₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,329,997 members, 8,443,413 topics. Date: Saturday, 11 July 2026 at 06:24 PM

Toggle theme

IamLEGEND1's Posts

Nairaland ForumIamLEGEND1's ProfileIamLEGEND1's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 369 370 371 372 373 374 375 376 377 (of 439 pages)

RomanceRe: Why?? by IamLEGEND1: 1:30pm On Jul 06, 2015
Gurgle:
yeah im mysterious like that
Hhmmmmmmmm!!!!
I hope say the mystery no too much.
coz u go fit make guys run oh
make them think say u be another version of caitlyn jenner.
RomanceRe: The Whys In Our Lives by IamLEGEND1: 1:27pm On Jul 06, 2015
Cutehector:
wetin grin
una dey sing for the guy/girl thread.
#BhetWhy?
RomanceRe: Photos: Pastor Embarrased On Wedding Day By Ex_ Wives by IamLEGEND1: 1:24pm On Jul 06, 2015
Women!!!!!
Trying To form Gangsters.
#AnyConnectionToOrubebe?
RomanceRe: True Friends Are Everywhere But You Can't See Them by IamLEGEND1: 1:20pm On Jul 06, 2015
TheYoungRebel:
'IAmLegend' of foolishness, you're way dumber than a Zimbabwean monkey foetus, blessed with the IQ of an 8 day weaned leprous piglet. I'm not suprised because after birth all hausas/fulanis, including your degenerate self switch your depleted shallow brains with cows. I think this explains why the Northern cows are moresensible than the Northeners themselves.
Dense sh!tass cúntass wackass imbecilic moronic consumate obdurate depressed traumautised miserable tribal-mark-infested mofos!
♡♡aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwww....♡♡

u took all this time to write all this, JUST FOR ME?!!!!!


#YouAreSuchADarling

RomanceRe: Why?? by IamLEGEND1: 12:43pm On Jul 06, 2015
Gurgle:
yeah its ok. you?
I'm doing fly
#AsAlways.
u just dey ghost mode today.
PoliticsRe: GEJ's FB Post On The Current Sate Of The Nations Security, And People's Response by IamLEGEND1: 12:41pm On Jul 06, 2015
while PMB's government isnt doing any better at the moment, this idìot is no place to be opening his mouth and saying things that while benign, will just cause all his dumb loyalists to start saying stuffs that make no sense.
While the security challenges are still very much there, no one is gonna shed a single tear for this drunķard.


#GoodRiddance.
RomanceRe: Sitting On A Bike With The Opposite Sex.....right Or Wrong? by IamLEGEND1: 12:19pm On Jul 06, 2015
Nothing wrong with that shìt, even though i wouldnt do it myself.
+ u were in no position to be picky.

but if a guy starts rubbing on you or groping u..

#GiveHimTheElbow
RomanceRe: The Whys In Our Lives by IamLEGEND1: 12:12pm On Jul 06, 2015
BANGERLEE1:
Why o why.
This girl is xo lame
Why o why

Cutehector owns the song and I jump on it to show love
Unlike some crazy bitches writing craps, I'm thr 4 u my nigga 1hundred grams

Why o why
. Some girls are xo boring
Why o why
Writing this long bullshit
Why o why.

She thought I was reading

Why o why
But seriously I was singing
Why o why
Now am through Why o why
CuteHector shey make I read am Why o why
The only thing positive abou her is her HIV status

Why o why.
These guys tho.
RomanceRe: The Whys In Our Lives by IamLEGEND1: 12:10pm On Jul 06, 2015
i no read am but i'll guess it was sensible.
But abeg, STOP BORING US WITH TOO MUCH STORIES.
#MarathonThread
RomanceRe: Can U Sex Your Sister At Gun Point? by IamLEGEND1: 12:00pm On Jul 06, 2015
Sprinkles holy water on the o.p

I CLEANSE THiS THREAD WITH THE BLOOD.
RomanceRe: Daily Pains Of A Single, Rich Guy by IamLEGEND1: 11:53am On Jul 06, 2015
But we go still make the dough anyways.
den we go fit go U.S go turn gày.
#WomenTooGetProblem
RomanceRe: Why You Should Keep Your Virginity. (best Answer For Your Questions) by IamLEGEND1: 11:50am On Jul 06, 2015
And who talk say guys want girl wey go do dem chingum-marking.
virgin or no virgin, if i like you
your value no go decrease even one bit for my eye.
there are only three reasons in this world to keep ur virginity:
1.religion 2.STDs 3.Unwanted pregnancies.

Every other thing na lie.
#MyOpinion
RomanceRe: ~ladies: Reasons Why Your Guy Dumps You For Other Girls~ by IamLEGEND1: 11:43am On Jul 06, 2015
otunsman:
And that her friend wey dey backbite the guy love the guy too.She go dey discourage her because no be she he toast.
i tire for girls matter brother mi

RomanceRe: What Do You Think A Man Can Do That A Woman Cant? by IamLEGEND1: 11:41am On Jul 06, 2015
where do i start?
1. urinate through a straw or inside a maltina can
2. walk on the street with no shirt on(not counting mad women)
3.feel confident and sèxy with a pot-belly.
.....
#IDeyCome
RomanceRe: Why?? by IamLEGEND1: 11:33am On Jul 06, 2015
Gurgle:
grin
everything alright,miss.?
RomanceRe: True Friends Are Everywhere But You Can't See Them by IamLEGEND1: 11:16am On Jul 06, 2015
Doclight:
My friend, leave this thread!!!
who is this one again?
#PlsSwerveMakeISeeRoad
CareerRe: Your Lives Work; A Masterpiece by IamLEGEND1: 11:12am On Jul 06, 2015
even though no be u wey write am, it's good to see u are gradually becoming sane.

#BabaNaYourHandwork
RomanceRe: Why?? by IamLEGEND1: 11:07am On Jul 06, 2015
i no know wetin i go talk
RomanceRe: Ladies: Can You Allow Your Brother To Sex You At Gun Point by IamLEGEND1: 11:03am On Jul 06, 2015
WHAT SORT OF NÒNSENSE IS THIS?
#IblameBuhari
RomanceRe: True Friends Are Everywhere But You Can't See Them by IamLEGEND1: 11:00am On Jul 06, 2015
TheYoungRebel:
Stop using every chance you got in proving and displaying your worthlessness to the world.
Damn! I was in a bid to aunction your brain but I just found out that it's filled to the brim with fluid & cow dung. Don't worry, substituting it for compost manure is a wise investment and money saving.
#StayAwesome

RomanceRe: Ladies, Share Your Seduction Escapades.. ;D by IamLEGEND1: 10:55am On Jul 06, 2015
shockwave91:
bro, the dark knight still dey rise??
that one na must na.
if the dark knight doesnt rise
The joker(s) is(are) gonna run riot.
#HeIsNeededToKeepThemInCheck
RomanceRe: True Friends Are Everywhere But You Can't See Them by IamLEGEND1: 9:51am On Jul 06, 2015
TheYoungRebel:
Heirs of terrorists! Your anihilation is nigh.

RomanceRe: True Friends Are Everywhere But You Can't See Them by IamLEGEND1: 9:28am On Jul 06, 2015
TheYoungRebel:
Gàrcon, its quite too early for any display of utmost stupidity.
Primitive fulani/hausa herdsman.

RomanceRe: True Friends Are Everywhere But You Can't See Them by IamLEGEND1: 9:22am On Jul 06, 2015
Doclight:
Do you understand literaries at allhuhhuh??na wa for Naija peeps oooooooooooooooooooooooooo

RomanceRe: True Friends Are Everywhere But You Can't See Them by IamLEGEND1: 9:17am On Jul 06, 2015
TheYoungRebel:
A point you maketh not. Pained you are!

RomanceRe: Between Northern Babes And Southern Babes Who Is More Romantic? by IamLEGEND1: 9:15am On Jul 06, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Do you need a rope to hang yourself? grin[/color]

RomanceRe: Between Northern Babes And Southern Babes Who Is More Romantic? by IamLEGEND1: 9:12am On Jul 06, 2015
#IgotNothingToAdd
RomanceRe: True Friends Are Everywhere But You Can't See Them by IamLEGEND1: 9:09am On Jul 06, 2015
Albino dey everywhere for hausa-land.
HENCE,
#UrThreadIsInvalid
RomanceRe: Seven Stages Of How Men Fall In Love...a Must Read For Ladies by IamLEGEND1: 9:07am On Jul 06, 2015
while badt guys no dey pass stage four
i'll still have to saY

RomanceRe: Ladies, Share Your Seduction Escapades.. ;D by IamLEGEND1: 9:02am On Jul 06, 2015
Angelahoney:
I know some people would think I'm a slut. Tradition has actually inhibited us from expressing ourselves. Women do feel s.exual but our upbringing supresses our id. Don't judge me , listen to me first. 

My friend has a younger brother of 24. He's rudy, dark skinned and has an athletic build. He's not the thick thuggish looking bouncer of many of our male models (these ones think they are sexy, but they're not. )
He's slender like Becham. There's an innocence about him I cannot explain. He has a breath taking smile and lovely dimples. He blushes often but there's nothing effeminate about him.
Surprisingly he has a resonate voice and a dangles whenever he walks. He's not the vulgar or obscene type. He just has that natural charisma I can't explain. 

Since I knew he wasn't the talkative or lousy type, he's the ideal melancholy I felt free with him. Any time I visited my friend I stayed longer in her place whenever he was around. 
One day during my friends absence, I asked for his phone number which he gave me without knowing my intention( he's a bit naïve even though he's smart). I later called him to my place in pretense that I needed him to pass a message to his sister. 
He came over wearing an orange Tshirt. I asked him to take a drive with me which he obliged to. We ended up at Lekki Conservation opp. Chevron. We came down from our car and took a walk together to the forest. 
We had not gone far when I gave him a kiss. He couldn't believe me. We went to a very quiet place in the open field and made out. He was inexperienced. 
I showed him what I wanted and he's a good learner. That's the first boy/man I had seduced. We became secret lovers for over a year until my friend found out.

RomanceRe: I Fear Men! Men Are Scary by IamLEGEND1: 8:41am On Jul 06, 2015
then start dating women.
#&wait4Your14yrs
RomanceRe: My Dear, Your Beauty Is Not Enough by IamLEGEND1: 8:37am On Jul 06, 2015
too long... but
#LegendSays

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 369 370 371 372 373 374 375 376 377 (of 439 pages)