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Fraudulent Ait.


Where are other parties? Especially Kowa party missing!

Ait...friends of presidency


Nigeria Sai Buhari!!!

Tval:
na handsomeness we wan chop?

Yes

When last did we have such ugly one? Sagna

dayo999:

Ugliest in Arsenal Fc

Annie too fine o

I guess Tania dey wait for Wizkid or is it Wizdaddy?

Jaybee3

The Deuteronomy style of Tithing is different to the New testament. Study these verses

Isaiah 43: 18-19
18 Remember ye not the former things, neither consider the things of old.

19 Behold, I will do a new thing; now it shall spring forth; shall ye not know it?...


Hebrews 7:5 -
And verily they that are of the sons of Levi, who receive the office of the priesthood, have a commandment to take tithes of the people according to the law, that is, of their brethren, though they come out of the loins of Abraham


Luke 18:12 - I fast twice in the week, I give tithes of all that I possess.


1 Corinthians Chapter 16: 1-2
1 Now concerning the collection for the saints, as I have given order to the churches of Galatia, even so do ye.

2 Upon the first [day] of the week let every one of you lay by him in store, as [God] hath prospered him, that there be no gatherings when I come.


I pray you get inspirations from above in your cause of meditating on it. Amen

Stumbled upon this while reading a political website. This guy is a prostitute in politics o

However there is hope. If Goodluck Jonathan wants his fortunes and the fortunes of his party to change and if he wants peace to return to our shores he simply has to do twelve things.

1. He has to resign as President forthwith and undertake to stay out of Nigerian politics for the next ten years and confine himself to fishing in Otueke.

2. If he cannot step down, he must give a public undertaking to the Nigerian people that he will not run for re-election in 2015 and tell them that if he changes his mind and decides to do so at the last minute they should stone him.

3. He must go and prostrate flat on the floor with his face touching the ground before seven of the most respected and distinguished men in this country and tell them that he is very sorry for the mess he has created and he must refuse to get up until they swear by the Holy Bible or Holy Koran that they have truly forgiven him for destroying our country. Those men are President Olusegun Obasanjo, General Ibrahim Babangida, General Abdulsalami Abubakar, General T.Y. Danjuma, General Muhammadu Buhari, Vice President Atku Abubakar and Asiwaju Bola Tinubu.

4. He must write an open letter of apology to the 36 Governors of the Federation, the Senate President, the Speaker of the House and the Chief Justice of the Federation for his manipulative ways and the gross incompetence and ineptitude that he has displayed whilst running the affairs of this country over the last three years.

5. He must write a letter of condolence and pay a token fee of compensation as restitution to the families of every single one of the 7000 innocent Nigerians that have been killed by Boko Haram in the last three years.

6. He must take off the kid gloves, stop interfering and give the military the green light to use all necessary means to prosecute the war against Boko Haram and he must win that war.

7. He must dismantle the death squads and the group of deadly snippers that he has allegedly commissioned to create havoc and he must tear up the list of one thousand opposition figures that he has been accused of drawing up for elimination by Obasanjo and others.

8. He must remove one Esho Jinadu who is better known as Mr. Buruju Kashamu (a rather strange name that does not have it’s origins in yorubaland but instead sounds like a low quality brand of Indian tea) as the leader of the PDP in the south-west and honour the demand of the American Courts and the ruling of the Nigerian Federal High Court and Court of Appeal by extraditing him to the United States of America to answer serious charges of drug smuggling in that country forthwith.

9. He must direct his Ijaw supremacist kinsmen to desist from threatening the lives of other Nigerians that oppose his government and who keep threatening brimstone and fire and the dismemberment of Nigeria if he is not allowed to come back in 2015.

10. He must undertake to stop serving kai kai at the Presidential Villa and he must dispense with the services of one Mama Brandy, a well-known Ijaw ”prayer warrior” and spiritualist.

11. He must pull down every satanic altar that may have been erected in the Presidency and consecrate and re-dedicate the whole place to the Living God.

12. He must give a public undertaking that the other four Presidents that run this country with him and that act as his ”Co-Presidents” will also step down with him forthwith or, if he insists on staying till 2015, give an undertaking that he will fire them with immediate effect and bar them from playing any role whatsover in the running of the affairs of our country from now on. Those four co-Presidents are, in order of seniority, 1. Dame Patience Jonathan (the First Lady) 2. Allison Dizeani Madueke (the Hon. Minister of Petroleum Resources) 3. Stella Oduah (the not so Hon. Minister of Aviation) and 4. Ngozie Okonjo-Iweala (the Hon. Minister of Finance and the Co-ordinating Minister). President Goodluck Jonathan, even though he is the public face of the small cabal of co-Presidents that presently rules Nigeria and even though he is the one that was given a lawful mandate from the Nigerian people in 2011 to lead our country, comes a distant fifth in the pecking order. He is co-President number 5 and woe betide him if he crosses the line and tries to challenge the position or usurp the duties of any of his four seniors. That is the sordid and degenerate level that our country has been reduced to by this little man from Otueke.

By Femi Fani Kayode.

http://www.thecomplex.ng/?p=2074&utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

qasmah:
All ds crap n u say ds person knows what he/she 's saying?It's pathetic

Yes it is really pathetic

Seriously, me I need presidential job


#Sai Buhari though!

You are really smart

I pity ur family very soon. This is how it starts

My fav moment of the match was when the players refused to track back leaving the defense vulnerable and Le coq had to aggressively charge at the Lazy Arsenal players.


That was some minutes before the end of the first half or so

Le coq was Superb today. First time in a long time dt Gunners defended like a team

I just shouted APC at home and my lil sister of age 3 replied Change!!!


We need Change. Sai Buhari! Sai Osibanjo

God help

It's like showing of breast is now what's in vogue

Wow

Congrats

Tompeters:
don't criticise things u don't understand..... That word is a spiritual word..

Stories for the gods

sexyseun:
If you dont tell us what the "help" is all about how can we give you a profitable advice?

Ur profile pishure says a lot...

U set gan o

No matter the help.No give am o


even if its 5 naira. Even if its ordinary prayer.

If u see or call her, make sure u forgive her. Lobatan

I warned u o

OooooO The Real Man of God who asked to say Good morning even in the night


Christianity is being confused

Where are d pishures?

I want to believe its true

Tibins:
Cos they were never equiped under previous govts, even though the crisis was imminent. Now someone is working hard to change the cause of events, here we are throwing mud. If we do not understand a thing, we should just shut up.

Thank God for the bolded

Shut the f**k up boy

Absoj:
It's a pity.whats ur grouse with d NA?

Countless

When I insulted the army recently, people complained

The NA is one I so much despise. What insolence.