₦airaland Forum

abu12:
Do you have relatives who are prostitutes at obalende?

1stola:
I thought he met them some times ago... Didn't you ask your girlfriend?

fabrigas18:
I don't know if am the only one seeing this, but exactly at 2:30pm I noticed some changes in the design of Nairaland.. Did u? And I think its cool.. Happy new year in advance Nairalanders #FTN tinz (First to Notice) hehehe

bigt2:
lol @ the pu.ssy unlimited mileage comment. the dude is true!!

micolaj:
These paid rogues are looking for all possible means to tarnish Buhari's image, they've forgotten that "enikan ri oju ogbe lara OMI. Continue using all propagandalistic weapons you have, until you exhaust your armoury. Sai Buhari

herald9:
Lolz... hehehe

Go into politics and your darkest secrets will start blinking...

He better retrieve them o...Cause an illiterate ruling the learned seems awkward to me...

saintpedro:
I AM A CHRISTIAN BUT WONT VOTE GEJ 2015 BECOS:
Goodluck Jonathan is a good man
as a
person,
his simplicity and gentlemanness is
second
to
none.
*He has given us his very BEST over
the last
6
years. I mean, what else are we
asking for?
*He has granted Alameisiya 'STATE
PARDON' and
my guy is now running for Senate.
*He allowed Fayose to disrupt a
court
session
and beat up a judge, while he walks
freely. I
wonder if Nigeria is sane. *He
locked up the
house
of rep from the entrance of the
CONSTITUTIONAL
speaker of that house.
*7 law makers impeached a speaker
in Ekiti
in a
house of about 26 men, and nothing
happened.
*16 was suddenly greater than 19 in
base
10, just
to cancel the one-term agreement
he
signed with
the NIGERIA Governors' Forum and
all
Nigerians
in
2011.
*Subsidy has been removed and the
standards in
our hospitals have reduced with
time.
*$20 billion is missing and minister
of
Petroleum
eats and dines with the prexy.
*Another
BIGGER
&
BOLDER subsidy is scheduled for 1st
of
June,
2015
and you may have to sell your
laptop
charger
before you can buy fuel to charge
that
same
laptop!!!
* Earlier this year, over 22 innocent
Nigerians
were
killed in the job scam organized by
the
Nigerian
Immigration Service(NIS) . The
Minister of
Interior,
Abba Moro, told us the job interrwas
"simply
mismanaged" and he has retained
his office
and
even with extra luggage.
*1 Naira used to be equal $1.2
under #
GMB but
now it's #186.5
to just $1, the worst ever in our
history.
* Madam Gele, Ngozi Okonjo, just
told us
we
need
an extra $5 billion, through debts of
course,
so
that our economy will not collapse
like
Humpty-
Dumpty.
*While Benue State University was
on an
unending
internal strike killing the future of
poor
Nigerians,
Senator DAVID MARK (son of the soil)
built
his
own PRIVATE UNIVERSITY, of course
with
tax
payers' money, and my gentle
president
followed
him to launch the school
shamelessly.
*He has spent all money in the
treasury
and even
had to BORROW an extra $1 billion
but
# BokoHaram keeps getting
more equipped than our military.
*Over 200 girls are missing, over
15,000
killed by
# BokoHaram , over 6 million
displaced
from their
homes and uncountable injured
beyond
repairs
yet
my president went to a a meeting in
#
KENYA
with 7 different PRIVATE JETS..
*clears
throat...
* # PHCN is giving their loyal
customers
GENERATORS
as gifts for paying their # electricity
bills on
time..Grab your
COPY NOW!!! .
That's less than 1% of the reasons
we need
to
dance to a new SHOKI, this AWILO is
no
more
wulo for us. Cheers to an
unstoppable
change

GetUmad:
Tshior....... From the thread title one would have thought its NISSAN or other known brands (by known i mean, world standard, world recognised) you were talking about. IVM, as in IVM. Hmmmmm........

By the way, IVM has always been ready and its Nigerian made. So whats the news about? Show us Nigerian Made Nissan, Peugeot etc and their respective tagged prices.

adebayo201:
@ second picture.... is that Frank!

Answer the following questions and stand a chance of following lalastical to make the front page...

1.The first man to buy Nigeria made car is
2. The first woman to drive Nigeria made car
3. The first youth to buy a Nigeria made car
4. The first lady to die because of Nigeria made car

pacesetter939:
What else do you expect from GEJ?

SirHouloo:
Thought they were all criticising him back then now?

tosin2013:
You are the one in slumberland. The peanuts you are being paid does not allow you to reason objectively.

You expect Yoruba's to abandon their own son as a VP candidate and vote for a foreigner (in the ethnic sense) whose five yrs was a colossal waste to them.

You think they will vote for a man who threw away their goodwill, marginalised them in favour of their key rivals(Igbo's), ensured they lived in perpetual fear and was a constant embarrassment to any right thinking citizen

Or you honestly think Yoruba Muslims, whom the so called imam rightly put at 55%, to vote for a govt that took pleasure in associating their religion with terrorism like the ungodly ago oritsejafor has done!

Bros abeg pass the thing you dey smoke, you really are high!

ochejoseph:
It took GEJ 2 years to complete the Complex Abuja - kaduna High speed rail line with multiple state of the art train stations along the route!

It took 2 years to revive a comatose rail system bringing back the kano Lagos line which for over 18 years have been in non existent 
The Enugu mass transit city rail system and the Enugu- Port harcourt rail line is up and fully delivering the desired dividends to Nigerians 


Now compare with this 


Buhari cancelled the lagos rail system initiated by Jakande a system that would have solved the grid lock issues of Lagos, today lagosians are still paying for that for the sins of semi literate cattle herder 

Fashola 

He seats on the largest IGR in Nigeria netting over 12 Billion excluding VAT and FGN allocation! 

He has been constructing an intercity  metro rail project for  8 good years, despite his visit to some tokunbo trains in Canada, there is still no sign of his trains 


Amaechi 

Here comes to foolish one, this one has a non functional grey matter he has liquidated Rivers state in search of non existent positions, till date he has spent Billions on a1 KM  metro rail project that is not going anywhere leaving port harcourt in shambles 

Yet this folks go around telling people not vote Jonathan! 


May God Help us to vote wisely

orimsamsam:
. Dude were r u 4rm

tosin2013:
My guy, don't be deceived! This is just propaganda. Gej lost the southwest long ago during the subsidy battle.

The Yoruba's are not like other regions, and can make a perfect u-turn without much fuss.

Osinbajo is a senior pastor of d largest Christian denomination plus he is heavily backed by 4 governors of whom 2 are very popular! (Fashola n aregbe )

Tinubu is a master strategist who will match every rigging tactic PDP will employ!

Gej is a complete disgrace when his achievements are placed alongside ordinary governors like fashola, oshiomole, aregbesola and amosun! The Yoruba's are already used to a better type of governance!

Infact, gej will be the main reason jimi Agbaje will lose in lagos, cos the anti- gej fever is sky high!

Forget the propaganda, gej will be so roundly trounced in Yoruba land, that INEC will be ashamed to announce the actual figures!

NgeneUkwenu:
Perfect answer The North Should make sure the "turn out" is 80% as the South East/ South South use to have!

Usbeel:
Irrespective of political or religious difference, 95% of us Northerners, wish for his death, a painful one indeed, if you can deal with us all then try to! How can you not understand our feelings and how GEJ is destroying our future and motherland by allowing insurgency to take place without flushing them for once and for all? Did you believe that the Nigerian army can't do that? Unless they are not permitted, and well equipped.