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Lucasbalo: This so called faith healers are just scamming their gullible followers. They are here too ala Benny Hill, jimmy Swagart and so on. The only difference is that people are catching up to their mumbo jumbo tricks. TB can predict gloom and doom for others but can't predict this one. May the souls of the departed rest in peace.

MD45: Guy e di sharp

anoda funny one was d guy dat called green light ashawo bulb


This is some i c everyday and i hav come to live wit it. From my days in school to d office even in church d green light starts coming. Just b sensitive to body language n u will b able to tell there meanings. I dont let it distract me anymore as am a very busy exec..... And i dont have time for such cos i hv lost count of it from my encounter with some many ladies.

musachara: BAAAdO!!!

alVinHustle: The history we are taught is a lie, we know only what is in the authors interests, this is not literacy, it is faith, and faith is wrong most of the time.

Smooyis: This is really a challenging moment for the church of God. We shall overcome!

Zodiac61: I am sure that TB Joshua saw this coming. There must have been a prophesy about this somewhere.
Just wait for his followers to find it.

Dux01: God is telling us something......

texaco1: he can only see what God shows him. The gift of prophesy is not like a tv that one can decide to tune and choose .it is only God that decides what He wants to reveal to his prophets . This tragic incident will raise up many ppl and also destroy many ppl . One must be very cautious about ones comments at this time because the devil is watching ppls comments to use it against them.

CuteTiana: What about the dead? Will Christ also raise them from the dead?

OlaoChi: the real creator not the biblical fairytale character

malvisguy212: I admit, I was wrong for sayin they don't need God,I should'av said "they reject God" nevertheless open minded fellow will understand my point.

They needed God but they reject it , satan job is don, but here we called on God and that's a threat to satan plan,the weak fall but those who build there foundation in christ stand.

prettythicksme: @op you fine jare but what exactly is your colour

Arysexy: D tall building they were attaching to the back of that church altar is a disaster waiting to happen. Am sure the foundation was for a storey building, but the, kept demolishing and adding more floors to it without considering the pillars tensile strength and carrying capacity.

I wonder if Lagos NSE. and COREN never saw that attachment to d Main church.

Medicine after death.

Mtcheeeew.


RIP to d dead. So much death today.

Samiceman: Hmmmmm, May his soul rest in peace. Amen

Kinkybraids: What garden is this that you speak of Dont worry it gets trimmed weekly

Kinkybraids: Such pressure lol... what ever you seek is within you my child that is the highest enlightenment

Kinkybraids: lol so where do you want your sensei to take you... what will we be waxing on and off

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That is what I see most of the time from them

sexyexcalibur: I hav laff tyre ...God bless the funny dudes on NL

Jasi7: Laff wan kill me troway o!....u bad o

Kinkybraids: lol my bad... let the note taking continue in that case

Kinkybraids: lol ehem (clears throat)... Didnt mean an exercise book but a novel or any a set work book. Id usually borrow books that we can discuss afterwards

Kinkybraids: Im loving this Topic...the comments are too funny

Personally I think the following are 'green light' moments

1. When you look across the room and your eyes lock and she doesnt look away but challenges you and smiles... its hard to keep eye contact so if she does then its a clear sign she wants you to come say hi

2. My personal favorite is coming up with excuses to always talk to him... like borrowing a book, or something that I will have to return to you. If she is always doing this then its a sure sign

3.When you are talking to a guy and as you laugh you tap on his arm ...

4. If she is always looking sexier than normal when she has to meet with you then its obvious she is trying to impress you...

5. I really think the smile says it all... I personally have this 'unique' smile that i only show when im with someone I like. Its sort of a shy smile...like im 'blushing' ... I think many girls use this

Lastly my personal favorite when she offers to pay for stuff...including your stuff, girls dont mind using the money of guys that they dont like but when a girl likes you she will try to make sure you dont spend unnecessarily.

schumastic: is only on nl that you will see girls commenting on threads meant for guys and sections like this that they are needed, they will turn deaf and dumb....no offense but is the truth and annoying meschew

olulove: There is this lady that came to my desk to complain about ATM dispense
me: how may i help you?
lady: your ATM machine just debited #2000
me: kindly pick a form from that trolley. pointed to the trolley for dispense error form.
lady: should i fill it?
me: yes
after filling the form i directed her to my ATM custodian for further resolution and submission.
she said thank you and left..she later came to ask me how long it will take to the reverse the transaction, i said 24hr...she said thank you and left
she came back for the third time.

lady: pls will i get the alert on my fone?

at this juncture i no say na number she want make i collect...as a sharp young bank(bad) guy
i just give her card...see happiness for her eyes and a louder THANK YOU!...unfortunately i left my phone at home that day when i reach hus see miss calls...called her later that day and the rest is YOLO!!!!!!!!

aaronson: Dude above nailed it but lemme ask this question real quick,have you notice there is always this one person always changing pm or dp almost immediately you changed yours?