. Maybe they need to blow up his neighborhood or something stupid ass muthafuckah. What do u tell the affected folks of Nyanya park or Borno or the Church pple that got blown. These r no Niger/Delta militants u crazy forgetful ass politician! U wanna forgive Book Haram? Get up from that speaker seat u retarded politician
RomanceRe: I Thought He Is A Friend, Now He Wants Sex For A Favour He Did by hyperflex(m): 5:44pm On Sep 18, 2015
Nobody does free favors honey. That's all

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