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CelebritiesRe: Olive Utalor: I Can’t Accept Marriage Proposal That Doesn’t Come With A Car by hyperflex(m): 10:04am On Jun 23, 2019
I think she was a horse in her other life. They rode her so hard then so she’s desperate to ride something now
CrimeRe: Court Remands Student For Impregnating 16-year-old Girl by hyperflex(m): 10:00am On Jun 22, 2019
The thing wey prick and pussy go cause. I’m also sure the girls family are using leg
RomanceRe: RUGA by hyperflex(m): 9:59am On Jun 22, 2019
Try an Alfa. But I’d like to conversate with u before I indulge the men i know.
RomanceRe: Man Who Won $80m Lottery In The Middle Of Divorce, Ordered To Give Ex Wife Half by hyperflex(m): 9:52am On Jun 22, 2019
Just kill me o
CelebritiesRe: Osas Ighodaro & Gbenro Ajibade Reunite For Their Daughter's 3rd Birthday In US by hyperflex(m): 9:51am On Jun 22, 2019
Once pikin enter matter you guys are tied for life. Well I’m not referring to parents that abandon their kids sha.
PoliticsRe: Ogun: Heavy security at House of Assembly as councillors protest suspension by hyperflex(m): 9:47am On Jun 22, 2019
blazer2018:
Abeg, who Dapo failure go help biko? Amosun was never my boss, but despite his shortcomings I praise him when there is need to...I know what d state capital was like before he came, and I know how he left it...I also know what d state's IGR was b4 he came and how he left it. He didn't do anything in my Senatorial District, but I still applaud him for giving Ogun a facelift; at least I can bring friends home without shame. grin He could easily have stolen without doing anything tangible like most of his colleagues b4 him and in other states.


All politicians are thieves, but some are more crooked than the others...at least we can't compare Tinubu's thieving with Amosun's, oga na master. grin
You applaud a man that built model schools inside bushes that can’t be accessed. When Buhari came to commission one he arranged pupils in the class and after Buhari left the school became abandoned. You applaud a man that went on to do bridges and roads in the capital at exorbitant and exaggerated prices. You applaud a divisive governor that focused on his own egba people and abandoned all others. If the project wasn’t going to make him billions he won’t touch. You applaud a man that made Dangote shift his refinery to Lagos when it could av been in ogun just because he wanted bribe. You applaud a man that abandoned other parts of Ogun and focused on Abeokuta. Even the focus was for the purpose of making billions. You applaud a man that went on last minute project and appointments spree when he realized he and his stooge had lost out. You applaud a man who was ready to kill and maim for power. A man ready to use diabolical means to achieve his aim. A man who planned a charade to insult the president when his APM boys hurled pure water at him?! A desperate, narcissistic, evil and dangerous power hungry man who wanted to be Tinubu by force and plotted but failed due to his avarice. A man that looked at himself as a god because he was governor.

If that’s your man enjoy him. But we that know him know him. U don’t have to know who I am.
CrimeRe: Zino Ziggy: Father Of Rapper Who Fell To Death From Lagos Apartment Seeks Justic by hyperflex(m): 9:33am On Jun 22, 2019
This might seem insensitive but I gotta ask. Was he high?!
RomanceRe: All Eyes On A Lady As She Twerks On A Man In Public, People Video Her (Photos) by hyperflex(m): 9:31am On Jun 22, 2019
Once she’s done let’s just goto a corner so I can offload inside her
CelebritiesRe: Jackie Appia: I Lost My Teeth To A Goat, I Speak 5 Languages, Igbo, Yoruba by hyperflex(m): 9:25am On Jun 22, 2019
I want to be inside her. Give her orgasms
PoliticsRe: Ogun: Heavy security at House of Assembly as councillors protest suspension by hyperflex(m): 2:02pm On Jun 08, 2019
blazer2018:
So what did Tinubu, Aregbesola and Ajimobi play with the creation of LCDAs? Anything Amosun must be criticised sha grin

Let's see where Dapo will lead u all to...una go learn by fire by force.
You are loyal to ur thieving boss. Man who used unnecessary projects to siphon money so he cld use the money to become a godfather. We are glad that despite his rigging plans he failed. If you’re waiting for Dapo to fail you will sleep there.
CelebritiesRe: AY Blasts Slay Queens Praying & Twerking In Underwear: "Hellfire Is For You" by hyperflex(m): 1:59pm On Jun 08, 2019
We all have lost respect for God. Yahoo boys praying to God for rich clients, Olosho pray the most in churches. There’s a delusional idea that God is attached to all financial successes. Meanwhile Satan gives wealth too. He’s the prince of the world.
PoliticsRe: Ogun: Heavy security at House of Assembly as councillors protest suspension by hyperflex(m): 8:42pm On Jun 06, 2019
We know Amosun played politics with all the LCDA creation that he did. So they should go and rest.
Foreign AffairsRe: African Union Suspends Sudan, Demands Civilian Government by hyperflex(m): 3:31pm On Jun 06, 2019
They are just killing Civilians up and down. The military needs to step aside. With this suspension they would reset. Let’s thank God for Nigeria sha
SportsRe: Copa America: Brazil Star Neymar Carried Off In Tears After Injury Again!(Photos by hyperflex(m): 3:28pm On Jun 06, 2019
Honestly if Neymar can show off less, party less and focus on his career like CR7 does he might one day get the Balon Dor. Nigga just assumes that since he got skills he doesn’t need more work to be fit.
CelebritiesRe: Tyler Perry Reacts To Racquel Bailey's Billboard Advert To Get His Attention by hyperflex(m): 3:22pm On Jun 06, 2019
She definitely got his attention and as time goes on he will give her that shot
CelebritiesRe: Did Chika Ike Surgically Enhance Her Body, Curves? (Photos) by hyperflex(m): 3:19pm On Jun 06, 2019
Obviously � anyways now her price has gone up. Fuckable af
CrimeRe: Lady Found Dead Behind Cool Breeze Bar, Anambra. Do You Know Her? (Graphic) by hyperflex(m): 3:18pm On Jun 06, 2019
Obviously killed. The way her slippers was dropped by the roadside says a lot
PoliticsRe: Kwankwaso: I Regret Supporting Buhari Against Jonathan by hyperflex(m): 5:46pm On Aug 28, 2018
Leave sentiments aside Buhari has failed. Corruption, economy, Transportation, welfare, security, international relations, youth empowerment...

If as a youth you still want to vote Buhari don't forget hausa r still planning to rule for the next 16yrs. When will it be the turn of you and I. Instead of wanting a lethargic government to go a second term. Second term no be by force o.
PoliticsOgun State: A Trusted Leader Under APC. by hyperflex(op): 7:57am On Aug 25, 2018
As we all know it is the season of Politics in Nigeria right now and Ogun State folks have been a known option has risen for the people of Ogun to embrace under their beloved All Progressive Congress and his name is Hon. PRINCE OLUSEGUN ADESEGUN.

He is a seasoned politician well known personality among the political class of Ogun. He immersed himself in the baptism of politics in his University years at University of Ife now known as Obafemi Awolowo University and also in University of Ibadan. Something most youths who school in our universities know about. He has been involved in politics since then and has held positions in the State as both commissioner and Deputy Governor respectively.

A man well founded among the grassroot politicians and known among the political elites. A man who just wants to serve and push the potentials of Ogun State for Ogun State citizens and Nigeria. He knows Ogun State like the palm of his hands and knows what each areas and constituencies deserve.

This is more of an introduction as his campaign trail started yesterday at Abeokuta where he went to declare his intentions to run for the position of the Governor of the State. I have no doubt that this man is a worthy candidate and deserves a chance to bring his ideas to the table for us all to benefit. Let me not bore you with letters after letters but you can catch the details in our Facebook page with the link below

[url]https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=275481419943104&id=274261576731755
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A yoruba adage says if we close our eyes for bad people to pass we won't know when angels will pass also. Let's bring this plan to a glorious fruition by 2019.

RomanceRe: Man Leaks Chat After Lady He Asked Out 8 Years Ago Accepts To Date Him Yesterday by hyperflex(m): 1:02pm On May 30, 2018
100 guys could have dated and dumped her withing that time frame. so she thinks the guy would be jolly to date her after all those times. Jesus could have come. plus the guy sef don step up see correct babes. nigerian girls and their self entitled selves. the world may revolve around you right now but it wont last forever. beauty doth fades. men fit use viagra till like 90. for women by 60 tops youre done.no time. do shakara small and know when to stop. hope that the guy u think u dropping other guys for really wants you.
EducationRe: Monica Osetobe Osagie Is The Student In Sex For Marks Scandal – OAU by hyperflex(m): 2:39pm On Apr 20, 2018
She should go and read her book well o. Other lecturers go don get a.m. for mind. At least the bad ones
RomanceRe: She Treats Me Like An Option, Maybe I Am. by hyperflex(op): 3:00pm On Jan 13, 2018
Loool
raphafire:
And I dey here dey trip for u.....ohh Lawd. .. cry
RomanceRe: She Treats Me Like An Option, Maybe I Am. by hyperflex(op): 9:16am On Jan 12, 2018
First off, she declines any help from for whatever reason. This was last year. She was broke I offered to send her something she declined. One offer she accepted was that I get her a second phone to run her biz. The phone is still wimme. Ignores my mssgs.
To man I have to see she has at least 50% interest at least. It's not even up to 50. Anyways thanks. A man knows what he must do.
nefertitiram:
Have you told her how much you love her?

Invite her out for a date. You have to woo a woman. Sleeping with her on the first date made her feel belittled. She's actually not happy about the sex that ensured and she feels you want more sex from her. You need to show her what you feel is different. Which is where Nigerians men are seriously lacking. Time to unleash romance full scale.
Send her flowers
Pick her up from work
Take her out for a date
Buy her chocolates
Stop toasting her, start treating her like your woman
Stop acting like an option and man up. Valentines day is coming. Challenge yourself and make sure you engage her before then, if you love her so much
RomanceRe: She Treats Me Like An Option, Maybe I Am. by hyperflex(op): 9:03am On Jan 12, 2018
Lol you're too kind.
superstar21:
come qmake we date nah not shying away
RomanceRe: She Treats Me Like An Option, Maybe I Am. by hyperflex(op): 9:01am On Jan 12, 2018
My dear I do this. In fact she told me that's all I talk about most of the time that she doesn't wanna hear it.
Even when she came she didn't wanna have any serious convo. She knows these things but I'm so sure someone is distracting her. I offered to give her money one time she was broke she declined. I bought her a small phone to assist in her biz, the phone is still wimme as I speak since November. I understand what everyone is saying. But I am in competition with some guys in her mind. It's frustrating for me but I feel I have to have some respect for myself n watch her from afar.
oma19:
Did you tell her how u feel and what was her response,
Okay let's check from her own angle, u still struggling and how old is she. Her friends r dey to advice her
Bros tell her how u feel and that the relationship is long term that will lead to marriage.
RomanceRe: She Treats Me Like An Option, Maybe I Am. by hyperflex(op): 8:55am On Jan 12, 2018
I respect your opinion but I'd like to categorically tell u it wasn't the sex that intrigued me. But I understand your POV.
desreek9:
I always advice people to ask about the previous relationship, what led to the breakup so as to know what to work on going forward, she clearly told you her ex was generous, that was a hint but you ignored and she saw that u stay with your cousin, that was a turn-off

She obviously excites you even after having sex which is rare for most to guys to admit but you dont excite and intrigue her even after sex which is rare for ladies cos after sex we become somehow attached.

So my advice, give her space, you've showed your intentions, if she doesnt budge, forget her.
RomanceRe: She Treats Me Like An Option, Maybe I Am. by hyperflex(op): 7:08pm On Jan 11, 2018
Looooool honestly all the answersu guys r giving r expected. Just wanted to bring myself to the court of public opinion for once lol.love us beautiful if it's reciprocated but this isn't so I know it's not worth it. It's fun to see u guys drag me tho
Blackhawk03:
Ittiz love, babez. embarassed embarassed

I love seeing guys fall in love, their mumu no dey get part2... grin cheesy grin
RomanceRe: She Treats Me Like An Option, Maybe I Am. by hyperflex(op): 7:04pm On Jan 11, 2018
Thank you. Really prec8
waywardpikin:
How can you think you still have a shot at this after what I just read? Bia nwoke, don't annoy me today.

You're not what the girl thought you'd be. Simple.

Chairman I have to be honest with you, your case is critical. The last thing you need right now is a woman. Come on, what are you gonna feed her with? Trip her with? Can you comfortably take her out to the cinema or to the the beach? Do you have an apartment of your own (we can excuse the car for now but you need to get you one of those)? Do you have a steady stream of income? Unless you find a girl that is willing to love you in your present condition, then OYO is your case.

I know as guys we don't like to hear this, but a man is not a man until he has figured out and set up his financial life properly. Especially in Obodo Nigeria.

You need to fix up your life bro. You don't need this emotional higi-haga right now. I know say one day you go make us proud bro.

I believe in you!
RomanceRe: She Treats Me Like An Option, Maybe I Am. by hyperflex(op): 6:58pm On Jan 11, 2018
If I didnt feel this way I have no proof of the love.
Anyways I don't play that back up ish. Too jealous for that. Thanks anyways. At some point it got annoying but u wan dey para for girl wey never even agree to date u?? My WhatsApp mssgs dey grow white hair b4 she answers n when she does its this long Heeyyyyyy like I'm a stranger or like so u still dey? Bleep me. My oloshos can't even get me this way.
pocohantas:
You're seriously making excuses for her.
Back-up boyfriend will fit you gaan.
RomanceRe: She Treats Me Like An Option, Maybe I Am. by hyperflex(op): 6:53pm On Jan 11, 2018
Bro u harsh o! grin i avoid this so hard uno. I've always been careful but this one time I just thought I'd try and see if I could be good enough for someone without being flashy. I guess not. Your harsh opinion is so on point. Money, Power then they will come. #Scarface
RadicallyBlunt:
Both of you need sense rebranding and awakening from slumber. Instead of you to focus on how to stop living with ur cousin and be in a sound financial position where girls of different kind can search you out and it will be your turn to pick, you're there chasing a girl who is not willing to be yours.

She on d other hand is as picky as you are. If d two of you finish seeing all ur nakednness while dating, what will be d next point of action for a picky spouse...it will be to pick another man who appears appealing to her than you.

Somebody told you d reason she loved her ex was because he was very generous..is dat not enough for you to wake up from ur slumber? Some girls are looking for men who are faithfully loyal, a father figure and a lover of God, she dey find generous man and you sef out of ur poverty wan meet up with d standard of generous man

Yeye dey smell!
RomanceRe: She Treats Me Like An Option, Maybe I Am. by hyperflex(op): 6:49pm On Jan 11, 2018
Honestly I did. She did willingly. But I sensed she was reluctant at some point and she's the shy type.
Ollygentle:
Were you the 1 that made advance for sex or her and did she give in to you willingly without you pestering her for it?

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