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One question I keep asking myself till date is :

Where did Victor Ikpeba drop his conscience before he came into the field? God of Mercy! that goal against Brazil was a thunderbolt.
reminds me of shegz okoro and oluwole kazim thunder in superstrikers lol.

owk seen

chiefololade:
It's a lie, golden goal was still used at Korea/Japan 2002

ur head dey there
I think the Henry camara's goal in the second round of the world cup against Sweden was what triggered the abolishment of the rule. it so pained the whole FiFA community cos everyone had tipped Sweden to knock out Senegal.
My opinion tho.

ladyF:
In 16 years nko? Abegi! Shift!

did I miss something?
You forgot to add something here oo seems you weren't in a good mood when you dropped this comment lemme help you
IT'S LADY F AGAIN!

MadCow1:
I hope say no naira burn..

does naira even have value?
let's pray part of our foreign reserves esp dollar didn't get burnt

Freegift75:
Mine is that, I can't use any phone other than "QWERTY" one. I hate screen/pen touch

you need prayers lol..
I used to be like you but suddenly fell in love with touch screen phones.. tho my major fear wasn't really about the keyboard ish but was more of the phone falling to the ground. Non touch screen phones usually come back clean but when touch screen falls eh, na hail Mary you go start to recite sharp sharp.
anyways, a trial will convince you

hotwendy:
May you find a helper whenever you are indeed. You are a blessing to your sis.

Amen! Thank you.

shumuel:
Yeah, i saw the mentions of you trying to defend the lie, but you didn't do a good job, why am still standing on it that its a lie, but i'll take it as a fiction and will now go give you a ''Like'' on your thread.

Whatsapp before August, 2013, in Nigeria ?, no hold up on the road, in Nigeria ? General ASUU strike did not affect the school calendar, in Nigeria ? Bro i guess you dig my points kikiki Lol have a great day and Happy new month

see 1 thing you have to know is that when great things happen, they always seem like false news because everything acts up like a movie all at once. well, I'm glad to tell you that we defiled all odds, haba, don't tell me you didn't use whatsapp on a S40 phone. I used whatsapp on my Nokia C3 that year.

see I'm not forcing you to blv but just letting you know that, it wasn't just an ordinary occurrence.. it was a miracle
have a nice day too

shumuel:
God bless you, i thought i was the only one who saw it, until i saw you comment, no mind the guy na we he dey bobo, he left for a journey at 11, and still meet an exam scheduled for 1pm, mtcheeew super story




Bro, just shut the fuk up, though your story seems motivational but why the lies now, and you are still trying to defend it, instead claim it was an error and write ''she is now in her second year, 200level'' and we would buy it and allow you take us to the barbers, mtcheeew gerara here mehn, fuk that shit , there is no way in the world she would be in 300L, say who be the sheyman, abeg introduce him to me, coz i know she must had resume school around September, right ? So how many months is now per semester and session again ? Coz last year september makes it one whole year(12months), abeg go and deactivate from NL this your lie is more than that of GEJ and GMB combined, chai!

if you read the previous comments carefully, you would notice I made a correction and said she took it in 2013. anyways., it's owk

beebee24:
I didn't read that crab.... yea am beefing... *rolls eye* walk out of thread

lol can't stop laffing, craziest comment so far. and hey, you forgot to take ur comment along with you.

SaintHephzibah:
sharrap. I dey uniuyo. 2014 set are currently in their year 2. Lie mohammed

hello! y the insult?? anyway, the good thing is that you got the message and I will leave it at that.

defendedvictim:
she shud be in 2nd yr, 1st semester...unless she wrote jamb in 2013

yea thanx for the correction, it was in 2013 then she resumed school in 2014

sorry guys, I just cross checked her slip now and it was in 2013.. seemed like yesterday... sorry for the error

omohjesu:
If shez in 300lvl nd she took jamb in 2014 Abeg shey she b DE student ni cos even d fastest uni sef we wey we write jamb for 2014 jes dey enter 2nd semester sef....biko xplain cos am confused..buh guy why u lying(in ade's voice)

I know it sounds suspicious yea but I'm not lying pls. she's currently studying at the university of uyo in akwaibom state. the 2014 set are already in their 3rd year in fact exam is coming up this month.

fhunmi:
Great God...Hope u shared the testimony in your church

ah! of cos I did.

zinachidi:
wow,, God is good and your sis is smart....

you can say that again and again.

Hi Nairalanders,  This is a testimony of how my younger sister miraculously scaled Jamb and got Admission into the University. I love  telling people this story because it was one of the most glaring moments that showed me that God na OgaBoss and He truly works wonders.

This is how it all Started. In 2014,  my sister successfully registered for Jamb thru the help of a friend who was my senior colleague in school and was given a center in Ikot Ekpene,  Akwa-Ibom State for the CBT since the paper based exam centers were already filled. We had made adequate preparations so everything was set. A week to the exam day,  i woke up that morning by 9am since I didn't have lectures that day (was in my final year then),  sluggishly picked up my fone and I dunno what even triggered me to holla the guy that helped with the registration. This was via whatsapp. So we chatted for a while and laffed over somethings and again something pushed me to ask him about the exam. So he asked me " oboy when be that ur sis exam again? " I was like 1week from now at ikot ekpene.  He paused for a while and prolly went to check up something.  When he came back online,  you won't blv what he told me. He said " oboy,  e be like say them don move peeps from that center go...................  CALABAR,  CROSSIVER STATE.  Whhhhaaaaaaaaaatttt  CalaWhatttt  Owk fine I chilled.  Then I asked him when is the exam date??  And again he gave me another shocker in fact the worst this time,  he said "Today by 1pm",  Ladies and Gentlemen,  na so I for craze oo. I looked at the time,  it was 9:45am and from uyo -calabar is a 2hours drive if the big trailers don't congest the road. I hadn't taken my bath talkless of brushing.,  my sister was in Ikono (some 30-40minutes drive from uyo) she didn't even have an idea about what was going on.
So I put a call across to her immediately and she was shocked in fact my mother was shaking and my dad was speechless..  my dad insisted she should just forget it till next year but my mum persisted and hurried her to the bathroom and quickly ironed her clothes for her. Now we needed to print a new jamb slip and there was no time for me to do that so I put a call across to my best friend and colleague in school to get to the nearest cyber cafe to print it and almost immediately, the dude hit the road.  I rushed into the bathroom,  almost hit my head on the bathtub because I was so tensed and rushy. So I got to the park and told my friend to bring the slip there while I booked for the journey.  He made it on time and my sister met me at the park as well. I opened the slip and truly it was changed to Afrihub in unical. Now,  I had been to unical once before then and I so suffered to locate faculty of management sciences and I was already scared of how I would locate afrihub. It was already past 11am. In my moment of dilemma,  God presented hope,  yes I mean BIG HOPE. My classmate back in secondary school who I hadn't seen since we left school showed up at the park and guess what?  she was a law student in Unical.  As in,  I almost lifted her to the sky lol. she offered to help and that was how we left the park by 11:30am. 
I was so hungry that morning and didn't even think of food not until the bus moved and I started feeling very dizzy because the Windows in the bus were locked cos of the a.c but it didn't circulate fast enough so I was so dizzy and had nausea for over an hour. I felt tempted to stop the driver so I could throw up but that would mean wasting precious time,  so I  endured and made sure nobody noticed my predicament all through the period it lasted.
God willing,  we got to calabar safe and sound and also on time too.  We got to afrihub but again,  they said they had moved it to the library so we ran to the library and YES she joined the queue and was like the second to last person admitted into the hall.
My ex classmate had exam the next day but she painstakingly sat with me all thru the period my sis wrote the exam and even took me around the school to get my mind off the tension. The exam lasted like forever.
So finally,  the exam was over and we returned to uyo.  It wasn't an easy journey back home cos we were held by very serious traffic which lasted for hours so we arrived uyo past 12 am the next day imagine that.
The next day,  the result was out and she scored 236, she had returned to ikono before she got the result alert on her fone.  When she broke the news to me via telephone.  Ladies and Gentlemen,  ur boy for almost enter market,  book way I dey read for hand,  I troway am.  I ran from pillar to post,  jumped everywhere around the house. In fact I was crazily happy lol. I called everyone and thanked them for their effort. Apt test was a joke,  she smashed it. And now she's in her 300level in school studying pharmacy.
I'm sorry for the long write-up,  I really can't help it. I always tell everyone I know this story and since you guys are a part of  me already,  I couldn't help but to share.
God is indeed marvelous and when it's ur time to get admission,  even the evil forces will Start putting heads together to see how they can work in ur favour. I mean,  yhu can see how everything fell in place at the right and same time. I wish all the Jambites the best of God's favour. God bless you all.

Memejem:
Ahahahahahahahaha. That's not Ciara. That's Christina milian

Lol not only Christina Milan, it's Eva alordiah

MemphisDepay:
Lovely Atmosphere. That nigga at the far right of the 5th pinshure tho! #BadMan

he was like " small thing no dey give me joy ". lol

This should have been
Buhari visits Nigeria from Saudi Arabia and Qater.
I can stake my last kobo that he won't last 20hours here.

chido20:
I go fit kill dis one lyk samson

E go too shock you say the guy go use 30seconds rubbish you. a hungry man is an angry man.

LordReed:
Google has nothing to do with WhatsApp, Facebook owns WhatsApp.

hello, Facebook and whatsapp are two different companies owned by the same person. so Facebook doesn't own whatsapp. they are each accountable for their operations. happy Sunday.

chimah3:
Lol. Y evil

Vic o na ur role model Abi lol

here we go

theatom:
please after applying were u sent an acknowledgement mail?

No.

Valeree:
9.9/10... Adorable

Thanx dear

ladyF:
10/10. But wetin you use take scratch the pishure na?

Lol na the picture frame crack so. Thanx tho

piagetskinner:
I made an omission in my NYSC number and I've already submitted.... Do I redo the whole thing again or just leave it like that?

don't worry about that, it won't affect you in any way.

SSpeter:
did you upload ur CV?

No man. no option like that

done!

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soulhighman:
Forwarded.

gudevening bro, help a brother as well plssssssssssssss iamgiggssleaky@gmail.com