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Politics / Re: Senator Orji Kalu Arrives Abia Months After Release From Prison (Photos) by iamvictorbassey: 2:32pm On Jul 27, 2020
And you dey try convince me say Naija no be cruise?

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Health / Re: 543 New COVID-19 Cases, 138 Discharged And 8 Deaths On July 22 - (4068 Tested) by iamvictorbassey: 12:05am On Jul 23, 2020
People still follow this stuff? I thought er'thing had been restored to norm.

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Politics / Re: PDP Reps Threaten To Impeach Buhari Over Corruption, Insecurity by iamvictorbassey: 2:01pm On Jul 21, 2020
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Politics / Re: 7 Things President Buhari Revealed About Magu's Probe, Suspension by iamvictorbassey: 8:51pm On Jul 11, 2020
Crazy
Family / Re: Is It Wrong To Show Gratitude? by iamvictorbassey: 9:02pm On Jun 24, 2020
It's only on nairaland you'll see very crazy questions. As if it's by force to buy pastor gift. Him don see mumu now.

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Crime / Re: Man Who Raped 3-Month-Old Baby In Nasarawa Arrested by iamvictorbassey: 1:12pm On Jun 24, 2020
Why don't they will these guys?
Crime / Re: Hushpupi Wasn't Arrested By Interpol Or FBI For Fraud by iamvictorbassey: 12:03am On Jun 13, 2020
Okay?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Protesters Storm White House,president Moved Into Bunker By Secret Service by iamvictorbassey: 9:30am On Jun 01, 2020
The thing is people who already hated Trump will use this as their opportunity.

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Religion / Re: "Dragging God" Trends As Nigerians Take To Twitter To Blame God by iamvictorbassey: 9:28am On Jun 01, 2020
Audio God

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Science/Technology / $1000 Worth Of Bitcoin For Sale. by iamvictorbassey: 2:17pm On May 26, 2020
Hello, I have a thousand dollar worth of bitcoin for sale. The clauses are, you must have dollar equivalent to the day's exchange rate. I am not receiving payments in Naira. We will establish a meeting point for the exchange agreed upon by both parties. Contact me if interested.
Autos / Re: Please, I Need Help With Importing My Bike From U.S.A by iamvictorbassey: 7:02pm On May 09, 2020
Thanks, I was able to bring it down. Though very expensive.
Health / Re: COVID-19: FG To Probe Kogi, Cross River Zero Case Claims by iamvictorbassey: 6:18pm On May 09, 2020
I honestly low-key want this COVID19 shìt to Fück Nigeria and Africa up (Me inclusive). Yes. I really do.


So that when we tell northerners that God doesn't take care of Children, they'll believe.

So that when I tell my friends that your prayers and tithes doesn't do shìt, they'll believe.

So that when you tell Nigerians something exists from the angle of a learned person, they'll believe and stop arguing.

So that when next we emphasize the need for health care budget being reasonable, legislators will agree.

In my mind, the thing is not even doing well enough. Too slow for my liking.

I want the remaining Africans who'll survive, understanding the concept of cause and effect. Understanding that we pay too much attention to non priorities like religion, ethnicity, hairstyle, greetings, dressing, tattoo, choice of food, choice of dress sense, etc. While neglecting essentials.

Covid here is too slow.

Disclaimer: Don't bother quoting me, I don't reply. I post my opinion, you post yours.

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Autos / Re: IMPORT DUTY CHECK here by iamvictorbassey: 5:01pm On May 04, 2020
femmy2010:



Good Morning
What is the name of the shipping line the above was shipped on?
In what size of the container?
What other cars are loaded in the shared container?

Honestly dunno the name of the shipping line.

But I know it's a 40ft

I also know there's a 2014 BMW 3series, Jeep Cherokee, 05 Corolla.
Autos / Re: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by iamvictorbassey: 4:59pm On May 04, 2020
oliverjiad:
is the bike on roro,2017 is350:#2.8m

Jaid
No, it's actually coming in a container.

For the IS350 I thought as much.

Do you offer any trucking service in the US?
Autos / Re: Total Cost Of Clearing A Vehicle In Nigeria by iamvictorbassey: 9:43pm On May 02, 2020
Hello, Please how much will clear a Power Bike, 2018 Yamaha MT09 and a 2017 Lexus IS350 F Sport?
Business To Business / Re: Buy And Sell Dollars, E-curriencies Here by iamvictorbassey: 1:21am On Apr 29, 2020
Matilda62:
I have Bulk amount of dollars for sale at whatever the current forex market price is as at the day you order ..contact me through my signature
Stumbled on this thread. It's been a while you posted this, is it still valid as at today? Most importantly, I dunno how to see your signature, tell me how to contact you here if it's still valid.
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Patient Escapes Isolation In Osun State by iamvictorbassey: 1:13pm On Apr 04, 2020
I feel that


Initially NCDC were faking cases of Corona virus for probably financial gains.

Which is why they have so many recovered cases. Since those fake people will have to go back after the whole arrangement. But lemme not sound pessimistic though.

When the real genuine cases will start, and men will start falling. I'd really love to know and see how many they can recover.


For those quoting me, don't worry. Time will tell. America, Italy and the rest started like this. My post will be here. Let's keep allowing people with confirm cases to escape. Don't worry. Isn't it in Bauchi they said a mosque held prayers? A state whose Governor is a carrier, and their aides are usually not tested because they're nobodies. Me I'm a realist, I don't believe all those stupid prayers of God will bla bla. The way Nigerians will die ehn? Don't worry. This post will be here. Time is the key here.


I hardly reply people.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus Suspect Dies In Omole, Lagos by iamvictorbassey: 1:40pm On Apr 03, 2020
Wetin west life no go see for empty street. lipsrsealed

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Travel / Re: Nigerian In Philippines Displays Relief Items Given To Him By Government by iamvictorbassey: 5:31pm On Apr 02, 2020
Nigeria is not a country. Nigeria is a gathering

Jonathan Adeniyi 2019

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Health / Re: Jesse Otegbayo Recovers From COVID-19 by iamvictorbassey: 5:10pm On Apr 02, 2020
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Health / Re: COVID-19: A 240-Bed Isolation Center In Anambra At NYSC Camp Umuawulu/Mgbakwu by iamvictorbassey: 9:31am On Apr 02, 2020
1 disease, so much result from the government. grin grin grin this is good.

But I tell you when hunger pushes Nigerians from their homes outside, to go contract the virus and the thing becomes a full blown disaster with thousands dying daily.

Mark my words, the high profiled and political class will want to keep the scarce medical equipment to themselves, leaving the massess to die. And massess being condemned to death will revolt and in an African usual pattern scatter all these ventilators and say "We all die together". The military and Police will not be able to stop the angry massess at that point in time. I foresee this happening.

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Celebrities / Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by iamvictorbassey: 9:28am On Mar 26, 2020
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Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Kano Government Closes Borders, Shuts Airport Road by iamvictorbassey: 9:27am On Mar 26, 2020
May this shit never get to Kano, else it's going to be a cleansing program.

I have never seen 1 thing expose the flaws in so many things at the same time like Corona Virus.

1. It showed how unplanned and unprepared Nigeria is.
2. Showed how non challant the leaders are.
3. Showed how fake both religions and their leaders are.
4. Showed the extent of decay in Nigeria's Health sector.
5. Shown Nigerians that performance supercedes sentiments of Religion and tribe. I want to believe that a Northern Muslim from Katsina is the one appointed to take care of the President and Abba Kyari right? Nonsense.


When you tell them in the North that birth should be controlled, they hate on you and tell you that God takes care of Children. I wonder what it'll be like should Corona enter Kano, Kaduna or Sokoto.

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Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Concerns As Tinubu Fails To Self-isolate After UK Trip by iamvictorbassey: 9:02am On Mar 26, 2020
Karma is a slimy slútty bitçh.

Just when I was scared that this Virus was gonna start with the masses and after having a field day, before then the elites would have protected themselves by then.

Then Karma was like, watch me do a reverse ride, make a 180° turn without taking out the diçk on your political class.

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Politics / Re: Festus Keyamo Cautions Pastors As Coronavirus Cases In Nigeria Increases by iamvictorbassey: 8:55am On Mar 26, 2020
You guys should fuçk off with all these nonsense talk of offending God.

Since he is God why doesn't he selectively discipline the offenders and ignore the faithfuls? Why merge?

Imagine someone not being able to contract the Virus simply because he is faithful to God whereas I can, what other conviction would I require to believe in God?

Sometimes I just don't want to come online because of stupid write-ups from supposed learned people.

Don't quote me I don't reply. I'm a passive nairalander.

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Politics / Re: Thousands Rally In Support Of Amotekun In Oyo And Ekiti by iamvictorbassey: 8:21pm On Jan 22, 2020
fairfora:
Interesting. Nigerians, especially my fulani brothers have nothing to fret about. I'm a typical ekitiman and I love the nomadic herders. We have had them for centuries in Ekiti and environs. They were peace-loving. My dad would give them roasted yam as they grazed their cows past our farm without touching a single yam leaf. Some of them were neither Christians nor muslims...I rember one man we used to call Dangana. His son ended up schooling in one of the public schools in my town in Ekiti because his dad craved western education. I hope the boy is successful today. The last time I saw him was in 1992 during my school's inter house sports competition. I learnt he later went to school in ABU.

However, there are some bad elements amongst them who were sent out to create mayhem in our land for the reason best known to them. Those are the criminals we wouldn't want to pitch our tent with because we can't afford to wait until people are being slaughtered in their houses before we act. They've started this rubbish on farmlands already ...never again!

Law abiding fulanis are safe. We will protect them, their cow and family from harm.

You're intelligent
Crime / Re: Pastor Michael Oluronbi Rapes 6 Girls In UK. Wife Aides & Abets Rape by iamvictorbassey: 1:24pm On Jan 15, 2020
Pastor. Don't forget, pastor.
Religion / Re: Pastor Paul Enenche's Prophecies For 2020 by iamvictorbassey: 12:54pm On Jan 15, 2020
Why do these guys call these things prophecies?

I feel it brings insult to them easily.

One of you church goers should advice them appropriately. It's better not to speak than call these things prophecies.

I feel prophecies should be more precise and concise.

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Family / Re: Share Your First Picture of The New Year by iamvictorbassey: 10:40am On Jan 01, 2020
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Education / Re: Joshua Agboola: Meet 9-year-old Who Developed A Website For His School. by iamvictorbassey: 11:34am On Dec 19, 2019
The intention is usually to do the right thing, to make a difference. Then suddenly you discover that people who are not intellectually as sound as you are, are the ones cashing out and paying your bills then you consider switching. After all knowledge is transferable.

This is why we have more Yahoo boys daily. Those who want to join outnumber those already in the game.

Nigeria does not do anything to promote righteousness in her citizens. They rather make you feel stupid for being one.

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Religion / Re: 'Delete Netflix' - Apostle Johnson Suleman Tells Christians Over Gay Jesus by iamvictorbassey: 7:50am On Dec 16, 2019
paparazi1:

By your words you will be condemn and by your words you will be justified, Life is a choice, you can even choose death.

Deluded Christians always feeling that they and only through them is the way to eternal life.

Eternal life you were told about.

By a book, written by a man.

Claimed to have received inspiration from the holy spirit.

Holy spirit we can't authenticate grin

But if I claim that the same holy spirit asked me to tell you to credit my account this morning you'll argue. grin grin

Why believe some of the holy spirit's instructions and doubt some? grin

Funny religions grin grin

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Religion / Re: 'Delete Netflix' - Apostle Johnson Suleman Tells Christians Over Gay Jesus by iamvictorbassey: 9:52pm On Dec 15, 2019
For this singular reason, I'm gonna watch it right now. Good enough I have premium sub.

Religion and the way it controls the black folks.

Imagine dishing out instructions like this by both religious bodies that we should have a mass protest for our red and green chambers to legalize death penalty for Public fund misappropriation.

And so on.


In future, My grand/great grand children, when you look back at our time and imagine how foolish we were in our time please understand that Victor Bassey was way ahead of time. He was only caught in the wrong country and continent with a lot of foolish people at his time.

Please understand that I always knew that all religions were scam. Their books and their leaders in the past.


Modified: grin grin grin grin. If you have a big heart and taste for dark humor, better still you don't have any sentimental attachment to these religions, please watch that movie. Its fu.cki.ng funny.

Imagine Mary smoking weed, imagine god gifting Jesus a piano on his 30th birthday as at that stone age. And so on.

Drop your guards and watch it.

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