mustashfa:
PES 2020 mobile resumes 17 October. Bye bye to PES2019

Please, Do you know the exact time it will be available today?

Slawormir:


So you still dey use Glo for this 21st century?
Stop using Glo niggarrr
Glo network is the only network where signal can go for about 3 days,
the only service whereby if you on your data connection you will have to wait for 5 minutes before browsing.
The only network where there will be signal in your toilet, corner of your room and beside kitchen cabinet only..
glo internet speed is slower than injured snail
you might give your life to Christ before you finish downloading a porn movie with glo

Fatality

please, I need clarification. does the Nokia 7.1 and 8.1 have Chinese and global variants? if yes, how do i distinguish between both variants? I hope to purchase the global variant of either models and I don't want to make a mistake. Thank you.

toba400:
Facebook user Emmanuel Onyeka shared these photos of a bride and groom running...

he didn't give further detail but it seems they were either late or their car broke down.

Why do you think this bride and groom ran to their wedding?


Source:http://www.flexygist.com/2016/08/14/photos-checkout-this-bride-and-groom-running-to-their-wedding/

the spirit of the Olympics lol

Boyoski09:
Dangote for President 2019

The worst tthing Dangote can do to himself is venturing into full time politics because that may be the beginning of his downfall ... Any asset he acquires for himself is automatically labelled "a product from stolen funds " and people will suddenly forget he was wealthy even before joining politics .... so Mr Dangote pls , never ever like ever ever think of becoming a politician in this messed up nation . God will continue to bless you more immensely.

Hardetayour:
Lol. That babe that had mental issues. The day wey she wan face me for camp dey follow me yarn dust, I take off mehn. Make OBS no use me do advert

Correct!! She enjoyed absolute immunity in camp. You acted smart lol

Please whr is "I know my right"? only TR 14C can decode this well enough.

diablo91:
For, those in the access person stage, please I recommend that you find trust worthy individuals that have money they don't intend touching because, you cannot really tell when the accounts would be verified, and if its less than 2 million naira your done for. Just a word of advice, congratulations on getting this far.

Please, in a siutation where one deposits 200k and gets charged for atm card, Will that charge actually be an issue considering that it will reduce the value of the initial deposit?

tinch:


I didnt see you again after the finals. Why?

I was in Uyo when I got the success mail and it wasn't possible to make it to lag the next day. so, i mailed the hr team and they sent the form to me via mail which I signed, scanned and sent back to them.

heard yesterday was our deadline... True?

tinch:
Forget the 20k stippend tho and please try to know the place before that day. When u get to CMS...enter Idowu Tailor...tell the driver to alight you by Danmole. DO NOT GET THERE LATE. ALL THE BEST.

bro did you get any reply from them after sending ur final assessment report?

Mergic:


Varies.some waited up to 2weeks...mine didn't take more than 3days...so I wouldn't know exactly when

owk thanx.. so after the verification, my customers can start withdrawing right?

Wiztonero:

I failed to get up to ten accounts, and I submitted on the day stipulated as the deadline. In fact, I didn't get up to 4 accounts. I was expecting a regret mail.

prolly they are giving you another chance to make it up and if you don't give a feedback then they will assume that's it.

mail the rest asap or send a mail to them that it's all you could come up with.

all the best boss

Mergic:


Fantastic learning...challenging too... Come with an open mind, brace up for a quantum paradigm shift and be ready to be stretched beyond measures- you'll be flummoxed how flexible you can become....Still in the making tho...#AccessWarrior

Hello bro

pls, how many weeks does one have to wait before the accounts sent to the head office are verified?

Wiztonero:
After failing to get 10 accounts worth 2 million, I got a mail from Access Bank yesterday. The following is the exact content of the mail:

fya

Pls what could this mean?

how many accounts did you submit to them?

FYA means "for your action"

probably means they are waiting for ur remaining accounts.

when was ur deadline?

This is what edible catering gave to teebillz which made his head revolve.

sewcool:

Wow. Sorry.
Thank God you survived.
And thanks for sharing.

yea, you can say that again

yhu wlcm.

Tmaritas76:
Cover letter is after writing the application letter you use white paper to cover it.

Nice one Baba....

sewcool:

What caused your fall please?
I'm so glad you survived.
Slashed eyelids?? What a miracle.

I used to enjoy using the mirror in the bathroom to check my hair and face while having my bath. so as usual, I came out of the bathtub all soapy to play with my hair but unfortunately, as I was about getting into the bathtub again, I slipped and fell so hard my head bounced off the tiles. it's an experience I never want to have again. it took about 2-3 months for the injury to heal.

ever since that time, I've always tried to be very careful in the bathroom.

mumtriplet2:
I want good fvck

put God first in ur life and every other thing shall be added unto you

on the 2nd of Dec 2009, I also slipped and fell in the bathroom.. it was horrible. I hit my head so bad the skin around my lashes got split into two even a part of the tile cracked .. I lost blood and was rushed for stitching immediately. I thank God I'm alive to give this testimony. RIP bro. God knows best

lol

ifex370:
Bros Abeg.. Hu b apos

my memo app generated the error.....
fixed now

On Wednesday 27/04/2016 at 5:30pm, the weather suddenly changed from being very sunny to being cloudy and dark and it was quite evident it was going to rain very heavily. My dad was sitting outside receiving fresh air when a great lightening accompanied with the loudest thunderstorm I've heard all my life struck. It was so severe that my dad nearly felt the impact of it because it happened right before him. He came inside the house and called our names to be sure we were safe.
The next thing we heard were the voices of people calling to alert us of fire which had caught a coconut tree close to our fence at the backyard. At that time, the rain had already begun pouring without mercy and the fire wasn't giving any sign it was going to stop. Some part of the tree started falling into the compound with fire stuck to it. We tried to quench each of them as they fell and by God's grace, the fire stopped after the rain fell for just 20minutes but the lightening killed the coconut tree instantly.
I only saw things like this in Nollywood movies and never thought I would see it in reality. Pls, let's make sure we take safety precautions during rainy periods by putting off our appliances and if possible switching everything off from the central point.
Has anyone experienced this before?

easyconnect:
LOVELY SWEET SWEET BABY

blushing! Thanx

tell us the story and forget about the truth. it doesn't really matter any more.

tinch:


Basically, the panel interview is to make u shiver...they laugh at you and attack you with whats on your CV. Tjey just wana see how confident and calm you are. When they laugh just smile and dont lose your composure. You will do just fine. And oh, a suit will never go wrong...so suit up or else, some people will intimidate you wif dat o. When it was my turn and i was called upon, before leaving the room where we were waited, i said "THEIR FATHER " All the best o

hahaha. tinch so that was you uh? yhu got us laffin in the waiting room when you said that stuff. yhu should remember me tho. we sat close during the essay part.

whatsup? now that we are done with the panel interview, when will the mails start rolling in?

Dharniel:

sent...

God bless you

Dharniel:

sent...

Mr Daniel pls I'm also in need of the past questions. thanx a bunch
iamgiggssleaky@gmail.com