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jubrealguy:
wifey, u av bn more than missed.....coman sit down on my laps, let's make them jealous esp CROBBOY

Oyehomie and Qutyjoice........ i see ya

Happy birthday missoyin........ long life with plenty money

... Lol... *sits down*.... My dear av missed you too

Adaure4ever:
I have 4 guys in mind here to pick. Still thinking on who to select. Just give a few minutes. LOL

.. Lol.... Select well oo...no time... . And no fall our hands o... Anyways i trust u shaa *winks*

Lolz... *grabs popcorn* Cant wait to read Ohonba lines.... Lmao...

SMartins1:
Hello Iambibi, longest time... hope say everything dey alright?

.. Deariee Evrything is fine oo.. We tnk God.... Hw ur side na...

Oyehomie:
No be loke dat joor... We re sooo soi...we missd u tu

.. Lol.... Alryt.. No problem ... Once again welcom sir

Oyehomie:
No be loke dat joor... We re sooo soi...we missd u tu

.. Lol.... Alryt.. No problem ... Once again welcom sir

MissOyin:
Am +1 2day Thank God 4 his mercies

.. Happy birthday swithrt.... Wishing you Long life and prosperity.... This dance wey you dey dance no be small tin ooo... Lol... Lemme join you... ..... Shey we go pop champaign abi.... *dancing shoki *

Qutyjoice:
Baby ao are you hun? I don miss yu like, gosh....Happy Easter, happy everything.....Shey ya gud?

my darling am gud ooo... Same to you... Hope ur back to stay..

Oyehomie:
Ahahaha.....Crobboy....do u tnk i am actually speaking with high tone....?
Lol..abeg No let me talk wettn God noo want jawe...
Na tru sha...but ds issss ma wife... O ya with her as exemption....

could dis be my neighbour? ... Oyeh bet why? so u travel comot from compound, you no tell yaa neighbour abiiiii... Make me con dey search all d nearby police stations for u and ya wife. .... I jst hope u brought goodies to appease the gods o. ..

Qutyjoice:
Lol....BOO

... JESUS!!!!!!!! Huuuuuuuu ammmmmm iiiiiiiiii seeeeiiiiinnnnggggggggggg............. *running with full velocity to hug the life out of her*...

iamdynamite:
twinnie me

. Lol..deariee Hw are you

iamdynamite:
just passing by,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

lol... twinnie wait for me..

Cutehector:
me too... sometimes I find myself chattn up till 4am...

.. Whaaaattttttt!! Guy ur own don worse

Cutehector:
Hahahahha, so tell me, wats keepin u awake?

i don't even kno o, lack of sleep i guess

Cutehector:
hehehe... I guess some circus clown

lolz.. Na u talk am o

jubrealguy:
one post per hour......... may God save us, na so e go b till April 20

yeeeehhhh my swithrt, my honey pie, my jellof rice, my boo is here.... Darling av missed you oo... ....*Jumping and singing* CROBBOY is a bachelor Iyay iyay yooo

Cutehector:
can't sleep?

... Hu am i seeing.... Lolz

BlizzydoDo:
no de tackle my friend like dat ahbeg. She z jus looking out 4 mi

my dear help me tell am oooo.... @CROBBOY can you ever change dah your olofofo mind set?

CROBBOY:
Good evening people.
I bring you greetings from Kapable75, yorme and Justified10 from Graceland (B'16 PCMs). There express their great delights in the good work and foundations you guys are putting in place here. As a result, they gave me a treat on behalf of the entire citizens of Golden City accompanied with great hospitality.
How una dey

hu you wan decieve with dah question Where our own treat

BlizzydoDo ... Seriously i don miss u o.. .. Aha! Where is ur husband Fraiser

Fraih:
Iambibi, you see why the fruit juice company needs to be revived again.
Eaglevision needs more of them especially now that his health is being challenged.

.. Yea, ur right, i need to prepare a special fruit salad that'll revive his health ..... Lol... @ hardie14 ayam fine oo... This one wey GC don dry finish..... Na wa o.. ...

hardie14:
hi everyone
some of you might have noticed that our able vigilante im person of eaglevision has been cospicuously absent.
he is very sick.
please remember him in your prayers.
thanks
cc
all.

plz send ma regards and tell him to get well soon o... Hw ur own side, hope ur gud

chibwike:
Expect my mention tommorow

From anywhere

lol... Really? ... Well, till i see it then

chibwike:
Twas nice chatting with you.
Have a nice day Jare. my Dear

lol. and you too!

[quote author=chibwike post=44185436][/quote].lolz...i see u want to cry... .buh I refuse to punish you

chibwike:
Lol....people around me are begging on your behalf.


Ooooh why did this guys appear now.


You were lucky.

.... Lmao... Ifa hear..oya Lemme jst forgiv u shaa.... Jst Carry ur wahala dey go... ... No b me go put ata-rodo for your eyes.. And if u dare quote me ehnn......

chibwike:
Lol..this lady cef...seems you love teasing

Dont make me E-vex for you oh.

.. Gush!!! ... E-vex for me.. Lwkmd.... Chibwike Oya naaaaa...... Lolz......

chibwike:
Lol...that one is worse..my mind dont eat.
I thought i have told you that its not what you think.

..awwwwn Is dah why you want to cry?? ... Alryt av heard u.. ....so why not cheer up ur "tattered" mind

chibwike:
Lol...I meant am on the right track, pertaining to what i posted...its not what you are already thinking..

Dont call my mind plastic again oh.

.lolz... Alryt i wunt call it plastic again.... ..buh Hw abt for your "chop chop" mind

henrylowe:
Very hilarious experience you've got up there Tosyne. Let me also share mine since there's nothing to be ashamed about

I dated this lady for a few months but the only barrier to effective display of our love in Tokyo was the fact that her parents were unnecessarily being strict which prevented us from having the opportunity to see each other but did more of phone conversation. In fact, I dare not visit her and even when she managed to sneak of the house to visit me, she would be very conscious of time for the fear of being scolded if her parents ever found her missing in the house.

One day, on a Friday to be precise, she called me to come and sleep over at her place as her parents were going for a vigil. As a sharp guy now, I smiled to God for answering my prayer. I went to the bathroom, got dressed and also lied to my own parents that I was also going for a vigil, I was granted amnesty by money dad and I headed to her place around 11pm. The whole show started for couple of minutes after which we both slept off (I don't expect anybody to ask me what the show was )

When it was around 4am, there was a knock on the door that was when I knew he was in deep mess. Her parent came earlier than expected. Ordinarily, according to her, she assured me that her parents would not return back until past 5am, but this time I guess things went out of hand.

After few minutes of discombobation on where to hide, I decided to hide beneath the curtain of the toilet located in the axis of the sitting room so that I would quietly sneak out through the main door as soon as they enter into their room. As God will have His way, I successfully hid there, she went to the door, open it and greeted her them. I heard her father playfully told her she no dey use sleep play and all that. She was heading back to her room when calamity happened

Her mother went straight into their room as her father headed towards the toilet to pee before going in with his wife. Seee gbege !!! Before I could say Jack, her father opened the curtain of the toilet and caught me. I thought of running for my dear life but on a second thought the door was already locked with keys so no where to run to

He pointed a torch light on my face and the first question was "what are you doing in my house"? I became a deaf and dumb person at that instance. (Who fit answer dat kind question? ). The man started shouting at the top of his voice and started calling neighbours that he had caught a thief in his house. I began to plead saying "Sir, I came to take your daughter Mathematics lesson and I carelessly slept off". A 50kg slap was registered on my face and he began to beat me mercilessly. When it was dawn, the police came and bundled me to the station since my girlfriend who was in the best position to save him also denied ever knowing me because she knew her head would be ripped off if she made a confession

I was granted a bail later in the day when the she finally confessed that I wasn't a thief


Lalasticlala come and share yours too

.. Lwkmdoo..... O boi!!.. That 50kg slap suppose to even fling dah your lips troway

chibwike:
Ehen....for you to wake from your sweet sleep just to answer mentions (my mention)....shows am on the right track.
why did you skip the first question.

.. Lolz... Right track? For your plastic mind abi .... I skipped it because it doesn't hav an ansa..

chibwike:
the answer is for which of the questions.

The first or the second.

. Lolz... The second...