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He for kukuma pack his torn boxer to to show his children as his achievement during his youth days.


Foolish man!!!

Your mates are hustling to give their family and kids good life and you are busy dragging towel to show your kids.

So "Tribal mark" means Stupidity?

Hmmm! Odiegwu o!

Ndi ofe mmanu'a sef!

I will pretend like I found out nothing, intentionally insist on paying a dine for the house rent again, threaten and wait for war or court case and then watch what my wife will do.

She looks too sexy to give that man an errection.

It's in all ramifications, an act of wickedness and lack of common sense for a normal father to permit such fvckery on his child's face.

Kowor:
Low cut coming through.

You are innocently pretty. Look more like a virgin angel.

Chioma just dey use this boy dey do ponzi scheme.

Marry a non-virgin Nigerian lady at your own peril.

Why else was she dating and cheating on her husband if not for sexual satisfaction?

Will a virgin lady try this? No!
Why? Because she'll always be sexually contented with whatever you can offer in bedroom, not these irresponsible and wayward non-virgins who'll keep comparing the sexual performance of their man with their exes.

Marry a Virgin lady and stand a good chance of living a long life.

This is not my most embarrassing moment, but I'll like to share it.

Earlier this month in a gym house, I met a very beautiful and well-shaped lady and 2 of her friends. I got into discussion with 3 of them, as interesting and funny our discussion was, the one I was interested in jokingly came to me and sat on my laps, almost close to my diiick, I locked up. The more we gist, the more she shakes her ass, I got hard and uncomfortable, wanted to stand her up but thought it'll look embarrassing to her before her friends, I still locked up. She was putting on a hanging belly-button revealing sleeveless with a very tight leggings. Her nyash no dey stay one place, she dey gist with both mouth and nyash.

I was just so hard! I couldn't bear it any longer as I faked a call and jokingly tried to end the discussion, telling them that I'll be leaving to catch up on something. She stoop up, standing before me with a huge ass, she pleaded that I'll drop them off. As all these were happening, my diick was as erect as fvck, almost getting noticeable while seated that i can't even stand up before them. I obliged to her request, but was still seated.. I no wan cast myself by standing with my errected preeq because i was putting on sports trouser.

They were expecting me to stand but i pretended to be so weak and tired, hoping and looking for thoughts that will bring down my stubborn john-Thomas. As God may have it, immediately i thought of BUHARI and NNAMDI KANU, you need to see how my stubborn jnr dropped like music album, I smiled at them without them noticing the reason behind that smile, then stoop up and left with them.

Omo since that day, I no dey miss small mini-tight and Buhari picture anytime I dey go gym.

Now this is hatred.

You left Tobi, abi Tobi left you?

TheGiftedOne:
[s] The President of Nigerian Union of Arsenal Fans (NUAF) strongly condemns this move by Mr Eazi to slyly cajole our players take it easy on the field of play. Or to dance Zanku in front of goal.
Our interest is to see our players giving their best and and enjoying a purple patch in front of goal.

NUAF hereby dissociates itself from any development with this move. We trust that our dear Arsenal players will finish 3rd and retire Peter Czech with the Europa cup.

Until we converge to pop alomo bitters to the aforementioned success at the end of the season, accept our warmest regards!

signed: TheGiftedOne President NAUF.[/s]

Ogah! Mr Eazi is not responsible for Arsenal's inability to be competitive in this current days.

It's a pity the dead cannot talk or explain.

Nothing on earth will stop those boobs from turning to towel and wrapper by 50.

You for don buy Benz and house if to say you get pussay in that industry.

I'm sure the jollof rice was prepared by one achalugo nwanyi IGBO lady that is making the pastor's brain to be turninoninown.

All these asampete nwanyi oma in Igbo land can cook for Africa sha. Not those ones wey dey use 5 cups of pepper cook 2 cups of rice.

Hard drugs is the worst thing that has happened to youth of this generation..

Only a fool will think Banky W's father is happy after his son married a fellow man as a wife.

Nothing to show that he's married.

Everything about this news is irritating and disgusting.

Music wise, she's not talented.

Edo witches were doing rehearsal.

She's very unattractive.

If at that age, that boy knows what it means to cheat, then he'll be worse than his father.

PhenomenalMorgan:
He isn't "blaming" his fellowship.
He just realised himself and now wants to make changes in his lifestyle...
Yes, he may have fornicated with her previously but that doesn't mean he can't turn a new leaf upon realising what his position in followship demands!!

He should finish what he has started.

Konji knows no Religious office.

Ask Pastor suileman.

I'm holding a position now in my fellowship which does not allow me to satisfy her sexual desires (though we've had sex before I assumed the office).

You have been fornicating with her for long, all of a sudden, you started laying blames on your "Fellowship" for your inability to satisfy her sexually.

I don't understand! Is it that your fellowship use to steal your sexual libido or that your fellowship use to sing "No do No do! No do, the do ooo!" Whenever you want to sleep with her.

I don't get the reason you are blaming your innocent fellowship for something wey e didn't did.

Ganiyat72:
Although I am Muslim but it is very wrong for CAN to congratulate buhari who stole Atiku's mandate.

Please shurrup and go tell your Imans what and who to congratulate.

It is very right for CAN to congratulate the elected president regardless of who the person is.

If not that greedy folks like Fr Mbaka, Adeboye and other clergies are politically sentimental, it would have been more confident for me to tell you that it's very wrong for the church to even support any electoral candidate.

Allah Akbar!

Chizuru01:
Immediately i saw the topic, i knew it can never be in nigeria. Unless someone wants to spend half of his life time in police net as a criminal suspect awaiting trial.

A very wealthy and rich person will do it and end up not getting arrested.

Nairaland30:
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Puxxyasslicker.

Friends over bitches mehn!! [/s]

Who's the bitch? Someone's wife?

Are you MAD? What right has he to even send her on an errand in the first place? Is he her boss at work, husband, father or elder brother?

Are you FOOLISH? Why will he even visit and stay with her when the husband isn't around? I'm asking you!

Are you that DUMB? Don't you know what it means to set boundaries and mode in which you should relate to a married friend?

According to OP, she politely suggested another alternative but he turned it down, proving he had something in mind.

And here you are, typing about bitches!

Should I blame your father for this statement you made on someone's wife or should I blame your dusty brain?

It's so pitiful and shocking that after all the promises you made to your parents to be responsible, reasonable and sensible, you ended up as a shallow minded BOY who is ready to suck the scrotum balls of his friends than to protect his wife in cases like this.

C'mon! Will you take your pathetic self out of here!

Nonsense and turninoninown!

If this story is true.

Then,I'm sorry, you married a man who cannot respect and protect you before his friends.

A man who's not worthy to be called a good husband or father.

You did nothing wrong, but my advice is; If the happiness and unity of your home is so important to you, do as he has insisted by apologising to his friend.

After doing that, make sure you avoid and stay clear from that his friend. He's not happy with your family and can do anything possible to get rid of you by breaking your home. A loyal friend will be sensible enough to know that it's somehow disrespectful to send his friend's wife on such an errand.

Be careful!