Oga bring am oo. If the pikin die you go spend pass fuel and gen besides e go pain you well well.

This country, the only thing wey remain na make them carry am go exchange am for half plate of fried rice.

Ehmmnn!! E don do!!

Abeg ehn? God use broom press the reset button for the world. So that everything fit start again.

What a gory death?

In Nigeria human lives means nothing. People die and people are used to it, and other's just say "abeg!".

It's Aljazeera that is coming to remind us that a human being died. Very sad. The perpetrators of this evil will pay some amount in the station and bribe their way out. And tomorrow there they are back on the streets looking for their next prey.

If only Nigerians had space for dark humor, I would have written an imaginary write-up I feel Kwankwaso wrote there. But some peeps might take it personal.



Fella: How dark is your humour?

Racist: It picks cotton.

I don't even know what to say on this, whether to commend him or feel awkward.

And the money to buy incubators for 10 hospitals will be spent by one politician tommorow night on Ashantis.

Chief Controversial Officer.

At a time like this I feel confused on what to say as to who is supposed to shift grounds.

Why increase minimum wage, then increase everything alongside? Like Driver's license, tax, plate numbers, import duty etc thus making the money meaningless.

I would have wished for the government to rather add value to the money, (maybe $1=#100).So that #18,000 would be worth present day #64,800. But not in this country. If we wait for that people would have died already.

Senators and governors salary plus allowances in Nigeria aren't known. They're only speculated. Let's assume a senator earns 20M monthly and allowances up to 5M. That'll be 25M.

Which means if you work as an #18,000 recipient all your life, you would have only ended up earning a total of #21,600,000 (100years which is impossible). Not up to a senator's 1 month take home.

If you divide 25M by #18000 that is 1,389 peoples salary. Multiplied by over 100 senators, 200 H of Rep Members, and 36 Governors. That's about 466,666people's salary. Haba!

We're our own problem. We vote rogues to represent us, while professors observe as collating officers.

We can't sow yam and expect beans.

"Banker takes his gratuity from ATM"

E

#Teamforeheadgang

Put 2 fingers in the head if you have a big forehead.

I can't marry a woman with a big forehead like that lady's up there, because already I barb for #800. And it takes the barber 2hr45min. (Exaggerating tho).

Don't want to give birth to a child with a long head like Lagos hold up. Then barbers would charge him plus the inflation that time #16,800 per hair cut.

Away from that, I remember arguing with someone one time who said tatoos were bad , then I asked him if he thought same of Lele. And he was like "No". So I asked why he saw nothing wrong with "Lele" (Heena). And he gave flimsy excuses.

Africans, the mental block is in your mind. The whitemen chained our hands. We in turn chained our brains. Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery.

Was it not WAEC abi NECO snake swallowed money?

What if the director was investigated and corruption case was found hanging around his neck, so he was called and asked to do this dirty attestation whatever or the dogs would be let out on him?

Not sure tho, I'm just a weirdo who loves to think outside the box.

Mouth Gig:
VOTE BUHARI...GOD BLESS AND PROTECT BUHARI.

If an election were to be held amongst loosers, Buhari would not still win.

Mouth Gig:
VOTE BUHARI...GOD BLESS AND PROTECT BUHARI.

If an election were to be held amongst loosers, buhari would still not win.

Hehehe, Funny NLC

Craizy.

Poli TRICKS.

hehehe, As girlfriends?

PierreAbutu:


I will not respond to d junk u wrote, but advise u to go and read Psalm 119:18

How will you respond to the junk I wrote? When instead of researching on how to solve problems and make a living, be the best at what you do, you are busy running from church to church, pillar to post asking imaginary people to die by fire.

How come our corrupt politicians don't go this far? Even your deceivers in the name of church founder don't jump up and down looking for demons to kill? Because they're good at what they do, which is deceiving you.

My advice, train your self in what ever discipline you find yourself. Be the best you can be, cross poverty line, attain financial freedom and watch your thinking faculty make a U-turn.

perryy:


Thanks my man. Don't just mind those holier-than-thou mofos spreading fear and hate. How is sex bad ? What is spiritual in sex? Trump was a big time womaniser, why didn't the evil spirit in sex take his destiny ? Many of those big guys out there sleep with three to five girls at a go, yet they are still more prosperous than those that practice celibacy.

My take, don't use all your hard earned money to buy sex, don't rape, stay away from married women, use protection to avoid contractinng diseases. You are good to go bro. One cold bottle of Trophy beer for you bro.

People like you are like diamond. So rare to find.

k

All these things only exist in your minds.



Why them no dey devour Zuckerberg and Gates money? Cross poverty line and watch your thinking faculty change.

They've come again with all these their useless quotes.

Firstly says who?
Says the bible right?
Bible Written by who?
Written by God?
How, with a pen?
Where?
How come he gave others inspiration to write the bible but none in our Generation can edit it?
How do I litmus test the inspiration of the writer of all the "Holy Books"?
If I wake up today and tell you guys today that the same God has given I Victor the inspiration to edit the books, Why will some of you argue?
If you argue, why do you then believe that which you are reading?
Wasn't it also written from someone's head? Oh!! I see a white-man wrote it. And they are next to God right?
Why can't we feed them (the whites) with our own stories like how Oduduwa created the earth bla bla with chicken and they believe?
If they don't believe it, why can't we Africans believe our own stories? Oh!! We are blacks, we are inferior?

THEY SAY THE BEST WAY TO SHOW SOMEONE THE FLAWS IN HIS WAY OF REASONING IS TO ASK HIM/HER QUESTIONS.

How is sex a bad thing sef?
If sex is a bad thing how comes the private parts don't appear after marriage?

Take for instance reproduction, a boy cannot produce sperm until he is a certain age. A girl too cannot conceive until she has come of a certain age. So why isn't the setup just like that? You know, something like Kapersky Anti-Virus where it would not work on your system because the software has been attributed to another system? People just sit down create laws and want everyone to be like them. And if you don't, Oh!! You have committed an offence.
Just like one said when we were kids that TV is a bad thing and watching it is a sin, and today the same man broadcasts on TV. How confused? Lets say it were to be in the stone age, it would have been in the bible that TV is a sin.

Growing up I heard all manner of discouraging lies about sex, how a woman changed to snake in the bedroom, bla bla. So nobody could at least give us a video showing the transformation in this modern days of mobile phones?

I feel one very ugly N.i.g.g.a who did not get a lot of women coming due to jealousy brought this law so that er'one will remain on the same level. You know that feeling when your guys are kpanshing daily but all you do is stare.

Advice, the best way to avoid temptation is to fall put. Simple!!

s

The nonsenses people (Christians) believe in 2018. And another person sef took this to front page. Mtcheww!!!

1. Transport Fare / Car
2. Bible / Phone
3. Gun

W

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dedollarman:
The information is correct am currently at zuba
About 12 people where shot dead

Haba bros!! Haba!! And they were killing and you were counting? Haba bros!! Sofly now.

Being a politician ain't easy.

You'll have to see black,
Hold black,
Know it's black

Yet tell people it's white.
Sad.

rychard:


Maybe na why you never get the money, the gods have seen your pride and decided to hold back your fortune

Na just joke o.