Now that's another topic in its own right!!!!!

Hmmmm, now i feel very intelligent. Thanks loverbwoy

Did she go to FGGC abuloma? Sounds familiar

Shot-put

Thunder fire you

With ur smelling mouth

True to God

Plus Jesus minus Satan

Madam give me jara now

Groundnut woman you no go give me taste?

U no get respect

Gerrout of there!

Its got to be nkem owoh, victor osuagwu and john okafor

A nigerian woman has got to know how to cook. Its plain simple. I was groomed to cook from age 8!!!! But do i have to cook to prove to him that i am the one? NoBut i  cook cos i enjoy to cook and if he enjoys it FINE if he doesnt, SOD OFF

When a certain Mr. John Akpabio boarded a Cele-Ijesha-bound commercial bus at Oshodi, he never bargained that he would later find himself at CMS in central Lagos. But that was exactly what happened. This is because no sooner had the bus taken off from Oshodi than he dozed off, oblivious of whatever was happening around him.

Unfortunately for him, he was still fast asleep when the bus passed Cele Bus-stop where he was supposed to alight. And unknown to him, the conductor had from this point started calling a new destination which happens to be CMS.

When Mr. Akpabio suddenly woke up from his breeze-induced doze, he discovered that the bus had just passed Tin Can Bus-stop, with the conductor screaming: CMS straight! And to his amazement, the conductor had approached and asked him to pay his fare for CMS. "Ah-ah, where are we? Conductor have we reached Cele?" he asked in confusion, his voice laced with panic. "Which Cele? Cele wey we don pass tey-tey. Na CMS we dey go so," the conductor replied.

But in a twist in the tale, the conductor chose not to believe the man’s explanation that he was supposed to disembark at Cele, insisting that the man must pay the bus fare for the ride to CMS. According to the conductor: "You want to use head for me, abi. So, I go come you carry from Cele to CMS for free. Shey them tell you say I come Lagos come do mugu. Abeg, give me my money jooo!"

And Mr. Akpabio’s response to this was: "You’re mad! Did I tell you that I’m going to CMS before? Was it not Cele I told you I will be getting down when I entered your bus at Oshodi? Instead you brought me to CMS and want me to pay you again. You’re not serious. In fact, you should refund me the money I paid you before so that I can take another bus back to Cele".

The argument raged on until the bus finally got to CMS. With neither conductor or passenger ready to shift ground the duo was soon locked in a wrestling match. It took the intervention of some Road Safety officials to disengage them and settle the bitter quarrel.

very addictive. join the club

I cant stand shakira, even if she shakes her head off!!! Maybe if u guys didnt compare her to beyonce, i could give her a thot. Beyonce Rocks!!!

Someone told me about an incident that happened in VGC about 3 weeks ago. Basically, the gist was about this girl taking a stroll in the morning and was smoking. And this was like about 8am in the morning and everyone was just going to work. I heard the thing almost caused a major traffic jam, with everyone driving very slowly and staring at the girl!!!!

At 25 i was still trying to discover myself, and at this age, i'm trying to stabilize myself in my career and learn to appreciate myself so that i can offer more to myself, my future husband (still searching) and my kids.

I really wonder what i would have been like as a married woman at 25!!!!. Life is just beginning to be fun for me.

I wonder why everyone is having a go at me for stating my requirements in a guy. If you dont fit the bill, dont bother posting. Once again, any london boys in the house? i dont do long distance. END OFF!!!

Gone are the days when people judge you on your choices. People should be openminded

Smoking or drinking doesnt make u a bad person

you answered the question. It is a choice!!!!!.

@dominobaby

Everyone is entitled to a choice on how they want to lead their lives. Thats why we live in a civilised where freedom of choice is the norm.

Sway - Little derek

Cheri Dennis - I Love you

and i've always got much love for JODECI

Friendship for me is like a bond, it takes me a lot of time to make friends because friendship is like a relationship that should never go sour, almost like a mother child bond. It takes me time to find it but when i find it, i hold on to it so tenaciously, almost like a crab holding on dearly for life.

I feel soooooo disappointed when a friend lets me down, it could be for the simplest of reasons. I expect a friend to be there for me whether i am right or wrong, and support me through the difficult and the fun. I can kill for my friend so i expect the same commitment.

Thats why i have just 2 people i consider to be my friends right now, all the rest are just groovemates, boyfriends, acquintances, workmates etc

No london guys here? Pls if u have a job, papers, no baby mama drama, no "one girl disturbing me to marry her" drama, have a car and a full uk driving license, at least 6.1 tall, dark skinned, have a degree, holla !!!!!!!!!

thank u anty mary

I know sha, i think i heard the action one time like that, i was in the living room and she was in the room. The way the guy was shouting eh, i know sey something dey happen. But she wasnt shouting oh.

I know she is good, i just know

For all those who are thinking i am the girl who has the problem, the answer is no, but i will relay the message to my friend. She has to stop the smoking at least, but from what i gather, drinking is a bit more permissible.

But she is a nice girl though! She is good in bed, intelligent, hardworking, cooks, cleans, u know now, the full works.

Really good rea! But mind i still have to brush my hair, retouch my pancake and spray some perfumn. Damn how much time did that take.

Nice one man

Asiwaju, sorry oh, this is strictly a PH Matter! Rosco, did u go to uniport?

Roscodaddy, where u dey now? come to my yahoo now

Well said, but people die from child birht, breast cancer etc

Lagos - Ikeja