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CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye And Wife, Lola With Jidenna (Photos) by IamTheAlmighty(m): 1:08pm On Sep 02, 2016
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CultureRe: Oluwo Akanbi Blames Nigeria's Economic Crisis On Idol Worship by IamTheAlmighty(m): 7:55am On Jul 19, 2016
Just imagine the nonsense.
BusinessRe: No Deposit For New Accounts: CBN Gives Approval by IamTheAlmighty(m): 7:08am On Jul 19, 2016
RichYoungNigga:
That's not a prepaid card
What store do you buy it in Nigeria
How do you add money to it
Does it have a routing number and a bank account ??
That's not a prepaid card you dumb Bleep.

Debit prepaid card is a card you buy at the store, register it online, they will send you the original one with your name on it to your home address in one week after the registration.
When you wanna add money to the card, you take the card to the store (Walmart, wallgreen, CVS, dollar family) give them the money and they add it to your card) you can also receive payments up to $300,0000 on your card through direct deposit.

You're ignorant as fucckk
Stores don't issue the cards here in Nigeria, banks do, you don't need an account to get one, you can add money to it through direct deposit or money transfer.

UBA was the 1st bank to start issuing these cards, and I don't mean debit cards.

You're in the US, a little googling shouldn't take much out of you.
https://www.ubagroup.com/countries/ng/cards/prepaidcards

And I love how you keep calling me ignorant when it's obvious that the reverse is the case.
Christianity EtcRe: Gary Foxcroft Saving "Witches" In Akwa-Ibom (Video) by IamTheAlmighty(m):
omenka:
Sometimes the border line between man and beast becomes so blurred you can hardly know the difference.

What sort of barbarians do this to children??

The other day, someone posts pictures of starving kids in IDP camps in the NE and all someone who "assumes" he's human could come up with was: "Hahahaha- karma is a biitch- blablabla".

I sat back and wondered why God should allow such things live amongst men- such a guy would surely see nothing wrong with an act like this.

Under NO CIRCUMSTANCE is a child supposed to suffer- breaks my heart so badly.
I don't comment much on Nairaland, and I've never agreed with your political stance, but only an idiot would disagree with what you posted here.

People should learn not to involve children in their political, ethnic and religious bigotry.

How can a sane person revel in the suffering of a child?

The kind of characters i encounter on Nairaland every time I come online just makes me depressed.
BusinessRe: No Deposit For New Accounts: CBN Gives Approval by IamTheAlmighty(m): 5:20am On Jul 19, 2016
RichYoungNigga:
Prepaid debit card is now what people use.
You can make a deposit at the ATM.
You can cash your cheque by just taking a picture of it.

Who still uses bank accounts ?? Nigerians
Prepaid Cards are already in use in Nigeria, but bank accounts are still dominant.

Everytime you comment on this forum, you try your best to let everyone know that you trekked across the Sahara desert to be an illegal immigrant in some country that hates you.

People that behave the way you do, are people that have little, but love posturing with that little to make themselves feel better.
LiteratureRe: 21 Horrifying Short Stories To Scare The Hell Out of You by IamTheAlmighty(m): 9:15am On Jul 18, 2016
experimentist:
[size=15pt]Father's Favorite fear shocked

Omo na to tear race comot for house o!
[/size] huh
Oga you go leave your daughter tear race? wow, father of the century grin
LiteratureRe: 21 Horrifying Short Stories To Scare The Hell Out of You by IamTheAlmighty(m): 9:13am On Jul 18, 2016
Udmaster:
Crackers own diz sh*t. Not cool 4 niqqerz in nigeria.
Idiot
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CrimeRe: He's Going To Jail Soon For A Crime He Knows Not.. (urgent Advice) by IamTheAlmighty(m): 11:44am On May 20, 2016
What's annoying is that you haven't already involved a lawyer.
HealthRe: Government Sponsored Medical Tourism To End Come January 2017 by IamTheAlmighty(m): 11:41am On May 20, 2016
Nigerian government and we will we will we will, ok na we dey wait, since of all the multitude of hospitals in this country none are good enough for our top government officials.
Christianity EtcRe: Shocking Details I Found About The Porn Industry -abylyty by IamTheAlmighty(m): 11:09pm On Jan 17, 2016
lol, Theists never cease to amuse me. This post might as well be satire. Garbage.
Christianity EtcRe: Here Are Things The Holy Spirit Does: Biblical Backings by IamTheAlmighty(m): 9:12am On Oct 25, 2015
grin angry

Christianity EtcRe: Here Are Things The Holy Spirit Does: Biblical Backings by IamTheAlmighty(m): 9:08am On Oct 25, 2015
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Christianity EtcRe: What Are The Reasons You Go To Church? by IamTheAlmighty(m): 9:08am On Oct 25, 2015
cheesy

Christianity EtcRe: 7 Type Of People You Will Notice When You Board A Church Bus To Service by IamTheAlmighty(m): 9:07am On Oct 25, 2015
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PhonesRe: Whatsapp Payment - Has Anyone Ever Paid Whatsapp Here? by IamTheAlmighty(m): 10:17pm On Oct 23, 2015
Yes, Facebook paid for WhatsApp undecided
RomanceRe: My GF Always Reduce The Volume Of Her Phone When Receiving Calls by IamTheAlmighty(m): 10:15pm On Oct 23, 2015
Install automatic call recorder in the phone and you should know the na, I no go give you food come still feed you on top cheesy
RomanceRe: My GF Always Reduce The Volume Of Her Phone When Receiving Calls by IamTheAlmighty(m): 10:13pm On Oct 23, 2015
Heheehe grin. Beware of people who put their phone on vibrate when they're at home and also those that hide like say dey be secret agent when dey wan answer call.

P.S I dey do the 2nd one sha grin
TravelRe: All Airports In Nigeria Will Be Shut Sunday Midnight - Aviation Unions by IamTheAlmighty(m): 10:05pm On Oct 23, 2015
Wetin concern me? undecided After all na legedis Benz I dey use go France since grin
EducationRe: Share The Crazy Funny Things That Happened While In Boarding School by IamTheAlmighty(m): 10:03pm On Oct 23, 2015
Person shít inside him locker because hostel president no gree open door for am for midnight after hot watery beans that morning undecided
CrimeRe: Gunmen Kill Pastor In Bayelsa by IamTheAlmighty(m): 10:01pm On Oct 23, 2015
undecided

EducationRe: Photo: A Public Primary School In Bauchi State by IamTheAlmighty(m): 10:00pm On Oct 23, 2015
Nice, Nigeria is growing. Sai baba grin
Christianity EtcRe: Reno Omokri Interviews Lincoln Brewster: I Gave My Life To Christ At 19 by IamTheAlmighty(m): 9:59pm On Oct 23, 2015
undecided

RomanceRe: 7 Reasons Why Test Of Sexual Capability Before Marriage Leads To Marital Crisis by IamTheAlmighty(m): 8:30am On Jun 22, 2015
Arsenate:
what is wrong is wrong...period. no amount of fancy words string together can make it right. premarital sex is wrong and will always be wrong. God hates sin..but i think what God hates the most is you trying to justify these sins. I mean, all you are doing is telling him he's a fool and he isn't smart enough. you are basically insulting God's intelligence.
no amount of civilization can ever make premarital sex right...period
God can go fúck himself up the ass.
RomanceRe: 7 Reasons Why Test Of Sexual Capability Before Marriage Leads To Marital Crisis by IamTheAlmighty(m):
For Fúcking Mohammed's sake! Why does such retàrded posts keep showing up on the front-page?
Jokes EtcRe: ( Photo ) Tag Someone To Claim Their Uncle.... by IamTheAlmighty(m): 3:09pm On Apr 04, 2015
pinkycute:
How did you ever escaped huh angry sad huh

KingTom, com nd see ooooo grin

Yaba left patient is here cry cry
The Almighty doesn't repeat himself.
PoliticsRe: This Photo Of Buhari Went Viral This Week On Fb And Twitter[photo] by IamTheAlmighty(m): 1:01pm On Apr 04, 2015
This man was so disappointing when he was my f*ck slut. I needed a change.
RomanceRe: Who Should Be In Control Of Sex In A Relationship? by IamTheAlmighty(m): 12:58pm On Apr 04, 2015
Lala247:
Thats y im single smiley
Hey, where do you live? Tell me so that I'll come and kidnap you, I'm searching for a new sex slave/cum slut
FamilyRe: She Was Raped By Her Gynecologist, Pls Advice! by IamTheAlmighty(m): 12:54pm On Apr 04, 2015
She should rape his arse with a bread knife to make it even.
Jokes EtcRe: ( Photo ) Tag Someone To Claim Their Uncle.... by IamTheAlmighty(m): 12:51pm On Apr 04, 2015
OP I'm going to claim your pink p*ssy to show dominance, I'll turn you into my cum slut and share you with my friends when I've had my fill.
Jokes EtcRe: An Oyinbo's Comment About Surviving In Nigeria (screen Shot) by IamTheAlmighty(m): 12:46pm On Apr 04, 2015
Who else would f*ck OP right in the p*ssy to show dominance?
Jokes Etc. by IamTheAlmighty(op):
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