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Foreign AffairsRe: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by Ibeme: 2:10am On Dec 14, 2020
Spent my evening reading about George Soros and Steve Bannon

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Soros


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Bannon


It is fair to say that any black man who does not admire George Soros is a complete fool, and any black man who joins hands with the ideas espoused by Steve Bannon and Trump is the same.

One is a highly intelligent humanist with a passion for people while the Steve Bannons (Shapiros, Milos, Papadopoulos) and most of Trump's friends on the far-right are grifters with unpalatable pasts

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 11:28pm On Dec 13, 2020
madrid5:
As it standsb arsenal goal of the month na own goal
grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2020/21 by Ibeme: 11:04pm On Dec 13, 2020
Zabiboy:

No difference between you and the FPL scout...
Setting your team based on stats and research and still not getting up to average points each GW...
My overall points is over 745+(last time i checked) and i'm ok with my team...
GL with your stats bro...
lol. It's early days. Most of the top players are still catching up cos a lot of newbies struck lucky with just Son, Kane and Vardy. What's your past history in the game like?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2020/21 by Ibeme: 10:19pm On Dec 13, 2020
Zabiboy:

GW 9
Start Mings (1pts) bench dallas (5pts)
GW 10
Start Mings again (2pts) bench dallas (8pts)
GW 11
Start dallas (1pt) bench mings( game pp)
GW 12
Start dallas (1pt) bench mings (8pts)
Only good thing is that my total points is over 700....
At the end of the season, ibime would come and say FPL isn't Luck...
If you follow the FPL scout, you'll know that Its's 98% Luck 1% research and 1% history....
Anyways, We move cool
Well the skill is in knowing that Villa have kept clean sheet in every away game this season bar one, and conceded in every home game bar one. If you knew this you wouldn't be lamenting about luck.

Another lack of skill is keeping a £5m defender from Villa in your team this long when Konsa at £4.5m has more goal threat and the same £5m could have gotten you a way into Spurs and Chelsea defenders with more clean sheet and assist potential like James and Aurier
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2020/21 by Ibeme: 10:14pm On Dec 13, 2020
iamoyindamola:
First playoff shocked
That was actually the first time I missed play off, last season was the second
I was once a semi finalist btw
Won the Carling cup before
That was why mukina promoted me to fa cup tongue
We don't know nothing about Carling Cup over here.

Have you made Playoffs since your promotion?

You are like the Brighton of our league, making noise about what you did in lower league grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2020/21 by Ibeme: 10:08pm On Dec 13, 2020
iamoyindamola:
Still best you with a man down
Lmaooooooo
I already decided to throw away this gameweek with a 12 point hit. I feel remorse for 2 seasons ago when I beat you in GW 34 then threw the match against your rival in GW35 by taking hits to set my team up for the playoffs. That denied you your first ever playoff qualification. As someone who has made playoff every year for 9 years, bar one, made 5 finals and won 4, I figure this year is the year to show you some grace.

With your paltry overall points, yet still top of the H2H league, if I throw you this 3 points now, you just might be able to sneak into playoffs for the first time in your managerial career. Don't fück up this lead please. I'll meet you in playoffs where it will be business as usual. cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2020/21 by Ibeme: 9:55pm On Dec 13, 2020
Spanish Simeone is at it again. Well I'm not taking points hit to sell Gabriel this week. Next week he's gone
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2020/21 by Ibeme: 9:45pm On Dec 13, 2020
Vardy go lead to some massive falls this week for who no get am cos everybody else underperformed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 8:27pm On Nov 16, 2020
sleekdot:
Anyone can be a City legend easily because they don't have a big or prolific reference point, Actually, anyone that was part of the 2012 league win is already 60% into being a City legend, including all those Zabaleta Joke Hart etc being part of the 100points team in addition to what he achieved earlier. cemented it for him

Pre Mourinho see the stats Mata was putting up? At that time he was outperforming Silva easily. Immediately Mourinho came, Mata became his scapegoat.

Mata played the same position as Silva, Matas first 2 seasons at Chelsea he dropped 17 league goals and 30 league assists. If we handpick Silvas best 2 seasons anywhere in his career, he never matched this
Ozil who was made obsolete by other managers had his best career under Mourinho. Mata has not been able to adapt to several managers in the modern game. Silva was already a legend playing as a left winger in a 4-4-2 under Mancini before adapting to an AM and CM under Pellegrini before even meeting Pep. Let the other redundant players answer for their own lack of adaptability to the modern game, Silva has cleared his name in every position he played. His attacking output before Pep is better than his attacking output after meeting Pep so you have no point.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 10:30pm On Oct 17, 2020
swiz123:
What we lacked today was leadership at the back. Basically, Silva was missed. I find it funny when people call VVD a traffic warden without realizing that leadership and organisation at the back has to do with pointing defenders to man vital positions.


Lastly, Azpilicueta is no leader. If he can't attack like James and can't coordinate our backline, then he shouldn't be starting.
Nonsense. Fullbacks aren't in a principal position to organise defences, centrebacks do.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 5:33pm On Oct 17, 2020
Kepa is beyond useless. I've just seen the 2nd and 3rd goal. At this point, someone should do us a favour and put a bullet in his head.


When you see Kepa alone in lineup, always expect calamity.

When you see a combination of two or more of the below players, expect calamity


Christensen
Rudiger
Alonso
Emerson
James
Jorginho


Somehow we managed to fit 3 calamities in the same line-up today.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 3:16pm On Oct 17, 2020
Werner!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 9:10am On Oct 17, 2020
2emotional:
I've read that one too.... A lot have been going on in that awkuzu SARS there. And the worst part is that he was once transfered to bauchi( I no too remember sha) after series of petitions. Do you know that after few weeks they transferred him to Enugu and from Enugu back to awkuzu. Obiano never talk wetin dey between him and that anuofia.. So chukwu ma
Those guys are probably hitsquad for Anambra Govt
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 9:09am On Oct 17, 2020
Neymar just overtook Ronaldo on Brazil all-time scorers list and is now advancing on Pele


Pele - 77 goals
Neymar - 63 goals
Ronaldo - 62 goals


Hazard Vs Neymar debate has aged well
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 12:18am On May 02, 2020
They should just cancel all League seasons jare.

3 Cologne players just tested positive. That means Bundesliga restart just cannot happen anytime soon.

A player in Ligue 1 is in coma with Covid. Dybala is still positive 6 weeks later and said to be struggling with his lungs. He cannot get back to fitness anytime soon. Meanwhile De Ligt has been allowed to go home to Holland which will take 4 weeks before he is allowed to come out of Quarantine if he does return.

Any player that catches Covid on restart will just delay things, and if anyone dies or gets debilitating conditions, litigation will ensue

Dutch league, French and Belgian leagues are cancelled. I don't see how clubs from those countries can participate in UCL or Europa

EPL talking about playing in only 10 stadiums with tens of thousands of test kits required and training looking like a logistical nightmare. Even FA is saying they won't allow players to touch each other at corners and setplays etc and balls will have to be disinfected 4 times a match.

Then you have some players complaining that they also have families, children and parents and are scared.

Summary of all this, is they should just cancel the season.
FamilyRe: Do I Build A Small House Now Or Keep Saving? by Ibeme: 11:41pm On May 01, 2020
covid2019:
Or just open a domiciliary account to hedge against naira fall and continue saving.
What do you think please?
You are a smart man with what you have achieved already.

Opening a domiciliary account is by far the best option.

Naira will depreciate drastically with oil price and IMF conditions, and with what's to come in the economy, people will need to sell properties to raise cash to stay afloat.

Keep yourself in a market with demand (dollars) and stay out of a market that will have oversupply (Housing) after this period.

The domiciliary account will buy you a bigger house at the end of this COVID period.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 1:29pm On May 01, 2020
Skimpledawg:
Happy new Month Guys.


Una doh.
I wish I had an App that could wish my fellow countrymen Happy New Nanosecond.

When average life expectancy is low, I suppose every new Monday and every new month is a cause for celebration.

With the way Corona is doing point and kill, it makes sense for me to join this trend of celebrating each new week and each new month.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 7:07pm On Apr 30, 2020
spillo1:
LMFAO.....Who are those midfielders in Madrid that bomb forward that exposes their defense? Casemiro? Kroos, Modric? If so, what are their goal stats for the last 4 years? What am I reading here.
Good point. Another angle. Raumdeuter, what is your response?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 7:05pm On Apr 30, 2020
Melvyn11:
Funny how now when it reaches Gerrard you will not bring out his goal tally to show how great he was. Now it's your eye test no longer stats. People are very funny
What is Gerrard goal record?

Gerrard best season was 23 goals and 7 of those goals were against TNS from Welsh league in Champions league pre-qualifiers. Plus Gerrard even played directly behind Torres some seasons.

I will still take Gerrard over 99% of Eunuchs though.

But KDB and Lampard are not eunuchs. Lampard is King of goals and KDB is King of Assists.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 6:51pm On Apr 30, 2020
raumdeuter:
This is totally false. He plays in Madrid a system that doesnt play in low blocks, I have seen Ramos play in a protected system and he even did better than Terry and co

Let us see VVD in Madrid where no one does donkey work for him and he has to engage attackers every minute, not the one he will be pointing and giving orders

The same impeccable Canavaro in Juventus and Azzuri became a joke when he entered the Madrid system. That is what Ramos has been facing for the past 15yrs of his career
Liverpool play very high line Sir. Infact VVD and Matip are always on halfway line.

Boateng also deals with high line much better than Ramos. Even though we like to clown Boateng as part of regular trolling, I have never seen Boateng half as flustered in highline as I regularly see Ramos flailing all over the place on counterattack.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 6:47pm On Apr 30, 2020
nitrogen:
You support Liverpool? I don't know why a reasonable person would pick Gerrard over KDB.....peak Gerrard kor, cowbell Steven niii
I'm a Chelsea fan and I would even pick KDB over Lampard talkless of Gerrard.

Gerrard ko, Gerrard ni.

Liverpool ex players control media in UK. Same way they overpromote Henderson today is how they overpromoted Gerrard then. Football is about emotions, and the Istanbul story turned Gerrard into a myth larger than the player himself. KDB is better.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 6:41pm On Apr 30, 2020
raumdeuter:
This is totally false. He plays in Madrid a system that doesnt play in low blocks, I have seen Ramos play in a protected system and he even did better than Terry and co

Let us see VVD in Madrid where no one does donkey work for him and he has to engage attackers every minute, not the one he will be pointing and giving orders

The same impeccable Canavaro in Juventus and Azzuri became a joke when he entered the Madrid system. That is what Ramos has been facing for the past 15yrs of his career
Though I don't like Ramos, this is a decent point
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 6:33pm On Apr 30, 2020
Greatihex:
I was only giving you a taste of your own medicine, since you like to make bogus conclusions.
So, whether you like it or not, Chelsea won the league after they chased Lampard away and Manchester City could not win again after they got Lampard. grin

Now, tell us, how many points did Lampard’s goal get from the 10 starts?
Check assists and all round contribution also.

Last he was seen before he popped his hamstring against Spurs, he had already assisted twice in 28 minutes before his hamstring popped on the way to a 4-1 trashing of Spurs

After missing 2 games with injury, Pellegrini declined to return him to starting line up thinking his loan will expire soon, and that's when Chelsea accelerated away from City in the title race.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 5:59pm On Apr 30, 2020
Greatihex:
Are you the only one who does not know that Lampard began to play as a CM in the later years of his career?
He played CM for Chelsea for years until he left. Partnering either Ramires or Mikel.

https://www.transfermarkt.com/frank-lampard/leistungsdatendetails/spieler/3163/plus/1?saison=&verein=281&liga=&wettbewerb=GB1&pos=&trainer_id=


Lampard scored 4 goals as a sub and 2 while starting. Now tell us, if going by your narrative, was Lampard more important as a sub or as a starter?

If Lampard was that good at that age to guarantee league win, why did he not win it for Chelsea that season that we were topping the league until Liverpool, and then Manchester City came to overtake us to win the league?


Like I said earlier, any manager starting Lampard in his team at that time, and hoping to win league with him is not only sick, but delusional.
I don't need you to tell me where Lampard played in his last years at Chelsea.

It is Chelsea's own stüpidity to push him deep prematurely for the useless shiny new toy of Oscar and yet Lampard was still outproducing Oscar and making key differences where it matters.

City allowed him the freedom to make the difference where he does it best, even in the last knockings of his career and he rewarded them with results.

What Lampard did in Chelsea, even as a DM was go on scoring runs to secure UCL qualification when needed and topping the Chelsea scoring charts in the process. Despite having the most impotent striker upfront, his goals were crucial to securing UCL qualification. You can check his scoring run under Benitez including the goals against Aston Villa that secured us qualification.

Take that Lampard despite another 2 years in his legs and put him infront of Fernandinho and Toure instead of dropping him in with the useless Mikel and Ramires, and what you get is 28 points from 10 starts.

Imagine trying to discredit Lampard saying his replacement with Fabregas is what won the league, when Lampard has been carrying Chelsea above their level for the last 2 years with the useless Torres and useless Ramires, Oscar and snail Mikel in midfield. If not for Lampard contribution that period of 2012 to 2014, na 7th or 8th position for sure pass. The introduction of Matic to knock out those 2 useless midfielders and the introduction of Costa to knockout the Spanish Eunuch were key pieces of development to winning the league, so stop creating story that removing Lampard for Fabregas was what won the league.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 4:45pm On Apr 30, 2020
Greatihex:
The way you bring narratives from no where baffles me.

Lampard was so good at that age that he could guarantee league win, yet Mourinho had to chase him away to America with Fabregas (which mourinho described as the last piece of his puzzle) so that Chelsea could win the league.


Thank God that Pellegrini knows that the first job of a CM is to control midfield play before anything goals. That is why he usually brought in Lampard when legs were tired to come get the goals, which was the only thing left in his arsenal at that time.

This your narrative of city losing the league because Lampard was benched is one of your worst narratives.

The same Lampard that always looked like trembling if the ball is passed to him. Nigga will always release the pass with the speed of light so that small boys will not come and meet him with the ball is the person that you want a manager to be starting as a midfield achor just because he still knows how to score goals.

No manager in his right senses, who is serious to win title will be starting Lampard at that time.
I've always said you don't know how to watch football.

I don't argue with results and the result speaks for itself which is that City collected 28 points from the 10 games Lampard started.

By the time Pellegrini drafted him into the team in September, they were already far behind Chelsea yet Lampard kept them in the hunt. They expected his loan to finish that December so they had to prioritise their main players not short term loan and that is where they started dropping points.

At the bolded, when did you ever know Lampard to hold onto ball instead of passing quickly. I have told you, you don't know how to watch football, which is why you gravitate toward those who dance makossa on the ball unnecessarily. That same foolishness is what made you think Hazard is one of footballs greats to the point you lot were not far from comparing him with Messi and Ronaldo, when I have already told you 6 years ago that even KDB is better.

I have told you time without number that an AM job is to act quickly to exploit gaps not to control possession. Anywhere you like to check in this world, possession is controlled by the DM and CM. So definitely, there must be computer error in your brain if you are watching City expecting Lampard to hold ball instead of Fernandinho and Toure behind him. He did exactly what he came there to do which is make the difference at the right end of the pitch.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 4:37pm On Apr 30, 2020
Melvyn11:
You brought lampard best ever league season which was 22 goals with 10penalties. You asked to remove the pks And he was left with 12 goals a . tally other midfielders (fabregas, Silva etc) has reached. So what is so exceptional about that seaon that you wont stop shouting about. Stop making noise with your useless lampard the penalty merchant. infact albino scholes best league season without pks was 14 a tally which lampard never achieved.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day just like Dele Alli and co had monster seasons and could not replicate consistently. That's why Lampard pocket is full and the ones you bring up record reads like binary code.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 4:04pm On Apr 30, 2020
rationalmind:
This is why I stopped engaging in pointless arguments online. Even in the face of evidence, people like you will only dance around and repeat the initial argument like a broken record.

In the last 6 years, no midfielder has scored more than 12 non penalty goals in the premier league. The only midfielder to score more had 7 penalties.

If you extend it further to 10 years, only Yaya Toure has ever scored more than 12 non penalty goals.

So let me rephrase your argument so you see how ridiculous it sounds. "Ten years since Lampard the penalty merchant last scored 12 non penalty goals, only one midfielder has ever scored more."
Melvyn11 and Swissh are fools. They don't know how to interrogate data properly.

The Aguero and Salah challenging for golden boot are doing so with like 15 clean goals and 5 or 6 penalties.

They think it's beans for midfielder to score that amount clean. Maybe Messi and Ronaldo are the ones confusing them.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 3:53pm On Apr 30, 2020
Greatihex:
which kind talk be this nah, oga Ibime. So, pelle should be starting a completely washed up Lampard just because he can pop up 1 or 2 goals by running to the front of goal?

Lampard that lost confidence and could not hold ball for 2 seconds. How will he run the midfield, then with young and energetic players against him. Nawao you o. This your Lampard love self.
Stop talking rubbish my friend. Because you refuse to engage your brain when watching football does not mean everyone is foolish when watching football.

Results speak for themselves and City won 9 and drew 1 of the 10 games Lampard started. Even the games he didn't start but was given decent minutes, he rescued points for City eg against Chelsea.

Every manager has right to prioritize the future of the club, but Pellegrini lost that league in the games he relegated Lampard to the periphery, not when Lampard was on the pitch.

There is a reason City fans adopted him as a club favourite despite only 1 season there in his twilight. If you don't have brain to watch football properly, just keep quiet and let those who know what they are watching summarise for you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 1:17pm On Apr 30, 2020
Melvyn11:
I have no business with the other goals he was scoring in the fa cup against Preston and the other yeye teams. League + champions league goals for lampard 2009/2010 = 23goals out of which 10 were Awoof pks. He scored only 13 goals from open play from champions league and league matches combined so nothing extraordinary there. Kdb already has 9 goals in league + champions league combined this season. Lampard is nothing but a pk merchant.
And KDB is odds on favourite for POTY with less goals and less assists with season almost done.

Lampard

09/10 - 17 clean goals
08/09 - 18 clean goals
07/08 - 16 clean goals
06/07 - 18 clean goals
05/06 - 14 clean goals
04/05 - 16 clean goals
03/04 - 15 clean goals

Bring your favourite midfielder own, let's judge.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 1:03pm On Apr 30, 2020
kendrick93:
He's a great player but not a great defender
Good and succinct summary. Sometimes being a great player includes intangibles such as personality, scoring goals when unexpected etc. He does that. But he is not a great defender by any stretch of imagination.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 1:01pm On Apr 30, 2020
Melvyn11:
2009/2010 Lampard scored 22 league goals with 10 awoof pks. He only had 12 goals from open play. Their is nothing extraordinary with 12 goals from open play even Kdb is already on 8 this season. Lampard the awoof pk merchant.
You are a big mumu. When they hold 20 goals as gold standard for a striker, you don't think that includes penalties?

The Aguero them that compete for golden boot with just 21 league goals per year, how many penalties do you think are included in their 21 goals?

Let's be clear - Lampard scored 27 goals in all comps that season with only 10 penalties in all competitions, so he had 17 clean goals.

Oya, give us your favourite midfielder own from his best season.

KDB is on 8 clean goals and being touted for POTY, but Lampard with 17 clean goals and 12 clean league goals is average. Continue.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibeme: 12:44pm On Apr 30, 2020
Godx:
How can some people be shitting on Terry and Ferdinand and then go ahead to list Ramos that is wreckless, commit fouls, always out of position, makes mistakes weekly and with 25 red cards in his career as a great defender. That's an Error i repeat. Judging Ramos by his defensive ability he is a wack defender and a clown.
Just look at some of the amount of league goals conceded by Madrid for some seasons.


2018-19: 46

2017-18: 44

2016-17: 41

2015-16: 34

2014-15: 38

2013-14: 38

Madrid has averaged 40 conceded goals per season for the last 6 seasons.
Some people only wait till UCL final to judge.

Judging by UCL final alone, David Luiz is also a great defender

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