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Romance › Re: Oya Landers......step In.......were's D Person That Took Your Virginity by IamLEGEND1: 7:04pm On Sep 21, 2017

imarayij:
i never said u couldn't comment
but u guys turned dis place into a f**king 2go room

when this gets to the FP, I promise I'll modify all my comments.
In the mean time,just think of us as charity workers helping keep your thread afloat.

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Romance › Re: Oya Landers......step In.......were's D Person That Took Your Virginity by IamLEGEND1: 6:55pm On Sep 21, 2017

Lawlahdey:
That's why 'rubber and nylon' are bae

The guy who on my street who died from Ebola said the same thing.
Now yansh don send am to early grave.

Romance › Re: Oya Landers......step In.......were's D Person That Took Your Virginity by IamLEGEND1: 6:50pm On Sep 21, 2017

imarayij:
this stuff aint funny guys....
am gradually speaking now, i presume u don't wanna take me serious abi
#irestmycase

I don't understand. You don't want anyone to comment on your thread again or is it just us?

Romance › Re: Oya Landers......step In.......were's D Person That Took Your Virginity by IamLEGEND1: 6:46pm On Sep 21, 2017

obiorathesubtle:

I no marry again..
Make I go find one lighskin chick use cure my sorrows over you..

don't dull, bruh.
I don already queue up my sex Playlist on the iPod:

Ginuwine- Pony

Tove Lo- Talking body

Kelly Rowland - motivation

Lady Gaga- You & I

Rihanna- S&M

Then Nicki minaj- VA VA voom
as I furiously build my way up to climax.

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Romance › Re: Oya Landers......step In.......were's D Person That Took Your Virginity by IamLEGEND1: 6:39pm On Sep 21, 2017

imarayij:
abeg carry this chat go somewhere else.....
u can use whqtsapp
create a group for d three of u if possible
over 3000 pple may see ur chat
nd e fit no funny

I don't have any social media account. Even my mail sef, I don forget the password.

Romance › Re: Oya Landers......step In.......were's D Person That Took Your Virginity by IamLEGEND1: 6:26pm On Sep 21, 2017

Lawlahdey:
Okay, Goodluck y'all.
I'll find a new phallus to hop on.

I wish you good fortune in your search.
But remember, cholera is now an STD.

Romance › Re: Oya Landers......step In.......were's D Person That Took Your Virginity by IamLEGEND1: 6:24pm On Sep 21, 2017

imarayij:
u guys should stop ur quoting abeg.....
thats y d.m is in existence slide into ur d.ms please

I no get DM.

Romance › Re: Oya Landers......step In.......were's D Person That Took Your Virginity by IamLEGEND1: 6:23pm On Sep 21, 2017

Lawlahdey:
As you don spoil my marriage...your own wee come.

is nor lyk that. Na one guy just open your case file at the karma HQ in Addis Ababa.

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Romance › Re: Oya Landers......step In.......were's D Person That Took Your Virginity by IamLEGEND1: 6:18pm On Sep 21, 2017

obiorathesubtle:
One form please, a knife, first aid kit, and a rag to bite on. .

a form, knife & kit coming up. No rag tho', a twig will have to do for now.

Romance › Re: Oya Landers......step In.......were's D Person That Took Your Virginity by IamLEGEND1: 6:15pm On Sep 21, 2017

Lawlahdey:
The wise men no lie

They never do.
But your ploy to turn me against my brother has failed......we're going to mutilate our genitals and move to Asia and be trained as monks.

Romance › Re: Oya Landers......step In.......were's D Person That Took Your Virginity by IamLEGEND1: 6:11pm On Sep 21, 2017

obiorathesubtle:

She's getting thrown bruh..

I'll have nothing to do with her..

She lies to break hearts..

Abstinence is the way to go.
I've got the application forms of a monastery in the Himalayas. Interested?

Romance › Re: Oya Landers......step In.......were's D Person That Took Your Virginity by IamLEGEND1: 6:07pm On Sep 21, 2017

Lawlahdey:

But I must say I miss our bedmatics sha...I haven't had any other like you.

You know what the wise men said: Once you go aboki_you never go back. Na for the other room we sabi flex muscle.

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Romance › Re: Oya Landers......step In.......were's D Person That Took Your Virginity by IamLEGEND1: 6:04pm On Sep 21, 2017

Lawlahdey:
Haaa baby! You dey burst my brain, you dey burst something else too
Mrs Lawlahdey ifemi thesubtle...Gallant name

Mrs. SoftMoney

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Romance › Re: Oya Landers......step In.......were's D Person That Took Your Virginity by IamLEGEND1: 6:02pm On Sep 21, 2017

obiorathesubtle:
Mrs Lawllahdey ifemi thesubtle.. Let's Gan consummate our marriage..

AVENGE ME! BRO. No mercy.

Romance › Re: Oya Landers......step In.......were's D Person That Took Your Virginity by IamLEGEND1: 6:00pm On Sep 21, 2017

Lawlahdey:
Burn keh? I'm from deep inside the sea, I can't burn.
You can burn alone sha

... I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose/
Fire AWAY, Fire away/
Ricochet.... you take your aim/
Fire away, fire away/
Shoot me down but I won't fall/
I am TITANIUM.....

Romance › Re: White Woman Changes to Black After Injecting Herself With Melanin by IamLEGEND1: 5:53pm On Sep 21, 2017

I think I saw this woman appear on 'botched' on the E! Channel a month or two ago trying to get butt implants to match the boob job.

The husband busy acting like an_imbecile......
White people eh!.

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Romance › Re: Oya Landers......step In.......were's D Person That Took Your Virginity by IamLEGEND1: 5:45pm On Sep 21, 2017

Lawlahdey:
Errm..
But it's actually your fault nah...
You really did mean something to me

*This post is invincible,Obi won't see it*

Yeah, well..... You should've thought about That before you used me & dumped me.

Now it's either we get back together or we both crash and burn.

Romance › Re: Oya Landers......step In.......were's D Person That Took Your Virginity by IamLEGEND1: 5:43pm On Sep 21, 2017

Lawlahdey:
If I hack you with axe for that back ehn

It still wouldn't hurt me as much as you already did.

Kai! But to do bad market sweet o! see as I scatter marriage.

Romance › Re: Oya Landers......step In.......were's D Person That Took Your Virginity by IamLEGEND1: 5:40pm On Sep 21, 2017

Lawlahdey:
Jezuz! Please stop lying nah...
I just met you this afternoon oh

Lola, I really thought I meant something to you. I thought what we had was special. I still can't believe you did that to me.
But iss okay.... I'll heal.

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Romance › Re: Oya Landers......step In.......were's D Person That Took Your Virginity by IamLEGEND1: 5:35pm On Sep 21, 2017

obiorathesubtle:
Women are scum
I can imagine the agony..

Thanks for turning up for me fam..
The marriage is definitely off..

We men have gotta stick together. Watch each other's backs.

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Romance › Re: How Do Nigerians Lose Their Virginity?? by IamLEGEND1: 5:33pm On Sep 21, 2017

That first girl na confam olosho.

Romance › Re: Oya Landers......step In.......were's D Person That Took Your Virginity by IamLEGEND1: 5:26pm On Sep 21, 2017

Lawlahdey:
Haaa
Me ahbi my twin?

After taking my pride as a man.... You want to deny me now abi?...
I remember Jason Derulo's wiggle was playing in the background that evening... You were just moving with the beat.

You have scarred me for life. I can't even stand that song anymore because it reminds me of you.

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Romance › Re: Oya Landers......step In.......were's D Person That Took Your Virginity by IamLEGEND1: 5:21pm On Sep 21, 2017

obiorathesubtle:

Why these girls never loyal?!
I'm starting to give up on the world..
She lying too she's a V but she out there popping your cherry..

I've been carrying that shame with me ever since. Now I have nothing to offer my wife on our wedding night.
I just rededicated my life to God and have been living as a secondary virgin.

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Romance › Re: Oya Landers......step In.......were's D Person That Took Your Virginity by IamLEGEND1: 5:14pm On Sep 21, 2017

obiorathesubtle:

Promise to not use and dump me?

Don't believe anything she says.
She popped my cherry and ghosted me.

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Romance › Re: Kenyan Lady Gets Pistol From Her Father As Gift, Warns Nigerian Guys. Photos by IamLEGEND1: 5:04pm On Sep 21, 2017

Abeg someone epp me. Is carrying a gun, even a licensed one in Nigeria legal?

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Romance › Re: Man Exposes Ex-girlfriend Begging Him For Sex (photos) by IamLEGEND1: 4:58pm On Sep 21, 2017*

The peak of stupidity and childish behavior.
So your ex wanted to smash you again and you decided to upload pictures of her text messages online... Why some men no just get sense?

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Politics › Re: "Produce Nnamdi Kanu Within 7 Days" - IPOB Tells FG, South-East Governors by IamLEGEND1: 4:49pm On Sep 21, 2017

valentineuwakwe:
my brother nothing happen to kanu. .he is somewhere talking to his lawyer n other interested bodies on the next step to take n how to confront both the army n the APC led govt. .for me its normal or somthing i cal restrategizing. .in due course n time kanu will reappear somewhere. .

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Swaziland's King, Mswati III Marries A 19-year-old As His 14th Wife (photo) by IamLEGEND1: 4:39pm On Sep 21, 2017

MrOwonikoko:
Correct! I dey feel u...u be my best guy for ds nairaland! Gbam!!!
Now, me and u na...5&6.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Swaziland's King, Mswati III Marries A 19-year-old As His 14th Wife (photo) by IamLEGEND1: 4:36pm On Sep 21, 2017

malware:
I have done that since and all your plans to paint a picture that early marriage is peculiar to North only is not gonna work.

like it or not, it is way more common in the north than anywhere else.
You sef na from where you be? Say something reasonable next time or clear road.

Romance › Re: Oya Landers......step In.......were's D Person That Took Your Virginity by IamLEGEND1: 4:33pm On Sep 21, 2017

Lawlahdey:
Fellow comrade. We shall prevail

We're together.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Swaziland's King, Mswati III Marries A 19-year-old As His 14th Wife (photo) by IamLEGEND1: 4:29pm On Sep 21, 2017

MrOwonikoko:
Ode! U still fit end dem anywer wey dem dey for any part of ds world na.

Anyways, i like u cus u no take am personal.

The jazz i dey knack people no be intercontinental.
Problems for life too plenty to take anything online serious jare.

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