If you have a pen, then note this date and this write-up down.

A chameleon in a laptop, where a broken wall is a friend to a flying pig can only be the mentor of the United States.

#ThinkAboutIt #JustThinkAboutIt










For those who don't understand this write-up. Don't allow smoke come outta your ears trying to give meaning to this write-up.


Go to Instagram, visit @Josh2Funny's page. And you'll understand. It's a joke where you say a meaningless thing and ask peeps to think about it.

Canticle:


You don chop today?

Go to Instagram, visit @Josh2Funny's page. And you'll understand. It's a joke where you say a meaningless thing and ask peeps to think about it

Athena4:
Bros , you well so?

Go to Instagram, visit @Josh2Funny's page. And you'll understand. It's a joke where you say a meaningless thing and ask peeps to think about it

Lokostic77:
plz explain this your idiomatic expression,, I have interest

Go to Instagram, visit @Josh2Funny's page. And you'll understand. It's a joke where you say a meaningless thing and ask peeps to think about it

A hanging boat, dripping from a falling wall is not close to a Ribena flying abroad from a crying bag. Except from a peaceful cellotape.

#ThinkAboutIt #JustThinkAboutIt

To have pot belly and learn the leg work dance.

How many times will you guys try this new year resolution thing and fail? Resolution that only lasts for 36hrs.

Why is it that boys don't fu.c,k with girls from this church?

Thinking out loud.

Make we just keep the seat empty next year. #Accapella

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DrObum:

Na so craze dey start oooo

Na joke. It's an Instagram fun play called think about it. After saying stupid meaningless things.

26. It's ability to easily detect sexy women and size their boobs and ass even in Hijabs. Infact the more concealed, the more inquisitive I become. #lifeofapervert.

27. It's inability to see Buhari in office past May 29th, 2019.

Some innocent people have been beaten to such a point where they be like "I gree, I gree " Na me do am. Make person no go die.

Bad eating habit is not waterproof cleaner, because a kwakwa cannot fall down from a private jet's shadow unless airtel is away from 2pac.

#ThinkAboutIt #JustThinkAboutIt

Abegi!! Save us all of those diplomatic talks.

Shebi when PDP was on board, they sha used to allow other political party's posters ba? Though not even.

Now nko? Come to Minna for instance, no major PDP billboard. Except they keep it on the ground.

These APC guys man! They don't care. They be like do your worse.

Ebenezer049:


It's my greatest honour to hear you are making progress bro. I sincerely wish you many more in good health and happiness.

However, whatever you do, wherever you go and whenever you take a step, there's need for God's factor sir. Soon and very soon, you will know sir........... Either by kissing or kicking you into the kingdom of God.


I pray it will be by the former. Compliments of the season.

The more I progress without all of those, The more I find all of those needless.

My problem with religion especially Christianity is it's being illogical.

Then they all escape with this statement "the things of the spirit are foolishness unto canal men" dunno if I quoted it right tho. Something like that.

HOPE

The only thing that keeps the black man going.
The only reason why a Nigerian will wake up in the morning and tell you "E go beta" with no clear plan of how e go take better.

Our parents prayed like this with no clear picture of what and how they wanted their children and grand children's life to be.
All they told us to do was pray. 2018 has been my best year so far since I was born.

I got to understand the concept of problem Identification and problem solving. And this has given me the highest I have ever made in my entire life. All our parents and grand parents were supposed to do was understand that there was a constant fight between good and bad. And good had to work twice as hard to curb bad.

Good requires building (difficult), Bad requires destroying (easy). Thus Good needs to work twice as hard. But all they did was pray, pray, pray and pray. This is why I have no regards for prayers. Because I have solved problems for clients and I have traveled to different states in a very short while and well payed. And in about 4years, I have not uttered any prayer and whatever I touch becomes gold.

I'll see where all these prayers, retreat etc will take us 10years from now, when oil prices would have dropped (due to alternative energy sources etc), and unemployment rate would have risen by 30X probably. And crime rate would be at the all time high. To think of it that someone invited me to go and waste my time at the retreat listening to things that are abstract.

I don't wish Nigerians / Africans bad. I'm just a realist. People hardly like us.

"The Nigerian rappers HAS CAME online" !!!! Haba Now!!?

Coming just a day after hearing in Kwara "Driver abeg wind down the glass, the car is very heating".

ChiefAzubuike:
Stop the unnecessary killings and more recently, stealing of panties and bras. Some even go to the myopic extent of eating faeces. Nigerian youths, if you chop sh*t you go just give yourself cholera or E-coli and die for nothing.

It is now saddening that every helpless mentally unstable pretty girl seen on the streets is now believed to have been used for "ritual" just like this innocent girl whose story circulated days ago on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/4873067/student-runs-mad-after-stepping

Instantly, her ordeal was attributed to being used for yahoo plus when infact it was mental disorder she had been battling for so many years. Another way an uneducated Nigerian claimed to be a rain maker months back when it was just a simple scientific schoolboy labwork involving potassium iodide.

Africa please open your eyes , our mentality is the reason we are still light years behind the western world. If you can believe you can make money from doing juju with underwears or eating faeces then never you be angry with the whites if they call you black monkey because that's what you truly are. Even bonobos won't go that low.

There is nothing like juju, there is nothing like voodoo, there is nothing like yahoo plus. Those babas performing these nonsense , you see them living in squalor and abject poverty yet they claim they can help another person make money. If it truly exist, I'd expect them to be living in mansions and luxury and the source behind it would be a secret that could only be passed down through the family lane but no , you see them living in dilapidated huts yet they claim to conjure money from the "spiritual realm".

If you want to test the full strength of your juju go to sambisa or pakistan and let shekau or the taliban test their kalashnikovs on your chest. If you need faeces, there are thousands of soakaways around whose owners will gladly see you help them reduce the brown and black, solid and watery contents.

The babas who do these things for you are only interested in your money and your free live goat or white chicken which will eventually end up in their pot of soup. Person wey go make am go make am and the reason behind it is not the concoction one baba made for you to drink. If. It coincindentally worked , it was only as a result of the natural capacity and potential you already had. Be educated.

You're too brainy

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imitateMe:

Beta juju Neva jam you yet.

Waiting bro, d'you have one?

imitateMe:

Beta juju Neva jam you yet.

Waiting bro, d'you have one?

muffyt05:


Kini omode e mo?

Oya do am get rich make we see now. When you succeed, post the pictures here, mention my name. And I'll join you.

You're free to use a fake account

Emeskhalifa:


In as much as say na your opinion u yarn and my oda account is on ban, I'd say gtfoh with that your oyibo mentality.
If you think voodoo na lie den u don't know what you are saying.

Even the so called oyibo you are trying to copy know say jazz dey. See this guy, dem never nack you jazz before and u dey see food eat na e do u dey tok like dis

Nigggg get the phuck off my post. If you cannot reply without being abusive.

Who'll help me tell this Niggas these things only exist in their heads?

Da phuck dude, you can't make money by taking peep's panties, eating their poop, and all what.

If you made it after doing those, then you were intrinsically driven. It had always been inside of you. You always had it inside of you. You just couldn't figure it out. A jujuman just showed you what you already had.

If it were so easy, why isn't er'one rich yet?

I tend to always agree with the English man who said Blacks are a waste of Oxygen.

Would really love to meet this Mbaka Nigga and ask him

"Baba, how far na? How the change dey do you?"

Men who see vision for their gullible members but could not see the impending danger and damage Buhari was gonna inflict on Nigerians.

All thanks to the great minds on Nairaland who helped me see and understand the level of scam religion is.

The reason we still hear of this stale news is because 1 Party has refused to compromise fully. Else this would be history.

Simple
Buhari : MTN fund my campaign come next year
MTN: yes sir.
Buhari: Come here son, your sins are forgiven. Why didn't you say this since?

And you think Dangote will ever go broke? Unless you yourself are not planning to build too sooner or later.

Good people with good intentions look the scariest.

youngvikthor:





get sense na.dnt you have male friends

Didnt you read the caption. "You may kiss the bride"? I know its a stupid Basket mouth joke sha

GAY briel FAGu son

Nigerian Celebs

Contest though you know you'll loose. But you gain lil grounds.

Contest next time with the first crowd plus new crowd then loose. If you pulled more people this time, you get appointment.

Contest the third time, then merge with the strong candidate's force, help him win his seat then get a bigger appointment.

Continue like that till your crowd is big enough. Then you win.

Hope you have your machineries on ground to kill and maim? Because Rivers election is not shawarma.

I wonder why election cannot be like a buffet where you go pick what you like, when you're done you go back peacefully and that's all. With none telling you pick moi moi, you must pick egusi.etc