₦airaland Forum

walexitouk:
Ku na marfarki yada wasa kwoikwoiyo; wasa yara. Ada iambibi

.. OK.... Gud morning sir, hw was ur night...? Hope it was great.

VillageGOAT:
chai, fine girl no pimples... It looks like God took 72 hours to create you. It took time, but he finally created a perfect image, you were truly created by God, all other girls are man made. Happy sunday to you... Even though it is late

.. Lolz.... Habaa.... Noooo.... This hyping is too much for my small head to carry... And yea happy sunday to u too.. I dey giv ppl fruit salad buh... I dnt kno if u like it... Buh if u dnt i hav yam peel at my back yard oo... Soo wich eva one u want

ABB1:
Omo Igbo lon blow Hausa bayi? Babe kin bani mamaki

.. Lolz..... Really....? Oya lemme stop there!! By d way hw u

Martinez1845:
Sai hakuri kawai nysc sun bata mini rai. Ama ba damuwa sai ki nema mini mata kawai a golden city in ci gaba da bata lokaci har sati biyar

Harda kai?.... Shikenan babu matsala..ka nemo matar...kuma ka shirya dadad'an kalaman da zaka furta mata...Daga nan kuma...Sai na taimaka maka wurin shawo kanta..

Martinez1845:
Iambibi nwannem nwanyi, yaya kike?

.. Martinez1845 nwa mama... Am gud.. Yaya jin dadi

Qutyjoice:
Test! Testi!! Testi Microphone 1-2, Halleluyah! Hello Testimony do quick n com out

lmaoooooooo....... As in ehnnn...... No time!!! ... Lolz

hardie14:
yes i concur.
we the association of wives and mothers in THE GC second that motion.
he will remain wifeless.
an insult on one of us is an insult on all of us.
cc
fraih
rukkyola
spixytinxy
qutyjoice
chommieblaq
and others.

.. Lmaoo... Hardie14... Baby!! U no go kill me..lolz. Dear i salute ur backup........... Respect!!

Qutyjoice:
Tel dem baby...How are yu?

.. Ma dear Am gud oo.. Hws oyeh naa.. Been long i saw him

chisophia:
been busy my dear, barely have time for myself. buh will come online more just for u

.. dats cool!

Qutyjoice:
Babe em get third leg like Brimmie too? Mk we break am jawie, I dnt play with my bestie.

.. Lolz...no problem Till him com online....

Qutyjoice:
Babe em get third leg like Brimmie too? Mk we break am jawie, I dnt play with my bestie.

.. Lolz... Till him com online....

Qutyjoice:
I dey feel yu die, my One and only partner in everything (lol)

baby u don forget? Dats hw we roll.. Lol

chisophia:
who missed me? @ iambibi my friend, any fruit salad for me today?

. Lolz..... Hu is in d garden, a pretty fine geh,. Lolz.... Chisophia hw u... Happy sunday and yes ofcus av got fruit salad for u... By d way av missed u where hav u been

Qutyjoice:
IamBibi com com abeg, what's all this? who's this man? Triangle relationship ni wetin? I dnt share my bestie with anybody please.

... Lolz... dnt mind him ... Infact if i catch him.....i wee destroy his first leg, secong leg, third leg, fouth leg, fifth leg,.. Infact allllllll his legs.... So dat Nxt time if he sees us anywhere... He will crawl and hide..!!

opiscoal:
.... Weeee u comman comman sing 4 me 2mao Its gonna be my Bday!!!

. Lolz.. Noooooo problem sir!!!.. By d way happy birthday in advance!!

molakem:
Thks dear

.. Ur welcom.. Anytime and anyday!!!

molakem:
Hmmmmmmmm iambibi please help me out. Who can I trust

.. Deariee plz... Dnt trust any of themm....den evn mind dem at all.. . They r both d same tin...if u jst agree and u walk out of dis city nw.. U'l see dem goin after anoda lady... So Instead there's this very gud guy called SMartins1.. Dat one is calm, humble and gentle., and infact he doesn't evn have a bae cos his very reserve .. And also nice... Therefor If he comes back i will tell him dah dere is a very pretty lady dat he deserves ok?.. So jst leav dos ones make dem continue to dey chuuk themselves knives.. na dem sabi..

Rukkyola:
Thanks 4 ur support jare. How is ur husband?

him dey o... C me c trouble o.. Pesin com our house say she dey find iamdynamite i ask her y, she say because her husband get wife bfor abd she no want b second wife and d wife sef get twinz for am... Therefore na iamdynamite she want.. So dat evrybody go stay happy... Tooorrr..... I allow her pass to go see d pesin wey she wan see... Jst tell me hw i tak get do bad.. Me wey dey watch frm reserv bench... DTOBS dey say na collect his bae.. Jst c me o.. Lol

Sent4rina:
Iambibi, dtobs, fraiser ksb468 et al.. Una thank u o, me nd mai rukkyola don reconcile and we are happy 2geda like b4..

.. Lolz.. Sent4rina Sent4rina.... U sef tank u for accepting rukky... Wen b d naming ceremony naaa..

DTOBS:
Mtchewww, who hear Hausa? Abegi no dey tell me that joor... Which reason? You influenced her and you stood your ground to make her made the freates mistake ever.

.... No nody convinced anybody...besides... She made d decision not me.... Y u dey evn vex sef... Wen u get one wife already wey get twinz for u.. And u no wan dey generous as to let go to anoda pesin wey no get..... Jst leav Chommieblaq make she dey any were wey she dey.... If she say na wetin she want be dat.. Den allow her naa and stay with ur bae.. And let evry body b happy.. Buh for where? U want all of dem for ursef... Y naa haba

Rukkyola:
I doubt

.. Chaii.... Rukky rukky my darling neighbor .. ... Congrats jare.... U don try no b small!!

DTOBS:
If I hear,after you use Hausa finish the whole matter,Abi you think I know dey see everything?SMH. No wahala,shebi you've accomplished your mission... Well done in your subsequent ones and to her;well let her come and tell me to my face it's over then I will take it that way.

. Lwkmd DTOBS.. Oya No dey talk like dis.... Buh shebi u dey hear hausa na... U no read wetin i tell her? Lolz.... Oya jst calm down and wait for her.... because she too say u get wife wey get twizz for u... Soo i guess she left for reasons best known to her

jubrealguy:
I see why I'm more successful than my peers, i married well......I'm okay, would soon b on my way to Manchester to go see Memphisdepay and co....we'll need to go on thant trip together..... are u in?

.. Lol.. Yes dear.... Am soooooo in...

DTOBS:
Iambibi? You? Well,no problem...remember,what goes around comes around!!!

.. DTOBS... Weldon sir.. By d way happy sunday!! For ur info we were on our own wen ur Chommieblaq cried and complained dah she is a second wife, and dah u dey leav dey waka upandan... Well.. Iamdynamite saw her and liked her evn doh i told him dah she was already married to u, buh ur Chommieblaq insisted and pleaded dah she wanted iamdynamite... Tooooorrrrr wetin i do.... Me wey jst dey watch frm ma reserve bench!!

Testimony89:
See dis bae sha! I jst dey laf lik pesin wei put im hand inside fire nd same time dey luk in biggest crush.... I no fait wit anyone oh n why u dey try to spoil my show na abi u get feelings 4 mi ni......... *move closer to ha n luk straight into ha eyes to find out* bae I dey suspect u oh, abeg go meet ur husby nd na who call u hia sef...... I no dey do bae wei don marry oh...... Molakem pls no ansa am oh..... I neva fait 4 my life cos I too gentle.... I don setu d litu misundastanding btw mi n sirguy... I kno no weitin com do dis gal wei no face Im crumbling marriage..... *just sidown dey luk ha lik shit* ...... Molakem jst go 4 ur mind no allow some weirdo decide 4 u

.... Okayyyyyyyy, u call me I run come settle una... Unto say make una leav d bae and find anoda bae... But na wentin concern me u dey tell me abi sote u evn say i get felling for u. Wen i get my own husband .... Isoryt... I don wash my hand comot..... No vex say i enter.... Buh i laff, because as far as na Golden city u dey... Consider urself Bachelor!!! Na me go evn personally dey spoil ur runs for u.... Once again no vex say i enter... Bye bye!! And no call me ur bestie or whatever again.. I don tell u finish!!!

jubrealguy:
chai!!!!!..…......emi nikan tan... loving you is like the best thing ever, never felt more alive, we definitely av to keep this love in a photograph, making memories for ourselves....so when the eyes are never closer, when distance becomes farther.... u can keep me inside d pocket of ur ripped jean, holding me closely to heart......then u know u won't ever be alone cos I'm neva gon let go.

Service was fine ooo, i dance sotey i forget NYSC worries........abt the smile on my face, na inside talk b dat one. Guess service was amazing over there too?

... Yea service was fun.... Guess wat.. I prayed for u.... That God should *Wispers* grant u ur heart desires....yea.... So hw fa... Hope uv eaten..

@ SMartins1 .. Hand her over to u.... Hu u be..? ...and hw we go take kno say na u b d right guy for her... . C abeg we no want any desperado for dis situation..... If u tink u r d right guy... Oya goan prepare ur punchlines (sweet words) u tink say fit capture her heart..... Den if she read am, and we ask her weda she concur.. And she yes... Den my broda na u get am!!

sirguy542:
bibi...molakem has agreed to b the love of my life...testimony come dey do anyhow..

. Which time she talk dat one....and y she no go talk like dah, wen u carry bottle for hand dey ask her out.. If na u wetin u go talk..

Sirguy542!!!! Oya plz stop dat....drop dat bottle .haba. C hw u dey breathe sef.... So Na Testimony89 head u wan break abi... because na only u God bless with muscle to elbow ppl abi.. Oya giv me d bottle... .. Nw tell me.. wat is it... because d last time i checked.... A dream was actualized for u... Wetin con happen naa... Y u no wan allow Testimony89...*Turns to Testimony89 *And u Oya giv me dat knife... Na sirguy542 ur frnd u wan stab? Habaa... Wetin dey do una.... And Where is d molakem sef... Oya come to dis side....plz forgiv dia manners, I no they hav jst displayed dia discourteous attitude .. .so plzzz.. Jst ignore both of them..dnt eva mind them. I will personally hand u over to a gud guy dat doesn't need to kill, stab or tear anybody or evn lie because he wants to hav u... Ok? Sombody dat will take gud care of u here in Golden city... So my dear ur welcom.. Oya come and take fruit salad.. Feel free o.. If u see diz guyz on d road... Jst go ur way.. because they hav proven the oda way round.. *turns to sirguy542 and Testimony89.* shey una don see una life? Cool down make e beta for una for life, una say no!! Instead na stab each oda una want, .... Ehn... Aswear... If una continue like dis for dis city... Na bachelors una go die as for dis city until una agree to change......!!!..c dia faces.. like say they fit evn take care for woman!! . Abeg clear for road make i pass joh....

sirguy542:
God forbid...he said it because he wants you to love him instead of me.

... Sirguy542.... Testimony89.... Y naaaa... For this hot palm Sunday Wey d molakem dey sef....na because of u dis two guys wan chuck dem selves knife??... Y naa ...

Testimony89:
Heeeeeeeee!..... Na only me dey single for dis city oh..... U c dat guy is dia chairman oh.... Pls run comot him side fast... We ar only meant 4 each oda alone 4 dis city....... Guy if I punch u ehn!!!

. Lmao.. *grabs popcorn* wow interesting ..!!!!

Testimony89:
Pls don't break my wondaful hrt...... Jst com my side n 4get abt dat guy ehn....... Wias my bestie oh! Iambibi com rescue mi oh b4 dis guy spoil my work.....

.. Wat is it... Wetin happen.... Tell me tell me... No time...