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Romance › Re: At Last, We Wedded by IamPlato(m): 6:27pm On Oct 07, 2018
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Why You Hold Her Head Like That? Like Say You De Pump Ball
Romance › Re: What Attribute Must Your Spouse Possess? by IamPlato(m): 5:59pm On Oct 07, 2018
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Must Be Very Beautiful... I Am Allergic to Ugly Girls...

Must Be Intelligent... Help Me Build My Career With Her Brain

Must Be A Good Fvcker... I Will Never Cheat

Must Be A Good Cook... I Will Love You To Death

Must Be Peaceful...

Must Be Thirsty To Hold And Kiss Me In Public...

Must Be Independent...

Must Have Good Dress Sense

Must Never Have Body/mouth Odour

Must Never Tie Wrapper In My House...


Feel Free To Pm Me If You Qualify
Romance › Re: What Attribute Must Your Spouse Possess? by IamPlato(m): 5:59pm On Oct 07, 2018
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Must Be Very Beautiful... I Am Allergic to Ugly Girls...

Must Be Intelligent... Help Me Build My Career With Her Brain

Must Be A Good Fvcker... I Will Never Cheat

Must Be A Good Cook... I Will Love You To Death

Must Be Peaceful...

Must Be Thirsty To Hold And Kiss Me In Public...

Must Be Independent...

Must Have Good Dress Sense

Must Never Have Body/mouth Odour

Must Never Tie Wrapper In My House...


Feel Free To Pm Me If You Qualify
Romance › Re: Ladies Can You Cope With Less Confident And Shy Guys? by IamPlato(m): 7:41pm On Oct 06, 2018
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If you lack confidence just stay away from women...
Romance › Re: Relationships And Money by IamPlato(m): 8:27pm On Oct 05, 2018
MariaLavina:
My HUSBAND will know how much I earn and everything I make. grin
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Fine Picture But Why Your Head Long Like 700naira yam
Romance › Re: 12 Reasons Why Women Cheats In A Relationship by IamPlato(m): 8:10pm On Oct 05, 2018
funmisticqueen:
so why do men cheat?
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Must You Quote Every Thing
Crime › Re: Soldier Damages Man's Car And Pepper-spray him for overtaking them. by IamPlato(m): 7:35pm On Oct 05, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



This is extremely wrong,
Why will any sane person overtake a military vehicle?

It's an unwritten driving rule that the right of way always belongs to the military.

It's bad enough not to even pull over when they drive past you, but overtaking any car with a military personal is disrespectful, rebellious and tantamount to mutiny.
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It Should Be Written... And Ambulance And Fire Truck should Be Included
Crime › Re: Soldier Damages Man's Car And Pepper-spray him for overtaking them. by IamPlato(m): 7:32pm On Oct 05, 2018
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Its Best To Avoid Any Problem With Our Army. They Are Above The Law, if You Mess With Them, they Will Beat You Up While Everybody Will Be Passing by And Minding Their Business...



You Too Why Trying To Over Take? I Dont Like It When Other Car OverTake A Car I'm In, i Feel Like Lunchin RPG on Them
Business › Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by IamPlato(m): 5:15pm On Oct 05, 2018
LukeSkywalker78:
its okay. I have heard you. If you start from page one. You will see that she was the one who first insulted me. I followed suit
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You Fuelled the Fight By Mentioning Her First with Insults.


Any Way forget About It... Just Stop Trying Too Hard To come Out As A Tough guy With These ladies, you Doing It The Wrong Way
Business › Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by IamPlato(m): 5:09pm On Oct 05, 2018
Saff:
Stop splattering my mentions with foolishness, then maybe I won’t have to correct your stupidity. Go and grab a book, educate yourself, Mr dumbo.
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You Dont Need To Push Hard To Prove Anything. Not Every One Can Understand Your View To Things...


Just Ignore The Most Annoying Mentions
Business › Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by IamPlato(m): 5:04pm On Oct 05, 2018
LukeSkywalker78:
Stop trying to justify what isn't right. Get out of here and fix up your lives
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All These NairaLand Teens. Dont You Get Tired Of Attackin these Ladies? MANY of You Cant Even Oppose/Challenge Some Of These Ladies In Reality



I Can Bet My Life That On A Physical Approach, most Of You Cant approach These Ladies Talkless of Lookin Them In The Eyes And Say "Hi"...


Stop This Your Online Lion Shiit
Business › Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by IamPlato(m): 4:52pm On Oct 05, 2018
samysmoothfresh:
preys that'll still end up devouring you and ravaging your vagina........................
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Do You Even Know What She Meant By Preys
Business › Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by IamPlato(m): 4:50pm On Oct 05, 2018
samysmoothfresh:
Condom


and at few times when i'm overly broke and cant get one, i go to a near by hospital and get one free......



Condom, very important!!!!
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That Is What Your Father Should Have Used To Avoid something Like You
Business › Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by IamPlato(m): 4:49pm On Oct 05, 2018
Saff:
Make up and hair to attract my preys.
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Wonderful shocked


Men Be Warned!
Crime › Re: Hairdresser Tries To Pullout The Hair She Made For A Slay Queen Who Couldn't Pay by IamPlato(m): 4:45pm On Oct 05, 2018
ritylove:
I Think they are both mad
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You Wearing A Shirt That Has Bob Marley's Skeleton shocked
Romance › Re: Man With Ripped Abs Causes Confusion On Instagram by IamPlato(m): 11:28am On Oct 05, 2018
luckygeee:
bro am a guy and i shouldn't be telling u dat
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Sorry The Ladies Are Not Interested In that too
Romance › Re: Man With Ripped Abs Causes Confusion On Instagram by IamPlato(m): 11:25am On Oct 05, 2018
luckygeee:
bro am a guy and i shouldn't be telling u dat
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Sorry The Ladies Are Not Interested In that too
Romance › Re: Man With Ripped Abs Causes Confusion On Instagram by IamPlato(m): 10:26am On Oct 05, 2018
luckygeee:
this will definitlely irritate guys with pencil deeks
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Let Me Know If You Know Any Thing About What you Are Saying

What Is The Length Of Your Dick
Romance › Re: Man With Ripped Abs Causes Confusion On Instagram by IamPlato(m): 10:20am On Oct 05, 2018
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I Find It Irritating and Stupid When Grown Up Men Do This... Whats The Point Of This Please? Mtcheeeew!
Romance › Re: What Do I Do?? by IamPlato(m): 3:14am On Oct 05, 2018
Diamond23:
YEP!!!...Once both of u eat d forbidden fruit nah, UR eye go tearrrrrrrr, u go cum remember say u still luv ur babe say na because u see free kpekus dey make u lose balance nd u go cum c her as a disturbance. She on d oda hand may want to be Dora the Explorer.
huh
Romance › Re: What Do I Do?? by IamPlato(m): 3:10am On Oct 05, 2018
SUPERPACK:
so you are the guy my girl told me about? you are finished.
hahahahaha
Romance › Re: 'If Your Fiance's Name Is Daniel Your Wedding Is On 25th It Won't Hold — Lady by IamPlato(m): 3:03am On Oct 05, 2018
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Let Sango Rape Any Woman That Wants To Scatter My Wedding
Romance › Re: Man Cheated On His Pregnant Wife, Divorced Her & Married His Side Chick. PHOTO by IamPlato(m): 3:01am On Oct 05, 2018
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All Of You Are Mad
Romance › Re: See The Most Amazing Instagram Post I've Ever Seen. by IamPlato(m): 2:57am On Oct 05, 2018
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See Your Fine Name, see Your Useless Post...


If This Is The Most Amazing Post You Have Seen then Forget It, You Can Have Sense Again
Romance › Re: Lady Goes Completely Unclad To Campaign For Cameroon’s President Biya Ahead by IamPlato(m): 2:55am On Oct 05, 2018
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When You Seriously Want To See Her Boobs only For Her To Open And You See This. Your rod Will Just Weak.


See Breast Like Flying Boat
Crime › Re: Lol So So Funny by IamPlato(m): 2:51am On Oct 05, 2018
shocked
Crime › Re: Slay Queen Collapses After Drinking A Bottle Of Alcohol. by IamPlato(m): 2:49am On Oct 05, 2018
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Can Somebody Help Me Slap That Mumu girl.

When You Try To Be What You Are Not you Will Embarrass Your Family
Romance › Re: Don't Compare Ur Marriage With Others. by IamPlato(m): 2:46am On Oct 05, 2018
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I Will Comment When I Marry
Romance › Re: Man Shows Off The Meal His Wife Cooked Up For 1,500 Naira by IamPlato(m): 2:43am On Oct 05, 2018
donstan18:
That's why I like Yoruba wives.

Give her 1,500 to cook soup and watch her buy pepper of N1000, Red oil of N450 and vegetable leaves of N50, she'll mix every like that and vooooooooom! Soup will be done.

They are the best.
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If Yoruba woman Stew Enter Your Eye, na Permanent Blindness be That...
Celebrities › Re: Anto Lecky Wears Python Round Her Neck (PHOTOS) by IamPlato(m): 2:37am On Oct 05, 2018
donstan18:
Wait a minute! shocked
Are those things boobs or grains of groundnut?
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For My Area, na 20 oranges Be That
Romance › Re: Our Business by IamPlato(op): 8:32pm On Oct 04, 2018
daviesblaze:
LOL, lord prosper this igbo amaka and afonja beef going on grin grin
huh

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