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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by IamD18: 11:37pm On Jun 05, 2018
Dillusionist:
[s] do I expect any less comment from a mentally derailed lad like you?
honestly,you always wanna get identified with every female moniker that comments and it's quite nuesatting, quit being a jobless call.low,I really don't give a flying fùck about your NL boisterousity and bellicose existence.
keep wasting your old life on NL and be looking for old hags that will offer you stipends.



return to your beggy beggy comments and quit the haste acquaintances. [/s]
I never knew being broke, poor and hungry can make someone eat ants mixed with left-over rice and call it protein.


Yet she claimed she can feed me when she feeds on ANT. grin

Nland shaa cheesy

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by IamD18: 11:27pm On Jun 05, 2018
Dillusionist:
[s] ode!!only a stupid fool like yourself won't see the sarcasm behind the comment.

oh,I forgot you suffer from brain tumor,how hazardous it can be.


You really need some form of thoroughly psychological exuberance, sorry,exoneration.

dirty psychopath. [/s]
She's now claiming sarcasm because I gave her what she gives to people.

When you used my sarcastic comment on sugar mama against me, did you remember how sarcastic I was?

Ant na protein grin People are really suffering in this country.

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by IamD18: 11:17pm On Jun 05, 2018
Dillusionist:
[s] liabilities are always quick to dish out that word so easily.
aren't you the old hungry lad begging for your granny's age mates number in order to abscond from your already diminshed self worth and existence? is that how low a cal.low like you can go?
isn't it better you end your miserable life than to allow your poor family still suffer the lost you created upon them by being the first son with nothing to account for,if not your donstan18 and iamd18 your only greatest achievement.
You whose presence could only bring tempestuous moments to the life of people staying with.

better return to your beggy beggy comments than waste your time trying to be noticed by someone that consider you as an incosequental nonentity [/s] .
Your comment below shows how rich you are grin


Dillusionist:
I just came back from work and discovered that my pot of rice I suffered to cook has been invaded by little ants. I am thinking of warming all of them and eating it. Make hunger no kill person.
Is it safe to eat those ants? My friend says it is protein.
Please help.
Lalasti.nclala. Hunger wan kill me
Coming from a broke poor lady who wanted to eat a pot of rice filled with ants, and even called it protein.


Smh! You are indeed rich.


Nland be helping poor people claims nonsense grin

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by IamD18: 11:02pm On Jun 05, 2018
Dillusionist:
what's even wrong with you dullard?
are you this dumb or what?


someone that goes about,begging for his granny's age mates contact to be fed from their left over crumbs is calling someone jobless?
You this irrelevant slowpoke trtying so hard to be noticed this night should consider sourcing for a means of income instead littering romance section with your hungry drive comments.
ode!!and for the last time,I will feed you and feed your hungry destiny.


shove your liability gibberish down your dry dreg throat,you need it more.
Smart women are now working hard to make it, not to follow men to shoprite.


*Spits* on Liability.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by IamD18: 10:54pm On Jun 05, 2018
Dillusionist:
what makes you even think I can't feed your hungry ass and shove some little change to your dry smelly assh0le?
are you stupid or trying to be relevant on my mention.

You hungry lad,why not concentrate on begging for some crumbs you get from your grannies than babble on nothing this night.
or are you that attention hungry?
Will you shut up!

Dillusionist:
angry

hmmm, she will take you to shoprite?
are you jobless or whathuh


anyway,your dick is already big,all you need is a wider pussy.
@Embolden. For you to type that, shows how jobless you are, because men spend on your cheap self.


Now, get d'hell out of my mention. Liability.


*Spit*
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by IamD18: 10:45pm On Jun 05, 2018
Dillusionist:
is that how wide your sisters pussies are?
Nkechi and Njideka?
That's what I've been longing to see you type for me to be sure you are pained. And I'm now happy.


No man need a lazy broke woman in his life. Get that.


Liability!
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by IamD18: 10:39pm On Jun 05, 2018
Dillusionist:
lazy youth,keep looking for sugar mamas that will clean up your debted ass.
A pussay of a woman of 70 years is tighter than yours, that's why any reasonable man will choose 5mb over you.

Liability.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by IamD18: 10:25pm On Jun 05, 2018
Dillusionist:
Maybe,when you start attending English classes.
Liability. Don't go and work your ass out, keep looking for men to take you to shoprite.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by IamD18: 10:05pm On Jun 05, 2018
Dillusionist:
angry
hmmm, She will take you to shoprite? are you jobless or whathuh
anyway,your dick is already big,all you need is a wider pussy.
So ladies who men take to shoprite are jobless?

You ladies should start getting sense.
Sports › Re: “nigeria Will Shock The World In Russia” – Kanu Nwankwo by IamD18: 9:43pm On Jun 05, 2018
Shock of scoring 7 own-goals per match, or shock of using Buhari as top 9.



Shock the world indeed.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of My Dick Size. Please Advice Needed by IamD18:
Is your bae's name SAMMY?


You planned with your guy to fake the chat in order to elevate your small preeeeq,but you forgot to edit his name.

Smh!
Romance › Re: Help!! My Gay Lecturer Wants To Sleep With Me, Else I Won’t Graduate – 400 Level by IamD18: 7:36pm On Jun 05, 2018
cheesy
Romance › Re: See The Beautiful Gift My Girlfriend Gave Me Today - Photos by IamD18: 7:30pm On Jun 05, 2018
cheesy
Family › Re: Is My Wife Going To Cheat Me In Future? Need Advice.. Wife Pics Attached.. by IamD18: 5:37pm On Jun 05, 2018
I couldn't even understand anything.
Romance › Re: Is This Normal? by IamD18: 5:05pm On Jun 05, 2018
Preciousgirl:
My husband doesn't like this woman doing this, but he doesn't want to offend her

Does this mean the woman wants my man?
I resemble the woman for your eye?
Romance › Re: Is This Normal? by IamD18: 5:00pm On Jun 05, 2018
Preciousgirl:
My husband tells me of a married woman on his staff
Who is fond of tickling him

Is this normal?

What should I do?
Tell him of a married man who is fond of tackling you.
Romance › Re: Can Love Make U Marry An Ex Prostitute ? by IamD18:
LOVE is a scam to humanity.

Romance › Re: YahooBoy And Lagos Runs Girl Fights Dirty On Twitter, Spill eachother Secret(pic by IamD18: 3:57pm On Jun 05, 2018
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew


Secret indeed.

Romance › Re: Truth Or Dare: He Dared Me To Have Sex With Him, Now I'm Pregnant - Lady Cry Out by IamD18: 3:39pm On Jun 05, 2018
You don't have a problem.

Just dare him to collect his sperm back from your pussay.
Romance › Re: Happy Nairalanders Having Fun At A House Party. by IamD18: 2:51pm On Jun 05, 2018
CentaurXLV:
The resemblance to the sobriquet, Mimzyy, I must say is quite uncanny.
Sure man, just checked, kinda same. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: English Girl Looking For A Tall, Dark Handsome Man To Flirt With by IamD18: 2:21pm On Jun 05, 2018
Twoclans:
Am good thank you. Always do what makes you happy regardless of people's opinion wink
@Embolden. So long as we don't hurt anyone for our happiness, we good to go.

You smart wink Have a nice day kiss
Romance › Re: A Ghanian Shares Her Story About Nigerian Men by IamD18: 2:12pm On Jun 05, 2018
cheesy
Romance › Re: Man Leaks Nude Photos Of His Ex-Girlfriend On Twitter For Infecting Him With HIV by IamD18:
Medicine after death. embarassed Nude or no nude, you are infected and gone.
Leaking her nude pictures won't cure you.

She cheated and you kept forgiving her simply because she was giving you a mind-blowing magnifying and electrifying sex.

In your next world, learn how to make decisions with your sense, not with your diiick
Career › Re: Lady Who Just Got A Job Reveals What Happens To Her Each Time She Gets Home by IamD18:
Then resign and stop seeking for attention on social media. Fvcking resign, you lazy ass or leave your m'dafvqin marriage for you to be free.


Why must a wife make such statement " If women were being paid for these chores "
What manner of selfishness is that? To get paid for doing chores in your home?

Is she mad? I don't know why women of these days finds it difficult to take their mothers as their role model. So pathetic.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: English Girl Looking For A Tall, Dark Handsome Man To Flirt With by IamD18: 12:30pm On Jun 05, 2018
Twoclans:
You are so right on both , I love naughtiness as long as its controlled .I just can't stand boring people or pretenders around me.

How are you today?
Lol, you are right, it's nice to limit and control shii.

@Pretenders. Yet you lots attack me for not pretending to be nice on you all grin

I'm good, tryna round up some works at crib. You?
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Are Hardworking, Respectful And Don't Cheat' - Ghanaian Lady Says by IamD18:
This lady no know say she dey play with fire grin grin grin

She'll soon come to tell us how a Nigerian guy broke her heart and made away with her money.

Nigerian men don't travel out to date women for love, they date to gain and hustle.
A grown Nigerian man cannot leave this country to pet a Ghanaian pussay in vain.
FACT!

To whom big ass is given, brain is expected
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: English Girl Looking For A Tall, Dark Handsome Man To Flirt With by IamD18: 12:15pm On Jun 05, 2018
Twoclans:
Yes I said I was going for a presentation .we were introducing our product to a new hospital.

Please tell me the major reason you asked. cheesy My head is running wild with different thoughts cheesy
Oh! Now I get kiss Cool. You are obviously a Northern based igbo lady, right? cheesy


Most of my female friends that are nurses are wildly naughty cheesy cheesy Very very. It's kinda part of female nurses.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: English Girl Looking For A Tall, Dark Handsome Man To Flirt With by IamD18: 12:04pm On Jun 05, 2018
Twoclans:
No I am not a nurse, I can't stand unnecessary blood.
I joined my mums company formally last month we produce medical gases mostly used by hospitals.

Currently doing a supply now, just waiting for offloading.
Wow! Pretty cool.

Thought you are one, once saw a comment you made about hospital meeting cheesy that was why I asked.


Thou, I had a major reason for asking tongue A major reason cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: English Girl Looking For A Tall, Dark Handsome Man To Flirt With by IamD18: 11:49am On Jun 05, 2018
Twoclans:
Morning sir

My dp is a reflection of the naughty side of me, but on the average I am a good girl
Sure, I'm not tryna judge kiss Ladies are sure naughty, thou they tend to hide it.


You a nurse?
Romance › Re: Why Are The Yorubas Saboteurs Naturally by IamD18: 11:46am On Jun 05, 2018
SoapQueen:
Delta State (Warri)
Alright. Though, I'm surprised.

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