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Forum Games / Re: The Chain Word Game by Ib(f): 1:47am On May 31, 2006 |
what is konto |
Forum Games / Re: The Chain Word Game by Ib(f): 1:46am On May 31, 2006 |
Awilo |
Forum Games / Re: The Chain Word Game by Ib(f): 1:45am On May 31, 2006 |
lol Now i'm stranded! |
Forum Games / Re: The Chain Word Game by Ib(f): 1:44am On May 31, 2006 |
galala |
Romance / Re: Would You Date Or Marry A Nigerian Girl If She Smokes And Drinks? by Ib(f): 1:43am On May 31, 2006 |
I'm worried becos my very good friend smokes and is desperately seeking a relationship with a Naija boy, but she doesnt listen when i tell her that smoking may be one of the reason why guys avoid her 2 Likes |
Forum Games / Re: The Chain Word Game by Ib(f): 1:41am On May 31, 2006 |
reggae |
Romance / Re: Would You Date Or Marry A Nigerian Girl If She Smokes And Drinks? by Ib(f): 1:40am On May 31, 2006 |
Ok so whats the impression you have of a girl who smokes? |
Romance / Re: Would You Date Or Marry A Nigerian Girl If She Smokes And Drinks? by Ib(f): 1:37am On May 31, 2006 |
But whats wrong with smoker? |
Forum Games / Re: The Chain Word Game by Ib(f): 1:35am On May 31, 2006 |
slave Trade |
Forum Games / Re: The Chain Word Game by Ib(f): 1:33am On May 31, 2006 |
aki and pawpaw |
Forum Games / Re: The Chain Word Game by Ib(f): 1:33am On May 31, 2006 |
Tom and Jerry |
Forum Games / Re: The Chain Word Game by Ib(f): 1:31am On May 31, 2006 |
Pre-nup |
Forum Games / Re: The Chain Word Game by Ib(f): 1:27am On May 31, 2006 |
serena Williams |
Forum Games / Re: The Chain Word Game by Ib(f): 1:26am On May 31, 2006 |
Tennis |
Forum Games / Re: The Chain Word Game by Ib(f): 1:24am On May 31, 2006 |
ludo |
Forum Games / Re: The Chain Word Game by Ib(f): 1:21am On May 31, 2006 |
touch and follow |
Forum Games / Re: The Chain Word Game by Ib(f): 1:20am On May 31, 2006 |
juju |
Forum Games / Re: The Chain Word Game by Ib(f): 1:18am On May 31, 2006 |
culture |
Family / Re: I Need Help: He Snores While Sleeping by Ib(f): 1:17am On May 31, 2006 |
What can be worse that a fine babe that snores? |
Forum Games / Re: The Chain Word Game by Ib(f): 1:16am On May 31, 2006 |
;d |
Forum Games / Re: The Chain Word Game by Ib(f): 1:16am On May 31, 2006 |
MARATHON |
Forum Games / Re: The Chain Word Game by Ib(f): 1:15am On May 31, 2006 |
Trekking |
Forum Games / Re: The Chain Word Game by Ib(f): 1:14am On May 31, 2006 |
Winter |
Forum Games / Re: The Chain Word Game by Ib(f): 1:13am On May 31, 2006 |
Iceland |
Romance / Re: I Want To Live My Life Alone. by Ib(f): 1:11am On May 31, 2006 |
ogbonnaya, dont worry oh! I know she hurt yuou but it is still fresh eh! Women are a necessary evil. But why are you so bothered about having a serious serious relationship at ur age? This is the time to play! Play hard! |
Romance / Re: Would You Date Or Marry A Nigerian Girl If She Smokes And Drinks? by Ib(f): 1:04am On May 31, 2006 |
well not necessarily an addict, maybe she drank every weekend but smoked everyday |
Romance / Re: Would You Date Or Marry A Nigerian Girl If She Smokes And Drinks? by Ib(f): 12:59am On May 31, 2006 |
but would u even toast the babe if you knew about her drinking and smoking? |
Romance / Re: Would You Date Or Marry A Nigerian Girl If She Smokes And Drinks? by Ib(f): 12:46am On May 31, 2006 |
I've got a few friends who drink, not sure if to say they drink heavily, but they drink things like brandy and they smoke cigarettes. The thing is their relationships dont seem to last |
Romance / Re: Would You Date Or Marry A Nigerian Girl If She Smokes And Drinks? by Ib(f): 12:42am On May 31, 2006 |
What if she drinks like after work every evening? maybe a bottle of wine? would that matter? |
Romance / Would You Date Or Marry A Nigerian Girl If She Smokes And Drinks? by Ib(f): 12:36am On May 31, 2006 |
Guys i'm curious to know if you would seriously date or marry a girl who smokes cigarettes or maybe weed and drank. Ladies i also want to know you think about this. Do you (Ladies) smoke or drink and what how do guys perceive and treat you? |
Jokes Etc / Re: What A Story: by Ib(f): 4:23pm On May 25, 2006 |
Damn, thats a classic sad story. |
Jokes Etc / Genie by Ib(f): 4:02pm On May 25, 2006 |
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf , Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course! The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So, the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh, yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself." "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it. It's the least I can do. And, I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie said. "And, your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!" "And, now," the couple asked in unison, "What's your wish, genie?" Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife." The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune and all those houses, what do you think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind; but, what about you, honey?" You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?" "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly. "No Kidding," he said, "Thirty-five-years-old and both of you still believe in genies? |
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