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I went to a supermarket to buy something and someone tap me on my shoulder saying oga anything for me''
i am like u dey craze na me bring u come lagos.
Someone saw bb phone with me and was asking maybe it was symbian'damn it was so hilarious.
I was doing doughnut with my car when a middle aged man was shouting,o boy take this car easy now,if u don't stop i'll call the police,i was like u dey mad na u buy car give me see me see trouble o.

There was a time a bus conductor mistake me for a female,damn i was so embarrased cuz all eyes was on me.

Ha ha ha

190: ball he nor sabi play

na to dey work out him sabi

mscheww

see this one u re hating,have u eating today bozo.

That useless network

U want make them skin her alive ne.

This man and his titanium grammar

Cute

Rubbish thread.

Cutey

fiscalcliff: Come on people let's get this thread to FP
The fumble is very hilariously written full of sarcasm even

lol mr oxford

Sticked

Bad gurl

Great app

I cant wait for the album,mrs obama

Can't she take another roles she's too old for this now.

mazaje: There is a guy who I am really sure killed his wife here in Nigeria, they have been having serious issues, suddenly the wife a very healthy woman was said to have died 2 days ago and the reason given was that she fell in the bath room. Now people are crying. . No one is pointing accusing fingers at the husband, no police has been called in, no autopsy, nothing, as muslims the woman was buried the next day. A killer has gone away with murder in this crazy country of ours, I am very sure he killed that woman. I know there are may other similar cases as well.

In a community that I visited in Benue about 3 ladies have been found dead in the community in a span of 3 months but no body seems to be doing any thing about it, even the police have not been called in, people are just living in fear, while a serial killer is on the lose. . .Why don't we report such cases to the police? When a dead body is found people try to identify it and then bury it, no one calls the police to come, when the police comes people don't want to coperate by speaking up, some people go as far as saying that it is the will of god. . .I know that our police lack the capacity to conduct such complicated investigations, but some little lead here and there can help. . .

I am just angry today so my rants might not seem coherent. . .I seriously believe that many people kill their family members both nuclear and extended or spouses and claim they died in their sleep or had a domestic accident and the issue just dies like that, no investigation, no questioning, nothing. . .Imagine a husband telling people that he found his wife's body in the bath room, he said she fell and died and that's all. . .People just accepted that explanation with out any question, next thing people are praying for her soul and reciting Arabic verses from the Koran. . .what is that?. . .Am pissed. . .

op since u knew the man killed his wife why
didn't u report to the cops.

mazaje: There is a guy who I am really sure killed his wife here in Nigeria, they have been having serious issues, suddenly the wife a very healthy woman was said to have died 2 days ago and the reason given was that she fell in the bath room. Now people are crying. . No one is pointing accusing fingers at the husband, no police has been called in, no autopsy, nothing, as muslims the woman was buried the next day. A killer has gone away with murder in this crazy country of ours, I am very sure he killed that woman. I know there are may other similar cases as well.

In a community that I visited in Benue about 3 ladies have been found dead in the community in a span of 3 months but no body seems to be doing any thing about it, even the police have not been called in, people are just living in fear, while a serial killer is on the lose. . .Why don't we report such cases to the police? When a dead body is found people try to identify it and then bury it, no one calls the police to come, when the police comes people don't want to coperate by speaking up, some people go as far as saying that it is the will of god. . .I know that our police lack the capacity to conduct such complicated investigations, but some little lead here and there can help. . .

I am just angry today so my rants might not seem coherent. . .I seriously believe that many people kill their family members both nuclear and extended or spouses and claim they died in their sleep or had a domestic accident and the issue just dies like that, no investigation, no questioning, nothing. . .Imagine a husband telling people that he found his wife's body in the bath room, he said she fell and died and that's all. . .People just accepted that explanation with out any question, next thing people are praying for her soul and reciting Arabic verses from the Koran. . .what is that?. . .Am pissed. . .

op since u knew the man killed his wife why
didn't u report to the cops.

[quote author=190-the-clown] smh-i pity you [/quote]pity urself nigga,i ain't gat clowns time,so backoff dickweed.

Great songs

Great song

I love that comic so much,so hilarious

They re cute together...

Some ppl call me casanova which i ain't ,because they usually see me with different type of gurls
gurls love me naturally cuz i'm hans and i got swag.

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Great app i gat it.