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The federal government in collaboration with the Kogi state government tactically killed him. I believe he was shoot. Our federal government is so heartless. A revolution must come. Many of these politicians must demise!

Father don release again! Leave it for Banga Lee! I'm past of the temple Lee! Big hailings to the biggest fish Eja Nla. Tight video! I love you D'banj! #team_db

About a decade and half of a decade ago, I used this lil note book called the Olympic note book which was a very popular note book then used by the junior pupils in primary schools ranging from kg 1-3, primary 1 and 2. It's a very fragile note book which has few pages. It's no longer in circulation now but I still do remember the memories I have bout it. Did you use this note book at school? Share your memories about it @Nairalanders Follow this blog to get more www.dsamigho..com

The World Cup draws is to be held tomorrow in Brazil. All countries that have qualified for the tournament would fall into the several groups. My instinct tells me that Nigeria would fall into Group A where we would be facing the host probably as the first game of the tournament. I see Nigeria falling into Group A. What do you Nairalanders think about this? Read more >>> http://dsamigho..com/2013/12/nigeria-would-fall-in-group-my-instinct.html

I like to know and here from you Nairalanders. The only bit I know about the dragon is that it's an animal that can fly which spits fire and also a dangerous animal which went into extinction many years ago. The extinction of this animal isn't well known as many scientists have made many documentaries about it. Most of us here might have read, watch movies and documentaries about dragons. Did dragons ever exist?

shizzle11: jisos kraist!

talk about punny being offered on a platter of gold. No stress, no hassles,....I mean on a bleeping platter.

nigga dafuq is wrong with yout

Begin to chop that punny as soon as possible else she'll see you as some slack, and if you fail to use your chances, one day she'll change her mind on you, by then you will look for her but she'll call your bluff.

I am vexing.

I gbadu your matter die! You get the right key.

YankeeJoe: Guy, why re u wastin time on wat u re suppose 2 ve done 2 dat little bitch? In a more realistic analysis, do u tink she' stil a virgin or naive abt intimace even wit dos gestures she had presented b4 u? Guy, fire her sharp sharp! Moreso, dont mind those hypocrites askin u 2 do notin cos they ve done worst, if not stil doin such

Factual fact. So true.

@op It's seems you're far older than this girl. I would have advice you to give her what she wants. I would advice you not to if you're far older than her. I like you to also live her for me. I'm 20 and a virgin and it won't be bad if I start with her with full force and spirit. I'll Bleep her like hell.

I know most people would see this as a crazy post but it's embedded with factual facts which can't be comprehended. The internet and my phones has been my best friends since I changed and dropped all my hypocritical friends. It's always there when I need it and it always keeps me in touch. It can make me laugh, have deep thoughts about whatever and blah blah blah! Bleep girlfriends!

Nigeria should be ready to be in any group. We should be ready for any team as the champions of Africa. Any group would be good for us but my instinct tells me that Nigeria would be in group A.

If them like make them open whatever application, e nor still make JAMB reliable. Na still rubbish! People wah know book nor dey pass but those with empty coconut heads dey pass. Bleep JAMB!

If them like make them open whatever application, e nor still make JAMB reliable. Na still rubbish!

tsleazy: To God be d glory ... i am first to comment ... I Dedicate This Post to Prof IYAYI. May his soul rest in peace

May him rest in peace indeed!

ikekings1: Truly, the world is coming to an end.. #end time tinz..

Endtime indeed #endtime_team

Good one!

This is the most weird and daft thing I've ever read this year. Why should a a responsible guy (if you're close to it) wash his girl's undies Is she sick or what Or is she disabled Is not bad to help your girlfriend or whatever but not this. Real men won't try this shit. I would never try such unless situations warrants it and it would only be my wife. @op I hope you're sane because it's seems you're not.

If it ain't for the title which is best super hero, I would've picked Pinhead in Hellraiser. That guy is capable of destroying superman, hulk, spiderman, batman, and so and so. As a demon, he has spiritual powers which he can use to wreck any living being apart. For the title of the topic, I'll pick Superman. No super hero can withstand superman considering the power all of these super heroes possess. He can wreck hulk, spiderman, batman, ironman and the rest. Superman is the strongest super hero of all time

I would say the iphone5. There was and there's still a big crave for this Apple phone which has an amazing and unique system. iphone5 is the best smart phone this year.

I never thought that Burna Boy has a bad side like this. I always saw him in a good light as a cool guy. Sometimes, talents aren’t just enough.
Burna Boy is one of the most talented singers in Nigeria today but his “uncontrollable” character has cost a 15 years ban from the United Kingdom.
‘He can’t be told anything to do, he’s a big boy right now. He won’t just listen anymore, we are frustrated with his actions’.” his label mates told NET.
Burna boy who is presently having issues with his label, Aristokrat, has not only moved out of the house provided for him by the label in Lekki Phase 1 but he has also extricated himself from them and now handles his career with a former label employee who now only answers to him (Burna).
‘He wants to be in more control of his career’, they further told the online portal.
Well, Burn Boy’s ‘uncontrollable’ mannerism and persona didn’t just start yesterday; a few months ago he allegedly attacked and slapped a ticket attendant at the Silverbird cinema, Port Harcourt.
Also, a while in the UK back in 2010, he was arrested and sent to jail by London Police for allegedly being part of a gang and stabbing someone to death.
He was released after 11 months and given two months parole plus community service on the grounds of being of ‘good behaviour’, however, Burna allegedly disobeyed authorities and travelled back to Nigeria where he signed a record deal with Aristokrat.
While attempting to later travel back to the UK a while later, he was arrested at the airport and deported to Nigeria and barred from the UK for the next 15 years. Source : http://dsamigho..com/2013/12/burna-boy-banned-from-uk-for-15-years.html & http://dailystar.com.ng/2013/12/03/burna-boy-banned-uk-15-years/

drey22: NOT FUNNY

Not funny at all!

The towel getting dirty when you use it to clean your wet clean body has a simple reason to it. As a Warri boy win resides in Warri leaving in a face me I face you compound which has a half wrecked bathroom (if you know what I mean. The bathroom be like death room. Very rough and almost falling down without doors). When you wanna take your bath, you need to hang you towel on the dirty door or on top of a stick which is made for such in the bathroom. Your towel would probably get stained after you remove it. I don't use towel to clean my yet body after bath but I only use it to cover my unclothedness as I go to and out of the bath room. That's the main reason why mine gets dirty and I also try to watch it regularly. As for those staying in big and lavish apartments which has world class bath rooms, I don't know how theirs get dirty but no matter what it must still get dirty as you use it regularly. I don comment finish!

We're in a world where we humans face one challenges or the other. It might be critical or not critical. My message to every disable person is to keep strong even as they meet people who discriminate against them. Many were not born like that. I pledge to help any disable if am able to, if I come across anyone on my way. I love you all but God lover you most. One Love!

Good move from one of my best governors Oshiomhole. This was definitely the right thing to do. Evil minded individuals would still talk shit though. Thumbs up Oshio baba!

Okay. Both are Nigerian, so any body can win.

Some years back, Nollywood actors and actresses released one music album or the other. Some were hits probably because the music scene in Nigeria wasn't very strong then. We've scene Nollywood stars like Nkem Owoh, Patience Ozokwo, John Okafor, Desmond Elliot, Jim Iyke, Omotola Jalade, and even right now Tonto Dike releasing some music tracks. My favourite Nollywood star turned musician is Nkem Owoh. Even till now, I still play his songs. He released two albums but the first was a hit which had tracks like Agreement, Chop your dollars, Susana, Claim relationship... I fell in love with these tracks that I couldn't stop playing them on repeat. I still play them sometimes now. As for an actor like Desmond Elliot who also released an album which was somehow a christian music album was the worst among them. Music was definitelty not his thing and even in acting, the part that fits him most is those love roles. Tonto Dike's music as an actress is also a waste. What is 'hi hi hi hi hi hi hi! I just wanna say hi hi!'. Her songs are just for the refuge bin. My favourite Nollywood star turned musician is Nkem Owoh. Who's yours? Let's get this thread going?

What's this thing all about? I don't know. I need enlightenment.

Only irresponsible girls would ask for what this op highlighted. A well responsible girl does know a responsible guy and agrees for him when he comes around.

I might have come late to comment but I hope you @op read my comment. I've noticed a thread about Nigerian guys for a long time now. They easily break up with their girlfriends when caught doing the act with another man. What baffles me is that most of these guys indulge in the same act. Sometimes their girlfriends know and unable to walk away from them (marriage reasons probably because it's not easy for a girl to a man get married in Nigeria). @op I'm not trying to justify your girlfriend but con you swear that you haven't slept with another girl since you were born. If you have, you don't have any choice than to forgive her. You call her your first love but maybe not your first Bleep. I'm a guy but I hate this thing about Nigerian guys. They behave like gods like they can never be wrong or punished when it comes to sexual issues like this. I'll only do what you did if I haven't slept with another girl in my life before (which I haven't though). #Last bullet - Go back to your girl if you've done same before except there true love wasn't even existing. I rest my fingers.

The best way is to back up your files first and run the os on your system

Na waiten this people dey post Mummy come carry me commot from here!

I love this thread but I don't have any funny photo to post.