₦airaland Forum

jubrealguy:
the way fraiser dey try hustle for wives for this city....ehn! na to go buy "i beta pass my neighbour generator remain......I have to possess my possession

.... Hi 5 dear.... Ur d best

Qutyjoice:
Bestie how are yu?

swithrt am gud... Buh i missed u like seriously...

iamdynamite:
helo everybody,hope you all feeling good,despite all nysc actions and actions.sure we are still on top of our game.

my twinne iambibi,how are you have really missed you.

and to chommieblaq my woman my everything,my heartbeat.we really need to talk about us .so when you are online hala at your boy.

.. Twinnie i missed u too... And as for Chommieblaq we don discuss finish and she has accepted to become ur bae!!! Signed and stamped!!! Therefor congrats!!

Rukkyola:
Shebi u go support me ba? If my husband wan confirm anything, no fall my hands o

. No p... I dey ur back!! I go evn help u cry sef.. So dat him go forgiv u

eaglevision:
o boyyy!!! so this place fit go low key again,no traffic today at all abi all of dem don shift base go twitter ni?
hardie14 sweet i see u
iambibi my fruit salad oya chop kiss.
good evening to everyone

.. Yea gr8 evening to u too

Rukkyola:
LETTER TO MY HEART
Dear Sent4rina,
The only love of my life, with great remorse, I am writing u this letter. It is very obvious from ur reactions after your return to GC that you have been fed some untrue stories especially with regards to I and Eddykisses1.
Dear, u also have ur share in the blame. You never told me that you would b traveling 4 so long. I woke up from bed and saw that you were nowhere to b found. I went round d Golden City, consulted your friends and visited the police station in search for u but all was to no avail. Your phone was always unreachable. Iambibi, our neighbor is my witness.
Rumours went round d GC dat u had eloped with a young girl. I didn't want to believe such rumours. I wept bitterly and couldn't eat for days and almost lost my pregnancy as a result. Thanks to Fraiser, ur friend who took me to the hospital for treatment.
Sweetheart, I never eloped with Eddykisses1. He is my childhood friend with whom I schooled. Our parents are friends. We lost contact after our secondary school but happened to meet one afternoon at the hospital when I went for my antenatal during ur absence. We exchanged contact and then departed.
Few days later, our house was burgled. The thieves stole ur N500,000 which u hid under d rug. I was severely tortured by the thieves and as a result almost lost my pregnancy again. Thanks to our neighbor, Iambibi, who rushed me to the hospital 4 treatment.
Eddykisses1 heard about this and showed up @ d hospital. He felt pity for me. He knew of ur absence and asked me if I would like to move to his family house so that I will b properly taken care of by his mother. I said yes and moved to the Eddy's because I was so scared of living alone in our house especially due to the incident that had just happened. Sweetheart, you know how much I love and cherish u. Nothing went on between I and Eddy. I know I shouldn't have moved in with him, but the fear of those thieves coming back 2 house kept haunting me.
Let me use this avenue to report Fraiser to you. During ur absence, he beckoned me to marry him several times. He promised to take good care of me. He told me to elope with him. But because I love u so much, I said no to him. I had faith dat u would return to me. Ever since then, Fraiser has been tainting me around the golden city. Same thing applies to sirguy, brimme, abbeyunique, kbs468, jayloms, Abb1 and co. Even Fraih betrayed me. They have been saying all sort of negative things about me.
My heart, remember the good times we have relished 2geda, how much you said you love me, how much you promised to be there for me. Please find a place in your heart to forgive me and accept me back as ur wife. I promise never to live home without ur consent.
Your loving wife
Rukkyola.

Chaii..... RUKKY!! RUKKY!!

Fraiser:
oboi e don tey wen I open page last
dedicated to iambibi my new found heartrob nd sweetie piejungle ke? Wen did GC turn to jungle?

.. Lolz... So for ina ina heart u b d king of GC abii

******modified ****** Fraiser is a blessed child!!

Fraiser:
*********modified********* iambibi you are a sexybabelicious babe

lmaoooooo

Fraiser:
ahhhahhhahhh... I nor fit stop laffin, I just believe d words of d elders wey talk sey if two irons meet, one we bend for d oda... Oya sorry for wot I said, I go modify am... You too oya tell me make I sorry

.. Lwkmd... *shaking ma head* wateva...... Oya sorry.... Lolz.. I don dey go modify am hope say u sef dey road

Fraiser:
yea naso, u know get choice dan to dey watch wen I dey run tinx na, *singing* we run tinx, tinx dont run we...

.. Lmao.. Fraiser king of d jungle...... U no go kill me!!

Fraiser:
you too no check d meaning of wetin u call me for dictionary? Do me I do u man no go vex na

.. Oya go modify ur own make i modify my own... Lol

Fraiser:
better... D fear of fraiser is d begining of...no b me dey do anytin o

.. Lolz...... Shebi na from ma reserve bench i go dey watch...!!! Al d same... No body dey do anytin!!

Fraiser:
abi na... Afterall na joke we both dey

.. For joke u dey call pesin like dah... Lolz... I seee

Fraiser:
if u won show me say u luv ur twinie nd u won proof to me say u get mouth, oya control anoda bea for ur twinnie, you know hw much DTOBS don luv chommieblaq u won brake my padi heart laye never, I no go gree, u better reserve ur decision or else me nd u go shook leg for one skirt

.. Lolz... Seriously no b me dey do anytin o... Shebi u dey dere wen i tell my twinnie say road no dey for dere...... Say make him search anoda place..... Toh..... No body dey collect any body wife..

Fraiser:
if I be atrocious, wetin u be den.. Dat mean u b bitchocious

lwkmdoooo..... U no serious!!!.. U sef u kno say dah one no b tru..

Kbs468:
Eziokwu iambibi, I go tell am.
Ke kuma, ki ji fa, dama kin taba kina sannan da soyaya a sakanin su ne? ahaa ko? To yaya namiji zaita zama a Golden City batare da matan sa ba?
Dan Allah kiji wai fa, idan ba domin wannan alamorin TT bane, ai kowa da kowa sun manta da ita ma akan mai aure a nan Golden City
Saboda Akannan, ki so shi fa

... Lolz... Kaiiiiii.... Kbs468 crook ne!!! Walahi a na geshe ka!! Sanu faa!!

Abbeyunique2:
let's do small maths, if normal fraiser= sina. calculate fraiser the hairdresser

*raises hand quickly * Fraiser = blessed child..

Fraiser:
I no dey understand parable na, shed more lyt abeg, I won make everybody doubt clear

.. Naahhh, d only tin wey i go tell u b say... Sometin is abt to happen.... Shebi na u talk say i no like ma twinnie..., lol... Oya na..... Make we jst dey watch frm our reserve bench... *winks*.. And wen d tin happen... I go tell u say.. shebi i told u!! Lol

Fraiser:
u sure? If one hausa guy enter dis city now, no b language una go take finish everytin wey my friend go dey tink sey na family matter una dey discuss

.. S be like say.. U want make i giv u clue abt wetin we dey talk abi... Ok.. I go giv u... D number one clue na iamdynamite.... U don kno d rest naa..

Rukkyola:
Okay. Thanks. I won't despair. Am putting my hopes n u. I trust u o . No fall my hand. Any time wey u site am, help me beg am.

.. Lwkmd.. .ok ma..

Fraiser:
yehhh!!! I don die, if na me ehn na to carry dis una discusion go sabo sharp sharp go find abok.i wey go help me translate, or make I scatter dis place in no tym. Chai na gobe b dis one o, hope no b wetin go end jubrealguy luv carrear wit u b dis sha, I dey pity my friend down o

.. Lolz...haba Farrrrrrrr from dat....

Chommieblaq:
Toh shekina, ki tia ni, ki mishi magana, don na fara sonshi sosai

.. Tow na ji... Ama kafin maigida nki, zai zamowa cikin fushi yayin in ya ji labarin mu... Lol

Fraiser:
d problem b sey I no dey quick understand language bur may b I go fit pick d basis in a short tym sha, d yarinyan wey ABB1 promise me go dey teach me small small, bur d way u nd chommieblaq com dey gist for hausa na my friend DTOBS I pity pass, I just dey imagine hw e go dey feel now, especially wey iamdynamite dey show for d talk

lmaoooo.. And d worse part be say... We don already conclude!!! Case close!! Shikena!!

Fraiser:
babe me dey wella o, hw ur heart nw, hope am still dancing dia, no worry in d next few months me too go dey speak dis language

.. Lolz oya na... No wahala.. I go dey wait for u make we speak together, buh i go first make sure say na jubreal speak first

Chommieblaq:
Ai na fara so nshi.
A yanzu sai iamdynamite, Idan ba shi ba, say rigiya

... Lolz... Kei, chommie chommie... Tow baa lehi..... Ai nima a zuci ya na, ke dey iamdynamite, i na so nku da tarreh...

Rukkyola:
**moves closer to her**
Oya abeg, help me beg am. I no even know where Eddy dey. E better make e no show face again. Him 2 just decide abandon me.
Please help me u hear.
**gives her one basket each of apple, watermelon, pineapple, oranges, coconut, and banana as incentive**
I know u love fruit salad. I will give u more if u can help me out. Thanks

.. *smiles* rukky rukky... alright dear... No worry ur sef... I go try my best... U hear.. Lwkmd

jubrealguy:
Good morning baby, I did really sleep well and i am sure u did too.....how's the day going, hope NEPA z nt spoiling ur weekend for u cos NYSC has already done more than enuf

wait o... Is it evry where.... Seriously no lite... As for nysc.. I no go talk because my head dey pain me... And if for example lets say dia oga wan com explain tinz to me, i go jst shout for am to... gerrout of my sight!!!

Fraiser:
wetin she dey talk again now? E just b lyk sey u dey speak in tongue

.. Lol... No naa.. Buh jst wait Make d pesin wey i speak in tongues to, come ansa am..... Hw u sef....

Rukkyola:
Better no lol anything 4 here. I no miss u kan kan. So such is life. Na u tell sent4rina wetin happen when e no dey ba.

..lwkmd....u don start.. I neva evn see d Sent4rina sef.. Buh i fit help u beg am ooo..... Buh if u no want... No probs i no mind to dey watch una from ma reserve bench!! Lol

jubrealguy:
baba....my side make sense jare, na weekend b ds jare, i wan try dey gather mind for april 27 cos i no juzz get power

. Helo dear.. , hw u dis morning.. Hope u slept well

Rukkyola:
Which kain dirty wind blow. Sweetheart don't mind anybody. U know how much I love and cherish u. Don't tell me the amebos of this city already cooked up fake stories for u. My love don't believe them. Trust only wat I say to u. I love u so much and I can't cheat on u. Ife mi, the only love of my life, the air I breath in, without u, deariz no me.
Oya tell me, wet in dem tell u sey I do again?

.. Lol... rukky rukky... Hw u dey na.. Av missed u!