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iCauseTrouble:
Only old, outdated and jobless niggaz like you do

TF! Dude. Your so pathetic! So petty! Your a just a naive lil nincompoop. You don't know shii about me, so stop the crap.

What part did you not understand, your dumbass self can't decipher words.

I am all you can dream of nigga! You should look up to me. You call me old, yes nigga I'm your papa, nigga!

You call me outdated, i bet i know a bunch of stuffs already than you would ever know in your entire life on the milky way.

You call me jobless because i watch NPFL matches at Stadias on weekends. Nigga ama feed you with you proceeds i get from writing about the NPFL!

We no be mate nigga! No think am

iCauseTrouble:
Who dey watch am before?

I dey comot campus go watch Kwara Utd home matches, idiot!

Studio247:
The only remedy is going back to God
Man has failed God
This whole thing looks like God has moved away from man.
Man is too carried away by the things of the world.
This may be a sign that Jesus is coming
Everything the Bible said is coming to reality.
May God help us

Stfu! You this naive idiot. Man did not fail anyone. What fvcking sign? Nothing is coming to reality. The Sars-Cov2 came out when it came out. That's mother nature in action. No one whatsoever has any control over what happens.

SmellingAnus:
hahahahaha I am sorry o... Although it's been over two years I was busy with their product... Lol...

Most times I I am hardly in the mood to talk about them ... So let me share one real life episode from my life but please don't even ask me further questions on this .. I will try to make it brief as possible...

So in my final year, there was this lesbian or better still bi or whatever that happened to like or maybe love me... while I friendzoned her, so a particular day I confronted her, and told her she is possessed and has a connection with the marine, of which she accepted and also confessed some stuffs to me, she also said even many pastors have told her about it but she knows about it... Question is , how did I know and was so sure that I confronted her , that is a long story that I can't even share soon so don't bother asking... Note, she wasn't my first or even last encounter with them, ... What I told you was just a scene in many scenes meaning I just told you a small part of it... Anyway that is by the way...

I am surprised you know they exist... How come you got to know, share what you know... Lol

Nigga! Stfu! Your a fvcking liar. And between me and you, you know i'm right.

See how you dey think like fish!

Yes. If she is willing to be giving me Mouth Action at least twice daily.

Ireneh:
Please guys I'm urgently looking for a small loan of 15k to complete payment for some goods. I've tried most of the loan apps but I have an issue with my bvn number that apparently requires me to bring an affidavit and police report to rectify. Then I've also tried sites like renmoney but you need a salary account to be eligible. Please help me out. I'm willing to provide every form of identity I have (including social media accounts) and also interest upon payback (at the end of the month). Anyone willing to assist me, please this is my number 08054271376. Im a recent graduate and I'm into mobile phones business. Plus I still get a monthly stipend from my parents so I'm sure to payback at month end.

Thunder fire you there!

You want to go and play baby(bet9ja virtual)

Bros hustle, aint no free money anywhere.

simplepee:
Bros you sure say you dey okay?. Na like this madness dey start o

No be you go tell me say nah 2 fish and groundnut oil dey inside sardine. Aunty! Go marry! Stop fvcking around bitch!

simplepee:
Cry no more baby.

Fix your life Aunty, stop sleeping around. Get married and lets see your maternity photoshoots. TF! You have a low self esteem, you won't upload. I'm sorry for your miserable low self esteem life! It's written all over you.

Westernlove:
Who collect your biscuit my guy......

I was expecting an intriguing thread to start with. but i was welcomed by that idiotic post, the reason the vehement outbursts.

You suppose chop slap. Nigga, what's the meaning of this?

Reduction? Go complain give people wey dey sell nah. Even if it is evident that Buhari is stupid, must you display your stupidity online for all Nigerians to catch a glimpse.

Guy, no vex me! Take this thread down.

And last i checked, this space is meant for Romance related matters, nobody is interested in your romance with moi-moi. Mtcheew

simplepee:
Everything must be on social media, our generation and stupidity.


Nice wallpaper.

Pele! Aunty wey no stupid. They are not suffering from low self esteem like you do, so ama tell you to shut the fvck up, bitch!

Davash222:
My armpit can give you orgasm, trust me.

Mad oh!

rukell:
What is this one saying!

If you can't decipher that shit, you problem bitch! I don't know how to help.

Admissionclass:
too many kids on NL one of the reason I will deactive all my accounts soon.

Papii! Will you shut the fvck up and deactivate all your fvcking accts. No one will miss you, fact!

Zero humor, fvcking loner. Get the fvck off this thread. OP sef laugh, you mumu dey type shiit.

Thunder fire you there! Broda ode!

Lamanii22:
You're at fault... pre-intimacy should be long... Make her orgasm... You won't thrust more than 4-5 times and then she'd be alright.. Or satisfied... She'd be the one telling you it's okay..

Agba! As a pro that you are. Wisdom will not kill you. O ku lakaaye

Chi59:
You don't call, she calls, you're complaining. You're too young for a relationship.

Pele! Sorry! You that are old for a relationship. Set awon Toke Makinwa. Aunty! Relationship expert, before you start deliberating on people's personal life, have you fixed yours?

And shut the fvck up, bitch!

Egungun be careful na Express you dey go. Masquerade no hear word. E don happen! Motor don jam am.

Buhari has failed us as a president. I tell you, there are more Nigerians with the virus that are undetected.

Take proactive measures, the dumb Fulani man wouldn't and the bunch of useless legislators led by the APC and their non-chalant and lackadaisical approach towards the Sars-Cov2.

You no want get belle, yet you dey fvck raw to raw. Belle don come, you dey fidget.

If only we had the Zimbabwean president, we would not be panicking right now. No incidence of the virus yet he te tagged it a national disaster.

Curse be on the day Buhari was given birth to. Imagine the useless man is yet to make a statement on the Covid-19.

What a country!!

BadRadio:
u re not getting my point. Just think about it !

You're pissing me off. Tf! Nigga stop messing with people head. You're Fvcking suffering from low self esteem. Grow the fvck up dude

BadRadio:
You have to chill now !!!

You have to stop all your craps nigga. You be bitching around like a pussy. Grow the fvck up dude. Jesus!

Nigga STFU!

Una problem. How this take affect the prize of garri

Davash222:
Beer is my girlfriend. Never jealous.

I can take Heineken in the afternoon and Goldberg in the evening.. No nagging, no quarrel.

Trophy is my own babe!

Serves him right. Fvcking paedophile!!

I don't know our problem in this country. When a celebrity uploads her maternity photoshoots, these hypocritical nairalanders dont say shiii.

Now an innocent lady is bold enough to show the world she is ready for womanhood, now they got a problem with that.

Ma'am you rock, so pretty. And i wish you a safe delivery and the very best in your union.

If its a boy, can you name the child Davids after me.

Buhari why?