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Business / Re: Dollar Scarcity: Parents Of Overseas Students Weep In Banks by iamtheconjee(m): 6:28pm On Feb 20, 2016
Do you know that Kfc imports their chips. No dollar wahala now no chips. Imagine!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Amazing Way I Got A Job With A Poor Grade by iamtheconjee(m): 2:10pm On Jan 04, 2016
The lady said that the previous day while the 4 of us were walking into the room where we were invited, there were about 2 squeezed papers on the floor in which immediately we walked into the room. I was the only one who noticed the papers and picked them and threw them into the waste basket nearby. Me sef don forget wetin happen again that previous day. I couldn’t recall any more not until she played a video of it. Na so I come remember. Indeed when we entered the room, there were 2 squeezed papers on the floor which I immediately took and threw into the waste basket.



OP. Na LIE!! I Saw this same 'Story' printed years back.
Romance / Re: Ladies, Tips For Defecating In Your Boyfriend's Place by iamtheconjee(m): 9:13pm On Dec 19, 2015
What a senseless and disgusting topic! Hian!

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Celebrities / Re: Olaide Olaogun Gets Married To Her Husband In Lagos (Photos) by iamtheconjee(m): 7:00pm On Dec 05, 2015
Does the topic of this post make sense? Who else will she marry na?
Business / Re: Gtbank Launches Nigeria’s First Virtual Mastercard by iamtheconjee(m): 5:31am On Dec 01, 2015
If its the same as the utility card they have been shouting about you better RUN FROM THIS CARD. YOU have to have a minimum balance of N100k in the account at all times. what's the sense in that? Yeye Bank.

TechInsider:
Foremost African financial institution, Guaranty Trust Bank plc has reaffirmed its position as a leading provider of e-payment gateway solutions with the recent launch of its Virtual Prepaid MasterCard. The card which is issued instantly via Internet Banking, provides an added comfort for security conscious online shoppers who prefer not to use their regular debit/credit cards when making online payments.

The GTBank Virtual card has all the essential features of a physical card and can be used to make both international and local online payments. It also serves as a fall back option for customers who have forgotten or lost their card, but need to perform urgent online purchases. The introduction of the virtual card has bridged the gap between traditional e-wallets and bank accounts by providing a low cost alternative to physical debit cards. Customers also have the option of converting the virtual card to a physical card.

Commenting on the launch, Segun Agbaje, Managing Director / Chief Executive Officer of GTBank said:

“THIS MARKS ANOTHER MILESTONE IN OUR QUEST TO MAKE BANKING MORE SEAMLESS FOR OUR CUSTOMERS. AS A BANK, WE REMAIN FIRM ON OUR OBJECTIVE TO DELIVER VALUE ADDING SERVICES THAT ARE TAILORED TO MEET THE DIVERSE NEEDS OF OUR EVER-GROWING CUSTOMER BASE BY LEVERAGING TECHNOLOGY TO MAKE BANKING MORE CONVENIENT FOR ALL OUR CUSTOMERS.”

He further stated that “the launch of this product, attests to our commitment towards encouraging a cashless culture in our country by promoting the use of alternative payment channels for transacting both locally and internationally. Our desire to be at the frontier of banking excellence enables us to pioneer innovative products aimed at making banking more simple and attractive to the unbanked and unserved.”

Guaranty Trust Bank plc is one of the biggest issuers of payment cards in Nigeria. In Partnership with Mastercard, the Bank has rolled out all variants of GTBank Mastercards in all countries where it has business presence and continues to offer rewards and priceless experiences to its cardholders. One of such promos will include the POS Cash Back Promo; a loyalty reward scheme where customers can earn cash for paying for products and services on POS terminals using their MasterCards.

source - http://www.techinsider.ng/gtbank-launches-nigerias-first-virtual-mastercard/
Health / Re: 10 Important Places To Note When Having Your Bath. by iamtheconjee(m): 2:59pm On Nov 16, 2015
OP. It's 'Knees' not 'Kneels'. Thanks.

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Politics / Re: Graphic Photos: Boko Haram Members Killed As Military Clears More Of Their Camps by iamtheconjee(m): 11:23am On Nov 07, 2015
you really have time on your hand. mtscheeeew!

Rumpelstiltskin:
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Lalasticlala don wake.....work don start. grin
Career / Re: Funny Pics Of How Some Management Treat Their Employees by iamtheconjee(m): 12:25pm On Oct 05, 2015
blessedqueen:
PIC or pics ?

Abi o. Help us ask OP o!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Can I Get A Birth Certificate? by iamtheconjee(m): 7:04pm On Sep 25, 2015
Go to National Population Commission. They do birth certificates there. Should cost no more than N5k. If you want death certificate too, it can be issued also.

Sylver247:
I lost my birth certificate a long time ago. now theres an urgent need for it in my job search.
pls how or where can i get one?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official: I Hereby Decamp From Chelsea FC To Manchester City FC by iamtheconjee(m): 5:53pm On Sep 12, 2015
buzquet:
OP, ur father must b a politician in Nigeria


Very funny ! reAl asewo like our politicians!
Science/Technology / Re: Drone Spotted At Ojota Bus Stop This Afternoon(Photos) by iamtheconjee(m): 8:06pm On Sep 08, 2015
kachysblog:
Captured above is ‘Drone Camera’ manufactured by a talented Nigerian, Mr. Funsho Adebayo. KCB spotted him at Ojota Bus stop this afternoon, 8th September test-running his newest achievement.

According to Funsho, the camera is meant to monitor activities in the air. See the photos of the device below...

Continue to see the face of the young man that tested the device below:








Source: http://kachysblog.com/2015/09/exclusive-pics-flying-camera-spotted-at-ojota-bus-stop-this-afternoon/


Assembled you mean?
Politics / Re: 5 Top State Universities Teaching Hospitals In Nigeria (Photos) by iamtheconjee(m): 11:23pm On Sep 07, 2015
akwabassey:
Akwa-Ibom State University Teaching Hospital- Uyo

What's your criteria?
Food / Re: Man Dies After “excessive Drinking” In Abuja (Photo) by iamtheconjee(m): 5:16pm On Sep 07, 2015
nikkiking:
I thought Islam's don't drink alcohol shocked shocked shocked.

Why am i not surprised, anything do happened this days.

May he's soul rest in pieces undecided.

And did the article say he was a muslim? or you just assumed because he left behind 2 wives?
Investment / Re: What To Do With 2.5 Million Naira by iamtheconjee(m): 5:29pm On Sep 04, 2015
Mystiqme:
Whatever you decide to do, don't call anyone posting their numbers here and don't reply their pms.


I CONCUR SIR!! !

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Career / Re: I Lost My Job Because I Complained Of Poor Working Condition!! by iamtheconjee(m): 6:33pm On Sep 03, 2015
Dharniel:
sue him nah, if you think it's injustice...

Yeah!! ! Industrial Court of Arbitration! !!!
Politics / Re: Breaking News!!!! Marilyn Ogar Sacked By Dss by iamtheconjee(m): 4:47pm On Sep 03, 2015
meforyou1:
Former spokesperson for PDP? Are u mad?

Mad as you. self-servicer!
Agriculture / Re: I Need To Talk To A Beekeeper by iamtheconjee(m): 11:08am On Sep 03, 2015
07081771532 - David. He should be able to answer your questions.
Politics / Re: Breaking News!!!! Marilyn Ogar Sacked By Dss by iamtheconjee(m): 11:05am On Sep 03, 2015
Is it possible to merge topics? Seems network has made this topic appear twice. Help!
Politics / Breaking News!!!! Marilyn Ogar Sacked By Dss by iamtheconjee(m): 10:51am On Sep 03, 2015
Just saw this headline that Marilyn Ogar (Former Spokesperson for DSS and PDP wink) has been sacked from the DSS. Can anybody confirm this?

http://www.today.ng/news/090312112-dss-dismisses-marilyn-ogar/

cc: lalasticlala, IshiLove
Politics / Marilyn Ogar Sacked? by iamtheconjee(m): 10:43am On Sep 03, 2015
Just saw this headline that Marilyn Ogar (Former Spokesperson for DSS and PDP wink) has been sacked from the DSS. Can anybody confirm this?
Business / Re: Oluwo Antonio Deinde Fernandez Is Dead by iamtheconjee(m): 8:57am On Sep 02, 2015
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Ogboni frat man. Abeg make we rest.
Business / Re: Oluwo Antonio Deinde Fernandez Is Dead by iamtheconjee(m): 8:50am On Sep 02, 2015
Abdullateef77:
we have lost a great man
RIP
upon all that money,he just has to leave it
Great man? Please tell us what he has done for us? did he even live in Nigeria?

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Education / Re: 10 Ways Every Nigerian Student Reacts After Checking His/Her Semester Result by iamtheconjee(m): 8:26pm On Sep 01, 2015
Abeg, this is off point, but I just have to ask; what is the difference between he is wearing a suit and he is on suit? help me out please.
Celebrities / Re: Lauryn Hill At African Shrine Last Night (photos) by iamtheconjee(m): 2:53pm On Sep 01, 2015
MosakuAW:


I guess you dont even know her. Thats Lauryn Hill on low cut. She is formally a member of the group called 'Fugees'.

Children of nowadays, all you know is Psquare, Kiss daniel, olamide and the rest. grin

It's girl with a low cut not 'on low cut'. and it's 'formerly' not 'formally'.
Politics / Re: See This Mounted Nigerian Police Van (Photo) by iamtheconjee(m): 2:25pm On Sep 01, 2015
bluebay2:
Police saving goats from hunger
More like Horses. Hint - Mounted Police!!!! wink

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Politics / Re: Akpabio Hospitalised In Abuja After Own Car Disobeyed Traffic Light by iamtheconjee(m): 2:47pm On Aug 31, 2015
BeeBeeOoh:
What Shall It Profit Thee To Be A Leader But, Can't Lead By Example?? I thank God for his life though..





But, if he tries to go contrary to d rules again, his car will somersault, re-somersault, somersault again, re-somersault & somersault again..


Amen to that!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Work/job That You Would Absolutely Not Do Even Though Unemployed. by iamtheconjee(m): 8:48pm On Aug 29, 2015
onyegwu:
Most of us here have suddenly jump to criticise some body who jst told us his honest mind that he can not sell Akara. My question is, how many of u are selling Akara at the moment? Cos I know most of u may not have job so how many of u have taking this bold step? I don't want u to be making reference to other people, Are u doing ur talk now? Cos talk is always cheap. Cos people can always hide under other peoples statement to portray them selves as one saints.

Thanks for having my back with some sense!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Work/job That You Would Absolutely Not Do Even Though Unemployed. by iamtheconjee(m): 10:44pm On Aug 28, 2015
magaux:
I guess that's why u are still unemployed. Lazy baboon, keep waiting 4 manna.

Mind your manners. This is a civil discussion please. Cheers.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Work/job That You Would Absolutely Not Do Even Though Unemployed. by iamtheconjee(m): 4:02pm On Aug 28, 2015
Zehner:
OP let me tell you something. There is a woman in surulere that makes nothing less than 20k everyday from frying akara as in people book her akara.
Now multiply 20 by 6 days and see how much she makes in a month. My dear even me Don dey reason selling akara. Bottom line is to make money. There is no way you can compare someone who makes money daily and the other who makes money monthly and has pending bills to settle.


Hmmm. Let me begin reconsider?? I dont think so!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Work/job That You Would Absolutely Not Do Even Though Unemployed. by iamtheconjee(m): 3:57pm On Aug 28, 2015
otunsman:
Frankly,there are some degrading jobs that are not worth going into at all.Recharge card is a no-go area.How much gain dey there sef?If you sell the #500 mtn or airtel card, your profit is #5 to #10.That one na money.mtchewwww.


I feel you!!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Work/job That You Would Absolutely Not Do Even Though Unemployed. by iamtheconjee(m): 10:11pm On Aug 27, 2015
Hunger I better beg my friends for cash than do some nasty low rep job. abeg.
Jobs/Vacancies / Work/job That You Would Absolutely Not Do Even Though Unemployed. by iamtheconjee(m): 3:06pm On Aug 27, 2015
Sitting with a bunch of acquaintances discussing unemployment. Then a question was thrown to the floor.

What would you not do even though you are unemployed.
For me, I can't sell akara or recharge card, What if my friends see me? My REP will be totally destroyed!!! tongue wink

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