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RomanceRe: How She Stylishly Rejected Him by IamDavids: 1:59pm On Mar 22, 2020
OP get low self esteem problem. Dey give fatigue as reason not to talk to a bae.

Jealousy kee you there!
SportsRe: LaLiga: Barcelona interested in signing Wilfred Ndidi by IamDavids: 11:28am On Mar 22, 2020
Lol
RomanceRe: Glory To Jesus, I Am Plus 1 Today by IamDavids: 11:27am On Mar 22, 2020
So we should fry kpomo abi
RomanceRe: Should I Break Up With Her? by IamDavids: 10:21am On Mar 22, 2020
NextD18:
All these wailing and rants na because of 1k
Guy you wicked lol
EducationRe: What Course Did You Study In The Tertiary Institution And What's your job now? by IamDavids:
oops
RomanceRe: Why Did Seun Allow Undergraduate On Nairaland ? by IamDavids: 2:29am On Mar 22, 2020
DenreleDave:
D guy wants to shine but he ended up being so foolish...
I swear babe.
RomanceRe: Share Your Weird Or Strange Experience With A Girl by IamDavids: 3:19pm On Mar 21, 2020
id911:
I met this extremely beautiful yellow girl somewhere in Lagos and we became friends. Some months later, I asked her out and she agreed. It wasn't difficult for her to say yes because we were already good friends and talking almost on a daily basis.

She came visiting, one thing led to the other and we had sex. We agreed to meet again in a week's time and she left. I decided to sleep since I was alone at home. I had a terrible dream I never dreamed before. Seeing myself sleep with a huge python and I awoke with so much fear. I was shivering and confused but I was 100% sure she was the reason I had such a terrible dream. I wanted to immediately call off the relationship but later said no, let's just try to know what's going on.

I picked up my phone and called her. She came and I explained everything to her but she started crying. She then said she's unable to have any man in her life because of these types of experiences. How the thing started was that, one day, she was walking on the road and a guy called and asked her out but she declined his offer. While the guy was talking to her, he was looking directly into her eyes and she started feeling somehow. That night, while she was about to sleep and door locked the same guy came to forcefully sleep with her. She was screaming but nobody could hear her. She was later taken to sea by that guy, got married inside the sea and that she has children there. She even told me inside the water she was like a queen with a crown on her head and many servants singing and praising her. Since then, they always attack any guy that's dating or wants to marry her. She was crying uncontrollably and I was the more afraid but I wanted to see if there could be a solution.

After going from one religious place to another, fortunately, one particular church like that was able to deliver her and destroy the connection between her and the water spirit permanently and she's free. She's now married with two kids.

Personally, I never believed some of these stories not until this girl issue came up. This world is far deeper than the way we see it
Which Nollywood movie is this one?
RomanceRe: Why Did Seun Allow Undergraduate On Nairaland ? by IamDavids: 3:16pm On Mar 21, 2020
Olakunleyakub:
Hi guyz,
Am horlakunle yaqub from Abeokuta but stays in Abuja.
My concern about this platform is allowing secondary school students and under graduates to be part of this great forum is what seun really need to give a second taught..
This kind of platform should be strily for matured minds and graduates not for kids who still need to upgrade their sense of reasoning. I have a lot of friends who have been telling me that nairaland is meant for little kids and unriped minds but I used to debunked those claims that nairaland still have some sensible and matured people such as
Ilegend
I don tear toto
Lalasticala
Casalinder
Ubunja and many more that I can remember now.

Undergraduate who are supposed to focus on their study will be here giving relationship advice as a marriage paundit and bashing sum1 who is old to be the 6th elder brother if not father.

Seun pls go back to the drawing board and have a retink..thanks.
Mr Graduate! Old man, ordinary English you cannot construct. Ode!
RomanceRe: Why Did Seun Allow Undergraduate On Nairaland ? by IamDavids:
illicit:
The name of one of your so called matured users speaks otherwise.
This is a free world and there's a fundamental freedom of expression and association.
It's just like you are asking government to create a special town for undergraduates and students because a minority of them constitutes nuisance
RomanceRe: . by IamDavids: 12:55pm On Mar 21, 2020
Of all the problems in this world, penis problem is your own?

Nothing we no go hear o!

Mad oh!
SportsRe: Coronavirus: NFF Suspends All Football Activities by IamDavids: 10:43am On Mar 21, 2020
Rick9:
League that nobody watches grin
Go and tell that to the Kano people who troop out en-masse to watch Kano pillars.

Idiot!
SportsRe: Coronavirus: NFF Suspends All Football Activities by IamDavids: 10:40am On Mar 21, 2020
Studio247:
No bigger idiot and a fool than you
Who brings your daily life frustration on social media
And start attacking people for airing their harmless and personal opinion on a post.
You just acted like an unchained mad dog .
Only a naive person like you stays far from reality.
I thought i'd ignore you, on the second thought, i felt i had to give you a dose of me.

Your mediocrity speaks huge volume.TF! Step up or you be stepped on!

Your so dumb, nigga! You claim i attacked you, with a knife or what? Lol

Cry baby, better shut the fvck up. You posted some shit, well i don't agree with your sentiments hence the critique. But you stupid self started crying like you be a 3 month old baby dumped on the roadside. Nigga you deluded, i intend to change your dogma, if you are open to learning, you naive bastard. And stop stealing words, motherfvcker.

Nigga, you never earned the right to tell the do's and don'ts, where's the freedom of speech. I'll attack anybody i see fit, lol. Grow up nigga.

Middle finger boy!
RomanceRe: Corona Induced Proposal by IamDavids: 11:27am On Mar 20, 2020
Ok. So make we go fry your balls abi.
You ask them b4 you post their private life online, idiot!
RomanceRe: See What Happened After Her Boyfriend Abandoned Her In A Saloon by IamDavids: 11:16am On Mar 20, 2020
I hope our Nigerian ladies are learning.
RomanceRe: Never Go Broke.... by IamDavids: 11:13am On Mar 20, 2020
Guy you wey survive BokoHaram/Iswap attacks, go bounce back again. Just gotta dig deep inside you and garner that mental strength that kept you going in your ordeals in the North.

You got a good CV i guess, hopefully you get a good job and you can bounce back.

But i got a problem with you. Alk these while you were with the NGO, weren't you saving. And why would you sell your car and go broke.

Did you lavish it on the girl?

Wake up man!
RomanceRe: The Cure For Corona Virus ...is In The Blood by IamDavids: 11:04am On Mar 20, 2020
robosky02:
In exodus we find a pattern which the modern day are using


1. In Egypt the Israelites were asked to stay at home


Just like everyone is been advised to home reduce maximum contact with crowd



2. The blood is the communion table we take .just like the Israelite took the Passover





3 the plague did not spare even the households of pharaoh
Today even president are been affected and quarantined




It take a spiritual man to know what to do.
Mr Man enough of all your biblical craps.

Nature is at work, and man will do everything to end this pandemic. There would be casualties.

I repeat follow the safety guidelines and you would be fine.
RomanceRe: CORONA VIRUS: The Expected World War 3. by IamDavids: 9:59am On Mar 20, 2020
Mr man, go and sleep.

Typing crap and all.

Naive bastard.
RomanceRe: Am In Big Trouble, Am Married But I Keep Remembering My Ex Boyfriend, What Can I by IamDavids: 9:57am On Mar 20, 2020
Women get problem o!!

Egungun be careful na Express you dey go!

I no go talk more than that
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Osun Bans All Public Gatherings by IamDavids: 8:30am On Mar 20, 2020
ybalogs:
So nah Buhari bring Corocoro abi
He has not been proactive. He is non chalant towards the pandemic.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Osun Bans All Public Gatherings by IamDavids: 8:25am On Mar 20, 2020
Buhari has failed us as a country.
RomanceRe: How Do You Know That A Girl Truly Loves You? by IamDavids: 8:21am On Mar 20, 2020
Leezah:
You obviously did not read.
Listen, a girl can't exhibit 20% of all these loving craps you listed. Not even you.

Nobody loves, everyone is just co-habiting.

Wake up from these fantasies.

Your giving tips, do you shower your bf with all these good things you listen.

Women are bitches!
RomanceRe: Will These Current Set Of Nairalanders Be Active In The Next 15 To 20 Years? by IamDavids: 8:11am On Mar 20, 2020
rilikalid:
Revise it please, Professor. After you finished revising, then go and do thanksgiving in Church that you have made it in life.
I swear your English don give me corona virus. Me that was asymptomatic before. TF! Guy you no go kill person 0!!!
RomanceRe: How Do You Know That A Girl Truly Loves You? by IamDavids: 8:03am On Mar 20, 2020
pansophist:
My girlfriend does all these things you mentioned. Experiencing a woman's love can be one of the most beautiful thing a man will experience. I will add more though.
Liar!. And your still sleeping around
RomanceRe: How Do You Know That A Girl Truly Loves You? by IamDavids: 8:02am On Mar 20, 2020
Leezah:
There various ways to know if your girlfriend loves you or not...

1. If your girlfriend loves you, she will be anxious to please you.
2. If she loves you, she will be eager to see you all the time.
3. If your girlfriend loves you, she will not expect you to be the only one who calls her more frequently. If your girlfriend hardly call you with the excuse that she doesn't have call credit all the time, then re-evaluate your relationship again!
4. If she loves you, she will trust you unconditionally - even when she sees you in the company of other girls. She will not just jump to hasty conclusions but wait for an explanation.
5. If your girlfriend loves you, she will not be money-conscious. She will be contented with whatever you're able to provide her.
6. If your woman loves you, she will not date other guys, i.e. cheat on you.
7. If your girlfriend loves you, she will not keep secrets from you.
8. If she loves you, she will willingly and gladly buy you gifts and occasionally spend her money on you, no matter how little she earns.
9. If your woman loves you, she will allow you take control and make major decisions concerning both of you. she will even consult you and seek your opinion before taking major decisions concerning herself.
10. If your girlfriend loves you, she will listen and really listen to you when you talk because she respect you, instead of engaging in meaningless and unnecessary argument - insisting that she's right and you're wrong.
11. If she loves you, she will be quick to take corrections and make adjustments.
12. If your woman loves you, she will not gossip about you to her friends and other people.
13. If your girlfriend loves you, she will be supportive of your projects, show concern as to the possibility of success and actively participate in ensuring that they succeed.
14. If she loves you, she will not use sex as a tool for bargaining for whatever she wants.
15. If your woman loves you, she will be eager to resolve any misunderstandings quickly and do everything possible, even lovingly apologising on her knees, in order to win your heart over to overcome the conflict.
16. If she loves you, she must not take you for granted that whatever she does to you you're stuck with her, maybe because of your religious beliefs or requirements by the law of the area you dwell in.
17. If your girlfriend loves you, she will not compare you with other people, maybe her dad, a former boyfriend or other guys in your neighbourhood.
18. If your woman loves you, she will see your problem as her problem and actively contribute financially or otherwise to solving them.
19. If she loves you, she will accept your family and friends as her own.
20. If your girlfriend loves you, she will not insist on holding on to friends that you do not approve of.
It is my firm belief that by paying close attention to all the fine points mentioned above, you can tell for certain if your girlfriend loves you or not.
And where will someone meet a girl with all these fine attributes. I bet OP is not even close to all what she has typed here.
RomanceRe: The Cure For Corona Virus ...is In The Blood by IamDavids: 7:57am On Mar 20, 2020
Ode! No follow proper guidelines, they bank on blood to protect you from corona virus.

All these religious fanatics are naive, fact!

Even y'all spiritual father, Pastor Adeboye asked that y'all adhere to the safety guidelines.
RomanceRe: I Casted A Spell On My Mother In-law by IamDavids: 10:55pm On Mar 19, 2020
You did not cast any spell on anyone. STFU!
SportsRe: Coronavirus: NFF Suspends All Football Activities by IamDavids: 10:40pm On Mar 19, 2020
iCauseTrouble:
All these praises you have given to yourself are just audio.... I can bet you are a pauper in real life. You're free to sing-praise yourself with the #100 naira mtn data on your phone. Very soon, you will wake up to reality..... Ode oshi
E pain am! Egungun be careful na Express you dey go! I have never backed out of a fight, i won't now.

Nigga, just a tip of the iceberg and your sorry ass is already overwhelmed. I don't care what you think of me, coming from an illiterate I'm not disturbed.

Dude, you gotta grow up, read books. Do things that make you happy and stop (19-1 )hating. Ogbeni emi (44-4) forty.

Nigga your sorry ass should wake up. Ji ma sun!
RomanceRe: Will These Current Set Of Nairalanders Be Active In The Next 15 To 20 Years? by IamDavids: 10:30pm On Mar 19, 2020
rilikalid:
me have been in NL since 2015./I have since used about five different accounts because I keep forgotten my password and reopening another one. Even my present account, I have still forgotten the password. I just pray I don't lost this phone because if buying another phone means using another browser where I will required to use password to login into my account.
Guy person fit contract corona virus with this your English. Mad oh!

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