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Politics / Re: Military Set To Retire Over 1000 Officers by ibelab(m): 3:01pm On Aug 11, 2009
wait slf Na age dem dey use give promotion? not ur actions and achievements.abi dey no dey go war or atlest do something, u know nowoo as a soilder, For me Nigeria ARMY seems to be a place, u just join in and u go start to collect ur pepper and other wayo stuff.
Family / Re: When Is A Brideprice Or Dowry Too "expensive" by ibelab(m): 2:20pm On Aug 11, 2009
wetin,,, mehr ,,, mean slf? cause in deutsch it,z means more. Mehr+sheike= more
Family / Re: Can You Marry Someone You Don't Love? by ibelab(m): 10:01pm On Aug 06, 2009
love,, love,, is there any true love for naija without money? maybe 10% is real.
Family / Re: Help Me Out -my Wife Change Completely After Wedding by ibelab(m): 9:35pm On Aug 06, 2009
it,z just the beginning shocked wait till she reach the end, by that time ,no teeth go remain for ur mouth,  my own case be say,  i lose only 4 tooth ur own fit worse if u no run in time.before i  forget, i get fake teeth for u if the time come, just halla me,  Hope say u no dey tell ur guys dem, say she dey hammer u?runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! bros!!! before,
Politics / Re: Onovo Strips Ex-presidents, Govs, First Lady, Others Of Police Aides by ibelab(m): 8:54pm On Aug 06, 2009
wait slf, na only 377,000 police Nigeria get?  abi na joke?abi i dey mistake for wetin i just saw?how can they protect 150,000,000 people cool
Politics / Re: Amnesty: Militants Demand N3bn For Arms by ibelab(m): 9:51pm On Aug 04, 2009
yara my guy!! give them the dough now! undecided
Family / Re: Would You Prefer A Functional Wife Or An Attractive One ? by ibelab(m): 9:42pm On Aug 04, 2009
FOR ME, i don,t really know what i want cry
Family / Re: Would You Prefer A Functional Wife Or An Attractive One ? by ibelab(m): 9:41pm On Aug 04, 2009
But OBJ uglyoooooooooo!! grin
Sports / Re: Its Official: Nigerian League Ranked Best In Africa (Ahead Of Egypt) by ibelab(m): 9:07pm On Aug 04, 2009
na niger abi na naija sure say no mistake?
Romance / Re: Teen Pregnant After ‘swimming In Pool’ by ibelab(m): 8:42pm On Aug 04, 2009
who believe this shit is nothing but;;;;: search ya internet for the news::
Romance / Re: "In Love" But Unfaithful by ibelab(m): 8:28pm On Aug 04, 2009
na wooooooooo! cheating?i thought it,z normal to change soup when someone ain't married? lipsrsealed
Politics / Re: Goat Roasted With Tyres Can Cause Madness - Expert by ibelab(m): 6:00pm On Aug 02, 2009
no wonder i dey always get high any time i eat goat meat. cheesy(RUBBER NOWOOO!!!)Fot those analysts out there lipsrsealed
Politics / Re: Nigeria, Chinese Govts Sign N107.4 M Contract To Build Rural Schools by ibelab(m): 8:31pm On Aug 01, 2009
China!! china!! copywrite  maybe dey wan teach us the way to, C: grin
Politics / Re: Why Africa Remains Undeveloped –Yar’adua by ibelab(m): 9:08pm On Jul 31, 2009
SCINCE 1966, ALL OUR SO CALLED PRESIDENTS ARE ALL ILLITREATES OR OLD SKOOL:abi i dey lie?
Politics / Re: Alleged World Bank Document Names Top Nigerians And Their Loot In Foreign Banks by ibelab(m): 2:36pm On Jul 31, 2009
sometimes i wonder what Nigerian press are doing?Ain,t all the money been embezzled a Breaking News? or is it prohibited?For me press is the key.ebi like say no ex Governors name on the list?, or
Career / Re: When Best Do We Invent? During Necessity Or When Economy Is Buoyant: by ibelab(m): 5:14pm On Jul 29, 2009
i think somehow inventing new things seems to be a big problem  in Nigeria:: but let start from the simlple ones,  for example smileyGermans import 85% of there friuts but still! still 1 liter of juice,( cost 0.50cent.)Nigeria have all the raw material but we still import juice and wine? why it,z doesn,t need alot of captial but the government failed to enlight people. The rich prefer to keep there money in banks.why not invest simple in a small company,  employ peolpe , lets people get busy, go to the universities get in touch with students employ them part time(we can invent if we ain,t got no stress, i,m a witness)let them put there head  together and invent,(juice mechines aint hard to build)  i know we still got hot brains out there smiley end of the month u got hope ur money is coming, u will be cool and study hard, why can,t we start from the little ones .oooh! what a Government  we have!!! here students  invent different kind of things every year,  . diferents school  show case what the achieves( for the year, ).   some people we complain about light,  yes that,z why the topic is all about invent,  Do  u know u can create enough energy from motor engine with out  heavy noise to power a company,  i saw it with own eyes, ( soundless, other noiseless) students invented it here, they don,t even need it,cause power never fail,  we need it most,  i wish the Government will listen,  i can go on till tomorrow,  smiley we are really behind the world,  i
Career / Re: B.a(religions), Where Can One Work With It? by ibelab(m): 9:34pm On Jul 28, 2009
are u joking is it theology or religion? are they thesame?i,m confuse here?
Career / Re: When Best Do We Invent? During Necessity Or When Economy Is Buoyant: by ibelab(m): 4:27pm On Jul 28, 2009
hi guys! This is the best topic i ever come across here waoooo! u guys really got a point here.This is what we need, not some tribal argument,  smileywhere all the guys on NL?
Politics / Re: 1960: Were We Ready For Independence? by ibelab(m): 3:32pm On Jul 27, 2009
@al-qaede, na woooo e don reach like this? naija don bad like this? where come better now?
Culture / Re: Is It Ever Too Late To Learn Your Language? by ibelab(m): 3:21pm On Jul 27, 2009
it,z never to late,
Politics / Re: Breaking News! Onovo Finally Appointed Inspector General by ibelab(m): 9:38pm On Jul 24, 2009
congrat!!!!!!!!!!!! make u start finger printingoooooooooo!! make we know who be who! welcome sir!!!!
Business / Re: Clickbank Rejects Nigerian Mastercard And Visa Cards by ibelab(m): 9:11pm On Jul 24, 2009
so, naija don get credit card  cheesy nigerian credit card where in the world is it gonna be valued?because we shit  big time, in the world and beyond. A green pass u show any where and u gonna be treated like a criminal. For me personal i,m fucking tired of staying here, i,m thinking how to get back,but scince the past Months i started following this site,,,, Men! i ,m beginning to change my mind for real. sometimes i think,, nigerians back home don,t really know the value  be a naija. we mess up, but it really put us in a good positon to make it better, cause we are already popular in the world cheesy. so, Guys lets try and be postive, we can make it if we want,  i believe nigeria is a free and great nation, (atleast u can drink and drive) The truth is, things ain,t the way it use to be out here, all friends from me are thinking thesame,  only how to get they ass back home and start something,
Politics / Re: Buhari To Float New Party by ibelab(m): 5:52pm On Jul 21, 2009
Buhari ?? no
Politics / Re: U.S., Argentina May Supply Nigeria Gas For 6000 Mw by ibelab(m): 5:03pm On Jul 21, 2009
nigeria is awarding contracts to china and russia uups (60%and 80% population still live in poverty) what happen to countries like German, japan, uk, sweden, etc.??
Politics / Re: U.S., Argentina May Supply Nigeria Gas For 6000 Mw by ibelab(m): 4:40pm On Jul 21, 2009
@back2back, to comot naija no go solve the problemooo! things ain,t the way it use to be out here, especially europe.
Politics / Re: N180,000 Tuition Fees For Nigerian Universities by ibelab(m): 10:10pm On Jul 20, 2009
180,000 ain,t that huge, if the Government gonna create side jobs for the students,but with what i,m witnessing that ain,t gonna happen, i,m joking wink or is it? Here the goverment tax the rich and the working class to sponsor others without help.  ain,t nigerians  paying tax?, is our oil dough no more runing? why most they make the student pay? i got my Education for free here.
Romance / Re: Must Girlfriends Demand An Allowance? by ibelab(m): 8:32pm On Jul 20, 2009
@sugabelle, i got a question for u girl? Have ur guy ever bought u flowers? if ya don,t mind,
Romance / Re: Must Girlfriends Demand An Allowance? by ibelab(m): 8:17pm On Jul 20, 2009
if girl give man allowance, what gonna happen? cry  End of the world- --emh!!!! naija baby,s ,, i  bow ooooo!!

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Business / Re: How Can I Start A Business With N10k by ibelab(m): 9:33pm On Jul 15, 2009
make una wait slf, which kind advice where una dey give person? 10k still get value at all? i can still remember early this year i was in naija, i bought 2 plates of fofo and egwusi soup for that amount with extra beers it was clocking 20k. u fit check out that joint ooo.l, which side u base for naija? i wanna know.
Romance / Re: How Can I Take Revenge On My Cold Boifriend? by ibelab(m): 9:35pm On Jul 13, 2009
For me 2years is nothing for u to be total freak out like this. what u say , u pick a guy from the street , give him sheater,later get married to him, for him to have documents to stay in the country and money ,love everthing u can name,, at the end , he still dump u, after 5 or 7years. what u gonna do then?
Politics / Re: Obama In Nigeria, Oh Sorry, Ghana! by ibelab(m): 9:14pm On Jul 13, 2009
if to say em comeoooo!atleast i for get contract to supply red carpet  lipsrsealed
Politics / Re: Obama In Nigeria, Oh Sorry, Ghana! by ibelab(m): 9:10pm On Jul 13, 2009
come naija, come do watin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come help us fight corruption? or poverty? it,z really very nice ,that he didn,t even plan to come. Had it been that he came, ooh God have !! Billions of dollars would have been spent in some peoples pocket, una know now!!!

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