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RobinHez:
wtf?

Sleekyshuga:
I don laugh sotey tears dey roll 4rm my eyes ..
Hope this teaches the others a big lesson .
LadyBoss1, come and have a good laugh .

RobinHez:
see made in naija amphibian car

sinaj:
hehehe diz op go cry tode

jerrymichaels:
I was so shy that I couldn't look into her face, she slowly started coming close to me and I slowly started moving close to the wall on the bed, then suddenly, NEPA brought light and she stopped. she charged her phone and turn to me again, and said to me ''why don't you be a man for once, I wouldn't eat you up''. I was still looking helplessly, so I told her am different from other men and wasn't prepared for it. she told me not to worry, that the only thing that matters is her love for me. so she started coming close again. when she touched me, I shouted ''STOP'' with a loud voice and she stopped. she asked me weather I wanted it the hard way or I would like us to have fun. so I stood up with force to the door and found out she had already locked the door. standing fearfully with my hands on the door handle, she stood up and increased the volume of the music she was playing so that the surrounding neighbours wouldn't hear my voice. she came towards me and dragged me to the bed, she use a single hand to press down my two hands on the bed and pressed me down with her legs. I lost all my strength instantly and laid like a baby. then she started using her mouth and tongue on several sensitive parts of my body till the big boy in-between my legs aroused, and I lost my conscience. she then came on top of me and had her way. when she was through, she left me and went to take her bath, I started feeling guilty inside and sat down on the lip of the bed with so much anger thinking of what to do. I was so ashamed that I couldn't call any of my friends, so I remained confused till she came out of the bathroom and started apologising, angrily I remained silenced till it was 6:00 am, I left her place and went straight to the police. after reporting my case to the police, they started laughing and making gest of me till I left instead of looking into the case to help me. for now am working on my muscles, I gym day and night to be strong enough for revenge.

sandrannna:
Shebi u sha dn't luv her? U don chop wetin u wan chop.

"As for me i see her as worthless and only use her to quench konji"

dats d most pernicious statement ever directed to the opposite sex.

Unfortunately, many relationships are built on dat statement and d silly girls won't know it. When i tell u to desist from pre-marital sex, shebi u will nt hear? Dats d consequence. Why giving him the apple he is nt entitled to eat? Let him pay ur dowry, do the wedding b4 u gv him d cookie.

ladies, abstain from pre-marital sex, it will pay u.


Op, u r silly.

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Women are generally attracted to men that they believe possess what it takes to take care of them. This involves both physically, emotionally and other wise. Someone who they believe is more experienced than them in handling things that concern relationship and romance.

When a lady wants to go into a serious relationship with a guy, she would prefer someone who she believes is mature enough to play the lead role in a relationship. Someone who is wise enough to make smart judgments and decisions. Someone who is mature, both in mind and in body.
Most ladies look at younger guys and see them as not being able to meet the aforementioned criteria

As humans we all feel we are smarter than people who are younger than us.
We all have a default perception of viewing those who are younger in age as less experienced and wiser than us.
This also applies to ladies that are seeking a worthy partner.[/color]

Gurgle:
Oh nooo
where is that guy now? in the oil company? hahaha

BANGERLEE1:
This Is Super Story
A life of Strife and Sorrow


This Is Super Story
A life of Strife and Sorrow


This Is Super Story
A life of Strife and Sorrow



This Is Super Story
A life of Strife and Sorrow



This Is Super Story
A life of Strife and Sorrow



This Is Super Story
A life of Strife and Sorrow



This Is Super Story
A life of Strife and Sorrow


This Is Super Story
A life of Strife and Sorrow






Na wetyn I just dey hear be that maybe we go hustle 4 the full version..

Emeraldcute:
Not funny at all, not even interesting.... Trying again

Gurgle:
So what happened!

BANGERLEE1:
ohhh fuc.k up... Aii.. How abou Motorola Theme Song? You get the lyrics??

BANGERLEE1:
Bro I don't like dz thing you are doing o, I said iphone Charger...

BANGERLEE1:
Hey Bro.. I need lyrics on this thread asap God bless as u do tha.