₦airaland Forum

biotechshola:
Good morning!

Hardie14 ife mi,eni bi okan mi, stop acting in oblivion.


My absence here is not without your knowledge.


BTW, now i knw my real and fake paddies, i wont mention moniker...ko ma roo kikikik lokan yin..


Spixytinxy, i dey miss u die.

Cc
Adunnilwo

lolz... Bro have we met befor? ... because Na only your wife i know.

Rukkyola:
Iambibi, u think sey I no hear as everybody dey call u fine babe 4 here. Na me & u 4 dis city o. We don follow chuk leg 4 inside one shokoto. This is just d beginning.

.. Lolz.... Oho!! Now i know where the scandal is coming from......Gehn! gehn! Oya bring the shokoto!! lol

merikims:
Dear Boo Boo Prom,
Application accepted.I miss ya.keep in touch always.mwah

.. Shuuuuu? Na so life be? .. U didn't even hear from your husband LogoDWhiz, u just accept pesin wey jst fly, land for your front jst like dah.. (no identity, no punchlines, no nothing nothing.) merikim kay.. Y naa

JeffreyJamez:
Odegbe lines!!!

... Lol..

Rukkyola:
Neighbour, I have missed u 2. But u know I don't like telling lies. D statement is more than being correct. Abi u wan lie? U think sey I no catch u & crobboy 4 corner dat night? Near spixytinxy shop? Wey im carry u put 4 leg under mango tree? I just jejely ride my bicycle pass una side like sey i no c una. The mistake i did was that i didn't take a picture of u guys 2geda. Well, that wasn't really a mistake because i was trying 2 avoid being caught. My flashlight could have exposed me n d act. Sc31, ur husband is worse than u think oooooo

..Hmm see scandal!! So na so u wan use win ur award of peacemaker abi? By implicating me, when u know i can neva do such a tin.....ok.o continue.

Maxi112:
wanna call on
kinginvahala3
kingrex1
fristking1
ellacute45
namedonfinish....
narcissist
smellymouth
lovelygurl....
iambibi

.. Lolz...... Oga boss!!! Am on ma way o..

Rukkyola:
Brother Fraiser, brother Fraiser, brother Fraiser!!!!!!!
U c as I take use respect call u. How many times did I call u?
If you are going to revoke any allegation, please feel free 2 do so.
Why accuse me na?
Whose marriage in this city have I ever put asunder?
When you were busy flirting around with babes other than ur blizzydodo, did I intrude?
When crobboy was flirting with iambibi , did I intrude?
When LogoDWhiz was flirting with ( I no fit spell her name) did I intrude?
When Dtobs abandoned Airstakane & went 4 another girl, did I intrude?
When d gods put Iambibi & jubrealguy 2gether, did I put asunder?
When d gods joined Shammak & fraih 2geda, did I put asunder?
When d gods joined qutyjoice & her husband 2geda, did I put asunder?
Abbeyunique2 & his bae unko? Did I put asunder?
Kbs468 & his wives unko? Did I put asunder?
Kai, I don tire?
Na jejemi I dey 4 dis city o. Stop this ur false accusations ooo.

...lolz... Baby av missed u o.... gehn gehn...!! Oya reverse and come and correct this statement.!!! Na hu u wan implicate?...

Fraiser:
kai she see dis one again, na who dey leak my secret give her self, I need to win d heart of my woman back o, dis my club credibility don do o... Make grandpa com giv me punchlines dis nyt o

lol... Oya goan prepare your baddest punchlines to woooooooooooo ur woman back.. Lol.. Nna Gudluck oo!!!

Fraiser:
you know I will never indulge in such cheap practices to put my friend in marital scandal... D pple dat are proffesionals in puting assunder know demsefs, iambibi, rukkyola nd co

me dah am innocent??

CROBBOY:
That was a good move by you. That is why I LOVE YOU because I know you will never disappoint me

..Wah dahhhhh.. How dare you? *slaps him with bag full of money*.. U know what, go fix your crumbling marriage yourself. ..

SC31:
exhibit 2

.. Swithrt welcom back.... Both exhibit 1 and 2, me am innocent oo.,...

CROBBOY:
I understand when you came visiting at some point in time, the mood with which you saw me communicating with iambibi gave you great concern.
I also understand that when a woman LOVES a man, she guides him jealously suspecting everyone even his own sister.
But actually you have just come back now, why not start with exciting stories of the wonderful memories you had duration your vacation? Or is it that you are trying to do small 'shakara' in order to measure the 'temperature scale' of my LOVE for you
Alright its allowed

hun? hu communicate with you?

Smellymouth:
naijaboiy, please let us pray :::


Father Lord, as we wan start this wooing abi chyking challenge, let it be more successful than yesterday's own.

I rebuke every womanizing spirit hovering over STFUareyouGod, set him free from the yokes and bondage of the womanizing spirit.

Let the wooing not end here Oh Lord, pls let the wooing continue offline.:::

Can I get a BIG AMEN

KingRex1, your AMEN / HALLELUJAH Is too small for my God!!

GLORY!!

.. Lmao......

*clears throat* If i become the president of Nigeria, First, I will make history as the first woman to be president in Nigeria.. (Chaii , Men go hear wuen!!!), But then the burning issues in the country which are of prime importance (corruption and terrorism) must be dealt with properly and with adequate attention. How do I go about this? I would have to start with me and with those who work closely with me, and just like my sister Chommieblaq have stated earlier, i will definitely not work with any of those "recycled" politicians, instead i'll solicit for graduates whose disciplines are in line with government and it's constitution, thereby enabling them practice their profession!! (*Pot belly men listening from beer parlour now jumping and screaming for joy*

Then Secondly, Fuel shortage and Power Supply issues must be sorted out!! Truth is Nigerians wants to see a difference when it comes to infrastructural development because it aids economic growth for individuals, businesses and the country at large. Therefore this i would do, by providing elements that are necessary for private power sector to succeed, thereby, addressing the critical needs such as adequate transmission, gas availability and cost reflective tariff, and of course, have a look in other sources of energy such as coal, solar and waste as well as security measures to provide and protect pipelines (*turns to market women* abi no be soooo? *market women replies* Na sooooo!!!!!!.) *Smiles and then Continues* Thank you!!

Then lastly, provision for training and financial encouragement will abound for all Nigerians looking to be their own bosses. At least, with this, large private companies would be required to give to their communities in vital ways, therefore because of more entrepreneurs, opportunities to find employment will increase and less people would wander aimlessly..* huge shouts from youths using their bikes to express their joy* *smiles and continues* thank you!!

*Stands upright to salute* These, my Government would undertake if i be the President of Nigeria!!! So help me God!!!!

Fraiser:
babe na me miss u pass o... Infact d miss wey I miss u sef com dey miss wit luv so tey I com dey wonder if na luv abi na just miss nd I no remember if I don chop ur fud bfor, I for tink may b u don mix otumapor wit d fud... Dat mask wey u talk, u don forget sey na every lady for town dey wear mask? Abi which mask one pass all d foundation nd makeup wey ladies dey apply for face? Na wen den wash d makeup comot u go see d real face... Btw happy sunday...

.. Lol.. Happy sunday to you too o jarey... Omo daada!!

CROBBOY:
Spixytinxy really experienced losses during the compulsory leave of our Golden City Citizens.

Would you care for mamma-put from iambibi

hun? Mama-put Since when... Abi Fruit salad you meant to say.... Btw Happy Sunday!!

Chommieblaq:
Life after youth service can be very difficult for most youth, job hunting could be an uphill task for most fresh graduates considering the fact that it is a game of the survival of the fittest. Also, most of our school system have not done so well in preparing us for the competitive labor market, that's why most youth find life difficult and unbearable during these period. Below are list of things we must know and also do during our service year, not just during our service year incorporating some of these in our daily lifestyle will go a long way to help us ni life.
SAVE
Many youth sees the service year as a time to flex n flirt, I cannot over emphasize on the importance of savings, don't be a spendthrift, differentiate between your needs and wants. You don't have to meet up to anyone, rather set your goals n trying meeting up to each of them(believe me when u do that, u won't have time try to impress anyone). Also remember that immediately after school most of our parent start looking up on us for one thing or the other (especially people from humble home), no pocket money for you again, ur younger ones will start expecting one or two things from you(worst if u are d first child). The hustle don start be that ooo
THE KIND OF JOB YOU WANT:
The first thing you must do is to take a decision on the kind of job you want. You can even stream line it down to the list of companies you would want to work for, that way you know what you are preparing for and how to go about it. Any job is no job, take a decision today because it will determine a whole lot of things in your preparation. Also carry out a research on the companies you would like to work with, get to know one or two things about them, their history, mission, vision etc
PROFESSIONAL CERTIFICATE :
Acquire at least one professional certificate . This is why you should decide first on the choice of career/job you want as it will help you decide on which professional course to go for. Don’t be a party to the band wagon mentality that is prevalent among corps members. Everybody is going for project management, therefore must you too go for project management? Everybody in your lodge is enrolling for HSE, so you too must enroll for HSE. Don't be a fool. Get to find out the professional certification that best suits your dream job.
SKILL AQUISITION:
please learn a new skill. Get your hands on something, so when they ask you, what can you do? You can provide a definite answer, instead of just telling them what you studied. What you studied and what you can do are two distinct things altogether. This is very important especially for my friends with a background in social sciences. A good skill acquired could also be handy pending when the dream job comes.
CHANGE YOUR WARDROBE
dude please dress like your dream job. Starting building a professional wardrobe from that small alawee. It’s not the time to spend your money on another dirty jean, combat pants, or what have you. Get yourself a cutting edge professional suit (don’t bank on your convocation suit to do the job). It doesn’t cost much. For guys, invest on good ties, cufflinks, shoe, shirt and the ladies dress responsible ditch all these olosho looks.
PREPARE YOUR CV
Some of us have already done that, and for the one that haven't, it's time, and please avoid telling unnecessary lies on your CV just to impress be yourself!
LETTING GO OF SOME RELATIONSHIPS
At this point, we will have to let go of friends that drain us, that have no positive impact on us. Surround yourself with people that influence you positively. This is also applicable to our love life, leave that girl or dude who doesn't influence u or support your dream( there own na to chop n play love upanda, be realistic, no be love una go chop), don't let anyone be a distraction to you or stop u from reaching your goals.
LEAVE YOUR FAMILY HOUSE
Especially to the guys, that why savings is of utmost important, get yourself a small place, fend n do things by yourself, it will make u more independent.
START UP SMALL BUSINESS
During the service year, one can start up small business that doesn't require much capital, or doing of tutorials to earn small money, it will go a long way to help.
JOIN GROUPS THAT CAN INSPIRE AND HELP YOU
We can find such groups online, hear their stories, one can even get good connection from such group. Let their positive mind lift your mind.
VOLUNTEER WORK
Doing volunteer work, will give you experience and also connection, so long it doesn't inconvenience you.
MENTOR
If you don't have one, try and do, having a mentor acts like a driving force, because you will want to do and do more than your mentor
GOD FIRST
In all always remember that those who go to the Most High will always go high in life!
Not upto 20 though buh I pray it helps.

... Nice one ma darling... You have said it all... *stretches hand* gimme 5!!

chibwike:
Everyone is singing your praises...what did you write?

Am interested too.

.. Write kwa? What did you see

Fraiser:
Iambibi na nice write up u get o, bur dat 45degree ceicius nearly make me faint o, I dia not go near sokoto... Me wey I b dark complexion person bfor, If I spend one month for sokoto I go turn burnt offering... Alfa wetin b ur secret? Hw u com lyt? U sure say no b mask u use for ur dp?

lmao.... Na so i see my self o.... Abi na every body wey dey sokoto must black?..in fact there are people that are even fairer than i am...by d way u don start abi.. (buh i miss u o) . .. If i wear mask u go evn see me sef?

CROBBOY:
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Your writing is so comprehensive, diversified, detailed, and well organised. It is well grafted with several spices to spark up suspense while triggering great excitement and enthusiasm. This is real excellent work. Imagine how you got me screaming at some point in time (especially when you were talking about temperature).

I used to think you were some where around Akwa-Ibom State (please don't ask me where such thoughts originated from).

Good Job Dearie!

Please endeavour to attend to other discusses as well.

Thanks for the much anticipated Cooperation!

.. Lol.. .. Wow.... thank you dear...

AdunniIwo:
Iambibi and okitaiji, those are very good pieces. So detailed and comprehensive. Thumps Up!

.. Tnks dear..

jubrealguy:
Baby, I want to come to sokoto
So beautiful

.. Lol... Tnk u.... Oya hurry and come.!!!

LogoDWhiz:
Iambibi.. That was wonderful from you.. love it..

Awww thank you

NB: This is just a summary of what a PCM should expect if posted to Sokoto state. I may not touch every part, but i believe and hope that this little piece goes a long way, so as to serve as a prospectus for survival in the Seat of the Caliphate.

NATURE OF SOKOTO STATE
Sokoto is a city located in the extreme northwest of Nigeria near the confluence of the Sokoto River and the Rima River. Being the seat of the Sokoto Caliphate, the city is
predominantly Muslim and an important seat of Islamic learning in Nigeria and the Sultan who heads the caliphate is effectively the spiritual leader of Nigerian Muslims, however Christians, still carry on with their spiritual activities without being subjected to any form of constrains or restrictions. Therefore, should any PCM get posted to serve there, please feel free to have your worship ok? Gud!

LOCAL GOVERNMENT AREAS
Sokoto has 23 local government areas which are
Binji, Bodinga, Dange-shnsi, Gada, Goronyo, Gudu,
Gawabawa, Illela, Isa, Kware, kebbe, Rabah, Sabon birni,
Shagari, Silame, Sokoto North, Sokoto South, Tambuwal,
Tqngaza, Tureta, Wamako, Wurno, Yabo.

Wamako: this is where is the nysc camp is located, and its about an hour drive from sokoto main town.
The main towns are in Sokoto North and Sokoto south (this include, Dambuwa, Mabera, Old Airport, Tamaji, kwanawa etc), these are the areas a PCM would definitely enjoy if posted, because of the adequate light, water, and other infrastructures, (to be honest, if you work your way there you won't regret it, trust me, lol), while the other LGAs are kinda rural but not totally.

WEATHER
Aha! Now this is one of the physical factors that scares the hell out of people at the mention of the state "Sokoto". Well even though it is no news that the state happens to be one of (if not) the hottest cities in the country, at least the dryness makes the heat bearable with an annual average temperature of 28.3 °C (82.9 °F). The warmest months are February to April, where daytime temperatures can exceed 45 °C (113.0 °F). The highest recorded temperature is 47.2 °C (117.0 °F), which is also the highest recorded temperature in Nigeria (Goshh!! , i didnt just say that) lol. Well for the rainy season, its from June to October, during which showers are a daily occurrence. The showers rarely last long and are a far cry from the regular torrential showers known in many tropical regions. From late October to February, during the 'cold season', the climate is dominated by the harmattan wind blowing Sahara dust over the land, ok that's enough already, come rain, come shine, sweet heart, YOU WILL SURVIVE!!! (lol)

TRANSPORTATION AND COST OF LIVING
*Lowers tone* Sokoto lacks a public transport system (i dunno why oo) but transport within
the city (when not by foot) is mainly by mopeds (keke napep) and bikes which operate as one-person taxis. Buses and taxis are infrequent and are generally used only for transport between cities. However *gives a smile of hope* it is very CHEAP, oh yes, depending on the destination and how far the distance is. Say for movements within town, it shouldn't be more than N100 or N120 (quite cheap abi, i told yaa!! ).
Cost of living in regard to accommodate and foodstuffs (rice, beans, onions, yam, vegetables and even meat) .. lets just say Sokoto is blessed, because even with the economic meltdown, accommodation and foodstuffs are still quite cheap depending on the areas and seasons respectively.

BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY
Sokoto State is essentially an agricultural state with more
than 90% of the population engaged in subsistence
farming. The main crops produced in the State are millet,
guinea corn, maize, rice, beans, wheat, cassava,
potatoes, groundnut, sugarcane as well as fruits and vegetables which include oranges,
mangoes, cashew, bananas, lettuce, spinach, okra,
cabbage, pawpaw and guava. ..... Sooo, if you'll like to consider making use of the agricultural opportunity, i'll say that wouldn't be a bad idea.. *WINKS*

INDUSTRIES
Yes, in terms of production of goods and services, Sokoto still offers a fair opportunity, especially for those considering other engagements aside their PPA,
To mention but a few, are list of companies one could actually consider.

1. Cement Company of Northern Nigeria Plc (CCNN): this produces and market high quality cement for national development located at Kalambaina Road, Sokoto City, Sokoto State.

2. Alh. Yaro Gobirawa & Sons Limited: this is a merchandising company for importation, warehousing and distribution on general goods, located at Atiku Road, Old Market Area, Sokoto, Sokoto State

3. Estate Global Investment : this company produces nylons and water proofs for sachet water packaging.

4. Rima Foam Products Limited offers is a distributor of
foam and foam products located at Illela Road, Sokoto, Sokoto State

5. Smedan Business Center: this is a business-support services and business development networking located at Sosco Plaza, Kano Road, Sokoto, Sokoto State

6. Roads Nigeria Limited: this is a construction company
located at Western By-Pass, Sokoto City,
Sokoto State Nigeria

LEISURE PARKS
For those that love to hang out and have fun oo, Sokoto still have places for that, they include: Blue star, Shukura hotel, Giginya hotel, Pinnacle , Dankani, Mami market, Happy island.... etc etc


*pauses to catch breathe* seriously... am tired

Oh oh oh oh before i forget, need i remind you that SOKOTO is still the MOST PEACEFUL STATE in the country (no doubt).

Bless you!!!

chibwike:
You said no.....hmmm...well lemme beleive you.

Bibi am not a sir oh....you making me look old.

My night was just there....had to wake up early for mass.

Yours?

Alryt.. Mine was gr8..

chibwike:
bibi, i did not pray...

Its a normal thing na

Do you practice those acts?

*shaking ma head* nope!!.. By the way Good morning sir, hw was ur night!

LogoDWhiz:
Cost of living..
Accomodation
Foodstuffs..
Developed local govts apart from the state capital.
Viability for business.
Industries in the state.
Best places for corpers to serve.. that they can look forward to

.. Alryt tnks........ Wait o.. Y haven't u gone to bed by now

CROBBOY:
I absolutely share in your concerns of getting series of frustrations resulting from NYSC's inconsistent nature. I even appreciate your willingness to make productive use of your available time by getting involved in some productive venture. More grease to your elbow Dearie!

However, some of us that seem to look consistent here are HEAVILY working as well (In my own case, I work at least 9 hours a day). Its all about time management babe (and believe me when I say this is the real life after school).

[size=13pt]There are a lot of silent observers who get inspired as a result of your contributions and commitment. Do not betray them Dear.[/size]

.. Ur right,... As in for the first time i agree with you..... Alryt now back to the nysc related questions.... If am to pen down the little i know about a state, tell me, what should be the necessary embracement and/or required areas of specification regarding the state.

Brimmie:

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.......Brimmieee oo.... * runs out of thread*...

CROBBOY:
The way I tek believe you eeehhhh, na just like say I believe say Merikems the trip for me, Qutyjoice dey toast for me and iambibi dey lobby for me

lol... Dis guy ehnn... Oya wake up .. .. Lol..

chibwike:
No, i didn't.

hmmmmmmmm.... So u now prayed abi.. Lol

Qutyjoice:
Boobookitty oya com inside, goodies dey plenty....Hw are yu doing hun? Wey ur boo?

.. I Am great .. Boo is good... Hw fa you? Where is oyeh?