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Testimony89:
Iambibi happy sunday! Hope u ar enjoying ur day regardless of NYSC trauma

.. ofcus....if not.. Y not... . Orrrrr.

*Turns to huge crowd * Will i kill myself because of NYSC?

Huge crowd: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Bibi: toorrrr.....u don hear am?
So oga hw u and happy sunday to u too,.. Hope ur enjoying ur day too..

jubrealguy:
lmao...........good afternoon brotherly

.. *singing and dancing towards him*

I no dey denge denge i no dey pooosssseeee eh
My baby give me biscuit i want sugar
The things you do me, bi’ojo ba ro kose wi
Bi’orun baran, bi’orun ba’ran ko se so
Melo melo, melo melo la fe wi
Melo melo, melo melo la fe so
Ani Melo melo, melo melo la fe wi
Melo melo, melo melo la fe so

Eyin fun jowo, eyin mu’enugun.. Chaii... lemme jst pity them

Happy palm Sunday dear.... Hw was service today... I guess it was wonderful. ... Hmm one Dis ur smiling,...u need to tell me oo..

Happy sunday evryone.. Wishing u a fulfilled palm sunday!! Stay cool and remain Blessed!!

Qutyjoice:
So I'm no more

.. Hun? .... Says hu?... Ma dear Laye.... Not in dis life time will any body occupy dah special place u hav in ma heart..., u r more dan a bestie to me... And i luv u sooo very much...infact... Muaaahhh!!!

Chommieblaq:
City of love, Paris, France.

.. Swithrt gud nit and sweet dreamz..

Fraiser:
hw far u shey u don feed d boi hin pap finish? Hin suppose don go sleep by now, so hw dis nyt go b na

.. *shaking ma head* because i kno say na paraga dey talk.. Oya goan lie down and close ur eyes and sleep u hear.. Gud boi!!

jubrealguy:
ds our love tori....ehn! m now taking it cardiovascular, dem wan dey use brain dey chyke u......iro nla....anyway, u need to sleep oo, i told u today would b a good day and it is, tomorrow would be a better day even.....sunday things so u need some bracing up to do

.... Ok boss!! Gudnit and Swit dreamz

jubrealguy:
okay, she don vouch for u so e b like say i no go ban u frm my house bt rules dey ooo

1. No eva 4 ur life tell me mak i no brk ha heart cos dar talk too dey self righteous, i kno ur plan...me and my babe know how we dey roll

2. the most important......don't ever try to peep outside dat friendzone let alone leave because na u waka inside ursef and dere shall u b forever

..lmao..... Chaii Jubreal jubreal.....i luv dis guy!!.. Deariee gudnit and sweet dreamz

Fraiser:
babe u dont hav problem, oya call me dat beautiful name ''my treasure'' wey dey inside ur heart, no police man go arrest u for dis city aswear, as per dat punchlines na all dem guys wey no get d talent to compose punchlines I won sell dem for o, at a very shikini money, no worry na u go dey help me collect d money

.... Treasure fire....... Infact i no business again... I go only send d ppl wey go need ur punchlines to u ok.... Tnks... And gudnit

Fraiser:
babe u dont hav problem, oya call me dat beautiful name ''my treasure'' wey dey inside ur heart, no police man go arrest u for dis city aswear, as per dat punchlines na all dem guys wey no get d talent to compose punchlines I won sell dem for o, at a very shikini money, no worry na u go dey help me collect d money

.... Treasure fire....... Infact i no business with again... I go only send d ppl wey go need ur punchlines to u ok.... Tnks... And gudnit

Fraiser:
lol... Make ur house boi... Oh sorry ur husband dey take pap sleep, hin b sickler? Nawa o

.. Wats dis one sayin..... Abi na u wey ur blood don turn paraga b sickler ..... Shebi u say u don change.... We neva still see d change

jubrealguy:
iambibi, see, they say no nation fight a war on two fronts and win either, i can be repelling Fraser's attraction to u and repel testimony89 who's working so hard to get away from the friendzone......seriously, i wanna know what's happening ooo its 12 am and they are both waiting for me to sleep so they can possess my possession....... make i understand wetin dey happen, abeg

.. Seriously baby.. Trust me!!.. Abi U no kno me again?

Testimony89:
I lik ur courage guy unlike oda guys wei no get liver to protect dia bae bt sincerely, I envy u..... Bt tak very gud care of my bestie..... Sey u hia? Sey we b padi now?

..jubreal dear as i dey go to go reply am.. i con notice say him don pack well..... Soo dear Testimony89 is ma bestie....... Trust me.. U hav notin to worry abt

Fraiser:
punchlines for sale o... At a ridiculously low price

.. Fraiser Fraiser... I no evn kno wetin i go dey call u.... because.... Ur head dey there.... Oya back to business.. Hu u wan sell ur punchlines to and at wat price

Fraiser:
punchlines for sale o... At a ridiculously low price

.. Fraiser Fraiser... I no evn kno wetin i go dey call u.. Weda na my partner in crime abi na wetin... because.... Ur head dey there.... Oya back to business.. Hu u wan sell ur punchlines to and at wat price

Chommieblaq:
***Smiles, whispers to iambibi, ma head don scatter***

.. Lmao.. Babe.. By d time iamdynamite finsh... Ur head go burst join!!

jubrealguy:
baby......why begging me wit the God na, people esp foreigners wud b thinking m one wicked husband now.......in fact, o don't wantu stress u....lemme sleep like dat. Looking at ur face all night is enough food

.. Lolz.. Alryt soi for doin dat... And abt food... Nooo u must eat somtin o.....

Fraiser:
just dey tank God sey no b me u follow do dis kyn tin sha, u for don dey collect drip for d nearby clinic now, because I go don arrange bois make dem com mould u lyk Ladi Kwali pot

.. Lolz...ladi kwali pot... Den dah pot must be a fine pot...

jubrealguy:
issorite......don't really av much appetite jare, would manage something as light as pounded yam and efo riro

.. Whaaaattttttt!! Babe... And u say u dnt have appetite..its already late for dat na.. . Dear for d luv of God take pap naa.. Abeg.. Na beg i dey beg..

jubrealguy:
baby, u avnt cooked now, where else will i get food if not from u?

..dnt mind me dear... Am so sorry i left u like dah.... Oya tell me... Wat do u want to eat...

Testimony89:
No bae oh, jst waitin patiently nd wholeheartedly for u......... As for d fruit salad, I got non!!!

.. Waitin for me ke? No ooo.. Bera prepare ur pickup lines and sight ur bae nw dat its not too late o... As for d fruit salad... Here it is

Jubrealguy... Hav u eaten

eddykisses1:
I will friend...just direct my blind steps to the good bae so I won't fall victim again...imela

..ok sir...!! #OperationPrepareUrBaddestPunchlinnes#

Fraiser:
until u sha later later take hausa finish DTOBS abi, na dat kyn gentle man u fit follow do dat one sha.

....lolz... DTOBS is a gud guy plus nobody fit finish am with hausa....

eddykisses1:
Wow! so it's me d@ is ur family friend? Weldone...run back to him, iambibi warned me but I didn't listen. iambibi pls I nid fruit salad to calm my nerves.

.. Lol... Awwwnn... Its alryt dear..sh** happens.. Here's d fruit salad... It is well... Dnt worry ur heart will heal in time...plz do take care of ur sef... And try to sight a bae to recover quickly ok...!! Wish u d best of luck in ur ultimate search!!

Fraiser:
dat should b joke of d century

... Lol.. I laff

hardie14:
awwwwww so cute. just the way i like it. thanks a bunch. mwaaah.

.... Ur welcom swit

Testimony89:
Greet the whole city, most especially my neighbors (DTOBS, nd iambibi)

Bestie...... Hw u.... Greet ur bae for me ... By d way hav u gotten fruit salad?

Fraiser:
lol... u go receive d shocker of d century wen u sundenly see our weddin IV o

... Wah dahhhh.... Well I want believe dah ur jst coming back from madam spixytinxy's shop..lol

hardie14:
no wahala.
just watching you in 3d.
if u no ammend i go just pull a rukkyola on you.

. Lwkmd oo...haba.. aunty hardie14,... take it easy on him naaa... . by d way c ur own share of fruit salad... I made it specifically for u.....

iamdynamite:
you are indeed the best twinnie in the world.so chommieblaq finally mine.dont worry i pledge not to disappoint you.will be a good boo to chommie and you will be proud of moi.

.. Yea.. Dis shows d length i can go for u twinnie.... .i belive in u dear... Infact Luv u plenty plenty ma twinnie

Qutyjoice:
Awwn, even me....Na one assignment dey my neck dz dais jawie.....Happy Palm Sunday in advance dear

.. Ok.. Same to u dear.....

Chommieblaq:
Shebi u no get another wife, no surprise me like DTOBS wey be Baba meji. I dey fragile o.

.. Lol.... Haba Chommieblaq...wich kind talk b dis naa.. U no trust me again? ... Ma twinnie no get wife .. Any wife dat is not u... Is a counterfeit!!!!