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Romance › Re: Share Ur Dreams With Sandranna by IamLEGEND1: 12:32pm On Jul 07, 2015

Gurgle:
but there must be good ones

if all of them were there to kill people we would know

its only the evil is easier to recognize than good

Back then when we were little, there was a herbalist who was located deep inside a nearby semi-jungle. what we were taught was,if ever, even by mistake we found ourselves near that man's shrine......

We should abort mission and return to base camp ASAP. but u know children na

#WeNeverListen.

#WeDoTheExactOpposite

Romance › Re: Share Ur Dreams With Sandranna by IamLEGEND1: 12:28pm On Jul 07, 2015

Cutehector:
lol nooooooooo. Ladyboss1 case is very personal.. My eyes r so fixed on her...

But i will advise you take this issue behind curtains.

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Romance › Re: Share Your Hell-date Experiences Hurr! by IamLEGEND1: 12:26pm On Jul 07, 2015

Legend was out with an unknown bae.
legend was making small talk with unknown bae.
unknown bae was obviously feeling legend's swag.
unknown bae was starting to make sèxual passes at legend.
unknown bae was getting all hot & bothered.
legend was feeling like A stud.
unknown bae then asked legend to lean in and whisper something sexy in her ear.
legend felt the request came across as weird.
unknown bae understood and decided to seize the initiative.
unknown bae leaned in & began to whisper sweet nothings in legend's ears.
Legend was beginning to like where this escapade was headed
legend decided to reciprocate.
legend leaned in close.
and legend saw a trailer load of ear wax.
unknown bae's ear was stuffed to the brim with ear wax.
legend couldnt swallow his saliva properly
legend excused himself to the bathroom
NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN!!!!

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Romance › Re: The Excesses Of Warri Girls (A Critical Analysis) by IamLEGEND1: 12:11pm On Jul 07, 2015

And what is wrong with that?
#IDeyGbadunSharpShooters

Romance › Re: Share Ur Dreams With Sandranna by IamLEGEND1: 12:04pm On Jul 07, 2015

Cutehector:
lmao.. Hack bomb.. She gbagaun d tin wella...

But we the gbagaun monitors are willing to absolve her of this one blemish.

#Go&SinNoMore

Romance › Re: She's On Her Period Yet She Wants Sex! by IamLEGEND1: 12:02pm On Jul 07, 2015

Gurgle:
I actually wanted to be a nun for a short time, can you believe that
just remembering it now

The kind nun wey go like flexing. i dey imagine how u go dey avoid dem brothers
#BadtNun #LipsAreSealed

Romance › Re: Share Ur Dreams With Sandranna by IamLEGEND1: 12:00pm On Jul 07, 2015

dharay99:
its not deliberate.

no worry, i know.

#SlipOfTheBrain.

Romance › Re: Share Ur Dreams With Sandranna by IamLEGEND1: 11:57am On Jul 07, 2015

Gurgle:
when I land there Im going to find a herbalist and see what they do
im sure they cant be like on the nollywood films
there must be some good ones there

You go carry urself enter herbalist shrine?
Willingly?
You're O.Y.O
#NoGoodHerbalistExists

Romance › Re: 3 Text Messages To Send Your Ex Girlfriend To Make Her Come Running Back To You by IamLEGEND1: 11:22am On Jul 07, 2015

demmy0325:
.. If the break up was what she never wanted and if she stl loves the guy.... Then the rest is history.. They will definitely get bk together...

We all know how the story ends, shìt aint gonna last for a second,

#SayNoToGettingBackWithExes

Romance › Re: Share Ur Dreams With Sandranna by IamLEGEND1: 11:19am On Jul 07, 2015

Cutehector:
kingtom, dharay99, IamLegend, naijaboiy. Lala don shoot gun oooo... Lmao... @d bolded

sure say na LadyBoss1 type dat thing huh

?

#SheWasHacked

Romance › Re: Share Ur Dreams With Sandranna by IamLEGEND1: 11:12am On Jul 07, 2015

Gurgle:
mehn

you know I was actually about to share my dream before I read what you said

just when I was about to open up small small

this place o

LOLZzzz!!!.

U know say All dem herbalists don dey upgrade.
now dem get desktops for their shrine wey dem dey use siphon info wey dem go need.
But dont let me stop you oh, make e no be like say i dey do bad-market for the O.P.

#MeNoTalkSaySheBeHerbalist.

Romance › Re: Underrated Treasure by IamLEGEND1: 10:47am On Jul 07, 2015

STOP BORING US WITH LONG POSTS PLEASE.

Romance › Re: 3 Text Messages To Send Your Ex Girlfriend To Make Her Come Running Back To You by IamLEGEND1: 10:44am On Jul 07, 2015

So u would intentionally put urself in her friendzone and think because of u guy's history, she would eventually get back with you.?

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Romance › Re: Never Do This 5 Things In Front Of Your Crush by IamLEGEND1: 10:41am On Jul 07, 2015

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Romance › Re: How To Make Any Girl Want To Kiss You by IamLEGEND1: 10:33am On Jul 07, 2015

all this one no matter
if u get fine lips wey dey very enticing
then nothing go stop the bae from going at ur mouth like a farm animal on heat.

Romance › Re: ~ 8 Signs She Is Desperate ~ by IamLEGEND1: 10:24am On Jul 07, 2015

Den the desperate ones plenty be dat.
#TheyAreEverywhere

Romance › Re: This N*ughty Girl Gives Men Sleepless Nights After Dressing Like This To Work by IamLEGEND1: 10:22am On Jul 07, 2015

I cleanse this thread & the o.p with the blood

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Romance › Re: What Would You Do If You're These Man by IamLEGEND1: 10:17am On Jul 07, 2015

She no be qualified doctor/nurse..
u allow make she give u injection.
Diz girl dey look for him trouble
she want make e give am injection.....

Romance › Re: When She Wants To Show You That She Is Better Than Beta Pikin by IamLEGEND1: 10:14am On Jul 07, 2015

and ur point is?

Romance › Re: Six Types Of Lovers And How To Identify The Right One For You by IamLEGEND1: 10:11am On Jul 07, 2015

*Sips his ciroc and bread*
wodelse?

Romance › Re: Advice From Matured People by IamLEGEND1: 10:08am On Jul 07, 2015

why would you date 2 girls at the same time when you say you wan settle down.
#YouWantToEatYourEba&HaveIt

Romance › Re: Guys How Do You Respond To What Do You Want From Me ? by IamLEGEND1: 10:04am On Jul 07, 2015

ask her:
"What sort of stüpid question is that?"

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Romance › Re: What Would You Do If She Tells You This? by IamLEGEND1: 9:48am On Jul 07, 2015

hugs and kisses all round.
#NoHardFeelings

Romance › Re: Relationship Facts by IamLEGEND1: 9:22am On Jul 07, 2015

U sure u alryt mehn??

Romance › Re: Check Out Ghanaian Bride Who Wore Sneakers On Wedding Day (see Photo) by IamLEGEND1: 9:21am On Jul 07, 2015

The bride knows her shìt
#GirlsDeyUpgrade

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Romance › Re: Suspicious Categories Of Guys And The Styles They Use When They Are After A Lady by IamLEGEND1: 9:18am On Jul 07, 2015

me i no fall under any category.
#GhostToasters

Romance › Re: See As Them Finish Nigeria by IamLEGEND1: 9:15am On Jul 07, 2015

Romance › Re: Share Ur Dreams With Sandranna by IamLEGEND1: 9:11am On Jul 07, 2015

Neyoor:
Singular reason why u need to fear this devil.

And some guys go still fall hand.
come dey write seriously oh.
#HerbalistsDeyEverywhereNow

Romance › Re: 9 Advantages Of Online Relationships by IamLEGEND1: 9:10am On Jul 07, 2015

prdjgood:
not really just felt like sharing my views on it

U sure say no be from Xperience u dey talk?

#IjustDeyLookYou

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Romance › Re: Why Is Lesbianism Tolerable Than Male Homosexuality by IamLEGEND1: 9:07am On Jul 07, 2015

it's simple
lesbìans are hot while gay dudes are gross.
#DatzWhyWeTolerateChickFlicks

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Romance › Re: Share Ur Dreams With Sandranna by IamLEGEND1: 8:47am On Jul 07, 2015

SHARE MY DREAMS WITH YOU?!!!!!!!!!

Why do i get the feeling that you're gathering info about people so u fit go mess with their destiny for ur backyard shrine?

first it was pictures
Now na people dream wey u want?

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED FOLKS

POST UR "DREAMS" AT UR OWN PERIL

#OurHandNoDey

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Romance › Re: Latest Version Of Love Letter by IamLEGEND1: 8:37am On Jul 07, 2015

20thAccountLOL:

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