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RomanceRe: My Prewedding And Wedding Pictures. by IamLEGEND1: 12:34am On Sep 23, 2017
She dey do me wayo ooooo/

But she dey spend my money ooooooo/

Oja let me tell my mommy ooooo/

I should have listened before oooo/

She dey do me like antenna /

She's just controlling my pole/

She dey do me like grin cheesy cool

FashionRe: Contestants Photos From Miss Ambassador For Peace Camp by IamLEGEND1: 10:37pm On Sep 22, 2017
devindevin2000:
Most are all Igbo girls including Miss Ondo....these people too fine. Does it mean that SW have no beautiful women? You can tell Miss Lagos is from SW by her appearance; she will never smell 10th position with that look.
Top 5
Miss Imo
Miss Anambra
Miss Ebonyi
Miss Rivers
Miss FCT
Miss Ondo
E be like say you dey look the pictures upside down.

The only one there that looks like she should be anywhere near that pageant is Miss Borno.
FamilyRe: Lady Announced Her Sister Was Missing But She Was Busy In The Bedroom With Men by IamLEGEND1:
from their pictures ye shall know them.
this one don go one man house dey hang leg on top kitchen sink as the guy dey administer the sugarcane.


*modified : na two sugarcane she dey collect. Issoryt.

And finally: NA ONE OF THEM!

FamilyRe: My Husband Keeps Avoiding Me by IamLEGEND1: 9:47pm On Sep 22, 2017
tollahni:
Thank u so much
You're welcome.....
Good luck And i really hope everything works out between you and your husband.
RomanceRe: Modeling Agency Cancels Male Beauty Contest After Failing To Find Handsome Men by IamLEGEND1: 9:19pm On Sep 22, 2017

FamilyRe: My Husband Keeps Avoiding Me by IamLEGEND1: 9:14pm On Sep 22, 2017
Lalas247:
Hmmmmm
I can't even ....
Speechless right now
Iamlegend and u say no side chic ok o ....
The thing shock me too o!
And sure, a side chick is still very much a possibility but it isn't by any means a foregone conclusion.
Obviously they have more than a few problems between them...... That much is clear now. My point is she should focus more on trying to put the pep back in their marriage and see how it goes instead of turning into the stereotypical paranoid wife and risk alienating the husband even further.
FamilyRe: My Husband Keeps Avoiding Me by IamLEGEND1: 9:07pm On Sep 22, 2017
tollahni:
Lol...u got me smiling grin thank u so much. I'll do whatever I can to work things out. Tho I get scared whenever I think of speaking to him. I'm scared he might hit me again
Wait. What?
He has hit you before?
First, don't try to defend his actions because it is never okay to hit your wife.
Any female acquaintance i have, even more so if we've got a thing going on between us knows that physical violence is not something I'd even consider......and I don't even consider myself a nice guy.

I go out of my way to make sure a woman knows that I do not pose a physical threat to her in any way,Under any circumstance. ........unless of cause she tries to smother me in my sleep or something like that, then I'd choke her to death in self defense.
So, it's not okay that your husband has crossed a line so much that you are afraid to speak freely around him. You'll do well to bring that up when next you have your heart to heart.
FamilyRe: My Husband Keeps Avoiding Me by IamLEGEND1: 7:58pm On Sep 22, 2017
tollahni:
I was put on family planing he found out a few days later..His mom just hates me for no reason...then I had a very demanding job and was definitely not ready for another child
O.k
Now, don't listen to lalas247 grin or the other women saying he definitely has a Mistress.
When a man won't eat your food, trust me, the problem runs far deeper than him getting tired of you or having a Mistress.
He obviously wants a child very much, so he blames you for the fertility issues you guys have been having...... He probably feels like you've robbed him of that opportunity because while not the desired outcome, but let's face it, total sterility is still a very possible reality for you.
Sit him down, talk to him. Show him how enthusiastic you are about having more kids..... Make an appointment with a fertility doctor and drag him along with you.


Your husband is obviously not very forthcoming when it comes to how he feels at the moment and quite honestly, is being a little too bitter about everything...

Hell, maybe you can get a gym membership card and whip yourself back into shape, take him along too on weekends if he's started growing a pot belly.
It'll at the very least help you two reestablish whatever bond that was lost.

Oh, and wear sexy shit_around the house. Niggahz love that_shit.
FamilyRe: My Husband Keeps Avoiding Me by IamLEGEND1: 7:41pm On Sep 22, 2017
tollahni:
I'm not barren!!
I told him about the family planning stuff cause I've always been on it and when it was time to renew it, he refused to go with me and said we should try for a baby but I wasn't ready so I just went for it without his consent tho I'm sorry about that.
We got married really early And his mom didn't like the idea, she's always hated me and the first day I got to see her after 6 years the first thing she asked was "Where are your kids" knowing fully well that I had just one, she keeps talking about having so much grandchildren that I can't bear and how I'm going to render her son useless and how my daughter isn't really important as she's just a girl.
You took her son away from her. It's a feeling shared by all mothers-in-law around the world - they, on average don't like their sons' wives. Unless of cause some other beef went down that you're not telling us.

But moving on: for exactly how long were you taking the pills in secret after he said you two should try for another baby? Or did you get the pills and didn't take them? Because if you went on taking them behind his back and left him grunting and twisting on you numerous times hoping you'll conceive for longer than a couple of months then that's some stone cold shit_right there. This is a man who went against his family's wishes and married you and you couldn't try to meet him halfway. due to what? I don't know. Is it your job or is it just plain stubbornness?
That is a breach of trust between couples that is not easy to recover from.
FamilyRe: My Husband Keeps Avoiding Me by IamLEGEND1: 7:22pm On Sep 22, 2017
TINALETC3:
Men ar like babies, gv dem Wat dey like and watch dem surrender.
Try and tell your boyfriend this nonsense_one day.
FamilyRe: My Husband Keeps Avoiding Me by IamLEGEND1:
The holes contained in this story pass mad man trouser.
What is that 'thing' you did that rendered you barren?
What is the 'family planning_shit' you went to do?
and why did you have to do it behind his back?
Why doesn't his mum like you?
Madam, provide the readers with all the necessary details required so they can prescribe valid solutions because your story only gives room for a very one-sided public trial and execution of your husband's character.
RomanceRe: For All Those Girls That Think All They Can Offer A Guy Is Punny by IamLEGEND1: 6:48pm On Sep 22, 2017
Rextayne:
How?
'An' for 'A'. Refer to an earlier comment for clarification.
RomanceRe: Before And After You Jam An Edo Girl On Bed by IamLEGEND1: 6:32pm On Sep 22, 2017
Heloct:
undecided
Edo girl?

RomanceRe: For All Those Girls That Think All They Can Offer A Guy Is Punny by IamLEGEND1: 6:27pm On Sep 22, 2017
Rextayne:
Nope
then what is your excuse for using the wrong articles in your sentences?
RomanceRe: Relationship Talks by IamLEGEND1: 5:45pm On Sep 22, 2017
I don't ask for_pussy.
It is shaved & dressed in a lace thong then offered willingly to me.
RomanceRe: For All Those Girls That Think All They Can Offer A Guy Is Punny by IamLEGEND1: 5:34pm On Sep 22, 2017
FemiEddy:
please leave us out of this abeg grin
... no responsible man will make a fishbrained hoe as an housewife, work on yourselves and make your lives better. it's not an hardslug...
study the bolded phrases carefully.... grin
RomanceRe: For All Those Girls That Think All They Can Offer A Guy Is Punny by IamLEGEND1: 5:24pm On Sep 22, 2017
OP are you yoruba?
RomanceRe: Do Relationships Without Sex Really Work??........and Is It Healthy?? by IamLEGEND1: 5:18pm On Sep 22, 2017
CaptainSALAZAR:
[color=#7000BC] If I want a relationship without sex, I would stay with my sister. [/color]
The manhood of Tuface Idibia endorses this comment

RomanceRe: Before And After You Jam An Edo Girl On Bed by IamLEGEND1: 5:09pm On Sep 22, 2017
The main reason why they had to take Their skills international to goan develop Italy.
EducationRe: See The Buildings Of Uhonmora Secondary Commercial School In Edo State (photos) by IamLEGEND1: 4:58pm On Sep 22, 2017
Na wa oh!
For a second I thought I was looking at screenshots of an episode of the walking dead & was expecting to see Rick chasing Negan.
FamilyRe: Lady Calls Out The New Young Wife Of Her Estranged Husband (photo) by IamLEGEND1: 4:48pm On Sep 22, 2017
Allow am na. The man knows at his age he's already got one foot in the grave and is trying to make the most of his time left...... But you still want the old D like that.

RomanceRe: Compilation of STUPID Dating Threads or Questions by Mr. Nice Guy by IamLEGEND1: 4:41pm On Sep 22, 2017
iLegendd:
I go kee u grin grin grin
You way popular pass me. All the threads wey day front page I dey always see ya comment. One particular comment get almost 2,000 likes.

Big dude. I throway cap for you o! Anyways, send me a PM let's exchange number and know each other better on WhatsApp. It's my pleasure.
will do....

RomanceRe: Twitter User Attempts To Shine, Plays Her Penalty To Throw-in (pics) by IamLEGEND1: 4:30pm On Sep 22, 2017
Na them.

RomanceRe: Compilation of STUPID Dating Threads or Questions by Mr. Nice Guy by IamLEGEND1: 4:19pm On Sep 22, 2017
iLegendd:
We're P-Square. You'll be working as my twin brother. I go give your salary to mommy. You're not frugal with money, so mommy go keep am for you. grin
P square wey don dey beef each other. Everybody don start to dey promote him personal vevo page.
E be like say na wetin I go do. Start my own enterprise and piggyback on your popularity grin
RomanceRe: Compilation of STUPID Dating Threads or Questions by Mr. Nice Guy by IamLEGEND1: 3:26pm On Sep 22, 2017
iLegendd:
Jack, I think IamLEGEND shouldn't complain. In 2016, I offered him a prize to deactivate and create a new account but he refused. He should be my twin brother. He should help Legend Enterprise with logistics or virtual assistance. grin
Then let's discuss my salary.
Is it going to be a weekly or monthly type of payment? cheesy
RomanceRe: Man Appears To Drown In A Swimming Pool As Sexy Ladies Take Pictures In Bikinis by IamLEGEND1:
Kids, no ever try swim if you no Sabi.
Na so busybody carry me go the deepest part of wikki warm springs for yankari game reserve...... My first near death experience..... Now I start getting panic attacks anytime I submerge myself in water, even if na bathtub.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Shares Pre Wedding Photos Of Herself And Lover by IamLEGEND1: 3:11pm On Sep 22, 2017
We wish them well.
But this her jaw tho'..... Is she by any chance ijaw?
RomanceRe: SA Young Woman Dating Igbo Man by IamLEGEND1: 2:53pm On Sep 22, 2017
Your situation has nothing to do with culture or nationality.
You simply have an emotionally unavailable man on your hands...... unless you don't have those in South Africa?
So if you're hoping to get some kind of tribe-specific advice here, then you're out of luck.

Anyways, don't let the fear of the unknown stop you from prioritizing your happiness over that of a man who obviously doesn't give a fuck_about you. You mentioned voicing your concerns to him a number of times and he still hasn't moved to make things right...... Well, try again.
If he still doesn't give a_shit, pack up & get the hell out of there.

There are too many ways to die these days you don't need to add self-induced misery to the list.
I know many single mothers who are raising their kids perfectly well without a man in the picture.
There was life before the igbo niggah & There still will be after him.
RomanceRe: Camel Toe Kor......Dog Leg Ni by IamLEGEND1: 2:47pm On Sep 22, 2017
Women and indecency go hand in hand, they just can't help themselves.
Ask any idiot why she's in an uncomfortably tight mini-dress while walking painfully on 15inch heels and she'll tell you she's not trying to look good for anyone but herself.....so if she shows camel toe, it's her body and you should respect that.
But who am I to judge?
If you decide to show your the public the outline of your vagina, I'll enjoy the view. No time.
RomanceRe: Man Abroad Sends Ring To Co-worker To Propose To His Abuja Gf On His Behalf(Pics by IamLEGEND1:
And on the wedding day, she'll be standing next to a jumbo-sized picture of him and then his best friend signs the marriage certificate on his behalf.

when naija women hear that you're based in chad...


*Niggah please bless us for we are loyal

RomanceRe: 8 Signs You’re The Problem In Your Relationship by IamLEGEND1: 1:43pm On Sep 22, 2017
There is nothing more annoying than a girl obsessed with social media.
Only you dey snapchat, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, whatsapp, even 2go.
Bending your legs one kind & Pouting your lips then taking selfies like an imbecile_and Posting the pictures upandan. You come dey watch Keeping up with the Kardashians join.

I no like vain people at all...
RomanceRe: Man Exposes Ex-girlfriend Begging Him For Sex (photos) by IamLEGEND1: 1:42pm On Sep 22, 2017
myked:
I want this blood money pix oo grin
Baba..... You fit download am. cheesy

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