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Education › Re: Akwa Ibom Science College Where Students Are Raised In Squalour by IamD18: 1:44pm On Jun 09, 2018

MissJoy29:
Lol...ok. Do you think you know now?

Of course I know. I'm a crazy person o. But I just don't have time to misbehave with people who may be far from what they portray online.

Of course you are not. Do you think I'm blind to your posts and your "wonderful" views about women? And don't tell me it's cos online personality is deceptive.

Yeah, I sure do. 35-42 years lipsrsealed

I know you've got some crazy tendencies cheesy

Arab bred ups are crazy grin

I'm immature shocked

I've got a perfect view about women, a very perfect one, trust me, I'm the best kind of man you'll ever date tongue

Of course I won't say online personality is deceptive, why? We owe no one an explanation on how we live our lives on social media wink

Romance › Re: Please Guys Help Me Wish Her A Happy Birthday by IamD18: 1:25pm On Jun 09, 2018

Tell her to come pick the pant she left in my crib, it's really smelling and making my crib not conducive.

Thanks

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Education › Re: Akwa Ibom Science College Where Students Are Raised In Squalour by IamD18: 1:13pm On Jun 09, 2018

MissJoy29:
I don't understand the first one please.

I'm glad you noticed .
Not just with guys but with ladies too..
I on't know who's behind the moniker and I want to waste time misyarning with the person?
No way! Besides, it's something I promised myself I would never do. Engaging in meaningless talk with faceless people.

Again, I have unwritten understanding with friends offline that I will never fight dirty with them no matter the provocation. Thank God I have the mature ones. And I try to separate who we are offline from who we are online.

With the question, I needed to know your age range lipsrsealed

Lol, I noticed, but it's sometimes cool to act crazy with control, everything mustn't be taken serious at all times wink

Further more, hope you know social media personalities can be deceiving?

@Embolden. Need I be told that I'm ain't included?

Travel › Re: British Airways Rejects Credit Card Payment For Trips To Nigeria, Due To Fraud by IamD18: 1:03pm On Jun 09, 2018

anibirelawal:
We are Nigerians, we are not a fraudster.

An average Nigerian is a criminal. Either directly or indirectly.

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Education › Re: Akwa Ibom Science College Where Students Are Raised In Squalour by IamD18: 11:33am On Jun 09, 2018

MissJoy29:
No you are not....
Yes I'm done with school.

I have two brothers.
Why the questions?

Alright.

Why I asked the first question; wanted to ware how far you've gone wink

The second question; I'm yet to see you indulge in a brawl with a guy herein, you are so quick to avoid. cool

Anyway, how you?

Education › Re: Akwa Ibom Science College Where Students Are Raised In Squalour by IamD18: 11:27am On Jun 09, 2018

MissJoy29:
Pop away.

Romance › Re: Guys, If She Possesses Any Of These Traits, Pls Take Her To Your Moma Asap. by IamD18: 11:01am On Jun 09, 2018

[quote author=OShepherd post=68317960][/quote]Op is late cry

Education › Re: Akwa Ibom Science College Where Students Are Raised In Squalour by IamD18: 10:58am On Jun 09, 2018

MissJoy29:
Pop away.

Alright.
You done with school? Did you grow up in a midst of men(Brothers)? kiss

Hope I'm not crossing a boundary?

Education › Re: Akwa Ibom Science College Where Students Are Raised In Squalour by IamD18: 10:58am On Jun 09, 2018

MissJoy29:
Pop away.

Alright.
You done with school? Did you grow up in a midst of men(Brothers)? kiss

Hope I'm not crossing a boundary?

Romance › Re: Look Out For Destiny Helper When Selecting Wife, Not Good Cook - Wale Aladejana by IamD18: 10:55am On Jun 09, 2018*

Help yourself. Nobody owe you any help in this m'dafvqin world.

Everyone should be in control of his/her destiny, not seeking for destiny helper.

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Education › Re: Akwa Ibom Science College Where Students Are Raised In Squalour by IamD18: 10:45am On Jun 09, 2018

MissJoy29:
That's exactly my first thought: "is it by force to attend the school?
Even if it's free.

In just went through you last 9 posts now, and felt I should pop a question kiss

Romance › Re: 'Ladies Before You Marry, Send Your Man To Go To The Market & Wash plate- Lady by IamD18: 10:16am On Jun 09, 2018*

>Your friend's husband came back from work and wanted yam/stew. He bought all necessary things for the stew. He was able to boil yam which you and your friend came and saw him eating with red oil.

>Another friend's husband refused to hold the baby while your friend cooks, she was cooking rice and banga stew.

Your friend's husband, your friend's husband. Where's your own husband?

With all your Twitter advice and lectures, you are yet to call a man your husband, but busy following married women to their home to gossip.

Last last, we know how your type will end up.

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Celebrities › Re: Afeez Abiodun Owo: I Disliked My Tribal Mark In My Childhood Days. See Why by IamD18: 9:59am On Jun 09, 2018

ChiefAzubuike:
Its a pity. Children of these people have to go through such pain in the name of recognition.

I heard the TRIBAL MARK gives them orgasm.

Celebrities › Re: Lady Shoots Her Shot At Ubi Franklin And He Responds - See How by IamD18: 9:49am On Jun 09, 2018

Thegeneralqueen:
He will make a good husband because he respect women go girl

Still searching for the nairalander to shoot my shot on

Nland guyz don't practice BESTIALITY embarassed

We no be dustbin angry

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Romance › Re: "Boys Boarding School Didn't Turn Your Son Gay, Being Gay Is Hormonal" - Lady by IamD18: 5:33am On Jun 09, 2018*

Most gays adopted that shiiii from one gender boarding school, either out of intimidation from their senior, curiosity to experience or a choice they took to live big and free from their auxiliary helpers and seniors.

Mixed gender school remains the best.
Not these seminary and missionary boarding schools.

>As a mother: It's better for your son to impregnate a lady in school than for him to come back with a leaking ass to snatch your husband from you.

>As a father: It's better your son impregnates a lady than to tell you "Baby Good morning" every day.

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Romance › Re: Share Your Weird Random Thoughts by IamD18: 11:59pm On Jun 08, 2018

My major weird thought is how to arrange a meeting, invite and blast all the politicians we have in this country.

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Romance › Re: Intended To Propose To My Gf On Her Bday Today, Instead It Was A Breakup by IamD18: 10:54pm On Jun 08, 2018*

Girlfriends are packaged and disguised HOES, they don't worth the stress and investment of any reasonable man.

>Until you marry a girlfriend, she's still a HOE looking for a man to settle with.
>Until you marry a girlfriend, you don't own her.
>Until you marry a girlfriend, don't check-dive into her privacy.
>Until you marry a girlfriend, you owe her no financial obligations.
>Until you marry a girlfriend, both of you are still single.

Relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend is just an agreed immoral commitment we indulge and gamble our emotions in, which might yield a positive(Marriage) or negative(Breakup) result. Get that.

For her to get a nude picture from a guy as Birthday gift shows and proves her a HOE disguised as girlfriend.

Congratulations Bruv, you dodged a bullet. Kindly move on with no worries, broken relationship is better than a broken marriage.

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Family › Re: The Return Of The NL FAMILY SECTION DEACTIVATORS! by IamD18: 10:52pm On Jun 08, 2018

JennyKadry2:
I fought too many people on NLD, I lost count. The only person that had the medicine then to calm me down was BusyBody...

Busybody I miss you

Nite Nite

This comment shows how ashamed you feel seeing what you did years ago on Internet.

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Celebrities › Re: Women Should Start Carrying Bag Of Rice - Twitter User Shades Chimamanda by IamD18: 9:47pm On Jun 08, 2018

Romance › Re: A Nairalander Just Proposed, Show Some Love Guys by IamD18: 9:12pm On Jun 08, 2018

That lady looks so harmless, naturally beautiful and innocent to be made lord of the rings.

Please make sure you marry that lady, forget all these vitamin pie, pumpkin fufu, protein this and that.

Don't let her regret the YES she said to you.

Thanks

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Education › Re: Different Types Of Students You Will Meet In An Exam Hall - Meme Collection by IamD18: 5:13pm On Jun 08, 2018*

The most annoying set of people in an exam hall are those "Sir it's very simple" crew, after 30 minutes in the hall, they'll start screaming "Sir Extra sheet! Extra sheet!“ embarassed

The next 10 minutes, they'll be done when you are yet to remember your reg number sef.

Then after every every, their results will still be looking like EFE and DEDE

pocohantas:
Oya edit and re-edit your comment.
Let's see how you make this one a gender-war.
You still fit tell us of the ones that use their poohsies to settle lecturers. We are waiting o...don't disappoint us.

Last last, those set of ladies were my tight paddies then, I had some of my ways through their ways, so I won't bash them cheesy

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Police Recruitment: Female Candidate Slumps, Dies During Test In Abuja by IamD18: 2:04pm On Jun 08, 2018

KanwuliaExtra:
Na who over-phock am?

Dem must do DNA test on both THE AKAMU and BIA-BIA collected from her “efrywhia" o!

Which Akamu?

You well so?

Romance › Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by IamD18: 1:10pm On Jun 08, 2018

VampireeM:
That no 3 is the most annoying in this List. Some guys are just not worth visiting, they always want to try something. Always having erections when in an enclosed space with the opposite sex

Then start visiting your male siblings that are worth visiting, not male strangers, our crib no be church.

Funny enough, most of you pretends but will still prepare by shaving your pubic hairs and wearing new panties when visiting.

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Romance › Re: LIES MEN TELL - Meme Collection by IamD18: 12:58pm On Jun 08, 2018

Which kyn LIE pass this one wey ladies dey tell. huh

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Romance › Re: Very Fat Girl Shares Before And After Childhood Pictures - Shocking !!! by IamD18: 12:21pm On Jun 08, 2018

Cloth covers many disgusting, irritating and eyesore looking shiiiit of a woman.

I refuse to be deceived until you strip before me.

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Celebrities › Re: 'the Way Men Lie, I Think Poor Eve Didn’t Eat The Forbidden Fruit First' -Juliet by IamD18: 9:47am On Jun 08, 2018

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