₦airaland Forum

jubrealguy:
so Mr. crobboy, is this the report of the careful study u did on my wife buh ess sir, I need something more comprehensive. Thank you sir

.. Lolz.... Welcom dear.. Allow him to continue wasting his time

stainlink:
Please na. OK I am ready to go on a debate with sent4rina just to have u. Please don't say NO. I WILL DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES TO WIN YOU OVER. forget amebo, they are there to watch us glow.

Hmmm!! This is the kinda challenge i luv to see/feel/hear/smell/touch/read .... Alryt, she has given birth for Sent4rina, but since you want to have a debate... Gehn gehn! Oya you and Sent4rina should goan and prepare lines to woo Rukkyola back... Heheh.... And anyone she chooses with the baddest punchlines takes her home!!

Fraiser oya come and document this one in our punchline files!!

Rukkyola:
Lol! Na native bomshort I want make una wear come o. Or mini skirt. Make una sew am fine fine o. I get one tailor wey I go introduce una 2. He sabi sew cloth well well.

... Rukky, me? Your children godmother? To wear bomshot? ... Y naa

BlizzydoDo:
not yet

. Okkkkkaayy..... U dey wait make we use Rukky's triplet as sacrifice to the gods, bfor you reconcile with your hubby abi?.......Ehn blizzy?.. Oya plz goan forgive him ..... Wen you finish forgive am, come join me for kitchen make we kill dis villagegoat..

Fraiser:
your husband na dull man, hin no sabi carry hin wife go chill na, na y i won dey help am b dat, shey u get? As per dat MC job I no go lie u, my price don high o, nd you know events plenty on my neck, she must rukkyola must book me down lyk six days ahead normally na 4 months ahead bur rukky na my person... So tell her dat

.. Lolz....na jubreal u dey call dull abi... Ok.o... As for Rukkyola naming... Sins your price don high.. Me i go do am free for her.. No worry ur sef den

katerine7:
oya na, I don dey come u go soon see me for your house

.. Lol.. Alryt..na ankara abi na shedda abi na lace we dey wear?

Abbeyunique2:
HELP iambibi.
*i just knw say ina nah what

.... Kwana!! Lolz... oga Abbey He's asking you Daga ina ka zo? (from where you come from?) wane gari ka fi to? (which city u commot from) now dat uv understood.. Oya goan tell him where you came from shaperly

LogoDWhiz:
Home breaker ke?

U sha like to insinuate tinz

.. Pressy, u kno i demand an apology from your wife abi? she accused me falsely... Shey na bad tin i do to tell her say make she no dey listen to rumors.... Instead she turned and started accusing me of what i did not do.. Buh Isoryt...she is still our first lady, therefore.. I forgive d hell out of her!!

BlizzydoDo:
Lols, ok nw yuu wan start 2 d accuse mi wrongly buh crobboy na my brother & I knw say issues like dat 2 many people no suppose interfere datz y I lookup + I don c ow much jubrealguy loves & trust yuu

Go girlfriend yuu rock

.. Alryt tnks dear.. Ur a darling... Buh tell dah ur olofof brother dat He Needs JESUS!!. Haba! .. Anyways hw we go use do with rukky naming... Shey na ankara, abi shedda, abi na copion lace we go nack? . Lol

BlizzydoDo:
hmmmmmmmmm!

.. What is hmmm? Shey dats all u'll say abi.... Blizzy so u can do me like dis..? U couldn't even help defend me when they were all busy laying all sorts of allegations on my small head.. .. Buh instead Ur own na to dey promise dat scandalmonger, CROBBOY say u no go translate language abi... Isoryt.. U don try.. weldon.. Such is life.. ur still my blizzy, therefore.. i wish you happy reunion in your marriage with Fraiser!!

kbemanuel:
Fraih! fraih!! fraih!!! .rukkys hero...for d records I was wit sent4rina last nyt
Bt a DNA test will do..
As sumone mentioned earlier those kids resemble 3 fathers
Hmmmm....so many scandal in this city

.. I was actually passing by wen i saw @ the bolded... My brother, indeed, the ppl in this city can do scandal for Africa o ..

Fraiser:
lol... wetin u get wife I get husband com do for dis matter now... dis tin na simple logic, ur husband go office, my wife dey house, wetin com bad if we gada chill for elegushi... no dey burst my bubbles na

.. Everything bad.... Am a responsible married woman and i no fit dey chill for any elegushi with any other man if not my husband jubrealguy so know that one now o. Meanwhile, another MC job don dey around d corner o.... Rukky don born and we need to make the party Bam!! So wah yah say?

Rukkyola:
Hmmm. U have forgiven me? Hu is supposed 2 b seeking 4 forgiveness? It's u of course.
Oya tell me, what were u doing with jubrealguy by past 2 this morning that deafened ur ears while I was seeking 4 ur help dis morning?
For crying out loud, Iambibi, u neglected me. If not for Fraih, hu knows maybe I would have given birth to my babies on the street, daz if d worse didn't even happen.
Anyways, I have forgiven u. Sha, go and help me look 4 my sent4rina. I don't know where he is. He is yet to c d babies.

na me suppose forgiv u naaa... and i don forgiv u...@ the bolded.. see question,.. Is he not my husband? Abi u, na for ground you pick ur own belle?.. Anyways shaa.... Your Sent4rina will soon be back... I saw him on his way to the market.... E b like say na baby tinz on his mind o

Rukkyola:
Hmmm. U have forgiven me? Hu is supposed 2 b seeking 4 forgiveness? It's u of course.
Oya tell me, what were u doing with jubrealguy by past 2 this morning that deafened ur ears while I was seeking 4 ur help dis morning?
For crying out loud, Iambibi, u neglected me. If not for Fraih, hu knows maybe I would have given birth to my babies on the street, daz if d worse didn't even happen.
Anyways, I have forgiven u. Sha, go and help me look 4 my sent4rina. I don't know where he is. He is yet to c d babies.

na me suppose forgiv u naaa... and i don forgiv u...@ the bolded.. see question,.. Is he not my husband? Abi u, na for ground you pick ur own belle?.. Anyways shaa.... Your Sent4rina will soon be back... I saw him on his way to the market.... E b like say na baby tinz on his mind o

katerine7:
congratulations Rukkyola o, plenty rice to eat on naming day, make I begin start fasting

..lolz... Kate kate... Na where you go since...... Anyways welcom back... Oya make we rush go market for rukky naming

katerine7:
congratulations Rukkyola o, plenty rice to eat on naming day, make I begin start fasting

..lolz... Kate kate... Na where you go since....anyways welcom back .. Oya make we rush go market for rukky naming

CROBBOY:
If you (Jubrealguy) ever took time to make a careful study of iambibi before engaging her in a serious relationship like marriage, you would have understood that she is a despirate woman, one who can take extreme measures to satisfy her romantic needs and financial needs.

Did you ever give a thought to how she raised money to start her fruit salad business when you and she were going through financial trying times?

What you didn't know was that before iambibi commited into a relationship with you, she was just a phone call away for any guy who could afford a plate of food for her. I believe your naivete in relationship and social matters blind folded you from having clear sight of the reality of her promiscuity. Its quite unfortunate that since she has taken it to the level of Kob Nor Mi, there is nothing anyone will minister to you that will be of any relevance.

@BlizzydoDo, if I will forgive you on this, I won't forgive you if you direct him to the Obong-Owo that cures Kob Nor Mi. Please take note

.. Lord Have Mercy...this one is really putting all his energy..... Another scandal again? All because i refuse to yield to your proposal abii? You dis Evil Old Man! ... And now you have taken it upon your self to destroy my home and also tarnish my image abi. ..this world is indeed wicked!! Well i believe this is my time of trials and temptations dont tell me this is the worse you can do.... Nooo Haba.. You can do better than dis naa.... Buh mean while have it at the back of your evil mind that what ever you do, my marriage with jubrealguy is built on the solid rock of trust, love and faithfulness... So durrrrrhhh... Plz Keep on trying harder.. . So that atleast your wife SC31 will evn know the kind of miserable BAD BELLE CHIEF OF STAFF she got her self involved with all in the name of marriage!! Gudluck dear and God bless!!

Rukkyola:
RUKKYOLA BECOMES A MOTHER
It was exactly 2:15 AM. I had barely slept for 2hrs when I was awoken by a sharp pain in my abdomen. I thought it was the usual cramp I used to have.Or could it be contraction? I wondered. My sent4rina was not @ home.

I decided to take a walk down to Iambibi's (my closest neighbour) house, hoping to get some help to the hospital. The street was gloomy and deserted. I could barely see through the road. On getting to my so-called neighbour's house, I knocked severally on her door but no one answered me. I could only hear moaning coming from her house. What could be happening in there? What could Iambibi and Jubrealguy be doing at this very time of the night, that is deafening their ears to my clamouring? I wondered.

The pain in me was lingering. I began to take a slow walk down the gloomy street, hoping to get some help. I felt more pain than I had imagined. It was like having my inside twisted, pulled and squeezed. As I fought it, the pain became worse. It was then it occurred to me that I was in labour.I could no longer move a step ahead. I sat on the ground and began to cry. I was almost giving birth on the street.

Luckily for me, a car passed by. I managed to wave my hand as a gesture for help. The car was driven by a lady. She came down from the car and moved towards me. My eyes were covered up with tears that I could hardly see who it was. The lady called my name, saying "Rukky, what on earth are u doing in this street by this time of the night? Oh! My gosh! U are in labour!" The voice rang through my head, then I realised it was Fraih, the person I had least expected to meet. She lifted me up and drove me off to the hospital.

I groaned in pain as I waited in the reception while Fraih sook for the attention of the doctor. Few minutes later, I was taken to the labour room. A man with a creepy look walked in. I thought within my self, could this be the doctor? Tears ran down my cheek. But thank goodness he wasn't.

Few seconds later, the doctor walked in along with some nurses. He was a handsome young man with a cheerful look. He used his clean white handkerchief to wipe the tears off my face. I was set in the right position for child delivery. I wished my sent4rina was there with me. I could only picture him at my side, singing cool music to my ears with a camera in his hand.

The doctor encouraged me to push. Looking at his handsome face, I felt the urge to push. As I tried to push, I felt like my abdomen was trying to squeeze out all it's content, not just the babies. With one push, the first baby flew out at tremendous speed. It's a boy, the doctor said. But that wasn't all, there were still two more to go. After several pushes, I was able to deliver the two other babies, that happened to be girls.

I wished my sent4rina was there with me to give me a bath massage. Fraih was my God sent. She cheered with me when she heard the news of my child delivery. I spent the entire night staring at my adoring triplet.


Oya o. RUKKYOLA don born o. Make una go help me find my sent4rina o, if una know sey una wan chop fried rice for naming ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

.. This innocent bae (iambibi) don really suffer for una hand..... .. Na bad thing say she get neighbours..?... Every body wan use false stories and allegations take destroy her marriage... All because of a reason she do not evn kno about.. !!!.. Its so unfortunate! And you wey i call my neighbor, wey help you beg your husband Sent4rina when you went astray... See hw u use take pay me back... With lies and scandals... Ehn rukky y? What did i ever do to u..... Instead you go dey pray make your children resemble iambibi, na to dey stab her for back be your mission.. Well such is life... isoryt... I forgive you... Because i kno I am a gud woman even if u try to pull me into a scandal!! .... Therefore When you start prepartions for the naming.. Call me.. U kno i will always be there for you.... If u need anytin tell me.... Even if na market u want make i help you go... I will always be at your service my wonderful neighbour....... Once again congratulations! Oya Where are my babies... Their godmother wants to see them!! Lol

jubrealguy:
why does @bolded sound like something i should be scared off

dear gudnite, sleep well and Sweet dreamz

LogoDWhiz:
Haba..
I wasn't picking sides. Just being real

.. Another home breaker!!! Continue...!!..

LogoDWhiz:
Haba..
I wasn't picking sides. Just being real

.. Another home breaker!!! Continue...!!..

Brimmie:
Nope! Just a Part-time breaker. Do you want to hire me?

. NO!!. THANKS!!

Brimmie:

.. Are you also a home breaker?

jubrealguy:
nah nah nah....... I trust you, it was just an ugly scene......our bond is so strong, everybody be getting jealous

.. Thanks dear... Ur the best !!!...

Fraiser:
2053 to my own personal blizzydoDo d woman dat has d master key to my heart... Also to greatestman, kuchikau nd armynucrobboy ur sense of reasoning na excellent o... Infact me nd iambibi don dey chill for elegusi all tru d day, e never tey wen we comot dia, she too go soon enter d city, jubrealguy my guy I dey hail o.

.. Fraiser, No put me for scandal abeg... Me and you cannot be chilling anytin.... U geh ur wife, i geh my husband... so wat is your problem..? Huh? Home breaker!!!

CROBBOY:
In your mind you are claiming to be a Love Doctor, yet your wife iambibi is busy making advances Ask Rukkyola to tell you things you are yet to know about your wife and start from there man.

... And wats dis one sayin again.... Home breakers!!

jubrealguy:
as u can see, I just waged a war on some men.......ayam not fine atall, president LogoDWhiz is even supporting them

.. Y naa...... Ma dear plz dont mind them.... Their marriages are already broken dats y they want to destroy ours.. Plz dnt let them do that.... They want to put me into scandal ... Plz jubrealguy dnt listen to them..... Everyone is accusing me falsely but i know its only you that can stand by me.... Dnt let them destroy US.. Plzzzzz

Rukkyola:
**Runs towards him**
Jubrealguy, thanks 4 supporting me jare.
U are the only guy that makes sense n dis city.
Oya take zobo.

.... Ehnnn... Thank u, him no dey drink zobo.. So come carry ur poison.. HOME BREAKER!!!

CROBBOY:
I knew it, nothing can ever make you think otherwise. The Korp Nor mi Iambibi gave to you is strong

lol.. Ehnn, leave ma husband for me

jubrealguy:
so who will write about BORNO, ADAMAWA and YOBE abi dem no dey Nigeria again?.

... Ma deariee .. Hw u..

kbemanuel:
chai...wetin dis pple do u..well I dey like ur drama..#kontinu

BTW...I nid a cute and cultured lady in dis city.....connect me
Bt no carry anoda man wife giv sha oo

Gud morning

Ewo!! Na rukky wan give you wife? Lmao.. Chaii My brother u don miss road b dat

kbemanuel:
chai...wetin dis pple do u..well I dey like ur drama..#kontinu

BTW...I nid a cute and cultured lady in dis city.....connect me
Bt no carry anoda man wife giv sha oo

Gud morning

Ewo!! Na rukky wan give you cultured wife? Lmao.. Chaii My brother u don miss road b dat